Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Maybe that's because your "true self" is hideous, inside and out.
 
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It's going to be interesting to watch trannies as they grow older and realize that they won't ever look like the opposite sex, especially as their collagen and facial fat levels wane and the sex differences in facial bone structures become more pronounced.

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The Ugly One said:
Why is their hair always so nasty and scraggly? Dudes can have good hair.
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Combination of different reasons why they trooned out in the first place.

They are autistic and can't handle hygiene routine in general. Many autistic people have hard time how cleaning yourself feels. They hate echo in tiled bathroom, water hitting them from a shower, the smell of soap, taste of toothpaste and so on. Most learn to deal hygiene during childhood because they had to but they have hard time making changes to it like taking care of longer hair.

They are depressed and it seems pointless. Why waste energy on hair when it's going to look awful regardless because everything about yourself is ugly. Maybe later the man you hate has disappeared from the mirror.

They are fixated on the sexy aspect and ignore everything else. Long beautiful hair is a chore but luckily not important. Boobs are important, shaven legs are important, slutty gothic teen aesthetic is important. Longer hair is still there because it overall plays into fantasy of them being a sexy woman but not taken care because it's not important.

They love the feeling of power when people praise them on half assed effort. They know they are men but pretend to be women because that allows them to bully others without penalties. So why put in unnecessary effort, especially when highlights how they get away with it? They know they don't deserve the positive attention but that what makes more delicious. Sarah puts hours on her looks and gets barely noticed, where as I'm the woman of the year with this. I'm so clever and great.
 
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The Ugly One said:
Why is their hair always so nasty and scraggly? Dudes can have good hair.

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This always baffles me too. There's no shortage of "how to take care of your hair" articles online. Tonnes of that stuff on blogs, insta, tiktok, tumblr, and reddit, too. Or you could just ask a female friend what their routine is. I'd suggest asking your hairdresser, but I expect most of them either cut their own hair or go to barbers.
 
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The Ugly One said:
Why is their hair always so nasty and scraggly? Dudes can have good hair.

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Same reason they do the weird autistic semi-smirk when trying and failing to copy sexy women's selfies, same reason they genuinely think they pass despite owning a mirror, same reason they take photos of their fat hairy gut stuffed into mesh leggings like a beluga caught in a tuna net, same reason they live in filth surrounded by yellow walls and moldy clothes and rotting Chinese takeout. Some people are barely sapient and it shows. It's like they're operating on a lower level and they just don't notice things obvious to others. There is a huge crossover between people like this and trannies, in fact I'd say maybe 80-90% of trannies are like this. They can't read a room and have no self-awareness.

They look at a woman's hair and see "long". They don't notice the quality, the shine, the lack of frizz. They look at her makeup and see "oh I get it, lips red eyes dark, I got this" and end up painting themselves like a juggalo. It's like their minds are simplified, like their brain is permanently on "very easy" mode or something. Dysgenic people with a part of their soul missing.
 
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“My therapist keeps suggesting actual reasons for our problems and refuses to ignore the elephant in the room. So… need a new therapist.”
The Ugly One said:
Why is their hair always so nasty and scraggly? Dudes can have good hair.

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I think, aside from general autism, it’s that a lot of men just don’t know about hair care. When you’re young and you have short hair, you don’t really need to. Just keep it clean and run a comb through it.

I went through a long hair phase when I was younger, and honestly, it’s so different. Washing takes longer, drying takes longer, you have to think about conditioning, it becomes visibly messy much more easily. It doesn’t surprise me that troons just don’t bother. Especially because most of them are looking for an easy solution to the problems in their lives.
 
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That is fucking horrifying.
This faggot literally looks like fucking Buffalo Bill doing his Goodbye Horses dance if Bill was wearing a swimsuit the color of Dong Gones dress.
The fuck is the matter with these fucking freaks?
Why the fuck would anyone want to make such a fucking joke out of themselves?
He looks like he belongs in a fucking storm drain trying to lure in kids.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I went through a long hair phase when I was younger, and honestly, it’s so different. Washing takes longer, drying takes longer, you have to think about conditioning, it becomes visibly messy much more easily. It doesn’t surprise me that troons just don’t bother. Especially because most of them are looking for an easy solution to the problems in their lives.
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Back when you couldn't see the top of my head from space, I wore my hair down to my shoulders. Shampoo + conditioner + trim the split ends, and it looked pretty good. Not Sebastian Bach good, but girls talked to me.

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Trooning out when you look like that at age 50 is like having a sealed copy of Sgt Pepper's, signed by all four Beatles, that you ripped open and used for turntable scratches in your Limp Bizkit cover band.
 
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Gunter Hatherer said:
Uh oh. The "girl" from Ipanema.
Technically not a tranny posting an L, but there's definitely trannies and Ls here.

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:christine: Will "she" won't "she"?
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Ask her about her hobbies and interests, and expect really ladylike interests such as painting Warhammer figurines, WW2 simulation games, and collecting manga.
 
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