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[behindyourightnow]

So gender affirming care is life saving, and makes me into whatever gender i identify, but all we can do is cope and lie about it making us happy.These people know they're living a lie, but because they invested in it for so long and gotten so far,there's no turning back.The entire trans movement is nothing more than the sunk cost fallacy.

The "distract yourself" part is telling. They are admitting they exist in a state of dissociation. So much for being your true self.

At least the old-school middle-aged AGPs get some domineering joy out of forcing everyone else around them to pretend they are a dainty woman. These poor pooners don't get anything.

 

[The Ugly One]

At least the old-school middle-aged AGPs get some domineering joy out of forcing everyone else around them to pretend they are a dainty woman. These poor pooners don't get anything.

It shows just how disconnected they are that they think being a 5'2" manlet, the exact type of man that's invisible to them, will somehow be a step up in society. Except they don't really think they will be 5'2". I read one of these weepy, introspective missives by a pooner where she was crying that when she looks a mirror, she doesn't see the tall, confident man she imagines herself to be; she looks like a scrawny little boy.

"Tall" really sticks in my mind. She literally envisioned herself as somehow, magically, being 6' tall or something.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Talking about favourites this one always cracks me up. Just the sneaky he/him does me in.

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

Except they don't really think they will be 5'2". I read one of these weepy, introspective missives by a pooner where she was crying that when she looks a mirror, she doesn't see the tall, confident man she imagines herself to be; she looks like a scrawny little boy.

"Tall" really sticks in my mind. She literally envisioned herself as somehow, magically, being 6' tall or something.

IIRC Mallory Ortberg wrote about how when she saw Adam Driver shirtless in a movie she instinctively thought "that's the kind of body I want after I transition" and had to consciously remind herself that that was impossible

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

IIRC Mallory Ortberg wrote about how when she saw Adam Driver shirtless in a movie she instinctively thought "that's the kind of body I want after I transition" and had to consciously remind herself that that was impossible

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

When a ftm finally passes as male

 

[Procrastinhater]

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We need this video. He's on the fucking sex offender registry.
EDIT - It is a troll.
A pretty good one

 

[William Tyndale]

Again, poor parents. Did everything right except get divorced and send their son to university (UC Berkeley per post history (archive)).

As a parent this may be the most depressing post I’ve ever read on this site. You’re watching all of their hopes and dreams come crashing down in real time. I’m mourning with them.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

When a ftm finally passes as male

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LOL, LMAO even. Suck it up, Buttercup. It's all downhill from here

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/16wyy2c/is_any_other_trans_girl_worried_theyre_talking/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/rjSJp

>unintentionally compares being trans to converting to a religion
This goes beyond Freudian slip, this is a Freudian freefall.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

"Majority of trans people probably won't ever pass, and I regret taking a gamble on it instead of taking my life earlier."

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HWoUw

Spoiler: TiM says he'll join the 41% because he doesn't pass

Majority of trans people probably won't ever pass, and I regret taking a gamble on it instead of taking my life earlier. MtF (self.honesttransgender)

submitted 2 days ago by GamesNPainsTransgender Woman (she/her)

Hi, so basically I'm giving up on life. I have been transitioning for 1 year since I was 19 (I'm 20 now) and I'm destined to never ever pass.

For the longest time I've been hiding and not going out into public unless I really needed to. I've only been hanging out with my boyfriend, and I've seen one other friend once out of our whole friend group for the time I've been hiding which is pretty much the whole 1 year. My boyfriend tells me I pass, the one friend told me I pass. And I had some confidence, even though to myself I still didn't pass but I felt I wasn't too far off.

Anyway I decided to go get my hair and brows done. Went into this salon owned by a gay couple in hopes of them being kind to me and such, and they were. And two things that clearly stuck with me was "do you ever wear your hair in a manbun?" And as my hair dresser was talking about my brows which I was getting done right after he basically said to the other worker "he, I mean she sorry". So basically it's an obvious indicator that I don't pass. I was also looking on the mirror as my hair was getting done and I realized, holy shit I absolutely don't pass, I don't look a day different from when I started hrt. And I just wanted to cry right there but I hid my feelings.

