Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Catboy Ranch]

Oh does Target not want to carry your vagina pillow that you made?

Aww.

Now kill yourself.

 

[Chub Rub]

I don't know if anybody would consider this an L, but I do.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trans-muslimahs.153505/

Pretty inactive recently, though.

 

[WaifuMastodon_Subject10]

Some of you might remember an old-school troon called Jennifer Diane Reitz. He made it big by selling the domain name cutepets.com for more than a million dollars, which he promptedly wasted on imported laserdiscs (I said old-school) of anime and other weeb crap, and soon had to survive by sucking up his suffering boyfriend.


Depends on whether you think "womanism" is a real word. Both are sewage seeping out from academia into real life.

I've met her several times and my goodness. she believes in every stupid stereotype like the fact that just because a man/woman enjoys mathematics he/she already has traits of the opposite gender... wtf

 

[Hepativore]

LMAO. Anyway, regarding what I said above: google the artist and voila, she's another chubby white girl with dyed hair who is in a heterosexual marriage and has only ever dated men.

At least she does not have the stereotypical side-shave and comb-over haircut that many "queer" women have.

I agree with most of what you said, with one caveat...pooners. Their demographic is exploding and now they outnumber troons, and so many "queers" are pooners or quasi-pooners, and plastic surgeons are making money hand-over-fist as the rates of elective mastectomies being performed on teenage girls and young women have skyrocketed.

 

[Szfynks]

I don't know if anybody would consider this an L, but I do.

For the local mosque? Definitely an L.

 

[and I must scream]

tbf that is fucked that she was expecting her daughter to care for her, while ignoring her own off spring in their time of selfinduced need. i couldn't imagine her parenting did her child any favors in their adolescence, what with the tranny grooming and all. all i know is, her retirement is going to be fun. single child (no bother/sister sperging in op), actively ignoring a post-op grooming victim, obviously shitty childhood/up-bringing, no grandkids to spend time with, single (probably state NEET) income for two people, yea, gonna be very fun. i can almost envision the documents with DNR stamped on them and the abusive care home nurses.

Did it really happen like that, though?

I watch and read a lot of troons', pooners' and all kind of enbies' videos and posts. One of the things that I've noticed is that a lot of them claim that they have narcissistic parents. A lot. And you got to wonder, are all these parents really narcissists?

There are three possibilities here:
1. The parents are narcissists, and this is part of the reason their children became like that.
2. The children have issues, possibly even narcissists themselves, and the parents are actually alright.
3. Both parents and children are narcissists.

While 1 and 3 are definitely possible, and probably are the case in some or even many of these cases, I bet that there is also a significant amount of 2.

It seems even more plausible when you see what they call their parents narcissists over. There is a video of some zoomer calling her parents narcissists because they insisted on going to every event of her and drive her everywhere. Listen, you can say that your parents are overbearing, perhaps you could even say they are controlling. But narcissists? Give me a break. For many of them, it's just a word they use to describe their parents when they behave in a way they dislike. It's not like they are above changing definitions of words to fit their narrative either.

Plus, giving how much they lie and basically rewrite history and reality, I wouldn't be surprised if she at least exaggerate a bit and her "taking care of her after knee replacement surgery" is helping her mom here and there.

(By the way, she is not an only child, she said she is the oldest daughter, meaning she has siblings).

I don't know if anybody would consider this an L, but I do.

Step one: learn how to wear hijab properly.

 

[Oliver Onions]

They can't simultaneously claim that they're a tiny oppressed minority that fascists are making this big thing, and then claim that they're nearly 30% of Gen Z's population and rapidly growing.

Oh yes they can. The entire movement is built on this kind of hypocrisy. Erin 'Big Tony' Reed constantly reees about trans genocide while simultaneously boasting that the entire medical industry and government apparatus is on the side of trans people.

Other greatest hits include claiming absolutely no one is giving HRT to minors while loudly fighting to be allowed to give HRT to minors; saying every trans identity is valid until a trans person, like the nashy pooner shooter, does something horrendous then it becomes No True Trans; saying everyone should be entitled to express their unique sexual identity, but if a lesbian won't suck a girldick she's a fascist and needs to kill herlsef...the list goes on.

