Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[PetiteFeet]

This makes me think of Shiteater Jen at the Tranch - you can tell he got his nips pierced before he started HRT since the piercings are no longer horizontal... but also it really shows how abnormally HRT moobs grow.

To be fair to Shiteater, nipple piercings are rarely 100% horizontal because breasts are unique and sometimes the piercer fails at correctly piercing.
sighs in breast issues..

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

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Ah, yes; man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Apparently it’s all about the blood.

That's literally what a period is. When I was on seasonal (quarterly period) bcp, I had no period-related impact the non-period months, because...I wasn't having a period those months. My body was not prepping for pregnancy by building (and then needing to shed) a uterine lining, so I did not have bleeding or the related hormonal variance, therefore no classic period-related experiences. And now being past periods, I again do not have period-related monthly fluctuations/ symptoms...because I'm not having a period.

Idiots.

*idk if even on hormonal bc it's possible still to have some fluctuation. I'll assume it is. It's still not a period if you're...not having a period.

 

[XANA]

Any form of address that isn't explicitly for women like "Ma'am" "Miss" or "Your Highness" makes them seethe. It's a great way to trigger trannies while maintaining plausible deniability. -snip-

"Chief"

I used to be friends with a guy who trooned out, and who explicitly asked to be referred to as "chief" instead of referring to him by male pronouns or his birth name. I'm not sure if it was a passing reference to Master Chief, since he also liked Halo. Either way, it was annoying and he was obnoxious. I decided to fuck with him by telling him that "chief" is a super masculine gendered word because of the military connotations, the fact that indian tribes very rarely had female chiefs/chieftains, and that indian tribes loved alcohol as much as they liked sexually assaulting or beating women.

It worked. He stopped using it shortly after.

Also, I like the owner in the Quora thread below being blunt about why he won't hire pronouns-in-bios because of their insufferable personality. I hope that more companies will do the same.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I used to be friends with a guy who trooned out, and who explicitly asked to be referred to as "chief" instead of referring to him by male pronouns or his birth name. I'm not sure if it was a passing reference to Master Chief, since he also liked Halo. Either way, it was annoying and he was obnoxious. I decided to fuck with him by telling him that "chief" is a super masculine gendered word because of the military connotations, the fact that indian tribes very rarely had female chiefs/chieftains, and that indian tribes loved alcohol as much as they liked sexually assaulting or beating women.

It worked. He stopped using it shortly after.

"You will never be chief. You have no tribe, you have no buffalo..."

 

[krautkid]

Turns out the whole world isn't trans. Weird.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17h5ykw/still_having_a_hard_time_believing_that_men_dont/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lilot

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Just a representative snippet. Much more of the same at link.

How does liking women confirm you're a woman? What retard logic is that? Most women are straight! Wtf. If he'd said 'liking men confirms why I'm a woman in a man's body' maybe but all these Troon 'lesbians' keep acting like women are are all gay or on the turn. We aren't. We wouldn't be over populated if everyone was a carpet muncher. Jesus Christmas.

The retarded non logic from coombrain degenerates. Please. Get me off this planet.

 

[FinnSven]

How does liking women confirm you're a woman? What retard logic is that? Most women are straight! Wtf. If he'd said 'liking men confirms why I'm a woman in a man's body' maybe but all these Troon 'lesbians' keep acting like women are are all gay or on the turn. We aren't. We wouldn't be over populated if everyone was a carpet muncher. Jesus Christmas.

The retarded non logic from coombrain degenerates. Please. Get me off this planet.

From my anecdotal experience men who don’t have a lot to do with actual women have always seemed to unconsciously assume women get up to sexual things in private.

“Ladies things” often appeared to be misunderstood as that.

I can only guess that men who grew up say, going to boarding schools or didn’t have sisters and aloof parents didn’t get a full explanation on what periods and other female exclusive functions were.

Perhaps nowadays, the kind of incel to troon fucker makes similar assumptions?

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Today on “it’s not a social contagion or a mental illness I swear!!” - Post

Key quote
the body dysmorphia was barely even there, but now that I'm "trans" it's at a point where I notice it all the damn time and its so annoying.

