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[Fapcop]

TiF on r/FTMMen expresses frustration that's she's not accepted in trans spaces because she passes as male. Former-Finish4653

There’s never ever any end to their whining, is there?

Tranny doesn’t pass: Whine.
Tranny can’t have sex: Whine.
Tranny (sorta) passes: Whine.

Nothing is ever good enough, they’re never happy or satisfied. Almost as if… (Gasp!) their problem is with themselves?

 

[Dr. Butt]

How common is it for troons to need corrective eyewear they don’t have, one wonders? First pic: fridge. Second pic: dat goatee line, smudge the orange shit on your beard instead of doing uneven clown dots next time. Third pic: MANHANDS cannot hide the fridge, and male jawline accentuated by mask. Hairline is also male.

Seems like he would make a pretty normal-looking guy, even if he was still into cringey alt fashion. Sad.

He just looks like a nerd-goth guy wearing a ninja costume, I might not have even thought "troon" if I walked past this in a nightclub.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Multiple trans people agree that dating another trans person is like incest...also incest is hot & good
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“People hate you for it” ??? Has anyone ever seen a screenshot or a post in the wild bitching about trannies dating each other and leaving everyone else alone? This is just projection lol, trannies/pooners sure hate true n honest homos for only dating each other and not indulging magical gendered souls.

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF that works as a home caregiver for speds had one yell "You are a girl! You have a vagina!" at her upon first meeting. Fallen_Angel_Jasper
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Spoiler: Text

I was just unintentionally insulted by a client

TW: contains mentions of genitals

Context: I'm a caregiver to people with disabilities and/or special needs. I go to their home to assist in any way they need. The problematic statement came from today's client, who is mentally disabled and by no means malicious. I am not angry at anyone! Just sad...

I arrived at this client's home about an hour ago. The AC in my car needs to be recharged, so it was a really hot ride over here. So, I was a little sweaty (yes this matters) The first family member to greet me was the family dog, who proceeded to lick my legs incessantly. Then he repeatedly tried to hump me. Then I hear loud and firm, "You are a girl! You have a vagina!" And my heart just sank...

Again, I am not angry at this client! Just disheartened. This client genuinely has no idea, and I'm not in the mood to try explaining tonight

I know that I'm pre T, but I do generally pass as a younger version of my brother. Or pass as a man my age when I use a touch of makeup to accentuate my sharper features (which I didn't today because it's so hot outside) except for my voice, of course -_- I cannot stress this enough: I'm not upset with this client!

Anyways, thanks for reading this rant! If you made it this far, I hope you have a great day/night!

She seems to think the dog sniffing her is the main reason the woman clocked her.

Good news she has one photo

Spoiler: Fat woman

She's pre-T so I guess that's a PCOS mustache.

 

[Procopius]

Summer's here, so where are you sending your kids this year?

https://www.bravetrails.org/

 

[Surfin Terf]

"accentuate my sharper features"
What sharp features? You are a walking (barely, I'm sure) dough ball.

 

[and I must scream]

TiF on r/FTMMen expresses frustration that's she's not accepted in trans spaces because she passes as male.

Dood PEOPLE CAN'T READ YOUR MIND. Fucking understand that already. It boggles my mind that they genuinely don't seem to understand that. People just react to what they see. If you look like a man to people they will treat you like one. Unless they know otherwise, and then their perception of you changes. That's all there is to it.

And by the way, I'm also tired of TIFs whining about how lonely it is to be a man/trans man. Loneliness is an epidemic in the West right now, you are not the only ones who are lonely. I'm lonely too, and I'm just a regular, non-trans woman. You are not lonely because you are trans, dood.

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All of the comments say “what?! How!! it’s okay, cis women get ‘sir’d’ all of the time!”

If nothing else he was probably clocked by his voice. I once clocked a TIM before I even saw him, just by hearing his voice and the way he spoke.

Edit to add about that pre-T dood mustache... Many women have such mustaches, especially of certain ethnic groups in which people are generally hairier. You just don't know it because they remove it. But you don't have to have PCOC to have such mustache as a woman.

 

[Dr. Butt]

TiF that works as a home caregiver for speds had one yell "You are a girl! You have a vagina!" at her upon first meeting. Fallen_Angel_Jasper
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1) "Sharper features"???? You're a fucking potatohead, Harry. Your whole head is one giant jowl.
2) What's with the commenters critiquing the sped's logic? They're honestly trying to cancel a literal retard for twanzphobia?
If you're too soft and fragile to hear mean things from a mentally disabled person, child, or senile old person, you shouldn't be working in care. It's obvious that people like the pooner who made the post are in care to feel good about themselves.
They should be screened out in the application process but then I guess we'd be stuck with the very small number of care workers who are useful, and the rest would be the psychos who go into that field specifially to treat people who can't fight back like shit.

