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[Geraldine]

We regret to inform you The Right Side of History® is now cancelled.

The Right Side of History is like having God on your side without the inconvenience of God existing.
Not just for troons of course.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Middleage can be a time of reassessment for many of us, including this lovely lady.


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Entering mid-life has been kind of a blow to my ego and makes me question my transnessShare Experience (self.TransLater)

submitted 2 hours ago by Independent-Sun-1348

Even there have been lots of tough times I've always been so happy presenting feminine and looking as pretty as I can but, since I've gained a ton of weight and most of my clothes don't fit, and my hair has started to go grey and my libido falls I just feel like a bit of a blob and I wonder what was all that? Did I just enjoy being pretty/transformed/sexual? Do I really want to be seen as a woman or do I just idealize what I wanted to look like instead of just a feminine version of myself. I do look feminine, but not entirely passable. I've gone from cute wigs to my real hair (def a step down) and can't seem to lose weight to fit into the clothes I really like so I wear things that I don't think are flattering and I still have some male-signalling belly fat. This is really confusing. I'm on HRT for a while and have seen some great changes but haven't had any surgeries and don't know if I will. I could very well de transition anytime which is what I'm starting to think about. Maybe I should just get a new haircut and go on a diet?

Better late than never, even if vanity is the cause. At least he doesn’t have any other issues.


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I'm wondering how many of you here have been diagnosed with any kind of mental illness- OCS, anxiety, bipolar, whatever and learned that alcohol was your form of self-medicating this. I'm wondering what role my mental illness and/or neurodiversity has had a role to play in my being an addict. (self.stopdrinking)

submitted 9 days ago * by Independent-Sun-1348

When I think about my drinking habits, I notice the OCD like nature of how many drinks I have, what order I do things, etc. Very very routine or ritualized. A lot of things in my life can be like that. I was diagnosed with a moderate OCD when I was much younger than I am now. I did a lot of therapy and eventually the fixations faded, about 90% anyway. I know that I've suffered from depression (still do) and and thinking that's a thing, too. I know I've touched on this stuff with my therapist who I haven't seen in a while but we didn't get too deep.

Edit: All of your replies have been very helpful, thank you! Amazing the universality of this experience.

Oh. This is not the first time he’s been rethinking this whole let’s-grow-bitchtits idea. Two months ago he confessed all to /r/detrans. They just didn’t hugbox him enough.


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Seriously, do none of these people know about the ENTER key?

Have been lurking here but it's time to get serious about considering detransition.Just new here and trying to figure it out. (self.detrans)

submitted 2 months ago by Independent-Sun-1348Questioning own transgender status

I keep getting my posts removed because I don't do the flair thing correctly- I hope I have it right this time.

I've read some stuff here that really resonates with me, and that's been interesting. In some ways I love being trans and what the hormones have done to my body, and in a lot of ways I hate it because it all makes life so complicated. I'm the kind of person who love to travel, be spontaneous, related to all kinds of people and transitioning just makes everything so hard.

I'm almost 50, AMAB and have been on again/off again the process and HRT for a few decades now. I've come so close to transitioning socially a few times and have always backpedaled at the last moment. Right now is the longest I've been on HRT, the longest my hair has ever been, the most hair-free my body has ever been and the biggest my breasts have ever been. but... I'm not much happier. I feel more isolated than ever. There's a lot of reasons for that but I'm just starting to realize/consider that completing transition is only going to bankrupt me and cause me to be more isolated too.

There have been times when I was younger when I felt more free and sociable and happy when presenting female but no so much anymore. I'm losing more hair and the hair treatment isn't growing it back. I've gained a lot of weight and don't have as much discretionary income. If I stay on this track I'm going to be an overweight, broke, non-passing MTF. That is, unless I complete beard removal with electrolysis, get "the" surgery, do more voice training, and lose 70 pounds which will be impossible because I own my own food service establishment and I eat all day and don't regret it. So, logistically impossible at this stage of life. Unmarried at present, luckily. I have a huge family (siblings, etc.) of pretty good people and most of them would accept me but the truth is I don't think I accept myself, or I'm lazy, or there are other roots to my life-long (since 5 years old) dysphoria.

