Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Positron]

Gay men can be misogynistic, but troons take that misogyny up a notch by a 100 times.

"Cis gay men are rarely the allies for trans folks.". It's good that he recognized that. So why not separate the LGB from the T?

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.
Some of the comments:






And on the rare side got a ftm lesbian post



With a pretty stupid comment



Link

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Late-30s guy blows up his life by becoming a tranny, can’t understand why his life now sucks. News at 11.

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I might take a little bit of a break from social media until the end of October.

It's not only my birthday month but a year from when I lost my job, launching me on an extremely painful and slow job hunt.

My savings is vanishing along with my stamina and my will. I have a complicated background, years in the military, two kids, approaching 40; why would any company hire me at an entry level when there are people with a lot less responsibility who can dedicated more time to the job. This even goes for retail where my inability to work every weekend has even handicapped me from temp jobs.

I'm sure it doesn't help that for many technical jobs, not only do I now have a gap of a year, but I have to disclose my deadname for some publications and awards. I'm sure I'm getting ghosted because it's easier than being afraid of a lawsuit for not hiring me.

I just don't even know what to do at this point. I feel like I'm at the bottom of a hole and I know no one is coming to save me.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Samantha Destroyer Of Bikinis"

 

[cypocryphy]

"Samantha Destroyer Of Bikinis"

I don't think I even want to know what he means by that....

 

[Lidl Drip]

This retard actually thought HRT will make him shorter, his shoulders shrink and widen his hips.

 

[deermeat]

Pooner fan artist is excited she's going on testosterone. She is 23, already in therapy, and has depressive episodes where she can't draw her (bad) fanart.
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Sounds like you need a Coors Lite and a barbecue, my dood. Makes the premature kidney failure that much better.

I was curious and looked at her art but couldn't tell what art was hers bc she would retweet stuff n repost things, etc. What does her art look like?

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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This retard actually thought HRT will make him shorter, his shoulders shrink and widen his hips.

Looked up the post. Comments just saying, "So reach out. Tell us your dosages, what you're on etc. There's many people who feel like you do and they can all find help here. You're still young, you've got a lifetime ahead of you to start getting it "right".", "Ngl, it sounds like your hrt dose is ineffective. Could be more helpful if you share what you're taking and your hormone levels."

Yeah just take more estrogen, that will help.

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

I don't think I even want to know what he means by that....

Oh I can answer that, it’s in one of his previous mastodon posts. Apparently he tried on a bikini shortly after getting his second boob job, and it came unclipped and flew off in the middle of taking a selfie.

Spoiler: Mildly NSFW

 

[armfleshween]

EAGER FOR OPPRESSION POINTS, POONER DECIDES THAT SHE WAS ”DISCRIMINATED” AS A “QUEER CHILD”

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Imagine being so eager for something to be upset about, that you start sifting through 20 years of memories to find incidents of wrongthink when you were a “queer child”.

This happens a lot. I had a major argument with one of my poon friends a few weeks back because I said its retarded how trans and intersex people act as if their identities materially manifest as some invisible force that effects how people treat them. If you didn't know you were intersex/trans, your family didn't, your friends, doctors, etc...Then how tf were you oppressed by being intersex and/or trans? Oh wow. You faced the exact same minimal heat every person on this planet experiences for not doing something stereotypically masculine or feminine. One of my earliest memories of elementary school was a boy being called a faggot for wearing pink on picture day by another classmate in the 2nd grade. Is he trans?

 

[AfghanBlue]

This may be a troll but I guess some trannies are stunted enough to talk like this. Horrifying to think this may be an actual retard who got told to troon. Every notice they want to be hot girls and not like ugly ones? Like even if they could have fully functioning vaginas and everything, they would not do it if they can not look like their high school crush or a porn brained idea of a woman lol.

If only. The reality of what is happening is much grosser and more insulting- he's talking like that because he thinks wen are basically fucking infantile stupid bitches and this is him "being" one.