I am late and homosexual to the conversation but trannies have obviously been around forever

Yeah this is something I wish people would stop trying to argue against, the correct response is obviously trannies have been around forever just like all other forms of mental illness.

 

[y a t s]

I don't know if anybody would consider this an L, but I do.

I say this is a W for us. Let's send him to Iran; I'm sure they'd love him.

Edit: Maybe the UAE?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I say this is a W for us. Let's send him to Iran; I'm sure they'd love him.

Ironically, Iran is just about the only Islamic country that recognises SRS and if you're a certified gayboy they'll give you the option to be trooned instead of just killed.

Let's send him to the bottom of the ocean instead. I hear there are very few TERFs or bigots down there, he'll love it.

 

[Marche]

How would you get Testosterone in a zombie apocalypse?

I have mentioned this before but this makes me want to bring it up again because its fucking so stupid.

I like shitty zombie novels, I was reading one series and it was pretty bad and almost young adult female focus level of bad but I stuck with it because Zombies.
Anyway by book like 5 the main character is with a new person from a new town and they are out scavaging and the new person starts going on about how they can't find Estrogen in a apocalypse.

I dropped the book after that

 

[holykentuckyfriedrice]

there is absolutely no chance these people are delusional children and addicted to role-playing fantasies

The whole idea of that apocalyptic queer safespace is pretty funny. They do seem like the types of people who think society collapsing would give them a good excuse to avoid grown-up responsibilities.

Also assuming the MtFs wouldn't rob their 5'2 asses blind, lmao

 

[Bookwork]

I have mentioned this before but this makes me want to bring it up again because its fucking so stupid.

I like shitty zombie novels, I was reading one series and it was pretty bad and almost young adult female focus level of bad but I stuck with it because Zombies.
Anyway by book like 5 the main character is with a new person from a new town and they are out scavaging and the new person starts going on about how they can't find Estrogen in a apocalypse.

I dropped the book after that

More than once I've thought we're livin gin a zombie apocalypse. Someone's eating all the brains.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Some of you might remember an old-school troon called Jennifer Diane Reitz. He made it big by selling the domain name cutepets.com for more than a million dollars, which he promptedly wasted on imported laserdiscs (I said old-school) of anime and other weeb crap, and soon had to survive by sucking up his suffering boyfriend.

it was happypuppy.com, but yeah the rest is true. JDR is an absolute freak. Very imaginative but a total lolcow and psycho. Who can forget "Kokoro Wish"?

This is how JDR treats her 'husband' who was the breadwinner of her wierd triune 'family'.

 

[glass_houses]

I like shitty zombie novels, I was reading one series and it was pretty bad and almost young adult female focus level of bad but I stuck with it because Zombies.
Anyway by book like 5 the main character is with a new person from a new town and they are out scavaging and the new person starts going on about how they can't find Estrogen in a apocalypse.

When you're trying to survive an apocalypse, the last thing that you're going to be interested in are chemicals that reduce your physical strength and don't give you that sweet, reality btfo-ing high. Also, breasts massively get in the way at the best of times; unless you're trying to feed your baby, or you're forced to trade sex to survive, tits in the apocalypse are just an inconvenience.

These people are fucking insane. Anyone who has ever lived in interesting times will tell you for a fact that a vagina and reduced upper body strength just makes you an easy target.

 

[Potatis Salad]

@Kermit the Impaler , delicious news about CeCe Telfer, thanks for posting (link to post).

I work part-time, three days a week at a side job...I’m advocating daily, because [of] my side job; people from all over the world see me, and they ask me questions. They’ve never been exposed [to trans people].

Love to know what part time "side job" this nigga has. Cashier at the local amusement park? Standing outside the Departures area of the airport, herding people along so they don't park for too long in the dropoff zone? Fuck this guy!

I looked into troon road cyclist Austin Killips the other day, and found an article (link | archive) catching up with since he won a prominent American stage race last May. UCI, the international governing body of cycling, protected the women's categories shortly afterward, so Killips is no longer eligible to beat women.