I just want to get a new wardrobe and go back to being a regular person and I know that will come with difficulties but at least I'll have shot at living a more functional life. I'm also kind of burned out on the gender activism and the unspoken expectation that I should be a radical feminist and just all of the vague weird narratives about transness and of course the other side of the spectrum with is the right-wing hate machine that shows no signs of slowing down in the US (where I live). Ok, rant over!

 

[Hassou Tobi]

8 trannies in a 2 story house less than 1200sqft in size, all sharing a kitchenette and ancient fridge. What could go wrong.

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

Homeless. Keep an eye on the house because you know they will get evicted sooner rather than later.

 

[Poonocchio]

If I stay on this track I'm going to be an overweight, broke, non-passing MTF. That is, unless I complete beard removal with electrolysis, get "the" surgery, do more voice training

I regret to inform him, he will still be all of these just minus his penis and balls.

@Hassou Tobi I imagine the streets would smell better and I'd be less likely to get sexually assaulted. Can I just die instead?

 

[Stan]

What does "actually liking vagina" mean?!?

idk you tell me man. Troon is right that there are a lot of mean who do seem to find the orifice to be a mysterious, disgusting hole they can’t help but want.

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

I’d rather go camping uncle Ted style for the rest of my life

 

[Poonocchio]

I’d rather go camping uncle Ted style for the rest of my life

It's at the point this is actually my preference, not even in the hypothetical situation Hassou said.

 

[Candidate No 7]

>trannies having difficulty finding suicide victims
Strange.

I don't know on what level of sarcasm you are but the high rate of suicide for trans-identified people seems to be largely a myth they made up to get their way. I guess it's hard to correlate a suicide rate with an entirely imaginary condition that attracts people with other actual conditions.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Redditor gets downvoted for suggesting that maybe, just maybe, someone should think hard before deciding to transition and make an irreversible decision.

 

[judegdubey]

This is kinda funny because I assume OPs coworkers definitely know about her pooner status
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passing but at what cost

I live in a liberal city so it's hard to know sometimes whether people can tell I'm trans. People rarely seem surprised when I tell them that I'm trans, so I can't tell if it's news to them, and they only occasionally treat me differently upon finding out.

This is why I love being a line cook. Men in a kitchen will be so explicit about my (currently hypothetical) dick. New sous chef came by my station in a lull, so I was doing some prep. He said "Can I touch?" and then manhandled the carrots on my board, shooting me a "this you?" at any reasonably dick-sized carrots. Managed to get out of that one by asking if we have an hr department. Another cook just straight told me not to touch my dick after plating something that had jalapeño in it. Another guy asked me if my balls were sweating as much as his during a particularly hot day. Escaped there by asking if he wanted to check. Dudes are asking me "how like [my] pussy" (this one was racial) and how I feel about creampies. I haven't even been at this job for a week.

Anyway pretty sure half the staff here are evil but it's gonna be really funny if I ever choose to tell them that I'm trans. Seriously considering telling the carrot guy bc I feel it will be very entertaining.

Blatantly mocking her, just another reminder that trannies are completely retarded.

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

100% homeless, just imagining the smell of 8 trannies let alone the degeneracy of them all together is enough to make you live out your days under a bridge!

Redditor gets downvoted for suggesting that maybe, just maybe, someone should think hard before deciding to transition and make an irreversible decision.
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How dare they post something so sensible in a trannie sub, obviously the hrt meds ain't caused complete brain rot in that one YET.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Trans stuff aside, 8 people in a single house sounds like a fucking nightmare. They're going to have horror stories by the first weekend.

I love the fact that the one giving the advice here is named "Catboy Collector".

These are the best and brightest people that society has to offer the world.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I'm almost 50, AMAB and have been on again/off again the process and HRT for a few decades now.

Aging troon wannabee who failed to commit and launch earlier realizes that a full blown transition this late in the game is not going to be cheap or easy. Or will deliver what he wants.

