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[umami's milk]

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This makes no sense. Surely someone with a true female brain would slip easily into female life, including dressing appropriately. Surely decades of dysphoria and dreaming of womanhood would have led to a clear self-image as a woman, including style. It’s almost as if this isn’t a True and Honest Woman, but that would be absurd. Next you’ll be telling me he should look to the classmate who fired his loins and rejected him for a skinwalking template. You’re all terrible people.

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These would all look fine on an actual woman so... points there I guess. It's not Prostitute Barbie chic which is good. He needs to swap that white t-shirt on the last pic for something a little more loose and wide-cut so that it's not hugging his obvious manboobs and shoulders , but overall this style is okay.

Somehow it's never the ones dressed like a hooker on steroids that ask for advice. Hmm...

 

[Geraldine]

Somehow it's never the ones dressed like a hooker on steroids that ask for advice.

Why ask for advice when you're already perfect? tee hee

 

[Hassou Tobi]

These would all look fine on an actual woman so... points there I guess. It's not Prostitute Barbie chic which is good. He needs to swap that white t-shirt on the last pic for something a little more loose and wide-cut so that it's not hugging his obvious manboobs and shoulders , but overall this style is okay.

Yeah the clothes are ugly and whatever but he is doing way better than the average troon.

Don't know what to make of this.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Dunno if this specimen has been spotted before.



Nearly 80.

Nearly 80.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Pooner gets top surgery, which turns into a country western song as nobody wants to deal with her shit. Not her ex (who dumped her and kicked her out), not her mother, not the plastic surgeon who only did it for $$, nobody.
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I Just Got Top Surgery and I’m Miserable Transphobia (self.FTMventing)

submitted 12 hours ago by _puppyro to r/FTMventing

to preface it was SUPPOSED to be cared for by an ex boyfriend who decided to dump me because some transgirl convinced him to break up with me and be with her instead (he was also ftm and post-op so he was my best option) But he dumped me after 2.5 years of being together, and kicked me out of our house all less than a month from the biggest surgery of my life so already off to a fantastic start!

that leaves my mother in charge of my care as i had to move back in with my folks to be able to afford to live in a house and still have surgery

she has always been a combative person in my transition, was extremely emotionally and mentally abusive most of my childhood, and has this irrational fear that i’m going to blame HER for “letting me transition” if i ever detransition (Way to make it about yourself, she’s also a narcissist if thats not obvious)

Surgery was yesterday morning, and don’t even get me started on my overnight in the hospital it was miserable too.

I took a rinse off shower today as approved and as soon as my bandages came off she very loudly, and in a disgusted tone, went “Oh my God, why the hell did he make them so big? That’s going to be an ugly scar” so obviously i started crying, she kind of just scoffed and rushed me through my rinse off

then she got me all put up in bed with pillows and went downstairs only to put her phone in a different room (no ringer) turn her hearing aids onto bluetooth mode to listen to music, and completely ignored me for almost an hour while I was screaming at the top of my lungs for help (my phone had died and the charger she gave me was broken so I couldn’t just call her)

and I was loud, no one heard me? there’s 3 people in this household and not a single one came to my aid???

then when she came upstairs she was all angry at me because I was crying and panicking (because im completely useless and stranded without help???) and upset that she just wasn’t paying attention because knowing you are partially deaf, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TURN OFF YOUR HEARING AIDS WHEN YOUR OLDEST CHILD IS UPSTAIRS RECOVERING FROM BEING CUT OPEN???? BRIGHT FUCKING IDEA MOM!!!

Any time I have brought up that none of this is helping and I just need her to do what im asking of her not a million other things, im told i should be grateful she’s even doing this for me because she could “just let me suffer in bed” ???

This is supposed to be a time of healing and peace and happiness and she’s making me miserable for daring to exist in pain

I don’t know what I expected moving back in, I always took care of her through all her back and knee surgeries with no complaints, I guess I just expected the same decency?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

"You stank ditch bitches swipe left!"

 

[Paper Machete]

Maybe your mother found it hard to care for you because you PURPOSEFULLY MUTILATED YOURSELF! This isn't caring for someone after a knee replacement or necessary procedures after a freak accident. Seeing someone do shit like you do to yourself is a devastating mindfuck, especially when they're as close to you as family is, especially the person who gave birth to you.
Also, note how the disappointment isn't because of the surgery or what was supposed to happen because it's a part of being trans--but specifically it was supposed to make people around her fawn and take care of her and they didn't. That's what she's mad about. I know they lack any semblance of self-reflection and objectivity but you'd think at least someone somewhere in their loving communities would point it out to them.
I have no sympathy for someone volunteering for extreme body modification that they're not getting tender ass pats post surgery. None of this was necessary. You chose this life.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Review of evidence looking at longitudinal studies that assess effectiveness of hormonal interventions in paediatric age patients , drawing data from multiple systematic review found: Out of 14 studies examining depression and/or suicidality: There were 8 studies examining suicidality, only 2 found significant positive results, other 6 studies did not find a positive result but a null one. Overall the studies examining suicidality find the treatment to be ineffective . There were 14 examining depression, only 4 found a significant positive result(2 of which were marginal and weak positive results), 2 found weak and marginal significant results only for 1 sex( in 1 it was in males, in other it was in females) , 7 found insignificant changes aka the treatment was ineffective in 7 studies, and 1 study (the largest one) found significant negative changes after treatment . Overall the studies examining depression find the treatment to be ineffective.

