Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AMHOLIO]

Lying for attention is a female redditor trait.

There we go.

I think it is associated with teen girls and muchies a lot, but boy, do we have several male cows lying for attention day and night. Reddit is filled with men like this. The guys in your local bar claiming they have a kill count of 20 from his time in the army (when he was a chair force designation) is probably lying for attention and or pussy, with the later being specalized attention seeking.

 

[Preacher ✝]

There we go.

You're all taking this too seriously. The joke is that we're talking about a pooner, a woman pretending to be a man.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.
Some of the comments:

I can understand why FTMs wish they were young gay men or teenagers but it hasn't been all sunshine and rainbows for most gay men until very recently. While things have improved drastically of course, being a gay teen male has its challenges and many older gay men don't look back at their high school years with fondness. I remember news reports when I was a teen of young gay men taking their own lives after enduring intense cruelty inflicted upon them by their peers. High school boys bully other boys who were perceived as being gay relentlessly, being called a "fag" and treated as pariah by the school body. They have to pretend to be straight in order to fit in and they can't really participate in typical high school stuff such as dating like straight teenagers can. Society wasn't very kind to gay men in the past and it wasn't until the mid 2010s when anti-homophobia campaigns were put into place to prevent such bullying.



Something obviously tells me that this pooner has received this reaction from gay men multiple times and is incapable of comprehending why so many gay men are getting upset with pooners. It's annoying and exhausting to have your boundaries disrespected over and over again so no wonder why there's been a backlash.

It's frustrating for gay guys who don't fit the stereotypes of a campy, effeminate guys who love drag and are catty. Not every gay man is a walking talking stereotype. Coincedentally, most of my "role models" that I look up to and I admire in my life are straight men.

So much gaslighting. There are receipts of trannies shaming gay men and lesbians for not being attracted to them.

No, gay men don't have an issue as long as you're not violating their boundaries.

Unfortunately, I think this is a FTM or a lesbian who has been sexually coerced into having sex with males.

No it's not "insecurity", it's a lack of sexual attraction.


I am fed up of transbians and gaydens continuously violating the boundaries of gay men and lesbians. Yes, gay men worship and see the penis as aesthetically beautiful and the ultimate symbol of their own sexuality because the penis is a male sexual organ. Gay guys also fixate on the male body as a whole. Some gay guys love thighs, have a thing for chest hair, get turned on by pecs, etc. But that's because they're on a body with a penis aka a male. Gay men only like males. They aren't aroused by females LARPing as men.




Lil' pooner wants to have a heckin' valid experience and be one of the doods at the gay sauna.


If Brighton is one of the few genuinely trans friendly places left in England, then why aren't troons moving en masse to Brighton for refuge then?

I wonder why they stopped "trans people and their friends" night.


OMG! Top surgery scars! So heckin' validating and manly! Turns on all the gays and gets their willies rockhard!

 

[AI generated waifu]

Some gay guys love thighs, have a thing for chest hair, get turned on by pecs, etc. But that's because they're on a body with a penis aka a male. Gay men only like males.

See, that's what's so annoying about them using the term """genital preference""". Framing this as a mere preference reduces sexual orientations to the same level as liking someone who's tall or has long hair and a beard. They want this to be as malleable and nonessential as that. Even with bisexuals, seeing this as a preference could be reductive, since not every bisexual is the same.

They call it a preference, when really what this is is a clear, and obvious sexual boundary they routinely cross. Boundaries they themselves have, since I doubt many of them would pursue each other like this.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

See, that's what's so annoying about them using the term """genital preference""". Framing this as a mere preference reduces sexual orientations to the same level as liking someone who's tall or has long hair and a beard. They want this to be as malleable and nonessential as that. Even with bisexuals, seeing this as a preference could be reductive, since not every bisexual is the same.

They call it a preference, when really what this is is a clear, and obvious sexual boundary they routinely cross. Boundaries they themselves have, since I doubt many of them would pursue each other like this.

It doesn’t even work. Even ignoring the massive point that it’s not just about the difference between a penis and a cold, necrotic sausage, let’s say “genital preference” is a thing. Where are the cis women born with functioning dicks? Where are the cis men with vaginas?

 

[peepooman]

Yeah, you can't make this shit up. This is why I'm so angry at chasers. If chasers openly told me that they want dick, I would respect them more.

Nigga, there is no more explicit way to announce that you're a chaser, than going on a date with you or just a tranny in general. The only people who'd ever fuck a tranny are again chasers, fags in denial (somehow the other dude wearing make-up makes it not gay) and incels who are so desperate for companionship they will go for the lowest hanging fruit, even if that fruit has a dick.

