Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Coo Coo Bird]

Any good reccommendations? Im autistic and trying to learn more about the inner workings of normie social interaction

Someone in the thread mentioned Princess Sara, an old anime adapting A Little Princess. I also remember Peach Girl revolving around female backstabbing. Funnily enough, even though girl's love is stereotypically escapist fiction for lonely guys these days, Oniisama E is is full of bullying and angst. My examples are all kind of old though, you could also ask the Anime/Manga for Girls thread about girl drama stories.

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Tranny gets called called sir by the pharmacist, gets the brilliant idea of calling her sir back. That'll show her!
Being sir-ed by pharmacist / Archive

So I go to literally fucking pick up estradiol patches today from the grocery store I work at (where the whole store knows who I am), and knows my pronouns etc...A woman I have corrected on a regular basis still uses "sir" to refer to me despite her knowing I have picked up estrogen about 20 times from her specifically. And she put emphasis on the "sir" every time. It pisses me off so much I am literally still mad. I wanted to "sir" her right the fuck back and I just might do that next time she refuses to use my pronouns (despite specifically being corrected 100+ times). This same woman stares other trans women down every time they come in the store and are generally minding their own business. And I am wearing a light pink women's tank top(with visible bra underneath) and nearly b-cups, women's shorts, and women's Keds shoes. I just don't know how this could still be confusing.....

Troon comes out to terminally ill father, only making his suffering worse:
So I came out to my dad… oof. / Archive

Hey all,
To preface, my father is old world, immigrated here when he married my mom. Legit the stereotypical immigrant parents.
I came out to my dad after trial coming out a few times to him. Things like asking if he’d be okay with a gay child; then following up with what if they’re trans; and finally mentioning a friend of mine transitioned or wants to. All went well. He couldn’t understand parents not accepting their kids. “They’re your kids, you have to love them”. He’s also at the end of his life and said he values his family being there more than anything.
Yeah not so much for me. He said this was worse than finding out he had terminal cancer. Then asked me not to change while he’s still alive. He asked me the usual questions, do I like men? do I want the surgery, tits etc. he said them in a slightly derogatory way. Then asked why I’m wasting my wife’s time.( this one hurt a lottttt). The backwards guilt came out ‘it’s your life, I can’t tell you how to live it, but please don’t change while I’m alive, let me die first’. Great I just destroyed this man’s will to live. Following all of that up with that he loves me and threw a son in there.
I know i destroyed his world, the look on his face will be burned into my memory.
I feel like such an a-hole, and maybe should have let him pass without knowing (next year or so). What was I thinking

Tranny seething that other people know that only women get periods:
“AITAH for telling a trans woman that she’ll never be a woman?” / Archive

I saw this post and it bothered me:

“I was annoyed because a trans girl who I’m friends with tried to relate to women’s issues, but the final straw was when she said that HRT gives her period pains, so I lashed out and called her a biological man. It made her cry.”

THE COMMENTS:
“I’m a trans man, and I get it. I hate when trans women insert themselves into women’s issues”
“NTA”
“NTA”
“She’s stupid for thinking that hrt gives her period pains”
“NTA”

People have ZERO FUCKING SYMPATHY for us, and it’s so tiring. I fucking hate how everybody just assumes the worst about us and doesn’t even try to understand us. Nobody EVER gives us any grace whatsoever. We’re just weird and crazy according to most people apparently.

For all his complaining about wanting sympathy, he seems to adore pillars of the community like Keffals and Philosophytube.

And like all delicate ladies, he has to shave his disgusting hairy tits:

Common tranny L:

 

[gampboonerisms]

Any good reccommendations? Im autistic and trying to learn more about the inner workings of normie social interaction

Dm me if you want. Im good at situations based things. Im dumb but i have helped my friends out.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Tranny gets called called sir by the pharmacist, gets the brilliant idea of calling her sir back. That'll show her!
Being sir-ed by pharmacist / Archive
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And I am wearing a light pink women's tank top(with visible bra underneath) and nearly b-cups, women's shorts, and women's Keds shoes. I just don't know how this could still be confusing.....

