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[Fëanor Curufinwë]

>Fat
>Arfid

That's the eating disorder label they slap on autists who refuse to eat anything but chicken nuggets or have other similar food restrictions from sensory issues. I suppose you could get fat on a diet like that.

In most states, lil pooner is SOL.

If her name is on the birth certificate and she is an active part of the child's life she might be fine actually, if she files for an emergency custody order. The courts care less about being biologically related than there being someone financially providing for the child as they don't want single mothers getting gibs that could be coming from someone else's pocket.

 

[Dr. Butt]

That's the eating disorder label they slap on autists who refuse to eat anything but chicken nuggets or have other similar food restrictions from sensory issues. I suppose you could get fat on a diet like that.

There are actual lunatics who have ARFID for real and none of them are even an average weight. They all look like weirdly cheerful anorexics.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

There are actual lunatics who have ARFID for real and none of them are even an average weight. They all look like weirdly cheerful anorexics.

You're probably right, my only experience with someone who has it is a girl who only eats fries from McDonald's and she is lean. I just figure she could be eating enough of them to be fat and still technically have the disorder.

 

[PigFarm]

You're probably right, my only experience with someone who has it is a girl who only eats fries from McDonald's and she is lean. I just figure she could be eating enough of them to be fat and still technically have the disorder.

What would happen to these people if they lived somewhere without mcdonalds? I doubt they'd just never eat anything and die. They'd be forced to adapt to a new food.

I do wonder how many of these cases are simply due to coddled high functioning autists who've never been challenged

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Little gym bro.
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I have been transitioning for over 6 years now and I’m 1.5 years post op. I would describe myself as skinny fat as I have tiny arms but a huge waist and hips. I want more masculine build but I can’t seem to get through any workout. I barely can lift 10 lbs and can’t even do one push up.

I never worked out before I transitioned because it used to make me so upset especially when I had my old chest. It’s rough I have a lot of trauma and I understand working out is euphoric for a lot of people but it just leaves me more upset and angry. Like yes I transitioned but why am I not in the body I was truly meant to be in. Plus I have ARFID so getting in protein is really difficult for me.

I don’t have any FTM friends to relate to, I don’t have money for a gym, all these workout plans for FTM never cater to at home workouts or complete beginners. I feel at a loss.

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Not being able to lift 10 lbs isn't normal for a female of any age that would be lifting anything. A four year old could lift that much. An 80 year old could lift that much. Did she have the arm sausage surgery? That's the only thing I can think of that would render someone this completely helpless at lifting so much as a bag of flour.

I know several women that go by Nico. Either short for Nicole, or a chosen name based on some video game shit cause they're autistic gamers.

I know a single female Lee, but tons of men named Lee.

Her friend is totally in the right and I hope she escapes the grasps of this self absorbed cunt

Masculine name:


Feminine name:

 

[GloriousScarf]

My favourite trans trope, I took drugs / got surgery not meant for my body and now I can't orgasm.



I love that for them.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Perhaps MAID should be pitched to people who hate living this much, instead of rape victims and little old ladies with depression from being treated like shit forever.

It's being pitched to everybody and sometimes snuck-scheduled sparking lawsuits from what I've heard from canadians that have had to put up with the medical industry over there. I wouldn't doubt troons are being pushed it much like they're already beng pushed nto trooning to begin with. more dead trannies=more death statistics=more push for "TRANS RIGHTS YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING TRANSPEOPLE GUYS DO BETTER!" sht. It's a feedback loop that's probably if successful going to kill more people than any concentration camp has, but legally it counts as "suic-ER I MEAN ASSISTED DYING"

 

[cypocryphy]

My favourite trans trope, I took drugs / got surgery not meant for my body and now I can't orgasm.

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I love that for them.

"I got my dick and balls cut off, what could possibly go wrong?..."

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Troon is triggered by the manly structure of his fat cells



Link

 

[Syikeblade]

Troons hate being reminded of their biology as shown in this comment especially

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/DZkQTvDy3f

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This went from cosplaying as women even when not being women to literally skin walking as women.

Because why not:

Spoiler: Ugh

 

[Accidental Protege]

This went from cosplaying as women even when not being women to literally skin walking as women.

Because why not:

Spoiler: Ugh

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Actually those are women literally skin-walking as troons, which is hilarious.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.

I hope this girl kills herself.

 

[deermeat]

I hope this girl kills herself.

On God. It's so insane, especially as a lesbian. She is STRAIGHT. she is the NORM. Does she really think gay men got to have normal childhoods where they could just get any man they wanted? That's not the case with any gay person nor lesbian. Imagine being born so privileged in a world where your sexuality is the norm, a life every gay/lesbian wanted, a life where you can openly be straight, openly flirt and hit on whoever, be interested in whoever without being seen as a pervert or disgusting. and have unlimited access to the majority of the human population.

Like I get it, growing up as a woman is hard in itself and gay men are celebrated these days for being feminine while women are constantly criticized. But these women have access to all these spaces where they could live a normal happy life filled with likeminded people, instead they throw it all away to be quirky and deranged.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Actually those are women literally skin-walking as troons, which is hilarious.

I agree. It's hilarious for 2 reasons.

Firstly, troons look at these women and instantly know they are actually women, hence them being so mad. But I thought you couldn't tell just from a photo? How do they know these women aren't really trans? lol.....

Secondly, the obvious hypocrisy is just laughable. I've seen troons calling this the equivalent of "blackface", as if every single one of them isn't pretending to be something they're not and never can be.

