Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

Good fucking GOD, why do you think *anyone* wants to hear about your day??

Because they only exist if other people see them and agree with their self-image. See also: the endless perseverations over whether other people truly see them as women, or are they just being polite. All that narcissism, all that neediness… so exhausting.

In my entire adult life I don't think I have ever heard the term "good girl" in any context that was not
A) sexual
B) referring to an animal

I have used the expression to a human in a non-sexual way. Toddlers need encouragement to be benevolent dictators. Any adult who refers to themselves using that term however belong on the naughty step for life.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

"it's feeling that I don't understand HOW to be a man the way cis men know how. "

It's posts like this that just lead me wonder; why the fuck do you think you're a man then? What are you basing that supposition off, if even the fundamentals don't come naturally to you? You cannot claim to be a man if the very basics of how to be one completely elude you.

That would be like if someone claimed they were German despite them never having been to Germany, not speaking a word of the language, not having any German relatives, not knowing anyone from there and not even being able to point to Germany on a map.

If these people were being intellectually and ideologically consistent (asking the impossible, I know) then they have always been men/women in the wrong bodies. So why the fuck do they have to learn how to be what they've supposedly been all along? Why doesn't it come naturally? (These questions are obviously rhetorical).

If you were a man and had always been a man, you would not be having this quandary and you're a retard if you don't realise that.

 

[Positron]

The “I DID THAT” troon reminds me of that troon that justified his Doordash addiction by whining how elaborate nuking a Lean Cuisine TRULY is, really! Don’t you understand how hard it is to peel back a plastic film?

"I have dexterity problem so I can't open a box, and reading instructions is too much brain work for me. But I can type up a novella-length complain on Twitter just fine!"

 

[Fapcop]

It's posts like this that just lead me wonder, why the fuck do you think you're a man then? What are you basing that supposition off, if even the fundamentals don't come naturally to you?

Well, it’s certainly not her legs, I’ll tell you that!



Here our little imposter pooner is having a manly gay crush on a some dude in college.

Big homo energy, that’s for sure!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Big homo energy, that’s for sure!

I ran that through a text gender analyzer for shits and giggles (mostly because of how profoundly obvious it is at a glance that a woman wrote it) and the results will not surprise you.



Sorry dood.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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Pooner's complaining about how MTF's treat them. It's so funny how pooner's will defend them no matter what they do and whine about how mean they are the next minute.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/S5CTpgUsy8

Spoiler: Pooner sperging

Pooners fucking despise MtFs. They can't stand them. Think about it: these women have to deal with MtFs a hundred times more than any of us do. MtFs constantly sexually harass FtMs in "queer" online spaces, and throw tantrums if the pooners say or do anything that takes attention away from them and their girldicks. And they (and their behavior) represent the "trans" movement to the rest of the world.

Pooners can't say this though. Most of the time they can't even think it. If they ever complain, the girldicks are there to shout them down. If they protest, they're saddled with the TERF label, and pooners are well aware of what happens to TERFs. So they end up like an abused religious housewife who professes love for her asshole husband and can't figure out why she is constantly having dreams about murdering him.

IMO, troonery is most definitely an addiction. It's an addiction to a dissociative fantasy. People troon out for the same reasons they start taking drugs or join cults: loneliness, ennui, or to escape their miserable reality.

This explains why the beginnings of the addiction almost always involve constant mental escape into a fantasy realm in which you pretend you are another "character," whether that's yuri porn or fanfiction or immersive video games. They'll even come out and admit it:





I first misread this one as "Raping a female character" which I guess is fitting for a male troon:

 

[Syikeblade]

A bunch of pooner's denying they have a fetish towards yaoi. And that first comment....

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/Iki4HOIurR

 

[Vampirella]

The “I DID THAT” troon reminds me of that troon that justified his Doordash addiction by whining how elaborate nuking a Lean Cuisine TRULY is, really! Don’t you understand how hard it is to peel back a plastic film?

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Then he tried to backtrack and say that people took his tweets out of proportion after he got mocked to oblivion. Why are you laughing at him?! It was just a thought exercise! He doesn’t find microwaving food that hard!

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Although from the looks of it, retard really shouldn’t be near a microwave after all.

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Of course it’s Taco Bell’s fault for him nearly burning his apartment down, not him bothering to check how his Doordash order was packaged or him grabbing a flaming bag straight out of the microwave (vs keeping it inside until the flames died down like one is taught when you’re like, seven).

You know the other night my husband and I saw a commercial for a food delivery service for fancy frozen dinners. Yeah, it showed them coming in a tote bag full of frozen meals. Husband said it was sad that so many people today don't know how to cook. Glad we taught our kids to do that as teens, I'm sure Reddit and Twitter troons would say we parentified our kids by doing that or whatever but they can cook for themselves and they can defiantly make a frozen dinner. A fucking drunk and make a frozen dinner. The whole point of a microwave is to make it faster and easier, before that they used the oven.

