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Uniquely unfuckable as a man and an ersatz "woman". Extremely unbased bisexuals.
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I'm glad the Chad asked what we're all thinking, what the fuck is a bro code? Was there a club meeting I missed where every other man discussed this?
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"If you want to LARP as a man with your zippertits at least try to act like one"
Pooner destroyed.
I bet she cried some manly tears over that one when she snuggled into her bed with her Blahaj that night.
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You missed it? Well here's the long and short of it (spoilered, women are NOT ALLOWED to look!):
-we're wearing baseball caps backwards now
-we all call each other broski
-we're all having sleepovers and play wrestling
-we're all doing some sort of sport involving a board or wheels like rocket power, so pick one before the deadline
-at least half the doods in each friends group have to wear cargo shorts and tank tops
-sitting in the back of a pickup truck at sunset drinking beers with the guys reminiscing about high school at least once a week is now mandatory. If neither you nor any of your friends has a pickup truck a national registry of pickup truck owners will be made soon, contact one of them and get a spot in their truck bed
-if you develop feelings for a girl you now have to nervously confide it to your boys and sheepishly ask them for advice, even if you're confident and don't really need to. This will make you seem soft and sensitive to your fellow guys and promotes male bonding in a slightly sexual yaoi sort of way.
-a list of approved names will be published soon, so if your name isn't something like "Sebastian" or "Winston" you'll have to change it within 90 days of the list being published. Names like "Dale" or "Greg" are out
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Thanks, I'll make sure everything is up to code by the next community brojob. See you there dooderino
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I mentioned that, but it cannot possibly make up for that disparity, no? Another reason England is a shithole.
Bro code, which is so fucking gay it pains me to type, is basically not telling your friend's partner that they're being cheated on & helping them hide it. That's all I have literally ever understood that term to mean.
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Jacques1194
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You know i'm going to ask a question that may of been answered before.If TIFs have man brains and know that they've always been men inside then shouldn't they already know about the Bro Code?She makes it seem like all guys have this secret Bro Code they all have and yet nothing in her male brain knows about it?Its the saying of "Trans people knew they were trans since they were young, but they have to learn how to be the gender they identify with!"Make it make sense.A girl asks to learn the secrets of men:
I love how he angered her enough to where she had to say "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and more handsome!" Like lady that guy doesn't have to prove to people that hes a man unlike you who doesn't even know about our "Bro Code".
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Man, the bro code is just a meme. Only a tranny would be autistic enough to think it’s a literal thing.
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I must not be a bro since I'd rather not be complicit in my friend being a piece of shit, regardless how much I like him. In fact I'd tell him to his face he's a fucking piece of shit, and I'd expect the same from someone who was really my "bro"
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She's sad that men aren't "wholesome":
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She forgot about the Kiwi Farms:
Another based comment:
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Someone posted a screenshot on /r/4chan and OP showed up in the comments:
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"Hey Vasquez! You ever get mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez: "No. Have you?" lmao
Pooner Vasquez: movie proceeds for 2 hours with Vasquez harassing HR and "her" commanding officers about the amount of bigotry in the company and how unsafe "she" feels, while also trying to have "girl talks" with the women on the ship about how unfair being a heckin True and Honest woman is with the toxic masculine men thirsting over them. Rarely, if ever, does a xenomorph show up. Instead focusing on Vasquez' triumphs and strifes getting the men and TERFS fired.
Kids once again showing they have no filters
"Moving out of ex's" makes me wonder if this is another, "I came out as twans and they didn't accept me like I assumed they would uwu."
Found these on r/transvoice
These just sound goofy
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I agree, but my point was that it's basically just a millennial phrase for 'I will cover your infidelity', not some weird book of rules for 'bros being bros'.
Gunter Hatherer
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IIRC, the joke was run into the ground circa 2005.
Surprised someone so young even heard of it.
Going to a therapist for how long before mentioning this?
Going to a therapist for some unrelated psychological ailment?
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DXM if abused is a potent dissociative hallucinogen similar to ketamine and PCP. Long term abuse or short term overdose can cause permanent brain damage. It's severely underestimated and rarely talked about due to its legal OTC status, but it can fuck someone's life up as hard as a street drug.