I do find it weird that there's much demand for this shit though. I guess it's a way for them to stand out maybe.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

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Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.
Some of the comments:

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And on the rare side got a ftm lesbian post

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With a pretty stupid comment

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This is just incel logic, "Mourning" your childhood/adolescences is incel behavior. It's twisting yourself into emotional knots over a reality that never would've been regardless, because you can't predict what others will do/how they will react. Further you don't know that you actually would've enjoyed those experiences, but in the reverie that you've spun up(and rehearse daily, perhaps even hourly) you're on cloud nine banging stacy, or in the pooner's case banging chad in the ass.

 

[Fapcop]

Troon is triggered by the manly structure of his fat cells

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“Surely every cell will be replaced by a new cell under estrogen dominance right?”

LMAO!

Shoutout to unknown surgeon, who managed to give a tranny sleepless nights with just a simple throwaway line.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Meet u/DoppelgangerSearch, or Dan, who wishes he were “Dani”.

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He came out to his dad recently, but it didn’t go too well. Most of his coming out letter to his Trump-supporting father is just extreme TDS about “this project 2025 MAGA Nazi regime”. Dan demands that if his dad doesn’t want him to cut contact, that the dad not vote for Trump again. Maybe saying people like your dad are the people that “should’ve been eliminated in 1945 when the second world war ended” isn’t the best way to tell your father you are a cross-dresser and want to partake in that lifestyle full-time. His dad responded with a short, tentative, response saying he would think about it and reply later.

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We have multiple states where dozens to hundreds of khaki wearing red shirt masked people are openly carrying rifles and handguns saying they will take control of the country and it doesn’t stop at just gay/trans people; they’ll harm anyone who isn’t white and doesn’t look like a maga cultist.

Any kiwis gotten their Trump recognition medal for DOXing trannies yet?

These types of people hack social media accounts, find who these people they don’t like live and either DOX them (Google it), bully them and harass them… or they’ll just bludgeon them to death and think they’re doing the Lord’s work or that Trump will recognize who they are.

After posting his coming out letter, Dan posted his dads final negative response to his letter. Reddit wouldn’t want any poor trans individuals to think that such a horrid fate could befall them, so the post was removed by moderators. I wasn't able to salvage the post, but the comments indicate that his dad essentially told him he is dead to him if he tries to become a woman especially with how hostile Dan's initial coming out letter was.

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Spoiler: Background Info

7 months ago, Dan made his Reddit account to do exactly what his username suggests, search for his doppelganger. His initial post on r/Doppleganger simply asks “Who do I look like?”, with him photos of him as a male.

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Within 4 months of this, he was on r/mtfashion posting his first wig, and 6 months after his first post, he was on HRT. Moral of the story: DO NOT be a faggot make a Reddit account.

Also, he is a menace in the water closet. Hello fellow ladies:

He claims he was complimented several times on this look, which I can see happening as an instinctive reaction to seeing him and not knowing how to respond.
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[stupid frog]

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Anesthesia team said nope and suggested she neede to lose 200lbs for them to consider going forward with the surgery.

"I’m writing this with the most devastatingly heavy chest. One week before my top surgery, I was informed that the anesthesia team would not sign off on my clearance after all. I waited 20 years to pursue this, I did a year’s worth of planning, advocating, &participating in tests to examine my fitness for the procedure. I passed them all. My PCP and cardiologist cleared me for top surgery. As a superfat. Still, the anesthesia team determined that due to my size, the shape of my body, and recent bmi requirement changes within the hospital, that they weren’t comfortable moving forward.

I invested a lot of time in this. I put my all into this process. And the medical system still determined that my gender affirming surgery was not worth the risk. They did suggest I meet with a bariatric team, to lower my bmi enough for them to reconsider. The problem with that is they want me to lose 200lbs, an amount likely impossible without bariatric surgery. There’s something truly unjust &insidiously anti-trans and anti-fat about a system that will approve a person being put under anesthesia for the “worthy” cause of weight loss but not for gender affirming care. They’ll tamper with my perfectly healthy organs and risk significant decrease to my quality of life post-op for thinness…but refuse to flatten my chest.

Devastated doesn’t capture it. I feel disempowered, nihilistic, and honestly embarrassed about all of this. I hate to let so many other trans fats down. I hate how much money has been lost on this. I hate the idea of having to rewire my brain into radical acceptance land about my chest again. I know it’s possible, I know I’ll get there. But right now I’m just so sad.

Our healthcare system is so deeply rooted in capitalism. It feels rather clear to me that these bmi requirements are getting stricter all over the country juuust as glp-1’s further disseminate throughout our communities. I’ve been asked on more than one occasion throughout this process to try starting the big Ozempy. I’m not interested in doing that harm to my body. I’m interested in feeling at home in it.

They just won’t take my tits. But they’ll gladly carve out my heart."

 

[Sean Andalou]

Free relationship advice from a pooner who has been there.

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I’m gonna ruffle some feathers, but dude!! If you feel the need to ask about your relationship on here, 9 times out of 10 the answer is dump their ass yesterday. I can’t be the only one who has noticed this.

“I came out several years ago and my bf of many years still misgenders me, does he see me as a girl?” Yes, dump his ass.

“My partner doesnt want me to get surgery even tho i really want it, what should i do?” Dump their ass. How dare they try to control your body.

“My girlfriend tells me what clothes to wear, and it makes me uncomfortable” Guess what sweetie that is wrong and you deserve better. DUMP. HER. ASS.

I know we are an anxious, low self esteem having bunch, but oh my god. Please value yourselves even just a little bit, PLEASE.

I honestly can’t decide if i want to give you guys a hug or SHAKE YOU ALL.