Spoiler: full text of article

One year on from Tour of the Gila victory, Killips aiming for record on Arizona Trail
By Laura Weislo published April 28, 2024
'I just sat on the stoop and cried,' when UCI announced transgender ban

Professional cyclists are well accustomed to the highs and lows of the sport, but for transgender racer Austin Killips, the 'cruel optimism' that her dedication and intense training could result in a cycling career was crushed when, on July 14, 2023, the UCI announced it was reversing its inclusion policy and instituting an immediate ban on transgender women competing in elite women's races.

Killips had the race of her life at the Tour of the Gila, riding to victory on the final stage and taking home the overall classification, only to face an onslaught of abuse from critics who believe that inclusion of transgender women in women's fields is unfair.

It is hard not to draw a direct line between Killips' success and the ban when her victory in this low-ranked, minor race was splashed across the tabloid front pages and incited backlash from around the globe. When what had started as a dream descended into a nightmare, Killips had one reaction: to ride her bike.

"I just sat on the stoop and cried," Killips tells Cyclingnews of the moment she learned of the UCI ban. "It was just a really sad and unfortunate occurrence that I happened to be near the centre of in some ways. Obviously, it was significantly larger than any pursuits of any individual, athlete or person – it was just sad and frustrating.

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"There's this cruel optimism of believing that if you train exceptionally hard and commit yourself, you can make it into the WorldTour or something - realising that the precise pathway that I had tried to carve out was bound to be my undoing was a bit of an unfortunate and sad thing to grapple with.

"My first impulse was to just go and ride my bike a lot – I think I logged a 42-hour week on the week that I got the news. I was just peddling all day every day, sunrise to sunset. I wanted to be on the bike, it was just about finding out how to continue doing it in a way that's sustainable and fulfilling – and hopefully not too filled with conflict."

Killips still struggles to understand how the sincere desire to be the best racer she could be has done the opposite of what most trailblazing athletes accomplish, "changing things for the worse", as she put it.

"I think I rode a great race, and I have many fond memories of how I rode with my teammates. We rode an exceptional race, and my training leading up to it was absolutely dialled, and I did what I set out to do.

"It's an interesting experience to achieve something significant or notable - it feels like a big accomplishment. And to have that oscillating between these extremely positive and extremely negative responses was a bit confounding. It's just a bummer, something I would never wish upon anybody.

"I think it's just unfortunate how many folks come out of the woodwork to be exceptionally cruel and seem to have the energy and dedicate so much time to it. My impulse is to just log off and avoid it as much as humanly possible."

Killips didn't start racing to be a trailblazer or a role model, she said.

"I wanted to race in the WorldTour – I wanted to race in Europe, and I wanted to be a domestique on some team and get a salary to ride my bike and train and race professionally. That was my desire. There was no ulterior, political motive.

"I am a trans person, and I occasionally speak to it, but my brand and existence were not deeply bound up with any of that stuff. It's never been the priority or the interest for me. I just like riding my bike a lot, and I'm actively still just trying to make it possible to continue to do cool and interesting things that people are stoked about on my bike."

For better or worse, Killips became a very visible figure last year, but this year, the Tour of the Gila has steered clear of mentioning her by name or using her image in their press releases or website. She avoided criticising them, however.

"It sure seems that they have been diligent about staying away from the controversy, and I'm sure that they also just don't want to have that conversation at all. And as somebody who does not enjoy partaking in those conversations online, it's hard not to empathise with that."

'Sport is just one small piece of the puzzle'
Some critics of transgender women being included in single-sex spaces believe trans athletes are changing their gender to be competitive, and that having been through puberty as a male gives them an unfair advantage, but Killips disagrees.

"Training 30 to 40 hours a week and adhering to structure religiously is just not something that a lot of people do. I know a lot of people in this sport, I've seen people's relationship to training and riding, and I see training blocks from other folks.