Link: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/apa.17309

 

[Geraldine]

... he was also ftm and post-op so he was my best option ...

OK then. An internal matter of the trans coomunity.

 

[The Un-Clit]

"You stank ditch bitches swipe left!"

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"Amanda" Has Her very own Halal OP on these very Kiwi Farms!

 

[grimacefetishist]

"You stank ditch bitches swipe left!"

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If you wouldn't date a transwoman, why should I?

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Don't know how much on-topic this is because I have no way of telling if any of these guys are SJWs or troons or just angry they can't mass block bots on Xitter.

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/twitter-block-chain/dkkfampndkdnjffkleokegfnibnnjfah/reviews

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/red-block/knjpopecjigkkaddmoahjcfpbgedkibf/reviews

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/twitter-one-click-block/cpkbcemgamhinbingpodkfnpnofkloae/reviews

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/comments/qol308/do_any_uptodate_mass_blocking_chain_blocking/

Got 0 attention kek.


So many L's were taken on that day.

 

[Geraldine]

What I do with X (and Twitter before it) was not use it at all.
I knew from day one it was a security nightmare.

But to these troons (any many other people too) it is the only validation of their existence.
They just cannot bring themselves to do the obvious.

 

[goat sneed]

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They're always telling on themselves. No one said that trannies or basketball americans are doing most of the sexual offenses, but this "person" thinks everyone is on the same page and blurts the quiet part out loud.

(It is our civic duty to castrate and lower libido for proven-beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt sex offenders, if we're not outright executing them. If certain groups are molesting and raping at higher rates, maybe those groups should stop doing that. If the percentage of offending people in a group is high enough to the point that proper punishment could resemble eugenics, maybe those groups deserve to be sterilized to obscurity.)

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They’re already castrating little kids by fucking up their puberty. They’re letting grown ass adults castrate themselves with hormones and surgical mutilations. Niggas out here taking out their entire gonads willingly. The state is already allowing castrations of innocent people, might as well do it to those who deserve it.
What’s also funny, along with trans genociders, there’s a bunch of twitter blm dinduishas decrying that whitey made this bill to target black people. Makes you wonder who authored the bill?

 

[Geraldine]

Most members of his family are actual Nazis.
That's right. Nazis. Actual ones. And that's the very worst kind.
And then one day the only one who is not an actual Nazi calls and ...
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She calls; before I pick up, I immediately open the window just so there are sounds other than her voice on the phone.

The one family member I don’t have blocked calls, misgenders me (has known I’m transfem for months yet calls me “a man of few words”), and forwards the “love” of the ones I have blocked for being actual nazis.

Consecutive punches in the gut. A “trans ally” who openly doesn’t believe I’m trans and willingly fraternizes with christofascists and Trump cultists every day.

Just had to get this off my chest. I can clearly no longer count this person, so it seems like I have lost my entire blood family. I don’t care but it’s draining holding out for this one person having seen through all of their hate and generally trying to avoid such people. It’s literally juvenile.

... hilarity ensues

 

[Bloo]

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This makes no sense. Surely someone with a true female brain would slip easily into female life, including dressing appropriately. Surely decades of dysphoria and dreaming of womanhood would have led to a clear self-image as a woman, including style. It’s almost as if this isn’t a True and Honest Woman, but that would be absurd. Next you’ll be telling me he should look to the classmate who fired his loins and rejected him for a skinwalking template. You’re all terrible people.

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At least he’s going for the frumpy 40-year-old woman look and not a 20-year-old crack whore.

 

[Positron]

then when she came upstairs she was all angry at me because I was crying and panicking (because im completely useless and stranded without help???) and upset that she just wasn’t paying attention because knowing you are partially deaf, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TURN OFF YOUR HEARING AIDS WHEN YOUR OLDEST CHILD IS UPSTAIRS RECOVERING FROM BEING CUT OPEN???? BRIGHT FUCKING IDEA MOM!!!

Mom gave her daughter a safe and comfy place to stay for free, and she complains there is no room service?!

She should have slapped the fucking daylights out of her worthless daughter; may be she should have started doing so 20 years ago.

 

[EgyptianTraveler]

Pooner gets top surgery, which turns into a country western song as nobody wants to deal with her shit. Not her ex (who dumped her and kicked her out), not her mother, not the plastic surgeon who only did it for $$, nobody.

tbf that is fucked that she was expecting her daughter to care for her, while ignoring her own off spring in their time of selfinduced need. i couldn't imagine her parenting did her child any favors in their adolescence, what with the tranny grooming and all. all i know is, her retirement is going to be fun. single child (no bother/sister sperging in op), actively ignoring a post-op grooming victim, obviously shitty childhood/up-bringing, no grandkids to spend time with, single (probably state NEET) income for two people, yea, gonna be very fun. i can almost envision the documents with DNR stamped on them and the abusive care home nurses.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Pooner gets top surgery, which turns into a country western song as nobody wants to deal with her shit.

Man, that would be great, though. Miniature version of a modern male country singer, but all her songs are about being misgendered or how she's having a hard time getting into her lifted truck after the rotdog surgery.

 

[dumb squid]

Not a fetish right?
Girls don't have cocks, YWNBAW.