Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[NSA Intern]

Short kings rise and all that, but I might choose hanging over being a 4'11" manlet jeez.

They never dwarfmaxx either. No muscles, big beard, and tattoos. Its just a chubby faced 4'11 doe-eyed repulsive mess.

That's how you know they're not men. If any given man got to pick his size, he'd be hung like an ox. He wouldn't say "I don't need a large or medium...", he'd say "Give me the $5 footlong. I want to scare women when I jog down the street in grey sweatpants."

Its all fun and games until you've had multiple women turn you down because they don't know if you'll fit

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Its all fun and games until you've had multiple women turn you down because they don't know if you'll fit

Get you, speaking from experience and all that.

Pooners just show they have had zero interaction with actual dicks (or the men who own them) whenever they try being ‘Bois’. It’s all just a teenage fad, like trying to look like some pop star, only this time it’s not cone bras and tongue piercings it’s stupid fluffy haircuts and unnecessary surgery.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Trannies really think that women are just sex objects, but also that men are just sex crazed things that'll screw anything.

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men will fuck anything, corpses, animals, hot pockets, no one is outside the scope of male desire. except me. so any time a good thing happens to me, it lasts maybe 5 minutes before i remember i'm less interesting to men than a corpse, an animal, or a hot pocket.

Then there's this freak EmbarrassedDoubt4194 in that thread:


Who is apparently autistic/ADHD with a BMI of 33 and posts "memes" like this:

Spoiler: Gross coomer anime shit

And looks like this:


LOL it looks like troon Dani Marina from the munchie thread

 

[Aunt Carol]

How many 30-40 year old goths do you see these days? That is right, because it was just a phase and they grew out of it.
But, while you can grow out of a phase you can never grow-back titties that have been cut off.

Even if someone doesn't go as far as hormones or surgery, there's the lost face from declaring yourself no longer trans. Nobody was cheerleading goths and emos from the sidelines or passing legislation to enshrine mandatory asspats. Even with the contentious nature of teenage rebels, there wasn't the same amount of suicide-threatening in order to go see Manson as there is to demand new pronouns... and there weren't full-on professional adults standing behind a Hot Topic goth saying "she's totally gonna do it! buy the tickets or I'm calling CPS!"

Hopefully we're in the first stages of "trans" developing an accepted out, but right now it's the Roach Motel of subcultures, masquerading as a social justice movement.

'Theyfab' is a distinction without a difference in that regard, as 100% of people who claim to be 'non-binary' to any degree are only doing so because it's trendy

True, but it's catty, and catchy.

I hope more mainstream people start using it as they twig that it's the new flavor of MySpace bisexuals.

It's always curvy short women + 6'6" troons with giga chad jaws trooning out. This is well commented upon. It's a mystery.

They buried the needle so far it went the whole way around. It's like the Legend of Nuclear Gandhi.

 

[Vampirella]

Nobody was cheerleading goths and emos from the sidelines or passing legislation to enshrine mandatory asspats.

I demand that the government pay for my Doc Marten's, goth make up and black No. 1 hair dye or I'll 41%. I'm living my true self.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Can these people ever be pleased without them having a mental breakdown?

You can't even be coeruteous to them so that you at least don't appear transphobic, yet they overthink every minor interaction because of their own insecurity or paranoia. And if you just ignore them they'll pull the "it's as if I never existed in the first place" card

It isnt overthinking, this is exactly how you clock in a sociably acceptable way. Dont underestimate the backhandedness of female compliments. Hes reading the room right and its fucking funny.

 

[NSA Intern]

True, but it's catty, and catchy.

Googled it out of mild curiosity and the first result is a hundred comments of grade-A salt from redditors about it https://www.reddit.com/r/NonBinary/comments/yuyu86/i_learned_the_term_theyfab_and_have_been_in/

it hurt to realize that such a term existed. not that i don’t agree that i have such privilege, because i do, its just that i suppose it made me realize that to others i just look like a girl, and it hurts me to be aware of that.

The term "theyfab" makes me absolutely livid

I discovered the term “theyfab” a while back in some truscum/transmed discourse and it also made me sick to my stomach. It’s such disgusting language centered around erasing our identity and I fucking hate it.