Fucking gross. Yo once listened to that bambi sleeps audio sissy shit that gets them all trooning out, and the fact that men cna listen to it and not be utterly enraged by the constant characterisation of women as empty headed morons - men who allegedly "identify" with women could hear it and not be disgusted, was galling.

It really demonstrated what they think of us, and that the whole thing is a bdsm masochist thing of wanting to be the lowest thing they can think of-apparently a woman.

So yeah. That's what he's doing.
I wonder if the bit mentioning that he put his panties on to sit there and write that might have ticked over some of the mroe self deluding troons into being annoyed, or if the main reddit subs for troons ahve just been abandoned by all but the most porn rotted of participants.
I've seen troons talking in other places about hwo they cnat bear to go there nwo because of the noticeable-even-to-them influx of blatant and outright fetishists.

 

[Jacques1194]

"Cis gay men are rarely the allies for trans folks.". It's good that he recognized that. So why not separate the LGB from the T?

Because of fear. TRAs basically go "If they take away trans rights then gay rights will be next! We have to stick together LGBs! Also suck my girl cock lesbians! "

Both MTFs and FTMS need to understand that people are attracted to physical bodies based on their sexuality, not clothing and expressions of femininity and masculinity. Trannies really believe that if they put on feminine clothing and some lippy, they're going to instantly woo the lesbians and straight men.


As it turns out for many of our MTF cohorts however, many gay men are attracted to gender non-conforming, effeminate guys and they mistake them for men. You can really tell that gay men chasing after them really bruises their fragile egos because it means everybody, even gay men who they demand bend over for them, sees them as men.

This is what happens when you create your own echo chambers. These people have convinced themselves that gay people are willing to date trans people, and yet they can't give any examples of any famous gay people who are in a relationship with TIPs. I'm not talking about those trans widows who claim to be lesbians now since their husbands transitioned, but can anyone name one gay person who went into a genuine relationship with a TIP? The only people I saw claiming this are anonymous reddit users who claim to be lesbians and are currently dating a trans woman, but without any evidence of their backstory nobody can falsify if the user was always a lesbian or not.

 

[pockywocky]

Like yes I transitioned but why am I not in the body I was truly meant to be in.

What an entitled fat slob As if all those fit men she sees and aspires to look like in the gym didn't work for their bodies tirelessly.

Plus I have ARFID

>Fat
>Arfid

 

[SpookyObserver]

If only. The reality of what is happening is much grosser and more insulting- he's talking like that because he thinks wen are basically fucking infantile stupid bitches and this is him "being" one.

Fucking gross. Yo once listened to that bambi sleeps audio sissy shit that gets them all trooning out, and the fact that men cna listen to it and not be utterly enraged by the constant characterisation of women as empty headed morons - men who allegedly "identify" with women could hear it and not be disgusted, was galling.

It really demonstrated what they think of us, and that the whole thing is a bdsm masochist thing of wanting to be the lowest thing they can think of-apparently a woman.

So yeah. That's what he's doing.
I wonder if the bit mentioning that he put his panties on to sit there and write that might have ticked over some of the mroe self deluding troons into being annoyed, or if the main reddit subs for troons ahve just been abandoned by all but the most porn rotted of participants.
I've seen troons talking in other places about hwo they cnat bear to go there nwo because of the noticeable-even-to-them influx of blatant and outright fetishists.

Recently watched chris chan stuff for nostalgia i guess idk what else to call it, and while Chris has always had a childish manner of speaking at times, once he went into makeup "tomgirl" mode he really fucking upped it for a second. His whole womanhood idea is anime though so while expected, its funny most other trannies do similar shit.

 

[stupid frog]

Self-described "yaoi enthusiast" pooner pisses off friend with yet another name change, finally gets chewed out, runs off to cry and get reassurance that they should definitely cut off such a toxic relationship. Friend has obviously dealt with volumes of this annoying attention seeking shit already and finally snapped.

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Imagine calling someone your best friend, but reacting like this. Waaahhh AFFIRM ME, BIGOT! YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING ME

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This retard actually thought HRT will make him shorter, his shoulders shrink and widen his hips.

Jesus they're almost 25 and are basically crying Santa didn't bring them the vagina that would make them in to a woman.

