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[Geraldine]

Please no gay talk. I'm a girl dammit!
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For context, I'm androphyllic, identify as a straight woman. It doesn't sit right with me when guys ask me if I'm a "top or bottom", especially as one of their first questions after I reveal I'm trans. I don't feel like that's a question most straight men would normally ask a woman.

To clarify, I don't think it's bad for them to be/want to be more sexually open, I don't think it's bad to use that terminology in of itself at all, and I don't feel it's bad for women/femme people to take on that terminology and be in more dominant roles in/out of the bedroom. I only take issue that I feel often when this question pops up, they don't see me as a woman but rather some guy who is a "flavor of gay".

33 comments so far.
All from people who have the same problem.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

God its like a fuckin ghost popping up in the background. Of course a troon is running around in Japan....

But his fivehead so demure uwu

 

[Aunt Carol]

The world today is incredibly multicultural, but still, mashing together "emu" and "aragon" really makes my head sore. It just does not work, in any conceivable way.

No it doesn't, but maybe she started out as a nerdy costume drama fan (flicking her bean at Jonathan Rhys Meyers from The Tudors, perhaps? He was terrible for the part of Henry VIII but a lot of late 2000's fangirls went all gaga over him) so she might have gotten it from hanging in those circles.

No clue about the "emu" part, though.

It’s also a Japanese girls name. Oopsie-doodles.

It all becomes clear now.
A cute little anime girl from Aragon. Or Aragorn or whatever. tee hee

This just underscores the need for a new field of study: forensic transgender onomastics..

Either @Larry David's Opera Cape figures out which specific cousin or high school classmate a troon is trying to skinwalk, or our resident weebs and fantasy-enjoyers determine what anime and video games were popular when the troon's boner first started to ruin his life.

Meanwhile the experts in quirky male characters/tumblr sexymen construct a unified pooner timeline to illustrate the great Aiden-Noah-random noun shift.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Gay men courtship rituals is borderline sexual assault.

No kidding. But no one wants to admit that. Ever. The prime example was when macho fag Kevin Spacey was metoo’d and exiled from show biz. They made him out to be some pedo rapist monster instead of just an average fag trying to hook up. Thankfully he won all his court cases. But he lost 6 years fighting the allegations and his career was destroyed anyway.

 

[William Afton]

At first I thought he'd had some very bad FFS where the surgeon decided that pulling the face skin back was sufficient to hide his very mannish features, then I noticed that he's Finnish so he probably just looks like that.


How stupid you have to be to make me side with trannies who aren't going to vote for Biden because of Palestine? Who cares how they vote in the NY primary? There's no chance that they'll cost him the state, then even if they somehow did miraculously cost him NY in the primaries, there's no chance that this would cost him the primary. Let them get their idiotic protest vote out of the way.


I can't believe that you wouldn't include a picture of this curvy Palestinian girl who drives yt trannies so mad with desire that they can't help but fetishize him
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he looks like gay Weird Al

 

[expectant asshole]

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So…. people claiming to be something they’re not is a problem for you? And you refuse to call them what they want?

 

[Pig Cups]

Girlfriend was looking up reviews for a gay bar and found this gem:
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>“He asked what’s in my pants and stuff. Which hurts extra cuz I went thru a painful round of FFS and I’m getting clocked.”

>“Please just look out for us. Please see us.”

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Girlfriend was looking up reviews for a gay bar and found this gem:
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How is a bar in fucking Portland an unsafe space for trans women?

I've never been to Portland, but its reputation on this side of the pond makes this review blow my mind. We think there's a troon bar on every street right next to a vegan takeout for food at kicking out time.

How overly coddled does one have to be to make a complaint like this, and say you'd have to go out of town to drink elsewhere. Based solely on bongland stereotypes, if he doesn't feel safe in Portland, he needs to drink at home.

 

[Geraldine]

... unsafe space ...

Could mean somebody looked at him funny or something.
Or that he couldn't get laid.