Ok. Good for you, Dude. Embrace a simpler and more mature life. Via con Dios.

I'm also kind of burned out on the gender activism and the unspoken expectation that I should be a radical feminist

Wait. Whut? That doesn't mean what you think it does.

 

[Procrastinhater]

LMAO.
Horny guy going through a dry spell, maybe had a little bit of curiosity from tranny porn. Then when it came down to it realized he couldn't do it.

There is no spell dry enough to make a man want to fuck a fucking Troon unless they're a faggot anyway and a total porn sick freak as well.
Its really not that hard to pick up drunk chicks as long as you have no standards, even if somehow that fails theres always whores.
Ok its gross and demeaning having to resort to hiring a prostitute but its better than a fucking Tranny Goddamn lol.

Seriously WTF.
Hilarity at the thought the guy got so desperate he tried to force himself into a homosexual act and his bodies natural revulsion just got so strong he had to jump up mid way and bale.

 

[Paper Machete]

There is no spell dry enough to make a man want to fuck a fucking Troon unless they're a faggot anyway and a total porn sick freak as well.
Its really not that hard to pick up drunk chicks as long as you have no standards, even if somehow that fails theres always whores.
Ok its gross and demeaning having to resort to hiring a prostitute but its better than a fucking Tranny Goddamn lol.

Seriously WTF.
Hillarious at the though the guy got so desperate he tried to force himself into a homosexua0l act and his bodies natural revulsion just got so strong he had to jump up mid way and bale.

It'd be like resorting to eating dogshit because you haven't gotten any steak in a while. No alternative is better than trying a substitute for some things and dry spells don't kill people or make the average person an insane incel.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Here is an actual intersex person tired of being co-opted into the trans movement.

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This means I have XY chromosomes but no testosterone in my body, so I couldn’t develop into a typical male. I struggle with this because I wish I could have developed as male. I don’t grow body hair and cannot reproduce. I have no uterus, so I can’t get pregnant, and I have underdeveloped testicles in my torso that need regular scans to ensure they don’t become cancerous. This condition is very different from being transgender, and I dislike how some people group it with transgender issues, as they are distinct.

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[Gondolindrim]

Panic among UK troons as the trans genocide intensifies.
Emergency puberty blocker ban was lawful, High Court rules (London Evening Standard)

Overdramatic doesn't even begin to describe this kind of hysteria. They aren't outlawing trans people, or shutting down bathrooms, or sweeping the crime rate under the rug, they're just saying that children can't be given body altering drugs anymore.

The optics of this are so fucked because you guys look like a bunch of child predators who are really mad that it's slightly harder to get children into the community.

 

[Geraldine]

Here is an actual intersex person tired of being co-opted into the trans movement.

A person who does not fancy being an ideological human shield for troons on top of the personal problems.

In like manner, "normal" gays (or at least some of them) are apparently also getting sick of being ideological human shields for troons.

They talk about "allies", but a lot of the allies are conscripted or deceived.
And a lot of the deceived ones are now figuring it out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lusitrannya?

I know it was a Zeppelin but how about the Himdenburg?

 

[Argos]

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

I don't know. The young, dumb tranny roomies can be whittled down by manipulation, malicious compliance, and having a 6'5" nephew with a concealed carry license. Could cope with one (properly trained) tran roomier, if need be.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's got one foot in the grave. He's probably pirouetting in the grave when he sees this shit.
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We love you Tim

Fuck what happened to Tim?
Was he in a car crash or something?
I know he's had a stroke, I thought he died for some reason.
Fuck. I'm kinda sad now I always liked Tim Curry even if he is the reason I hate clowns (well him and Gacy I guess, i still remember finding out clowns really were as fucking dangerous as my instincts always told me) he was a great actor. CONGO Stop eating meh sesameh cake! is still one of my favorite movies. The Rocky Horror Picture Show was great too even though I hate Troons. And Clue.
Fuck. I didn't know he was so bad I thought he died a while back.

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