Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SpookyObserver]

Here's a smattering of some of the other replies:

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More of the usual "if you leave the cult you'll be miserable" gaslighting.

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Or maybe she's just fucking normal? "A young woman attracted to a young man? Well she must be genderfluid or some other such made-up gender nonsense. There's no way she's just a normal fucking teenager, that couldn't possibly be!"

It seems that the concept of Occham's Razor is alien to these people.

Here we have a 17-year old girl saying that maybe she isn't actually a trans man because she enjoyed her date with a young man and thinks she wants to be his girlfriend (a totally normal thing for a young girl to feel).

Any sane human would be screaming at her that she should just go for it and let nature take its course- but unfortunately for her, she sought the advice of a cult that has a vested interest in keeping her as miserable as they are.

Lol theyre all about experimenting without judgement until its "oh you can do that, just be ready to suffer greatly, your life will be shit, the person you care about right now WILL leave you, and you'll come crawling back."

I understand warning people of what could happen in certain situations, but when it comes to this there is such an obvious motive it is sickening.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

The mirror finally rebels after being forced to witness Buffalo Bill's dance moves one too many times.

Surprise hairline reveal brought to you by gravity.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Of course, he then says that if he was a "real wahmen", he'd wear crop tops with open cleavage and thigh highs,. It's almost as if his idea of a woman comes from pornography and not actual women.

"If I was a cis woman I'd have no body hair!" LMAO, they really live in a fucking fantasy world.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Of course, he then says that if he was a "real wahmen", he'd wear crop tops with open cleavage and thigh highs,. It's almost as if his idea of a woman comes from pornography and not actual women.

I immediately noticed the shift from despair to 'mmm yes i want smooth sexy skin and to show off my tits and ass and become the goth girlfriend i never had.' I remember reading a long time ago that you can tell a lot about a person's character in their moments of crisis. Even in his darkest hour, you can see that he's not grasping for acceptance, but for the indulgence of a fetishistic fantasy. His own personal white whale.

In essence, he's saying 'I'm sad that I can't cum to my ugly manly body'.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I understand warning people of what could happen in certain situations, but when it comes to this there is such an obvious motive it is sickening.

These people find the very idea of an acolyte of the cult potentially finding happiness reprehensible, as it shakes the foundation of their own beliefs and calls into question their own decisions.

It's preferable that this girl ignore her biological callings and instead mutilate herself and irreparably change the trajectory of her life, rather than simply experiment with young men who she's attracted to and find out that she's just a normal teenager after all.

If this girl had an ounce of sense, she would proceed as her biological imperatives intend. However since she's asking for advice on Reddit, I doubt her capacity for sense.

 

[Cuckoman]

More of the usual "if you leave the cult, you'll be miserable" gaslighting.

That is probably similar to why they push SRS so hard.

They know that for many it is just a silly phase, but if you can get them to cut off their tits and install a rot-dog then
they will likely remain trans forever and never "betray" the cause.

 

[Savoie]

Technically not a social media L but I came across this at the thrift shop today.

A Dapper Boi manly jacket for heckin manly doods.

In the women's section.

Even the fucking Value Village tag misgenders it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

A Dapper Boi manly jacket for heckin manly doods.

It's in a thrift shop.
The woman who buys it will be shopping price not brand. Almost certainly not a pooner.
Is this hypothetical thrift shopper therefore also a transphobe?

 

[Savoie]

It's in a thrift shop.
The woman who buys it will be shopping price not brand. Almost certainly not a pooner.
Is this hypothetical thrift shopper therefore also a transphobe?

Yes. It's transphobia all the way down, baby.

I tried it on for Kiwi clout. Very gross cheap material, fit my cis scum lady body quite well though.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What triggered this latest “Harry Potter and JKR are evil and anyone still into it in 2024 are unrepentantly horrible people” rant?