There surely are unsafe places around, for troons and in general, but troons appear to have have a very high standard for what makes a "safe space". Not a failing exclusive to troons. There's a lot of it going around.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Cis women tend to be very sheltered and naïve when it comes to men. I find that women of color are usually smarter in this respect and give very solid advice. Cis women can’t fathom that a trans woman attracts the same types of guys that they attract

The way he unconsciously differentiates between cis women and back women is just chef kiss

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

How is a bar in fucking Portland an unsafe space for trans women?

I've never been to Portland, but its reputation on this side of the pond makes this review blow my mind. We think there's a troon bar on every street right next to a vegan takeout for food at kicking out time.

How overly coddled does one have to be to make a complaint like this, and say you'd have to go out of town to drink elsewhere. Based solely on bongland stereotypes, if he doesn't feel safe in Portland, he needs to drink at home.

The bar in question is actually on the East Coast, but in a "blue" state and near a liberal college town, so the point stands. This person is extremely coddled.

 

[Naerys]

As a mere male, not sure how to react to this one. How about it "cis" ladies?
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Consensus of comments so far appears to be yes.

Why won’t cis women include us and be our bffs?!

The cope in the comments is off the charts

“WE KNOW THE TRUTH about men, whereas they (the cis women) live in fairy tales.”

“I’ve noticed especially the white TikTok girlies who are always saying “looking for a man in finance” live in this complete sheltered world where they are looking for their perfectly masculine affluent classy Prince Charming who infatuated with the most hyperfeminine conventionally attractive woman. Makes me feel so subverted honestly…”

“Yes, they are pretty stupid and usually give terrible advice. However, there are very street smart cis women”

“Your cis friends would be soooo pissed if they knew how much many of their bf fantasize about us. ”

“And then these cis women's boyfriends be secretly checking you out?”

“I guarantee you that there are trans women who are stunning and will put any cis woman to shame.”

Shocked pikachu face
They seem so friendly

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

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This is a prime example of what Cluniac (the BPD detransitioner loon) describes as "midface".

Men have a much bigger midface area (length between the eyes and mouth) in proportion to the rest of their face than women do. It cannot be changed by surgery and has the effect of making the face appear huge and long.

When a troon attempts to feminize their face by reducing their Chad chins or Neanderthal foreheads, it only has the effect of making the midface even more prominent, giving the uncanny valley effect of a face that should be considered feminine in theory, but is absolutely not.

This bloke's midface effect is so huge he looks like he's looking at his reflection in the back of a spoon.

I hope the other staff are monitoring this strange individual in his daycare role, and that he has mistaken the non-confrontational nature of his fellow Finns to be a lack of clocking. He seems inordinately proud that he has stealthed his way into working with "very small children" as a secret male.

The way he says "some daycare" and "small roles" so dismissively makes me think his ultimate aim is to be trusted with the direct care of these "very small children".

I hope they find out about his troonery.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am delighted to bring you an episode of Troon Or Not Troon!

https://youtu.be/PiPApL0rxUs?feature=shared

I know the same joke was already made before but

 

[monstrous bubo]

This is a prime example of what Cluniac (the BPD detransitioner loon) describes as "midface".

I honestly thought when I saw this that midface was like womanface or blackface. Was a retard pretending to be a midwit, I wondered.

 

[behindyourightnow]

How are they so oblivious to gay culture despite being massive faggots? Gay men courtship rituals is borderline sexual assault.

This is either an AGP who made the whole thing up as part of bragging publicly about being sexually harassed (many AGPs get off on that) or a homosexual transsexual who is suffering from the brainrot I theorized on the previous page. If it's the latter, they've convinced themselves that they should not and cannot be experiencing "gay male sexuality" because they are actual woman, and any evidence to the contrary sends them into a mental spiral.

I would still probably bet AGP, though, because they're the ones who tend to get FFS more.