This twat needs to get off Reddit.

And another one. Post

I never felt any form of dysphoria untill I was around 18. And only till the past couple months have I started feeling depressed over it.

There I was thinking that this was an innate thing that was always present, that it would occur regardless of upbringing or environment, that it happened without knowing what it was. Nah; once you ‘learn’ what gender is that’s it, then you’re trans.

And finally we have this. Post.
Op got a compliment on FB and responded by getting them banned from the group because they weren’t sincere.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's weird that this essentially brings us back to the dark ages, where only the monks and nobles could write a proper sentence and the commoners communicated through criers and illustrations. Who knew that the age of information would be so fucking retarded.

Part of me wonders how much of lack of a more advanced vocabulary is intentional and how much of it is down to ease of use combined with poor education.

It wouldn't shock me to find out that there is an intentional push for an intentional blunting of language to enable certain groups to get away with odd behaviours and when the £10 words get rolled out they are intentionally designed to have a complex yet fluid definition that can be used to pretty much mean anything you want as long as your a authorised class of word user.

One trend I have noticed in the youth, no matter what political or social inclinations they posses is a reluctance to read, I don't mean Websites, or News articals as they can do an awful lot of that but I am talking about sitting down with a book sans distractions and allow themselves to enter another head space because they are always online always feel the need to present an image of themselfs they have constructed using others social and visual lexicons they find being something other than that incredibly difficult if not outright terrifying to do because they don't have an ideal of self, they have a image and nothing else.

 

[Susanna]

From my anecdotal experience men who don’t have a lot to do with actual women have always seemed to unconsciously assume women get up to sexual things in private.

“Ladies things” often appeared to be misunderstood as that.

I can only guess that men who grew up say, going to boarding schools or didn’t have sisters and aloof parents didn’t get a full explanation on what periods and other female exclusive functions were.

Perhaps nowadays, the kind of incel to troon fucker makes similar assumptions?

I wonder if this goes the other way too, and when men say things like “I’m going hunting with the guys, want to come along” or fishing or bowling etc they aren’t just having a bunch of buttsex and trying to hide it by making up boring cover activities. Like what if sometimes they actually go fishing?

 

[FinnSven]

I wonder if this goes the other way too, and when men say things like “I’m going hunting with the guys, want to come along” or fishing or bowling etc they aren’t just having a bunch of buttsex and trying to hide it by making up boring cover activities. Like what if sometimes they actually go fishing?

Is that what the yanks call cottaging?

 

[Creative Username]

- snip -

A lot of these redditors seem to delude themselves into "having" GD by sheer confirmation bias, it seems.

It wouldn't shock me to find out that there is an intentional push for an intentional blunting of language to enable certain groups to get away with odd behaviours and when the £10 words get rolled out they are intentionally designed to have a complex yet fluid definition that can be used to pretty much mean anything you want as long as your a authorised class of word user.

Sort of like Newspeak, from George Orwell's underrated 1949 novel 1984. None of you have probably ever heard of it, or seen things being compared to it.

One trend I have noticed in the youth, no matter what political or social inclinations they posses is a reluctance to read, I don't mean Websites, or News articals as they can do an awful lot of that but I am talking about sitting down with a book sans distractions and allow themselves to enter another head space because they are always online always feel the need to present an image of themselfs they have constructed using others social and visual lexicons they find being something other than that incredibly difficult if not outright terrifying to do because they don't have an ideal of self, they have a image and nothing else.

mind your sentence length there

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

I’ve lurked for a while but it’s my first post. Go easy, you degenerates. Apologies if it’s a repost.

This Troon is not only proud of their dick smell, but also, *sadly* was fired. Wonder why?
Link

Why are they so obsessed with their repulsive genitals? A mystery to never be solved.
Smell link.

 

[Terffals]

I wonder if this goes the other way too, and when men say things like “I’m going hunting with the guys, want to come along” or fishing or bowling etc they aren’t just having a bunch of buttsex and trying to hide it by making up boring cover activities. Like what if sometimes they actually go fishing?