Holy cow, I read the term ‘theyfab’ in your title and my body immediately twinged. That is some really fucking invalidating language. Who comes up with this bullshit?

But call her a theyfab and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[SpookyObserver]

I demand that the government pay for my Doc Marten's, goth make up and black No. 1 hair dye or I'll 41%. I'm living my true self.

Ermmm based. You only qualify after rigorous screening of your music streaming, you have to listen to goth/post-punk/cold wave for 2 years MINIMUM and be given a pamphlet detailing the possible risks (be called a faggot by mostly minorities) and benefits. Degothers who whine how you cant be goth if you arent ultra rainbow left are to be SILENCED.

 

[Aunt Carol]

it made me realize that to others i just look like a girl, and it hurts me to be aware of that.

SO CLOSE

Clearly "theyfab" hits a nerve. Everyone be sure to brief your boomers and shithead uncles; the holiday season is coming.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I’m gonna go in a tangent slightly but that’s why girls need Christianity. It’s about the beauty on the inside, and dismissing the surface-deep, material world.

I only slightly disagree befause some churches, denominations, and parents will emphasize to their women children they have to be good AND pretty to attract a man, which is a whole different can of worms where they pressure women who may not like men or may not want to only rely on a husband to have to focus their whole life on them. The base Christian message is good, the problem is finding the right Christian group and not the ones who will make the problem worse. If you can find the right ones in your area, then definitely. Go for that. Get that belonging, little enby.

Why is it always tiny girls who poon out? Knew one in high school who was 4'11 and like H cup tits. Never ever gonna pass.

>girl in high school with H cup tits
>get long unwarrented stares from males of her age and older
>get sexual harrassment
>get some girls her age calling her a whore or being jealous, others pity her
>this never used to happen before she had breast, must get rid of breast
>Don't care if pass just treat me before the horrible times

Does this help?

It's always curvy short women + 6'6" troons with giga chad jaws trooning out. This is well commented upon. It's a mystery.

Short women want to feel less vunerable to physical and sexual harrassment and attackers. Tall men want to have their mistakes forgiven like they were when they were kids and not seen as an inherent danger or scary and intimating because they suck at making friends/dates and are lonely. Both can be porn brains who have sexual erotic target location error and want to become the short moe waifu or the tall yaoi husbando of their dreams.

I think some of you guys only see the end product: this just won't fucking happen. They were born as is and need to figure out how to make peace with their body (and if you have back pain causing boobs get a reduction rather than removal for your own health). This is obvious to people who are not severly mentally stressing themselves out over these things or living in the fantasy computer world as much as possible. The men and women who troon and poon are ruled by their neurosis, they are not thinking clearly. The urge to change shape so you do! Not! Get! Hurt! Or! Yelled! At! Anymore! Is potent and strong in autistic and anxious people. And the urge to COOOOOOOOOOOM goes hard.

The last thing is that IIRC autistic men can have more Testosterone in them naturally making them extra man and raising sexual drive. Combine a tall man with chad jaw and a porn addiction from badly monitored and uncontrolled acess to porn and the brain might get the erotic target location error of autogynophila.

 

[Dr. Butt]

That has got to fuck with your head something viscous

phoneposter btfo by autocorrect once again

 

[stupid frog]

I don't even know what theyfab means.

 

[Vampirella]

I don't even know what theyfab means.

Theyfab is to the 2020s what bi was in the 90s. Just something for girls to call themselves so they feel special.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't even know what theyfab means.

Pun for female nonbinary person.
AFAB = "assigned female at birth."
"They/them" = nonbinary requested pronouns.
They-FAB. Theyfab. Rhymes.

 

[stupid frog]

Pun for female nonbinary person.
AFAB = "assigned female at birth."
"They/them" = nonbinary requested pronouns.
They-FAB. Theyfab. Rhymes.

Ohhhhh, I get it now. The fab part was alluding me.