How overly coddled does one have to be to make a complaint like this, and say you'd have to go out of town to drink elsewhere. Based solely on bongland stereotypes, if he doesn't feel safe in Portland, he needs to drink at home.

Remember how high the overlap is between cluster B personality disorders and troonism, particularly amongst AGPs. You are reading the situation as a normal person and assuming normal motivations, so you are assuming that his aim is to find a nice place to drink.

For this guy, the drama is the point. It's the aim. His talk about "feeling unsafe" is just his justification for something he wanted to do anyway, which is to create a scene and get attention and sympathy and the opportunity for power over others. The fact that this "scene" is playing out online is irrelevant: he still feels he gains attention from it, as well as a sense of power (he imagines he is damaging the owner's business).

In another lifetime, before troonism was publicly acceptable, a man like this would be creating a scene based on the fact that the establishment was full of immodest women who were all secretly working as whores, or because a guy at the bar tried to cheat him out of money. The justification doesn't matter, it all leads to the same outcome.

The key is that we now live in a world where a huge civil and legal framework exists to cater to these people's personality disorders. We have codified their stupid justifications for starting cluster B drama into law and society and workplaces. We are now all legally obliged to deal with their dumb shit, and the people of Portland are at the cutting edge of this.

 

[Internet Wizard]

I was originally going to post this in the Boykisser thread, but figured that the content of the sub was so depressing it belonged here. Also surprised it hasn't been mentioned on this site
Imagine a place that was like the failed abortion of r/egg_irl and r/suicidewatch, but filled with pooners and nonstop cries for help baked in eye-grating uwu femboy irony - meet r/sillyboyclub, another hive of scum and villany on the Internet

Though the sub claims to be for "femboys," it's pretty obviously a mtf pity party (and therefore a tranny L mother lode). If you want to read an endless list of groomer-induced hugboxing, Reddit suicide baiting, wallowing and desperation, then milk away

 

[Paper Machete]

"I'm out here stealing errbody maaanz" is a BPD/narc hoe cope. They like to fantasize their so highly desirable that they get offers all the time and not only that but from people willing to betray a committed relationship to get a piece. It's also some HSTS/gay cope at times too, they always like to pretend there is a larger number of same sex attracted men than there is. Lesbians do it sometimes to, but to a much lesser extent.

Also LMAO that other post is just "sheltered weird yaoi girl to pooner pipeline" to a T.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

It's also some HSTS/gay cope at times too, they always like to pretend there is a larger number of same sex attracted men than there is. Lesbians do it sometimes to, but to a much lesser extent.

Trooning out seems like a losing proposition for any HSTS in terms of a dating pool. The number of gay men eager to have sex with an ordinary effeminate guy who hasn't trooned out is higher than the number of 'straight' men who are into trans 'women', even though of course straight men outnumber gay men.

Also gay men don't think everyone is gay, we just want the hot guys to be gay. As Kathy Griffin's (before she went Trump Derangement Syndrome) bit goes "you never here gays claiming the unattractive men. You never hear a gay say 'don't tell me you haven't heard about Miss Gene Hackman'".

 

[Paper Machete]

Trooning out seems like a losing proposition for any HSTS in terms of a dating pool. The number of gay men eager to have sex with an ordinary effeminate guy who hasn't trooned out is higher than the number of 'straight' men who are into trans 'women', even though of course straight men outnumber gay men.

Also gay men don't think everyone is gay, we just want the hot guys to be gay. As Kathy Griffin's (before she went Trump Derangement Syndrome) bit goes "you never here gays claiming the unattractive men. You never hear a gay say 'don't tell me you haven't heard about Miss Gene Hackman'".

I've noticed a trend with HSTS now that a lot of them haven't had much or any sexual experience. I think this is where a lot of their misconceptions come from. Aside from older AGPs, a shocking number of trannies either have had no experience or only bad experiences with sex/dating. They literally don't know what there is to lose or gain and haven't put much thought into what exactly it is people other than them are seeking out or why.