I don't know why, but trannies not understanding that there is just no reason for most people to date them is really frustrating to me, even if I don't have to ever deal with them in real life. Let's assume for a second that HRT is actually magic and it turns you into a woman, let's ignore the rampant mental illness and porn addiction, let's say that the only difference between a tranny and a woman is the presence "shenis", "girldique", "princess wand" or what ever disgusting, cutesy term they're calling their cocks now, and let's say that said presence is just a minor inconvenience as they like to present it. Yea man, your cock is just a minor defect, sure. But for every single tranny there is like 90 women who don't have a dick. So why would I force myself to like dick, when actual women not only don't have that problem, but are also way easier to find?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Mental health crisis time!

Reddit / Archive.today

Spoiler: The whole sad story

Hey everyone, so I'm over 2 years on T and I pass 99.9% of the time (or so I thought). I'm stealth and haven't been misgendered in over a year, up until yesterday.

I'm a classical singer and I had a show yesterday (we wear suits and white shirts for these types of concerts). I got misgendered while I was walking out of venue with my sister. 3 young men were walking behind us and one of them said "let the ladies go first" and then quickly corrected himself, saying "uuh no that's a dude" but it still fucking hurts. Then I got misgendered again today. I was also with my sister, we were buying snacks and the shop owner said "here you go ladies". I was wearing my workout clothes.

I have no idea what to do. I've been feeling frantic ever since it happened. I cried a little, now I feel like throwing up. Nothing helps; I don't want to watch movies or read or do any of my comfort activities, nothing helps. I just want to sleep and never leave the house again.

I was wearing masculine clothing. I never got misgendered in those outfits before. The only explanation is that it's because of my hair. I've been growing it out, which hasn't been a problem up until yesterday, which is also the day me and my sister went together to get our hair styled for the concert. Could it be that the similar hairstyling is what did it? But her hair is longer than mine. We just got our curls styled in a similar way.

I love my longer hair, I haven't grown it out in over a decade and now that I have facial hair I'm really looking forward to letting it grow. I want shoulder-length hair and I'm just past the awkward stage, I don't want to cut it all off now... But I see no other solution. The worst part is that personally? I think it makes me look even more masculine. I felt good. But getting misgendered is fucking me up so bad, I don't think I can do this anymore

I just really need help. I don't feel comfortable discussing this with people in my life, since they're all cis. They'd be supportive but they wouldn't get it, and I don't want to bother them. You guys will get it, I'm sure. Please help me, I feel like I'm going insane. I don't want to do anything anymore, what's the point? It seems I'll never escape misgendering even after all this time, and it was so humiliating to be misgendered in front of my sister twice

Maybe the real mental health crisis was over two years ago?

 

[Got Milk!]

Maybe the real mental health crisis was over two years ago?

The real mental health crisis is the misgenderings you encounter along the way.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Turkish tranny gets triggered every time he sees a woman, especially when he see's a little girl.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Never leave the house? At least that's good for the rest of us.
How can you tell he's Turkish?

I suppose Turkey is not a great place to be trans.
Or is he Turkish in Germany of the USA or wherever?

 

[Fapcop]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

It appears that a young pooner has found the cure for dysphoria! A debilitating condition that formerly could only be treated with becoming a lifelong medical patient and risky surgery.




The cure is apparently as simple, as not acting like a retard!

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

How can you tell he's Turkish?

I should've mentioned it, but most of his posts are in Turkish.

 

[Fapcop]

POONERS UNLOCK NEW OPPRESSION: MIS-NAMING!

Reddit’s council of lil’ doods has become aware of a disturbing phenomenon…

It all started with this post:


“It’s TATE Chud! NOT Kate!”

The replies came alive with other tiny men, all having the same kind of problem.

“My name is Aster!”
“Nice to meet you Astrid!”
Lmao!


Amidst the flood of “Same!”, some of the lil pooners had creative suggestions as well!


Copium was dispensed in copious amounts! “Maybe it’s your accent?!”

Ultimately though, while feelings were shared, no solid conclusions or answers were reached.

And that’s where I decided to step up to the plate to help my tiny dudebros!

Turns out that there’s a simple, logical explanation! Amidst a bunch of (cute!) cat posts, and sperging about eating disorders, I found the pooners selfies.






People see an obvious girl, they assume she has a girls name.

Mystery solved! Another pooner case closed!