"I go back and I look at my training block from last year, and it was a ridiculous level of structure and regimentation and commitment to the process. I trained exceptionally hard and then produced results that were well within the bandwidth of the historical performances at Tour of the Gila over the years. I certainly was not out there shattering climbing records or anything – I just performed in line with how the pros who showed up to that race and won have performed."

Killips certainly did not transition just to be more competitive.

"My experience coming up in cycling was an incredibly nurturing and welcoming and supportive local racing scene that was just all of my peers who were women who I race bikes with. It wasn't this huge hot-button thing.

"The idea of infiltrating [women's sport] or something is just crazy. I've known the sport my whole adult life. The idea that you're infiltrating the sport for what? There's no glory. If you're a cyclist in the United States, there's nothing on offer.

"Sport is a point of entry for a much broader issue that these people have with trans people in general, and the belief that we're not what we say we are... I think what undergirds that is this sincere belief held by these people that trans people are faking it in some way – that it is a malady that's being improperly addressed with transition.

"Even if you could wholly convince somebody that participation in sport was sincere and fair and genuine, I don't even know if that's necessarily possible without sort of engaging with and untangling all of the other sincere and deeply held beliefs that a lot of people who are pro-exclusion seem to have. Sport is just one small piece of the puzzle, I guess."

Being visible has meaning for marginalised groups – representation can give inspiration to others to follow the same path. Killips had role models like fixed-gear racer Evelyn Sifton but didn't take up the sport to be an example, even if she unwittingly has become one.

"I think there are positive things that come out of representation and existing publicly, but that is not my central interest in it," she says, adding that she has heard from some people who've found inspiration from her success.

"I think that representation cannot be the end all be all of queer politics, or politics generally, but I think it is also necessary politically, and I think it is an important thing - in the same way that I had trans reference points and role models and people to look to as I was growing up, that were really essential. I think every, every individual who exists publicly in some capacity has an impact."

Killips hopes that the culture will "continue to shift and evolve over the years".

"We've seen a very rapid uptick in cultural acceptance of gay people over the course of the 21st century, so I would be shocked if we don't see a turning point [for trans people]."

Until then, Killips is going to be riding her bike... and riding, and riding, and riding some more.

"I like riding my bike a lot, and I'm actively still just trying to make it possible to continue to do cool and interesting things that people are stoked about on my bike," she said, detailing her plan to try to break the fastest known time (FKD) on the Arizona Trail – an 827-mile route through the state that Alex Schultz holds in 9 days, five hours, 43 minutes.

"It's terrifying and it's difficult, and it's unfamiliar, and there's an immense amount of research and learning that I have to do to tackle it, which feels exciting.

"I'm sure there will be people who are annoyed about it. I think I'm less concerned about some jerk using it to write another article that's copying and pasting the same political talking points from the previous ones than I am about thinking about 'do I want to publicise my spot tracker?'. 'Am I gonna get people physically harassing me? Do I want these people on Twitter to have access to my active location every day?'"

All the preparation has distracted Killips from the Tour of the Gila, although she is keeping up with how her friends are doing in the race.

"I'm interested in people I love and care about having success in the sport, but, yeah, I'm not feeling particularly sentimental," she said.

"I've been enjoying embracing new challenges and finding new things to learn in the sport. One thing I thought is if I was racing Gila again this year, I'd just be doing the same thing I did last year. So it's nice when I'm doing something unfamiliar and exciting."

So since Killips can't get into the women's category anymore, his new goal is trying to beat the record time on some long bike trail in Arizona. The record is currently held by Alex Schultz, a man. Have fun with that, faggot!

 

[goat sneed]

All the growth in "queer" people comes from fat girls with blue hair who want to feel special, downwardly mobile liberal white women who want to join an oppressed group to gain clout, and troons. And troons are probably the smallest group, since the number of "queer" people that go on hormones on any type is very small.