 

[Poonocchio]

Multiple trans people agree that dating another trans person is like incest...also incest is hot & good
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Trannies, every fucking time: "Why do people hate us?!" Please Lord, where is my TTD.

 

[lamppost]

The worst part of it are those man hands the size of rowing oars.
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…Aaannnd he’s got a Blåhaj. Because of course he fucking does.
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What's the lore behind the dolphin and troons?

I unironically nearly bought one yesterday for my infant daughter but went with the panda instead.

 

[glass_houses]

The only "transition" I see in the face time-lapse is to more makeup.

... and increasingly desperate attempts to hide his male pattern hair loss.

Summer's here, so where are you sending your kids this year?

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https://www.bravetrails.org/

If I see a single one of you brain rotted, pretencious, wannabe anime character creeps near any child, ever, I'm turning you into gender neutral mince meat and feeding you to the fucking dingoes.

Decades of lobbying, community outreach and education and the result is... this. Queers breaking down our clubhouse door, splashing buckets of plastic glitter all over the walls, scattering random legos everywhere, shitting on our carpet and having straight sex on our furniture.

 

[monstrous bubo]

What's the lore behind the dolphin and troons?

Blåhaj the IKEA shark is blue and pink, the trans colours. That’s it. That is literally it. Naturally it now has a Wikipedia entry which includes this gem about tranny panic:

A similar social media response was elicited when some IKEA stores in Hong Kong used the toy in a display demonstrating the functionality of vacuum bags.

Based. Here’s what that looks like


link

 

[Shiki Ouji]

"*Rambles*
Have a great day/night!"
-Fallen_Angel_Jasper

Tell me you're a TIF without telling me you're a TIF

 

[CorvidFag]

Blåhaj the IKEA shark is blue and pink, the trans colours. That’s it. That is literally it.

It was extremely popular with the gen pop and trannies did as trannies do with any cute meme and coopted it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Blåhaj the IKEA shark is blue and pink, the trans colours. That’s it. That is literally it. Naturally it now has a Wikipedia entry which includes this gem about tranny panic:



Based. Here’s what that looks like

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The Blahaj always looks depressed.
Its like it knows.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Summer's here, so where are you sending your kids this year?

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https://www.bravetrails.org/

Went to the site. First off... Here's their gay background video.

Spoiler: Unlisted...? Comments turned off...? No worries I saved it.

Next, observed some interesting tidbits.


Because of course it would be located in CA.


And of course it would be a vehicle to indoctrinate the 'lil kids.


Kinda discriminatory, but whatevs... I guess in this case, no heteros mind (except, perhaps, the allies you collaterally damaged).


Aaaaaaaand, of course you're corporately sponsored. Would not be surprised if GLP was a six-degress-of-separation Blackrock company.


Anyway, here's the real reason why I'm lurking (when I should be working) today. My tax...

 

[Procopius]

Went to the site. First off... Here's their gay background video.

You missed the bit about dorms being separated by age. Just age. You've got a load of traumatised teenage girls coming to your camp? Send them home pregnant, that'll teach 'em. And if they can't say for sure who the father is, well they can make a good living in the future as a Jerry Springer show regular, dragging the possible fathers in to take DNA tests on live TV. "Sorry Aiden, it looks like it wasn't Sapphire Sparkles. Maybe we'll get lucky next week when Flo Job comes on."

 

[behindyourightnow]

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I am so terrified by cis white women.

Edit: I want to see more of these goons perpetually wearing this expression. Their glumness is the wind beneath my wings.

This is the look of a man who was assured for years by his online hugbox that women would accept him with fawning gratitude the minute he put on a dress and a stupid headband. Only to be met with the same mixture of fear and disgust his creepy self has received from women his whole life.

Disappointment, bitterness, rage. It's beautiful.

Anyway, here's the real reason why I'm lurking (when I should be working) today. My tax...

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"I'm just about at the finish line at a lifelong race and I can finally rest after."

It's so cruel what doctors are doing to these men. I mean, in most cases they deserve it, but... it's still so cruel.

 

[Necrosan]

Good news she has one photo

No amount of surgeries will ever get rid of the "I want to speak with your manager" look. She was born a Karen, she will die a Karen.

 

[Miss M]

blue and pink, the trans colours.

I’ll never forgive trannies for the monopolisation of pink and blue as Color combination.