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Pooner asks everyone how to tell people she's actually a man. More proof the word 'stealth's meaning has evolved. No_Breakfast_5625
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how do you tell someone you’re a guy in a casual way
I’m fully stealth to most people except family, yet people sometimes misgender me usually when i’m out with friends (ex. teachers, classmates, customer service). How the fuck does one tell people while not sounding defensive.

Yesterday, I raised my hand and went “uhh im a guy” got some weird looks. I’m probably overthinking, but is there a way that’s more normal lmao.

thanks!

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if you can make a genuine laugh like "hah, that's funny you called me that cause I'm a guy", usually how cis guys tend to respond in my experience, but can be difficult to make it feel unforced

though tbh the way you responded also works just as well, and most of the time people are too busy doing other things to pay attention in class (I say like just "not-overthinking" is as easy as that.....)

it's really just practice I think

i've been stealth for some time now, to the point where i forget i'm not cis on occasion, and my go-to at work or in public is usually an awkward laugh and "i'm a dude.", whereas my go-to if someone's flirting w/ me it's a deadpanned "i have a dick.", which... is a lie, but it's not like i'm going to sleep with them, so it's not really a big deal lmao. nothing wrong with the way you said it, imo. you were frank, didn't go over the top, doesn't sound like you were too forceful, in my experience most cis guys just give it a weird look, awkward laugh, and/or just flatly state they're a dude. if you wanna stay stealth, saying you're a dude is usually better than saying you go by he/him pronouns, at least in the south. probably safer to use the pronoun card if you're out or in... not the south.

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I wear a pronoun pin so I don’t have to tell people.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Yesterday, I raised my hand and went “uhh im a guy” got some weird looks.

Even in writing I can hear the Mean Girls accent.

 

[Procopius]

Little lady wants a packer. But not too small or too big.
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Following that thread lead me to this review of Gramma's sausage packers. Pooners playing with silicone dicks is never not funny. Especially hand poured, hand painted ones.

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My favourite comment

Gramma's Sausage is probably the best feeling, most ideal packer for me personally. But for me, it started ripping and the silicone started oozing out. They suggested a silicone repair kit but the packer was already so expensive that I couldn't justify the cost. It's good to see that it didn't happen with yours, but they didn't seem to act like mine was defective. I wonder if the Frank that I got just has a faulty design making it prone to ripping. I'm not sure I can risk buying another to find out.

 

[Fapcop]

PISS SOAKED POONER NEEDS MILKING ADVICE! “GUSHING FEELING” EVERY TIME SHE SITS DOWN:



Guys, could anyone help this young lady out with some tips?

 

[Chemex]

Claiming to be 'non-binary' is the easiest way to gain access to the LGHDTV club as you don't have to commit to being gay, chopping off healthy tissue, dressing differently, taking cross-sex hormones or really doing anything at all besides just claiming that you are non-binary. There are no physical markers for it, no genetic indicators, no behavioural signifiers- the only evidence that could ever possibly exist that someone is non-binary is that they once said they are.

That is why it's so popular among those who crave validation, attention and unearned clout. Which, I suppose, is a very long-winded way of saying "you're absolutely right".

I can't believe I'm defending these freaks, but some nonbinaries did get their chopped off, along with taking HRT. It does make things easier either way, since they don't have to go all the way to reinforce their own view of "girly things and boyish things to do".

Pooner asks everyone how to tell people she's actually a man. More proof the word 'stealth's meaning has evolved. No_Breakfast_5625
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Considering language does evolve over time, I really do hope in the future stealth won't have the meaning of "as long as you don't tell people, people will perceive you as you want them to, even if it's obvious!"
I worry since those young people are supposed to be our replacement in the future. That is, as long as they don't 41% themselves instead.

PISS SOAKED POONER NEEDS MILKING ADVICE! “GUSHING FEELING” EVERY TIME SHE SITS DOWN:

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Guys, could anyone help this young lady out with some tips?

Even men with urinary retention issue usually don't go that far. Truly telling of how fucked up this whole thing is.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

This one gave me a chuckle. Calling a suicide hotline over a "thanks man" is a whole new level.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Following that thread lead me to this review of Gramma's sausage packers. Pooners playing with silicone dicks is never not funny. Especially hand poured, hand painted ones.