There's this demographic of 'alt' girls and women who all dress the same and have really bought into the queer and enby shit. There's absolutely nothing "queer" about them, unless today the word "queer" means Cluster B, ana-chan (or fatty), dressed ugly, dyed hair, screeching, annoying, insecure or generally insufferable. I can think of no better example than the retard who represented Ireland at ESC this year:

Literally sitting next to her stank-ass boyfriend while screaming about being "queer". She was also annoying as fuck with her Palestine/Israel tantrum. And she said some shit about high-score countries (minus Israel) being pro-enby in their performances which was such a retarded interpretation.

I honestly don't get what this queer/enby trend is supposed to be. It's just annoying people dressing ugly and provocatively. 20 years ago this would just be the kind of woman you'd see at art schools or music festivals.

 

[monstrous bubo]

„Boo-hoo, I threw away my marriage and am too broke-ass and sweaty to afford bitch shit.” Some might hear that and scoff, but happily there’s lots and lots of reassurance for a T girl feeling down. Isn’t that nice?


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Spoiler: text

Friends, it's been a tough couple of weeks.

My wife and I separated the week of Memorial Day, and it was "official" on June 1, 2024. The first few weeks I was so busy, I didn't have time to process. Now, as things settle down, the emotions are here in a big way. Guilt, shame, and feelings of isolation.

My transition has slowed down - temporarily, I hope - due to the added financial stress of being separated. I can't afford to continue laser hair removal. I've stopped wearing wigs and makeup due to the unbearable heat. And somehow, I am putting weight back on.

The other day, I went down to the fitness center in my apartment complex; no wig or makeup, no jewelry, gender neutral workout clothes. I saw myself in the mirror, and I saw a man. I was devastated. I know this is what everyone else sees, too.

I'm just hating life right now, friends.

I'm approaching six months since my rebirth, and barely five months on HRT. I know things get better. I just need to hear it from those that have been there.

It was a bit hard to find a picture of his face, since he mostly posts photos in /r/TGirl_feet, but the one I did find is absolutely not filtered and shows he has nothing to worry about

Spoiler: you sure are purty

People masturbate to photos of this man’s feet. What a time to be alive.


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[Geraldine]

Hmm. Am I a "boomer" because at age 27 I lived with someone who wasn't a parent?
Link Archive

Well, first of all sorry for the previous empty post, I pushed the wrong button and I didn't even put a flair.

Well, I'm 27 yo MtF and I'm 4/5 months into HRT. The thing is that my family isn't supportive of transgender people. My dad knew I was taking HRT for my chest growth and we argued.

Yesterday, after hanging out with my friends, I was approached home by my parents which basically forced me to choose either abandoning HRT or to keep going but with the condition that I would leave by July 15th. I chose HRT over emotional manipulation.

Honestly this has been a really low blow for me as I hoped that at least they would try to understand my reasons, but I was met with transphobic remarks and "you're going to ruin your life" arguments.

Right now, no one has cared if I'm on hrt, the only ones doing this soap opera-like performance are my parents. Even my dad kneeled down begging me to stop.

As much as it pains me, I just can't stop. I tried detransitioning in the past and it was the worse experience in my life and I don't want to go through that again.

Sadly, this is my only option, to just go away as we as a family, won't be able to get to a reasonable agreement. It's painful, but it's the right thing to do.

Thanks for reading.

Postscript in the comments ...


I must be a boomer. I remember when 27 was a grown-up.
Oh wait. It still is, just not on the internet.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

Stopped reading right here. Whatever you're going to say is going to be completely idiotic and wrong. I mentioned a fucking stroke and a heart attack as two examples the average person could relate to, and here you are trying to argue the exact medical definition of a hypothetical event that never happened.
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This you? Get doxed, retard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedantry also see: anti-intellectualism

I agree with you. People who are only moderately intelligent tend to harp on minor distinctions. They can't carry a chain of reasoning from beginning to end, but they can flaunt their small nuggets of worthless knowledge. Truly intelligent people see the underlying unity of concepts and can focus on the line of reasoning rather than autistically nitpicking minor points here or there.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I honestly don't get what this queer/enby trend is supposed to be.

The whole queer/enby thing is just the 'cool alternative thing' du jour, and such things have always attracted those bereft of personality and/or a father figure. Not much more to it than that.