 

[NSA Intern]

Then there's this freak EmbarrassedDoubt4194 in that thread:

One of my guilty pleasures is looking at the post histories of random redditors that catch my eye and amusing myself with whatever flavour of terrible they've made their life, and Roadrunner278 just below him is a specimen and a half
They're a depressed antisocial ausfailian TiM who for the past two months have made the same post day after day looking for a military man years younger than them to be sudden, deep friends as a replacement for the single friend they already have who's deployed (or, this may be cope of theirs as a post real early on stated they're not friends anymore), and repeatedly makes dating posts with disproportionately high requirements despite being so fucking ugly that multiple r/amiugly posters thought it was an anti-trans troll post.

Spoiler: Dating requirements

As the title says, trying to step into the dating world after just over a year.

I'm a postgrad doing International Relations, 6'1", S.E. Asian, and I write news articles on national security related topics (have written and had my first article on a China-Taiwan hypothetical conflict published by my main uni newspaper) where I hope I can secure a government job once I graduate or during my time in uni.

I also like playing a bit of video games like Project Zomboid, Re4 remake and American Truck Sim where I have a dedicated YT ASMR channel for relaxing sounds of truck driving.

Looking for athletic/lean/muscular guys between 18-22 who are transfem friendly. I do find U.S. country (Southern guys with the drawl/Midwestern), Baltic and Balkan guys (Central, Southeastern, Eastern Europe) attractive as a matter of preference.

May be open to dating US military guys since I've gotten a few messages of guys from the states.

If however you also happen to live in Brisbane regardless of my type in guys, that's a big bonus. I am only interested in guys between 18-22 however also.

Personality wise, I'm very affectionate and emotionally supportive, capacity to be very vulnerable to the right guy or around one or two close friends.

Any interested applicants, include 'orange' in your messages. No low effort messages please.

Spoiler: WALL OF FUCKING TEXT to find a friend (but [I]'NO PARTNERED PPL' [/I]allowed)

Disclaimer: Pls read my post as most people never seem to do. If you have nothing to contribute, don't bother replying. DO NOT Dm me if you're not military. "Hey", "What ur doing", lazy replies get ignored. Also I'm a transgirl, do not DM of you have problems with that or demand to know what I look like. I do not have the tolerance to act all kind if I get trashy, negative, snarky DMs or comments (that includes most of you guys who feel so pathetically offended so stay lonely and mad), or if you say you're not willing to reciprocate my level of friendship. DO NOT msg me if you just want casual chats, also if you're DrUnK or BoReD

Have a friend I used to talk to nearly everyday but has been hella busy in the marines which makes me feel depressed missing our regular 5-12 hour talks (7 hrs is the average) and I'd like someone I can enjoy vc with regularly (we still talk but not much) where time flies by we don't notice it until we do.

Share random thoughts, things/feelings bothering me, someone I could open up when things aren't going good for me, and feeling like I truly matter to a friend, by actions and not just hollow words. Not being mansplained, or dismissed outright when I tried reaching out to potential guys who fumble the ball so hard and are blind doing so which happened recently and I vented about it.

What kind of a wholesome guy friend am I looking for?

I'm looking for a guy in the marines who is emblematic of the positive traits of being one like my friend as he always tries to be a better person and values my opinions or feelings, encouraging me to be more outspoken around him. He takes his job seriously of being a leader to his junior marines and anyone under him, so hoping to find someone like him as a friend.

Understandably, he's alr stationed back to the mainland this week after being overseas.

I would love to feel important maybe now but regardless I'm trying to make friends as he's encouraging me to do it for myself since he knows how guarded I am. So I'm hoping I could be a priority to the right guy friend where I feel content and happy.

I also want to introduce any other US marine friends to him I make from here, since while I'm an introvert, I'm not antisocial. He can be a lil protective of me though hence, I'd want someone to happily introduce to him as I'm very reluctant to make friends outside of him. I wanna make him happy too with him seeing me being happy.

I'll reward you with being loyal in a friendship, make you an important person in my life, active efforts to voice call or message as long as I feel the effort is reciprocated, which I often experience over-investing myself more in a friendship with the wrong people.

You don't have to be super well adjusted to be friends with me if you fit the requirements as long as you don't act like an asshole (not something to brag about and which I don't find amusing) instead, are the type of guy friend that strives to be a better man trait wise every single day. Honor. Commitment and all the other core values like courage too.

What are my interests?