So the little confidence I have is shattered, I feel awful, and I desperately want to die. Before I started I was being told "oh you'll pass you have a good bone structure" and stuff like that. No the fuck I don't! My jaw is wide, my chin is wide, my nose is big and very masculine, my brow ridges aren't that bad but dont help either. My hairline is awfully masculine, and I don't know. Sometimes looking at my face, it's just a mix of things that make it look masculine, like I'm not even exactly sure what about it. But it really is. FFS is expensive and wait times are insane.

I want to end it. I want to fall asleep forever and be forgotten. But at the same time, I don't want to. I love my boyfriend and he loves me. He's there for me for everything. He's been my best friend for 10 years and he's been my boyfriend for 5 months. I can't imagine dying, everything fading and losing the love of my life. And I don't want to do that to him. But I can't live on this way. I don't know what to do. I want to give up. I don't want to be non passing. I don't care what anyone says, being non passing is my biggest nightmare. I should have known not to gamble on this since most trans women will never pass unfortunately. And I ended up not passing either. I gave myself an option before I began, I pass, or I kill myself. And I don't pass.

Another victim of the tranny hugbox.

Great comments, from the realistic:

Personally, 3 years in and nothing's changed.

I just get gendered male the second I pull out androgenous clothes, and when I wear feminine clothes I look like a man in a dress.

I dunno what people mean by it gets better. My height is a solid 6 inches taller than the average woman of my ethnicity and my huge frame means I can't even fit in alot of clothes my cis girlfriends can.

Being wide is literally unfixable, no amount of effort or money can save me. At best I'll be seen as the tall girl? that could've been a linebacker in a football team - and at worse I'll be seen as the feminine man for the rest of my life until I tell people "oh, I'm trans".

All that I wish for is to live an uneventful life as a woman - maybe even feel a little cute someday. But going through male puberty completed shafted my chances of a normal life.

I am also considering if deluding myself that someday everything will be fine or if I should just accept my losses - because how long do you have to wait when it's "just around the corner".

to absolute bullshit:

Oh, honey who have you been listening to? I went from 42-36-36, 240lbs, 15% body fat, 5'11", shoe size men's 10W to 34DDD/F-30-36, 155lbs., 21% body fat, 5'9", women's shoe size 10 and I was significantly older than you when I started my transition. I 100% pass. It took me about five years. Results vary, but most if not all can pass if we're willing to do the work to get there.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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This man has also been featured in the SRS Horrors thread (very extremely NSFL, islamic content)

Christ Leper90 that is one I did not need reminding of.
That's the dude with leprosy or some kind of fucking fungus in his amhole.

When a ftm finally passes as male

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Man the fuck up. Grow some balls. Pussy.

 

[quaawaa]

Bro-code girl is grooming her younger sister:

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2 boys just chillin​

Our family originally consisted of 4 girls. I (eldest) came out as trans a while ago, and today I found that one of of my younger sisters (now brother and who is the eldest out of the younger 3) is trans too! Out parents are fairly transphobic, and made us both end up crying after we came out (mum lectured my brother, and dad lectured me). It's honestly made use closer as bros, and it gives eachother to talk to.

There's a room thar my bro and I call "the safe room" at church. It has the service streamed to it, so our parents let us stay in there (neither of us are Christian, but our parents are very Christian.). Most of the time, it's empty apart from us, so we've made plans where we chill in there during the service and chat about stuff. It's honestly a really chill environment, and I'm looking forward to going to church just to have more epic conversations with my new brother!

Update: at 6:30 this morning, we both went out to find macadamia nuts. One of the younger siblings told us where abouts they would be (there are a few trees around the area that drop a few in public areas), so my bro and I ended up hanging out and looking at memes while collecting nuts (in a definitely not gay way lol). Our parents were fine with it, because "we were getting out of the house, and nuts are healthy". Jokes on them, we were talking about how trans we were and I asked my bro if he liked my nut sack (plastic bag with macadamia nuts), when we were walking home. Classic "broskie"* hangout.