Why on Earth do they have to be completely anatomically accurate and detailed? Surely the point of a 'packer' is to just give the impression of a bulge, an effect that could be achieved with some rolled-up socks?

Do people seriously go around wearing these things? I can't even begin to imagine how uncomfortable that is. The chafing, the sweating, the smell. And for what? You can't piss through it, you can't fuck with it, it's just a floppy piece of silicone. Pooners presumably have to remove them and set them to one side when they go for a manly sit-down piss, so what's the fucking point?

 

[Roland TB-303]

Why on Earth do they have to be completely anatomically accurate and detailed? Surely the point of a 'packer' is to just give the impression of a bulge, an effect that could be achieved with some rolled-up socks?

Do people seriously go around wearing these things? I can't even begin to imagine how uncomfortable that is. The chaffing, the sweating, the smell. And for what? You can't piss through it, you can't fuck with it, it's just a floppy piece of silicone. Pooners presumably have to remove them and set them to one side when they go for a manly sit-down piss, so what's the fucking point?

It’s called gender affirming care bigot, educate yourself.

 

[Fapcop]

Why on Earth do they have to be completely anatomically accurate and detailed? Surely the point of a 'packer' is to just give the impression of a bulge, an effect that could be achieved with some rolled-up socks?

Do people seriously go around wearing these things? I can't even begin to imagine how uncomfortable that is. The chaffing, the sweating, the smell. And for what? You can't piss through it, you can't fuck with it, it's just a floppy piece of silicone. Pooners presumably have to remove them and set them to one side when they go for a manly sit-down piss, so what's the fucking point?

They’re women. Men tend to be more factual and visual, women tend to be more emotional and cerebral.

Troon wears short skirt and programmer socks, everyone sees he’s a woman.

Pooner needs to wear a weird, anatomically correct packer that nobody sees, because it’s all in her head. She needs to “feel” male and despite nobody seeing her packer, SHE sees it.

Notice how rare fake breasts are with troons, whereas packers are basically in the pooner starter pack.

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This one gave me a chuckle. Calling a suicide hotline over a "thanks man" is a whole new level.

I like how he never considers that no woman ever would compliment a guys mortal combat shorts. Lol!

Way to out yourself dude!

“Gramma's Sausage is probably the best feeling, most ideal packer for me personally. But for me, it started ripping and the silicone started oozing out. They suggested a silicone repair kit but the packer was already so expensive that I couldn't justify the cost.”

Lololol…

Behold the humble pooner!

The mighty troon would roar and complain and harass them until he had gotten a replacement product AND an apology.

The lil dood? Undoubtedly writes them a polite message, praising their product to the skies, tells them a personal poon-story, apologizes for making problems, but “eh… Well, ok so I don’t want to cause trouble, teehee, and it’s probably NOT your fault at all, but well… It ripped and started oozing? Not that it’s a problem, but…”

Gets told to pay up MORE money to fix their faulty shit. Apologizes for wasting their time.

 

[Cuckoman]

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This one gave me a chuckle. Calling a suicide hotline over a "thanks man" is a whole new level.

When the hotline is full they should auto transfer to a different hotline to address the issues. Like, tranny hotline is full so the call gets auto transfered to the MAID hotline.

 

[Sloth Commander]

Following that thread lead me to this review of Gramma's sausage packers. Pooners playing with silicone dicks is never not funny. Especially hand poured, hand painted ones.

Spoiler: Local copy

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My favourite comment

$200! Damn they're fleecing these brave lil guys. I love that for them.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I bet she means visual novels, which don't seem popular with guys mainstream.

Porn VNs have 99% male audience.

 

[glass_houses]

I think you are thinking of Dramatical Murder. It was very popular on tumblr because the main blue hair character was very feminine being chased by multiple men. It was written like a classic Ao3 fanfic. A LOT of TIFs fell in love with it. Almost every person I knew that liked DMMD is now a TIF or NB gender special.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1481080/DRAMAtical_Murder/

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This is supposed to be a man. This is what TIFs think is “T-boy coded”

Absolutely not. This is game is only a few years old.

The game I was talking about is Absolute Obedience. It was released in Japan in 2005, received a lot of attention from fansubbers, and got an official English release in 2006.



I just traumatised myself all over again trying to find it.

 

[Procopius]

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This one gave me a chuckle. Calling a suicide hotline over a "thanks man" is a whole new level.