My interests are bingewatching tv shows/movies, and rewatching them sometime, sharing music. So I like someone who is receptive to that as I would share and show to him movies/tv shows I love to watch. Am watching 24 (tv show) and it's ridiculously addicting

If you're 18-25, feel free to DM me if you're only seriously interested as I'm looking for a long-term friendship. And if you know what BAMCIS is (explain it to me in depth and what each acronym means), please mention it so I'm able to know people who read my post. Also kindly state your MOS as non-military people who fail to read my post just lazily google bamcis and then DM me, with mos, acting as double verification you've read my post and fulfill all or most of the requirements.

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Dealbreakers: If you're not willing to d*scord voice call because you have social anxiety, too bad... we won't mesh. I'm tired of talking to people who don't understand the level of deep friendship I'm wanting to replicate.

NO PARTNERED PPL

Also open to people who work in other branches and in law enforcement which even if not the same, I can still make an exception.

Include "oranges" in your DMs so I can know you read my post and you fit the requirements I'm looking for.

As a few cherries on top, they created multiple dating subreddits in their area to help find a girlfriend-free-boy and got zero engagement, hate men despite wanting them, plus are deeply invested in american democrat success, despite again being ausfailian, and finally run a truck-game ASMR channel. What a catch for all the ausfags out there!

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Not showing his chad jaw, balding pate and brow ridge so big it has snow in the peaks, I see.

Because a frock and some tights make you a ‘girl’, and you useless fucking bitches better get used to it. Right?

These men say so much despite saying so little (it’s a trick pooners should learn).

 

[Cuckoman]

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That is wise.
Young women should avoid going out for drinks with sexual predators.

 

[AfghanBlue]

How many 30-40 year old goths do you see these days? That is right, because it was just a phase and they grew out of it.
But, while you can grow out of a phase you can never grow-back titties that have been cut off.

Plus you actually have some good memories from then.
Some old band teeshirts that you might restyle with some other stuff or wear as a pajama top or even just keep because they warm your heart.
CDs and shit for in the car if you're feeling nostalgic. Concert tickets and photos and good memories of being young and dumb and sociable and all the music and parties and fashion and bands and lore and books you were so interested in.

What the fuck will be left to reflect on, of the big cultural movement that these kids dedicated so much time to?
Big night on the Discord?

Instead of getting tagged in a picture by your old mate of you all at Ozzfest in 2001 or some shit, you'll get an anonymous text blackmailing you of pictures with a giant dildo shoved up your arse and pedo role play chat logs.

The "woman clothe" zero quality amazon dresses you've bust the seams out aren't worth having now, let keeping or treasuring or making any memories in. You don't have a good memory of buying it on this specific day out with your friends where you then did this, and went here..
It's all just click click on amazon. Everything mass produced and delivered.

There is no music, no events,

Best they got? Maybe they'll look back on an anime series fondly and the Blahaj will go the distance, if it doesn't get a hole fucked in it and thrown out in shame (because it stinks)

Every "hero" they have gets outed as a fucking child groomer in a constantly repeating cycle that gets quicker every time it happens, now we're at less than a year.
Everything gets deleted when people either DFE or their precious accounts get banned because they can't help themsleves be disgusting, so no keeping even "digital memories" for those who care for them (and they do, as we saw from the freak out about the pedo guy getting banned on tumblr for death threatening the CEO.)

Everything they associate with is stolen from others then utterly poisoned to everyone else and then themselevs, and like locusts they move on, leaving everything utterly destroyed both physically and irl.

No varsity jacket or cool retro skateboard or equipment, or skills to pass down to your own kids.
There will be no nice memories of this utterly, utterly misspent youth-
Something which even the most misguided and risk-taking of us have, despite all else, of our teenage years.

There won't even be the handful of teenage pregnancies.

I can tell you now, that even though my earlobe which i expanded has by the majority gone back to where it is, the ever so slight stretch on it that makes wearing heavy dangly earrings a tiny bit shit, in that one ear hole - though faint-is a regular irritation.
I regret smoking so much cannabis and wasting away energy and good health and focus over a portion of my teens. The time it wasted mainly.

I can't even begin to imagine the level of self resentment that will come along with the surgeries and drugs these fuckers are on.