There's only one choice left for them.

 

[Fapcop]

BASED BOYFRIEND SPEAKS TRUTH TO POONER. PILLOW SOAKED IN MANLY TEARS!




OHNOES lil pooner! Knife of truth stabbed into her dainty little back!

Of course the comments are exactly what you’d expect from the cult:


Good for that boyfriend to put it so succinctly.

She may break up with him, but those words may just have planted a seed. That’s the actually kind way to deal with these girls. Honesty, one misgendering at a time.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1fp6lal/i_see_you_as_a_girl_ok/

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Isn't Kaworu canonically like 14?

He's also an alien-human hybrid who can pilot a giant robot and play the piano. But for some reason, she autistically fixates on the fact that he doesn't have boobs. She could have just bleached her hair and learned to play Ode to Joy.

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Went to visit long Beach state college and got misgendered / Archive

TRIGGER WARNING
There must have been an event today cause there was modwomen models everywhere and one group passed and I heard someone say, :thats a man"

Who could mistake this delicate flower for a man?

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A tranny wants to shoop himself as a teenage girl so he can jerk off to himself alleviate dysphoria.
De-aging software? To see teenage self? Good idea? / Archive

I sometimes get a dysphoria when seeing teenage girls as I think I feel so far in looks from how they sometimes appear.
I’m happy with how I look when dressed as a more mature and potentially attractive women age 50. That’s fine!
However, I try to sometimes imaging a parallel universe where my inner self came out in younger years and how I would have looked. I stress that I never actually had those feelings as a younger person, I’m a late starter!
It occurred to me today that I might get dressed up then ‘de-age’ a photo of myself as a way to imagine the ‘younger’ me. Maybe to try and negate that dysphoria.
Anyone done this? Is it a good idea? Or am I going down a rabbit hole I should avoid?
I’ll add that I really don’t like the idea of doing a ‘Faceapp’ to feminise myself as I think this would create dysphoria for me.
Thanks for any chat on this xx

Meanwhile, a troon tries shaving for the first time...and realizes he just looks like a hairless man.
Feeling weird after first body shaving / Archive

Hi everyone! 35yo AMAB here.
I just shaved my body for the very first time. I'm not very hairy, but it took me FOREVER to get my legs sort of smooth (after finishing I am able to notice some spots that are not so nicely done), and I also did chest and armpits. I was looking forward to it, but now I'm feeling ugly and kinda feel it was a mistake. I hoped for a more feminine look after shaving, but the fact is, now I look like a man hairless. Can anyone tell me their stories of first time shaving or something related that could make me feel better?
Just giving context: sonner this week I told my wife I am a trans woman. No one else knows, and now that I finally had the courage to tell her, I intend to tell other people and start transitioning. So this shaving was sort of a trying to getting things moving in that direction without being too fast, for my sake and for hers.

This guy is just a wreck:
Something as little as earrings make this all seem impossible. / Archive

I can't stand this anymore.
Everything feels like an obstacle I can't overcome. I've lived a certain way for so long and I can't handle the basics like everyone else can.
Just three years ago, showering daily was hard enough and now I have to put in work that I can't complete to fix my life.
Every little fucking task feels like climbing everest. And every little anxiety is intensified because at the back of my mind is this constant buzz to just take the pills.
I pierced my ears 5 months ago and I considered it my first step in my transition process.
But my ears got infected two months in and last night I ripped one of the earrings because I couldn't tolerate the pain of it anymore.
I haven't been able to get them back in.
I've been crying for the last 30 minutes because how am I ever supposed to transition if I can't even get my earrings back in. How am I supposed to add this to my daily routine when I can't even make money or complete very basic chores.
I can't handle any of this and I'm so tired of trying and trying and trying.
I'm tired of being alone and all I see in my future is more loneliness.
Why am I so fucking broken?
I shouldn't be anymore. I did all this shit everyone tells me to do but it gets me fucking nowhere. I just feel like shit. Or I don't!
Fuck therapy. I'm never seeing a therapist again. They waste my time and life.
I hope to god I can get my mental health sorted out because I can't do this. I can't live like this anymore.
I hope my psych actually helps. A recent diagnoses of adhd and bipolar makes sense.
I hate the idea of being controlled by drugs forever (including estrogen). I'm so fucked. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

Also he doesn't want to voice train, and he hates makeup and long hair.