The fact that it's always busy made me laugh more than it should.

$200! Damn they're fleecing these brave lil guys. I love that for them.

If you want the little option, the "andoilette" only costs $150. Plus there's a range of add-ons at $100 each to bump that up. Does she know that andouilles are french sausages made from pig arseholes? Anyway, here's a review opening with a very masculine apology for it being covered in cat hair.

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Or for the deluxe model, how about the Morme Original Stroker with "retractable foreskin" although to get the foreskin to retract you have to "warm it up a bit." "sit on it a bit maybe" to melt the coconut oil inside. It also has a little tiny hole at the other end that fits against her "peener" and provides suction when she's "jackin off". They come with different sized holes too to suit the bigger doods. Would sir like 12mm, 16mm or 20mm?

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And for that full inflated/deflated experience try the Peecock Gen5, with removable stuffing, enabling full customisation. A mere $250 and guaranteed that the paint wont wear off. The removal stiffener to turn it into a sex toy is hinged "like Barbie's leg" to give an instant erection. Even weirder is the $40 ejaculation rod complete with little hole so you can inject a mixture of corn starch and water. Squeeze hard at the right moment and instant orgasm. "The visual made me cry. It changed my life forever"

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Here's her full video list if you want more https://www.youtube.com/@uppercaseCHASE1/videos

 

[Solid Snek]

So I was super relieved when I learned about Pathological Demand Avoidance bc a ton made sense after but

I’m slowly getting more and more frustrated because I struggle to keep it in check (I handle all of my autistic traits via self taught regulation). It was to the point where a former coworker who knew I dealt with PDA learned she could use it to reverse-psychology me into not drinking two energy drinks a day. Super helpful, but super frustrating because I knew what she was doing and it still worked.

A little late, but... what the hell is PDA?

Is she saying that her coworker was ASKING HER to do something, and the fact that she was being asked to do something is proof of some nefarious conspiracy theory, because of course she won't do what you ask her to do?

 

[NSA Intern]

Anyway, here's a review opening with a very masculine apology for it being covered in cat hair.

I don't know what exactly separates deep manly rumbling from vocal fry but 'Chase' has a lot of the latter and none of the former. It annoys me on a visceral level and if I try to watch that again I might be Mad at the Internet.

 

[Xev]

PISS SOAKED POONER NEEDS MILKING ADVICE! “GUSHING FEELING” EVERY TIME SHE SITS DOWN:

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Guys, could anyone help this young lady out with some tips?

Bro no. Just no. It's no wonder why these people kill themselves after these surgeries. Could you imagine having to literally squeeze the excess piss out of your balls every time you pee? There is not an emoji islamic enough for any of this body horror.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Pun for female nonbinary person.
AFAB = "assigned female at birth."
"They/them" = nonbinary requested pronouns.
They-FAB. Theyfab. Rhymes.

Also, one could look at it as a pun on kayfab, the whole "pretend to be their characters thing" pro wrestlers do.

So a double insult.

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

A little late, but... what the hell is PDA?

Is she saying that her coworker was ASKING HER to do something, and the fact that she was being asked to do something is proof of some nefarious conspiracy theory, because of course she won't do what you ask her to do?

It's a refusal of doing what you're told to do to an extreme degree.
In OP's mind, her coworker used her disability against her to make her stop chugging energy drinks.

This is one of those 'tism traits that people use to justify being assholes. OP is stinky, filthy, has bad back, makes bad financial decisions, has a plethora of bad habits and will purposefully not fix them if you point them out to her because she's a brat.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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This one gave me a chuckle. Calling a suicide hotline over a "thanks man" is a whole new level.

Here's one of the more amusing replies:



I can promise you, with complete certainty, that no well-adjusted 'cis' person has ever been or will ever be hurt by being misgendered. They might be a bit confused, they might think you're some sort of retard, but offended? Not a fucking chance.

You could argue there's some super butch women out there who might get a bit pissed off if someone thought they were a man, but how often does that happen sincerely? The ugliest woman on the planet is still more feminine and more obviously a woman than all troons.

Trannies get so upset when they get 'misgendered' because it's true and they know it's true. If you called a 'cis' man a woman, he'd laugh at you and call you a dumbass because you're wrong. If you pointed out that a man who was pretending to be a woman was a man, you'd be correct and he knows you're seeing through his ruse. It's a completely different dynamic.