(And here’s to hoping that Tate, with TWO T’s, snaps the fuck out of it and grows up before permanently fucking herself up. She’s a lovely girl who needs to find a cute little shy boyfriend, some non-crazy friends and some hobbies she can be passionate about. Not her titties chopped off.)

 

[Chandelier]

So much gaslighting. There are receipts of trannies shaming gay men and lesbians for not being attracted to them.

No, they're just being polite. Because one you start being snarky, they'll be snarky right back, and you WILL break down crying. Gay men can be brutal.

Just like male troons, trans men think gay men are just angry they're hot and can't stop masturbating over them, even though the only ones watching their shitty porn and Kermit the Frog moans are straight men. The "you hate me because you want to fuck me" is cheap and is nowhere near accurate.

The fact pooners still have to censor vagina, despite proudly claiming it's male genitalia, says a lot.

Something obviously tells me that this pooner has received this reaction from gay men multiple times and is incapable of comprehending why so many gay men are getting upset with pooners. It's annoying and exhausting to have your boundaries disrespected over and over again so no wonder why there's been a backlash.

"They really struggle with unpacking others" - like what? Seeing your vagina as male genitalia? Because that's what pooners want. They have to stomp their feet and cry that gay men are just bigoted and don't want to fuck their ugly, 300 lb bodies undergoing liver failure. These same ftms will then make comments like "don't worry, you'll die of AIDS" with full seriousness, and without awareness.

Trans men routinely complain that gay men aren't nice to them and that it's just old man bigotry and how they have it so good (despite suffering from a genocide), while crying that their vaginas aren't seen as male genitalia and how they just want gay men to fuck them AND respect their boundaries, because only their boundaries matter.

Do not bother being nice to these people. They say they're fine with genital preferences while shaming you for associating dick = males and vagina = female. They want you to move heaven and earth to validate them, because they're REAL DOODS, DAMMIT

 

[Sean Andalou]

The cure is apparently as simple, as not acting like a retard!

Luckily, she wised up before doing something horrible to her body.
I just hope Reddit doesn't pull her back in.

 

[JULAY]

High school boys bully other boys who were perceived as being gay relentlessly, being called a "fag" and treated as pariah by the school body. They have to pretend to be straight in order to fit in and they can't really participate in typical high school stuff such as dating like straight teenagers can.

Yep, pretty much. There was one kid who was FLAMINGLY gay, literally everyone in high school knew this dude was gay before he did. Big into musical theater, played in the marching band, the lispiest fag voice you ever heard, super nice guy, but so very obviously gay. He used to mess around with girls (though I doubt he enjoyed doing so) and I remember hearing that he had gotten a blowjob from one of the band girls while she had an ice cube in her mouth.

I have no idea why you would want to get your dick sucked along with an ice cube, but whatever. So I asked him what he thought of the experience. He said he found it "soothing", which is something that no guy would ever say about getting his dick sucked by a woman, unless he was gay. Of course, he went off to college and immediately "found himself" and announced that he was gay. Like dude, we all knew you were gay 8 years ago, and you're just admitting this to yourself now?

Anyway, I'm glad that gay kids don't have it as bad now as they did 30 - 40 years ago, but the increase in acceptance opened the door for troonism of all kinds. Now you have kids who are just standard ass gay kids being told that they need to troon out or poon out immediately if they don't fit the standard stereotypes, and that if they don't, they'll join the 41%. What the fuck is wrong with our society that this has become an acceptable and even celebrated thing?

 

[Jacques1194]

So much gaslighting. There are receipts of trannies shaming gay men and lesbians for not being attracted to them.

No, gay men don't have an issue as long as you're not violating their boundaries.

Didn't we have another reddit thread posted here where these people were complaining about how most lesbians and gays don't want to date trannies? Now they're saying that those people are a vocal minority and most gays would gladly eat out a "man pussy"? Which is it? Also, I never seen these people post an actual study that claims this, but even if there was one it wouldn't even matter since "actions speak louder than words." because how many LGBs actually dated trannies?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Lying for attention is a female trait.

If that is true, then this is also the only female trait all troons have.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Tate, with TWO T’s

I am imagining the scene at Starbucks if she said this, the server writing down "Tatte" then the person calling it out being confused about how to pronounce it and shouting for "Tatter" to collect her drink please.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I am imagining the scene at Starbucks if she said this, the server writing down "Tatte" then the person calling it out being confused about how to pronounce it and shouting for "Tatter" to collect her drink please.

Nah, if an obvious pooner told me 'Tate with two tees' I'd write down "Katte".