There is that scene in Brokeback Mountain where Michelle Pfeiffer’s character is beginning to realize her husband is cheating on her with another man and says, accusingly, “You still goin’ fishin’ with Jack?”

 

[indigoisviolet]

responded by getting them banned from the group because they weren’t sincere

Serves her right for not typing mocking obscenities in the first place; what woman unironically panders to tranny bullshit?

 

[ThatsaBigBitch]

And finally we have this. Post.
Op got a compliment on FB and responded by getting them banned from the group because they weren’t sincere.

I‘d laugh at a handmaiden getting her come-uppance but I’d bet you anything she won‘t learn the lesson.

Lol ninja‘d by @indigoisviolet

 

[Procrastinhater]

The amount of brainworms needed to immediately go "THINK OF THE TROONS" regarding a show almost three decades ago before saying how sad it is another human being has died could form a farm.

One of the most obnoxiously unself aware things troons do is how you can guarantee, no matter what the subject being discussed is, if it goes on long enough you will eventually find a troon come barging in to mention how it's really the trans community that is most affected, and everyone needs to realize this and take some time to think about how this affects the trans community.
It's a seriously repulsive thing that they do and a big part of the reason even the normies are starting to become sick of them.
They're worse than the FurFags or the Bronies used to be with it, they have to make everything about them, and if you point out how fucking tone deaf and unwelcome they are they revert to their classic 404 "bigot" programming.
They're fucking repulsive.
TTD.

I used to be friends with a guy who trooned out, and who explicitly asked to be referred to as "chief" instead of referring to him by male pronouns or his birth name. I'm not sure if it was a passing reference to Master Chief, since he also liked Halo. Either way, it was annoying and he was obnoxious. I decided to fuck with him by telling him that "chief" is a super masculine gendered word because of the military connotations, the fact that indian tribes very rarely had female chiefs/chieftains, and that indian tribes loved alcohol as much as they liked sexually assaulting or beating women.

It worked. He stopped using it shortly after.

Also, I like the owner in the Quora thread below being blunt about why he won't hire pronouns-in-bios because of their insufferable personality. I hope that more companies will do the same.

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There's Bibby again.
I wince seeing him turn up like that, I'm always worried he's gonna catch Blue on Blue friendly fire.
Bibby may be a troon but he's our troon.

His neighbor in that story he relates was just being an asshole, looking at him you can tell he's Special Ed, and his question about liking chocolate milk should have given her a clue he's running on a different OS to most of us, theres no need to be a fucking asshole with people like that.
I despise troons myself, but if someone like Bibby came up to me asking if I likes choccy milk I'm gonna clock he's not playing with a full deck and not jump to immediately fucking with the guy or being an asshole for no reason.
She's was a bitch to him for no reason, imo.
Fucking rude cunt.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Bleeding ass is now periods too

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Lol, not only do trannies have mental illness and physical deformities, but now having bleeding assholes makes you trans too.
These stupid retards have no idea what intersex is, and it's really weird they want to be born deformed. Fucking wild.

 

[PetiteFeet]

That's literally what a period is. When I was on seasonal (quarterly period) bcp, I had no period-related impact the non-period months, because...I wasn't having a period those months. My body was not prepping for pregnancy by building (and then needing to shed) a uterine lining, so I did not have bleeding or the related hormonal variance, therefore no classic period-related experiences. And now being past periods, I again do not have period-related monthly fluctuations/ symptoms...because I'm not having a period.

Idiots.

*idk if even on hormonal bc it's possible still to have some fluctuation. I'll assume it is. It's still not a period if you're...not having a period.

Not even that, the trannies don't have a hormonal cycle unlike actual women. They don't take estrogen that fluctuates throughout the month, unlike women whose hormonal levels change through the month (if you have a normal, regular cycle that is)
They don't know what they're doing to their bodies, they just think they're taking girl juice and it magically does what women's bodies do naturally. "Hurr durr I had loose stool this morning, it's totally like women's period poop" or "oh I ate an entire thing of chocolate today, must be my period!"

 

[JULAY]