If Firestarter here doesn't die for setting his apartment on fire because he's too lazy to take taco bell out of it's wrapping, he'll probably die from being a fat fuck from eating all that junk.

 

[NoReturn]

It's happened again. This time it was @Nanashi no kiwi who reminded me to check /tttt/.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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I like how the troon can’t help himself from referring to Chris Chan as “she”

 

[LimeRikki]

What rights do trannies lose by being ugly?

I mean, I can think of some privileges they would lose, like, you know not being treated as well socially or not smiled at/ complimented as much as non-uggos.

But none of those things are rights and those same issues apply to all ugly people. And a work around a lot of normal, ugly people use is to be funny, and if you're a genuinely funny person and you're laughing and smiling a lot people are going to perceive you as being slightly more attractive, then they would otherwise. ( Like if IRL you're a 2 but you have a great sense of humor and can make people laugh you're more likely to get rated as a 4, etc.)

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

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People who get overwhelmed by a microwave meal SHOULD be under supervised care, same way dementia patients are. Elderly people will seem outwardly fine, but still cosntantly forget to close faucets and turn off the stove. Taking away their car keys isn't ableist, it's keeping them and others safe.

This asshole can't even be trusted with a microwave. He would burn down his house and sue Taco Bell for it.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Has any trans-activist ever convinced anyone to treat trans people better? Before trans-activists I was like "yeah whatever, you do you", but after reading a bit of output from the activists I'm not even sure they should be killed humanely as long as they die eventually.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Has any trans-activist ever convinced anyone to treat trans people better? Before trans-activists I was like "yeah whatever, you do you", but after reading a bit of output from the activists I'm not even sure they should be killed humanely as long as they die eventually.

No. All they do is turn allies into enemies. It's honestly insane they can't see it while they screech "why is there so much troonphobia now????????"

It took me 5 years to get a gender dysphoria diagnosis. I finally got HRT for a few years, felt many things improve, got top surgery. I didn't even feel euphoria-- I just felt right. I felt at home with my own body. I felt at peace.
Then a few years ago, my doctor - mind you, the only doctor in the entire region I live in (an island) that works with trans people - went on leave and I never got another appointment and was forced to stop HRT because of it.
2 years later, today, I finally got to a new appointment somehow. The first thing she comments on is my hair and "I look different".
I've been suffering for 2 years and gained a shit ton of weight in all the worst places. I've been spending these summers rotting at home because it's too hot and I can't cover my body up. Breast tissue/female pattern fat has regrown to the point my chest is almost reverted to the size I had before.
I was looking forward to this appointment to finally retake HRT. But no. I'm just not enough of a man and I don't seem "sure enough"... All because I told her "I just want to clarify a few questions about hrt" (if it can interfere with my other new meds, what to expect, etc).
She insists "prescribing hrt to non binary disorders is controversial".
Mind you. I have never mentioned being non binary.
All I said was "I don't care about becoming whatever anyone thinks "a man" means" ... And hey, I don't want to become a man because that would imply that right now I'm a woman. Which in my own perspective, surprise, I am not. I don't want to become anything other than relieved in my own body-- My goal isn't to conform to random people's volatile standards of "man" or "woman". It's to conform to MY standards towards myself.
I begged and insisted. Doc shrugged and told me "I'll mail your therapist, see you in December".
I pleaded and told her I can't take more months of this fucking agony. She scoffed and told me "if you were able to wait this whole time, you'll be able to wait a few more months".
I felt sick to my guts. I just shut down and left, partially because I knew if I showed any more emotion I'd be labeled even more of a "not man enough".
Not even 10 minutes of an appointment.
There's no other doctors willing to prescribe it, even if I'm at a low dosage. None. I don't have money to buy it on black markets, either.
I really just want to spend the rest of my days rotting in my bed. I just want to be free.

 

[Fapcop]

Lolololol!

 

[William Tyndale]

The rare “tranny posting w’s”

https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1822964020220923943

 

[No Bitches Syndrome(NBS)]

Has any trans-activist ever convinced anyone to treat trans people better? Before trans-activists I was like "yeah whatever, you do you", but after reading a bit of output from the activists I'm not even sure they should be killed humanely as long as they die eventually.

It's fundamentally impossible for a decently intelligent pro-trans activist(oxymoronic, I know, but they do exist) to convince anyone of anything, as most of them aren't convinced of it themselves. Behind closed doors and free from public accountability, they'll quietly admit that the "challenges trans people face" boil down to the fact that a 5'0 girl with a beard and a narrow neck is not a man, and a 5'11 man in a dress is not a woman.

 

[cypocryphy]

cordiallychloe87 from IG gives an update on his Funkenstein hole via his Reddit account. Cooming is the most important thing of course!

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Spoiler: **Hairstylists only!**

 

[OrionBalls]

Spoiler: **Hairstylists only!**

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What in the Rocky Dennis hell? Or is that just a descendant of the Habsburgs, and he's secretly a king?