When will trannies realize that cup size doesn't mean anything when you're a giant fucking man? ( a )

Spoiler: My, what feminine pit stains you have!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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That might just be the most desperate and bad-faith attempt at a smear I've ever seen. Leave it to an autistic troon to take a common saying absolutely literally.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

That might just be the most desperate and bad-faith attempt at a smear I've ever seen. Leave it to an autistic troon to take a common saying absolutely literally.

Sophie Molly is Poe's Law incarnate. If I didn't know his name and history all too well, I'd be convinced he was an elaborate but inelegant troll. I sort of wish he was, but also the fact that he gets no political traction makes him essentially harmless (at least on that front) and therefore very, very funny.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

If I didn't know his name and history all too well, I'd be convinced he was an elaborate but inelegant troll.

I actually researched for several minutes before posting, just to make absolutely certain I hadn't fallen afoul of a troll or a doctored screenshot. Surely, I thought, there's no way someone could be that retarded knowingly or otherwise. Sadly it does seem that it is genuine, albeit now wisely deleted (presumably after Community Notes came knocking):

This particular troon had hitherto flown under my radar- it's always nice to find a new amusing lunatic to keep track of. If that tweet is in any way indicative of his usual output, this is going to be one worth watching.

Back to the tweet in question, it reminds me of a quote I heard a while ago- I can't remember it exactly, nor who said, it but it broadly went something like "If you have to lie about your enemies in order to make them look bad, maybe they aren't as bad as you think". Something for Mr. Sophie to ponder.

 

[cypocryphy]

I wish there was a giant cruise ship for trannies that actually would sink though.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I actually researched for several minutes before posting, as I was certain I'd fallen afoul of a troll or a doctored screenshot. Surely, I thought, there's no way someone could be that retarded knowingly or otherwise. Sadly it does seem that it is genuine, albeit now wisely deleted (presumably after Community Notes came knocking).

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This particular troon had hitherto flown under my radar- it's always nice to find a new amusing lunatic to keep track of. If that tweet is in any way indicative of his usual output, this is going to be one worth watching.

Back to the tweet in question, it reminds me of a quote I heard a while ago- I can't remember it exactly, nor who said, it but it broadly went something like "If your enemies are really that bad, you shouldn't need to lie about them to make them look bad". Something for Mr. Sophie to ponder.

It's tough to believe if you're not already aware of him, but he's real and 100% serious, lol. He's the ex-Green Party candidate for one of the Scottish constituencies, but was deselected after calling JKR a 'torn-faced cow' among other delightful things. @Candidate No 7 keeps a decent eye on him, check their posts for a better rundown if you're interested. Particularly worth laughing at the music video/s he made — I'll edit a link in in a sec if I can find 'em.

edit: can't find the video here or in my collection of saved shit, sadly. With a bit of luck the OP will eventually read this and provide the links.

 

[Poonocchio]

I wish there was a giant cruise ship for trannies that actually would sink though.

Titranic?
i'm quite sorry

 

[Daydreaming Unicorn]

I giggled a little.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Tranny seething that other people know that only women get periods:

lol, dumb bitch probably thought period meant blood. Tuh! Imagine being that ignorant. Extra style points for the absurdity atrocity comment.

These women have no idea what the trans period experience is, so they can’t speak on it. That’s why I as a man can say with certainty I experience periods. There was more funny in the comments, a few who almost got it lamenting that people think they’re all just coping and experiencing psychosomatic symptoms.

 

[Marche]

Assuming his reddit and twitter accounts both share the same username, he's got plenty of photos:
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Always a good reminder not to use the same username on different platforms, lest you be easily found out.

I think I've brought this up before but ever so often I've stumbled upon a chinese tranny accounts on twitter to notice this trend and they are always living in Australia and going to uni here.
I just can't imagine some poor chinese factory worker sending your eldest son off to Australia for an education and he comes back 6 months later like this.

Does this happen to the Indians who come to our unis as well? I've not really noticed many indian troons in comparison despite them being basically the incel race.