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“Do cute boy things like wearing skirts” ?????
Mariposa2.0 LTE
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There's an "LGB—drop the T" movement already afoot. There's also Gays against Groomers, which opposes transing kids, in part because a lot of kids who likely would have grown up to be gay or lesbian are being trooned out (see: Jazz Jennings). So it's happening, and slowly gaining traction, especially among older LGB people who are less likely to be indoctrinated into the current gender dogma.
It's pretty rare, but I do get people (mostly retail and customer service employees) who call me "ma'am" on occasion when they don't know my name but are trying to get my attention. I'm a crusty old GenXer, so maybe my age has something to do with it. In the winter, when I'm wearing a hat and shapeless coat, I also get called "sir" if my back is turned. I'm tall, broad-shouldered, and narrow-hipped for a woman, and generally dress in "masculine"-coded clothes, so it's understandable. But the second I turn around the apologies spring forth, because it's obvious I'm a woman—and I laugh it off because it's not an issue. I'm just an old tomboy, a mannish sort of woman, and it's okay.
But for troons and pooners? I suspect they get sir-ed and ma'am-ed more frequently than the rest of us do, both by people who want to perform as good allies—and by people who enjoy passive-aggressively reminding them that reality still exists.
They all seem to have really weak core identities (and a lot of them are straight up Cluster Bs). There's just not much to them as people, so they aggressively signal who they are (or at least who they want you to think they are) through conspicuous consumption.
On top of that, they currently have a lot of privilege to gain by making sure everybody knows they are a member of a vulnerable, marginalized group. The kinds of troons/gendergoblins who are the most ardent signallers via flag-display are also the ones most likely to hurl accusations of transphobia as a weapon in order to get their way. So they wear the flags, and pronoun pins, and other troonwear, in order to make it clear to everyone they encounter that they aren't just another tomboy in a hoodie, or man in a dress, but a stunning and brave trans person.
The only way a woman is going to talk periods with a troon like this is if she's a totally ruthless Mean Girl, looking to inflict the most distress and humiliation on him possible, while pretending to accept him as "one of the girls." If this actually happened, it's a thing of beauty.
Ask a group of women how old they were when a grown man first made inappropriate sexual comments to them, or even overt sexual overtures, and most will tell you it happened between the ages of 8-11. A pretty horrifying number got it even younger.
A lot of those women—including ones who were sexually assaulted—will tell you they were so young, they didn't even comprehend what the man was saying or trying to do until they were well into adulthood, looking back at it. But most knew just enough to know that what the man in question was doing was wrong. And most of those men were family members, friends of the family, or in positions of trust (i.e., clergy, coaches, teachers, camp counselors).
Part of girlhood, for most women, is the shock and unease of being inappropriately sexualized by adult men who you should have been able to feel safe around. As a sexual abuse survivor himself, who has apparently spent a lot of time in some form of therapy, and as clergy who has more than likely had to counsel other sexual abuse survivors, you think he'd understand that young girls get preyed upon, and more frequently than boys do, and that girlhood has a really perilous, scary dark side to it. Yet that just doesn't seem to be on his radar. Like, at all.
He likes to go on about how sensitive and empathetic he is, yet his own account of his wife's pregnancy emphasizes his envy of her, with her discomfort glossed over. Nor does he show empathy for women afflicted with bladder infections when he talks about having one himself; it's just another way for him to latch on to a female identity.
I always spot red flags whenever a man talks about how sensitive, emotional, and empathetic he is, because inevitably that guy is going to prove himself to be manipulative, entitled, and with a vast reservoir of suppressed rage beneath that nice-guy exterior (see: male feminists; Nice Guys; Sensitive New Age Guys). And usually, all it takes for his real self to be revealed is a woman saying, "No."
The genuinely sensitive, emotional, and empathetic guys I've known never had to tell me they were that way, because it comes out naturally in their kind, considerate behavior. They also wrestle with self-doubt, and their natural male aggression, and tend to be humbled by their imperfection—so they know how prideful and arrogant it would sound to go on about how good and empathetic they are. But this wannabe troon? He's none of that, and frankly, I hope he troons out, blows up his entire life, and ends up alone, because he's a deeply shitty human and I suspect his family and congregation would be a lot better off without him.
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