I think there's some kind of hope in the looks department for me but there's the bigger chance that I will be clocked forever.
I will not voice train for instance. And even if I do pass, it leaves out the opportunity to go to places that aren't super friendly to women.
It's not so much the looks that bother me, it's more that I philosophically don't align with the majority of people I've met.
For me it's the routine: The makeup, the wigs, the earrings, the constant fucking shaving...
I can't see how I'll ever be able to add that to my life in my current state. I can barely handle doing laundry and dishes
I mean fuck, I broke down because my ears hurt. I thought they were done healing.
What's the point of transitioning if the dysphoria will always be there?

And now that he stopped smoking weed, he realized that his music is bad.

I started learning ableton around 3 months ago and made track after track.
everything I've made since I quit smoking sounds terrible.
I don't know if it's the lack of patience or interest or inspiration...
Nothing I do sounds good. I used to just find literally one sample and it would drive an entire track to completion. I could hear where I wanted to go and now I can't.
Any of you have any advice?

In general, he just seems like a loser who thought transitioning would fix him somehow.

I have been waffling for many years on this front.
I don't feel trans enough to medically transition because I figured this out about myself so very late. And there are moments where I can tolerate being male, and even enjoy it. It's not often, but often enough to make me wonder if it's a good idea.
I drank and did drugs from 15-33, heavily drank and did drugs. And it wasn't until I sobered up that I began to suspect there may be some underlying reason for all this.
My egg cracked at 35 and started considering myself a trans woman, where as before I considered myself non binary.
Ever since my egg cracked, I told myself that my transition would be just to seek happiness. But I just don't feel comfortable anymore.
For me, I feel like it's about sex rather than gender. I.e. I consider myself transsexual rather than transgender. But this took a lot of consideration and thought.
I never had a life. Part of my truly wonders whether this is some weird mid life crisis but that just doesn't seem to make sense.
I feel like I have one shot left to be successful and I'm worried transitioning will rob me of that chance.
I think if I was a millionaire, I would've already taken the pills.
I have a lot of dysphoria over hair. People all keep claiming wigs will help, or that plenty of cis women wear wigs.
Ultimately I can get over that. I hate wearing anything on my head and have to go through extreme lengths to make sure my clothes are comfortable enough to cause problems. And no, I'm not autistic lol.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Can't quote @Coo Coo Bird.

For me it's the routine: The makeup, the wigs, the earrings, the constant fucking shaving...

If this man can barely cope with doing laundry and dishes, he needs to work on a lot more shit than gender fuckery lmao. He should not have been prescribed HRT in the first place, because this man is not mentally capable of consent for the kinds of changes that includes. If he grows the traditional cone-shaped moobs he'll just complain about having to find a fitting bra, settle for one in the wrong size, complain about the discomfort and cost, and the pain of hand-washing them. And he'll still not be a woman.

Fuck all doctors who see a man in the middle of a mental crisis latch onto gendershit as a possible escape from reality, and enabling them.

 

[Fapcop]

As if you needed more more reasons why pooners “getting children” is hella retarded:



In most states, lil pooner is SOL.

I’m sure she’s heartbroken that she can’t LARP as a father anymore, and hopefully an actual man is ready and willing to take up the role.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If this man can barely cope with doing laundry and dishes, he needs to work on a lot more shit than gender fuckery lmao. He should not have been prescribed HRT in the first place, because this man is not mentally capable of consent for the kinds of changes that includes. If he grows the traditional cone-shaped moobs he'll just complain about having to find a fitting bra, settle for one in the wrong size, complain about the discomfort and cost, and the pain of hand-washing them.

Perhaps MAID should be pitched to people who hate living this much, instead of rape victims and little old ladies with depression from being treated like shit forever.