 

[Poonocchio]

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lol, dumb bitch probably thought period meant blood. Tuh! Imagine being that ignorant. Extra style points for the absurdity atrocity comment.
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These women have no idea what the trans period experience is, so they can’t speak on it. That’s why I as a man can say with certainty I experience periods. There was more funny in the comments, a few who almost got it lamenting that people think they’re all just coping and experiencing psychosomatic symptoms.

Side effects from taking synthetic hormone medication are not periods, PMT, menzies, whatever you want to call them, which are a natural process of a female human body. Cope harder and keep on magical thinking.

 

[Positron]

I wish there was a giant cruise ship for trannies that actually would sink though.

If the crew were trannies the ship will inevitable crash and sink.

"Some women without uteri allegedly have period pains, therefore men can have period symptoms too!"
Advanced Logic I don't even.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

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Rowling has read 50x more pro-trans doctrine than the average troon that cant even name what "rights" they want

 

[SnergenFlergen]

If the crew were trannies the ship will inevitable crash and sink.

The ship would never leave port. Can't man a ship with only 59% of the crew.

 

[Hepativore]

I've also seen a huge decrease in Alphabet shit compared to the past few years.
Theres no greater sign that the dreaded (by Troons) pendulum is on its backswing than all these souless corpo fucks are no longer even trying to pander anymore.
I guess their focus groups and whatever the fuck have all let them know how tired people have gotten with that shit.
Never ceases to make me smirk how the Alphabet people spent 30 or 40 years building up goodwill and "tolerance" and then in come the rape hons and stinking Pooners and just burn out all that goodwill and exasperate people in less than a decade by being pushy freaks.

I'm convinced the final straw was when they got too comfortable and went mask off going after and demanding access to our kids.
Personally putting our kids through school with this shit going on has been stressful as hell.
We decided to just be completely open and let our daughters know the full horror of their agenda, but by letting them get the info themselves. Last thing you want is to try to push teenagers into thinking a certain way. Even if its the right way.
Thankfully they both ended up hating Troon shit (probably because of how much its pushed on kids to accept it.

If the marked lack of "Pride" shit and pandering is any indicator, we're seeing the high water mark of Troon shit.
Gonna be interesting to see what gets left behind by the tide.
I expect lawsuits and the MSM to try and rewrite their wholesale subservience and pretend they always had doubts.
We'll see.

As I do not have children, how bad is it? Are there practically a couple of genderspecial kids in every classroom on average in schools now? I am assuming that sex-ed classes have to refer to men and women as "people with penises" or people with vaginas" in order to be "gender-inclusive" as well as having entire lectures on pronouns.

I am only being partially-faceceous as I am not sure how far most schools have bought into this or how common troon/pooner kids are. You hear about parents who are grooming their own children into being "trans" to get attention, but how widespread is the "Jazz Jennings" phenomenon in real-life?

Thread tax:

Here we have a pooner moaning about the scarring on her torso after having it torn open to rip her breasts off...and she is desperately clinging to hope that the scars will eventually fade. Fat fucking chance when they are that extensive, lil' dood!

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMMen/comments/1e53pvx/i_hate_my_scars/?chainedPosts=t3_g24t7c

I hate my scars​

I'm not proud of them or grateful, I absolutely hate them and I wish they weren't there. I get so miserable whenever I look at my chest, I really thought I'd come to accept the scars by now but I haven't. They're just a constant reminder of what used to be there. I still don't feel comfortable being shirtless around people, I feel incredibly self-conscious whenever I am and I have been stared at a few times now unfortunately. I'm stealth and my friends are talking about going to the beach but I don't want them see me because they're bound to ask what happened to my chest. I don't want to tell them but I also don't want to lie either. It's different with strangers because very few people are just going to outright ask you but I really don't want someone figuring out that I'm trans and being outed, it would spread like wildfire and people would view me completely differently. I hate that I'm stuck with my chest looking like this, I don't want to get a tattoo so the only other option is just to keep up scar care and hope they eventually fade.

 

[Syikeblade]

Titranic?
i'm quite sorry

A for effort

 

[Neko GF]

Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.

Credit | Archive

 

[Geraldine]

Here we see the average pooner ...

She has "sounding like a faggot" down perfectly.
Was that her normal voice before?