*my brother uses the word "Broskie" to talk about us being brothers, much to my slight annoyance lol.

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I'm sorry your parents are transphobic. At least you two have each other. Are your other two siblings supportive?

I dunno if they are or not. They snitch often (most of our conversation was about how our parents suck and how often our younger siblings snitch), so we'll probably only tell em when we've both left school and are probably out of the house. Y'know, so we don't get any backlash from our parents lol.

Source (Archive)

 

[cerulean hydra]

I don't know how to quote quotes properly. These are from Peaches' post above.

But going through male puberty completed shafted my chances of a normal life.

As opposed to not going through puberty and ending up like Jazz Jennings? A lil retard who will never have the chance at a normal life?

42-36-36, 240lbs, 15% body fat, 5'11", shoe size men's 10W to 34DDD/F-30-36

All of that sounds like a total larp. From a 42" chest to a 34" chest? X to doubt. HRT and weight loss wouldn't get him from an XXXL to an XS/S. I looked into his reddit (Starlight_171), a handful of posts and no photos, and they mostly just comment on shit. Somehow a moderator. You'd think such a stunning and brave transformation would have photos to back it up. Surprised he didn't say his shoe size went down to a 6. They make schizo posts where they pull percentages out of their ass. They have to be a troll, but they're also a moderator of that sub?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Bro-code girl is grooming her younger sister:

Fucking little bitch. That's why these creatures are fucking dangerous.
They're fanatical about spreading that social contagion, the first one has caught it now the little monster is trying to infect her sisters.
That's a fucking parents worst nightmare.

 

[teriyakiburns]

So, OP claims that the woman he hooked up with was ok with him being trans, then got upset when she found his "euphoria boner." Assuming story isn't "wah I was misgendered more than YOU were" bullshit, this only make sense if he is a twink pretending to be a lesbian. Then all of her actions make sense

IMO, what makes even more sense is that it never happened. There are too many escalations that happened too quickly for it to be real. It's either a troll, or a perverse fantasy, or someone who wants to reinforce the trans genocide narrative.

 

[The Noticer]

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Little dood should learn that nobody gives a fuck about your delicate feelings and to stop acting like a whinning faggot.

Welcome to manhood!

 

[FinnSven]

A good number of these teenage girls claiming to be trans quoted here sound, with all due respect to girls and women, like typical teenage girl struggles with pubescent changes given a lens of trans-ness.

I would also be unsurprised if these girls are also on the autistic spectrum.

I know it’s pointed out quite frequently but the overlap of transgender claiming people and autism is getting more and more clear as times go on.

Especially as many psychologists have pointed out that autism, among many other psychological differences, frequently cause symptoms of identity confusion and feeling out of place.

This really will be this generation’s asylums for “hysterical women” with SRS and Hormonal treatments being the “lobotomies”.

On the first hand it’s horrible to watch.

On the other, it’s morbidly curious to watch it play out and confirms that no matter how much people change, the more we stay the same.

 

[TruffleSpark]

When a ftm finally passes as male

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Does it not occur to these women that the reason men are cold and lack emotional vulnerability around each other is because they are happier this way? All this amounts to is "men are deficient because they don't want to act like women." Guess what, if you wanted to be around people who act like women there's already a group like that. They're called women, you could have just stayed with them.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Another family wrecker | comments seem pretty split between “your wife is selfish! Be the true you!” And “yeah you suck”. Stable marriage and a baby seems to be a common theme.


He came out as bi years ago, nothing much on his profile apart from engaging in trans hugboxes and pity parties.


In my milk digging this morning I ended up on a castration fetish sub & a penis modding sub. I kind of wish I took screenshots so you can all witness the horrors, but those animals aren’t always trans. There was however a partial self castration dude who says they are trans and posts himself in spandex… I need brain bleach.