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remember when jkr went full mask off and started acting evil and hp fans were like "ok we need to think carefully about the stuff we consume, how can we justify enjoying this series, how can we love it without supporting the author? should we try to separate art from artist or should we leave it be? isn't showing solidarity to trans folks more important? if we remain openly fans of this series will it show trans people we aren't safe or trustworthy?"

and then they decided that none of those questions really mattered and they continued to uncritically consume their stupid badly written children's books, and jkr has only gotten more nasty and hateful, and people only hate trans folks more, and now the answer to the last question is invariably YES. I don't trust any goddamn person who still loves Harry Potter in 2024 bc you've decided your nostalgia about a mediocre story written by a bigot is more valuable than the safety and wellbeing of trans people

Seeing Harry Potter fanart at a comic book convention

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I should add that some former hp fans did decide to abandon the series because of her and kudos to them! this post is more about the visceral feeling I had walking around a comic con this month and seeing people selling harry potter fanart along with trans and other lgbt pride stuff. like, noooo that's not gonna fly lmao

Shocker of shockers, OP is a pooner



Who wants to bet lil dood has a HP tat or house merch shamefully hidden in her cupboard like Harry himself?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

 

[Fapcop]

Technically not a social media L but I came across this at the thrift shop today.

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A Dapper Boi manly jacket for heckin manly doods.

In the women's section.

Even the fucking Value Village tag misgenders it.

You should have written “You’ll get there lil pooner!” On a piece of paper be put it in one of the pockets.

The lil’ dood who’ll buy it and find it will think she’s being gangstalked.

What triggered this latest “Harry Potter and JKR are evil and anyone still into it in 2024 are unrepentantly horrible people” rant?

I don’t know about you guys, but to me it’ll never not be funny how JKR went from celebrated turbo shitlib to nazi-tier outcast in like two years.

By the very same people she constantly tried to suck up to for the longest time with retarded “Did you know X character is GAY?!?” retcons.

JK was all in favor of all the gender nonsense, and likely still is. She isn’t some brave truthteller who changed her mind.

She just got out-crazied by everyone else, so that formerly obvious banalities like “Woman isn’t a feeling” or “sex difference is real” became wrongthink.

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

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They're really all porn-brained coomers, aren't they...? I joke about them not beating the allegations all the time, but they're really just all disgusting men, huh...

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

A Dapper Boi manly jacket for heckin manly doods.

In the women's section.

With a brand name like that, it's probably aimed at women who want more masculine clothes, but cut in a way that is flattering for a female figure. Some lesbos have been calling themselves "bois" long before Avril Lavigne or pooners.

 

[neverendingmidi]

With a brand name like that, it's probably aimed at women who want more masculine clothes, but cut in a way that is flattering for a female figure. Some lesbos have been calling themselves "bois" long before Avril Lavigne or pooners.

All the advertising on their site is pooners.

 

[Procrastinhater]

In this latest example of #thathappened, a troon claims that a pharmacist took a cue from the witch in Spirited Away and pulled a "your (dead)name belongs to me now"

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

What the fuck did I just read?

This totally true and factually accurate story is like an Outer Limits or a Twilight Zone episode. It's so fucking bizarre.

 

[Roland TB-303]

What the fuck did I just read?

This totally true and factually accurate story is like an Outer Limits or a Twilight Zone episode. It's so fucking bizarre.

All trannies are mentally ill by definition. The only difference is some want to rape your wife and some want to rape your daughter.

 

[Sean Andalou]

She just got out-crazied by everyone else ...

... in a community where that is quite common.

But most people aren't internationally famous children's authors with an adult fan base who aren't parents. So you don't hear about it as much.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I don't trust any goddamn person who still loves Harry Potter in 2024 bc you've decided your nostalgia about a mediocre story written by a bigot is more valuable than the safety and wellbeing of trans people

I would love to hear an explanation of how reading Harry Potter affects their wellbeing. Unless Jo Rowling is subsidising a troon death squad with the profits, she is doing nothing that directly affects trans women. They can have the public rape crisis centre, women can use Jo’s. I get why this hysterical rhetoric is used on the rest of us, but it seems they really believe it. How exhausting and stupid a way to live. Chalk that up as another L.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Delusional tranny asks himself why a dyke doesn't want to be with him.
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Of course, he then says that if he was a "real wahmen", he'd wear crop tops with open cleavage and thigh highs,. It's almost as if his idea of a woman comes from pornography and not actual women.
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If I was a girl I'd be pretty, I'd wear this and that and if I was a girl I'd have boobs and if I was a girl I would be hairless and
if if if if if
If...!
What line did that very famous poem end on again?
Oh yeah!
"YOU'LL BE A MAN, MY SON."

Lol someone with time on their hands today should write the r/MTF version of this

Spoiler: Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run—
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

Rereading it is actually fucking damning af..

You actually hardly even need to change many words.

'If you can keep your 'head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on Rumer;'
Kek