Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[stupid frog]

Imagine paying for a dick named GRANDMA'S SAUSAGE

 

[Muskcarpone]

I can't even begin to imagine the level of self resentment that will come along with the surgeries and drugs these fuckers are on.

Being stupid, idealistic and hedonistic while believing you know better than your elders is the eternal prerogative of youth. Unfortunately these days, there are lots of older people around who actively encourage young people to take these follies to the extremes and do irreparable damage to themselves.

Maybe many of these middle aged people support child and teenage mutilation due to a subconscious envy of their youth... It is all so diabolical, it is hard to find more positive explanations.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Do people seriously go around wearing these things? I can't even begin to imagine how uncomfortable that is. The chafing, the sweating, the smell. And for what? You can't piss through it, you can't fuck with it, it's just a floppy piece of silicone. Pooners presumably have to remove them and set them to one side when they go for a manly sit-down piss, so what's the fucking point?

Do you know of people with lucky pieces of clothing? Sports people usually have rituals or a particular item they wear to have a good practice or game day. It's just another form of magical thinking, people buying and wearing talismans for a new age. That and there's likely enough that get off on it.

 

[the inconfident]

If you want the little option, the "andoilette" only costs $150. Plus there's a range of add-ons at $100 each to bump that up. Does she know that andouilles are french sausages made from pig arseholes? Anyway, here's a review opening with a very masculine apology for it being covered in cat hair.

On a side note, but it makes me really mad that youtube censor people from saying whatever, but pooners can put cocks and sex toys on their thumbnails.

I like how he never considers that no woman ever would compliment a guys mortal combat shorts. Lol!

And this! Especially considering that no woman would ever compliment a guy while alone somewhere. Much less a Mortal Kombat shorts.
This unlocked a new disgust which is the feeling of being analysed by a tranny. Ugh.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

$200! Damn they're fleecing these brave lil guys. I love that for them.

Is it bad that I want one? It looks squishy and pleasant to touch, I want to hold one in my hand.

 

[NSA Intern]

s it bad that I want one?

Yes.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Is it bad that I want one? It looks squishy and pleasant to touch, I want to hold one in my hand.

You'd be giving your hard-earned money to a Pooner or Pooner-supporter somewhere.

If you absolutely must, go the extra-mile and offer to pay an extra $100 if they make it Harry Potter-themed.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[TV's Adam West]

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That's proof a tranny wrote this. No man would read to get sexual gratification, that's a damn near exclusively woman behavior.

 

[revisionist]

Pooner heartbroken over wife's coming out as a lesbian

Spoiler

My wife just came out as a lesbian and im heartbroken

So yeah, my wife of 2 years came out as a lesbian a couple days ago. Im struggling hard bc we were perfectly fine before she left for a month long deployment (shes active duty military).

When she came back, she told me that she realized she is a lesbian and cant love me the way i love her.
The thing is, i kinda already knew bc she never wanted to have sex with me and wasnt very intimate. I asked her so many times if she thinks she was a lesbian and she always told me no and that she loves me, her husband... im just so sad and im struggling mentally bc we were fine and then she just cuts me out and is now all cold and distant.

What also hurts is that when i used to identify as a lesbian, i would hear "i'd date you if you were a guy" or something along those lines from girls and it would hurt.
Now that im a trans man, i was told "it would be different if you were a girl" "i wish you stayed a girl". This shits traumatizing man.

WHY DO THEY HATES UWU
Part 4500:

"You don't get to decide you don't want to associate with trans people"

Spoiler

Our comfort IS more important than theirs

Transphobic people do not deserve to feel comfortable. It is not a two way street. We deserve to feel comfortable and they don't. I'm so tired of seeing the same pathetic argument. You don't get to decide you don't want to associate with trans people. It's hateful and not worthy of equating with ANYTHING we go through. The day we get to decide that we only see trans people all day is the day you get to decide your child will never see one.

Edit: This only extends to transphobic people that argue we should accommodate their comfort by not using our proper restrooms, existing around their kids, etc. Not just cis people.

So basically, material reality is once more discarded to favour a sexual fetish, by ignoring the ubiquitous reality of male on female violence and thus the prevention of such violence is the worst act of prevarication that can be inflicted on a twans wombyn.

Who cares if the random cis privileged female gets SAd or perhaps someone leading an LGBTQ organisation is found torturing and assaulting a disable child or a fucking tranny niggers bludgeons to death a female ( to get then moved to a women's prison obviously )?

Shit happens, am I right babe?

Of course the comments are exactly what'd you expect, bitter incels ugly fucks hating on everyone.

Edited for grammar I'm ESOL

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I can promise you, with complete certainty, that no well-adjusted 'cis' person has ever been or will ever be hurt by being misgendered

There's this semi-indie movie about the director's own history with a father who trooned out at plus fourty. Everyone is respectful towards "her" but gets misgendered a lot out of habit and he simply goes "it's actually (name) now". That's it. I imagine any of the troons I've met in the same setting and they'd flip their shit. And then I just ask myself.. What kind of person would actually get physical and loud like a little kid? Few, very immature socially crippled tards.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Do you know of people with lucky pieces of clothing? Sports people usually have rituals or a particular item they wear to have a good practice or game day. It's just another form of magical thinking, people buying and wearing talismans for a new age. That and there's likely enough that get off on it.

Gender scapular.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

make peace with their body (and if you have back pain causing boobs get a reduction rather than removal for your own health)

For Pooner No. 2 (the blocky, heavy ones, as compared to Pooner No. 1, the fragile waif-like ones), 95% of the time basic weightloss to a near-normal/healthy weight would change their lives - not just for any back pain from heavy* boobs, but for all manner of self esteem, of sense of physical composure and strength, peace, and physical and psychological comfort.

*high weight tends to mean relatively larger breasts, comparing one person at a healthy weight vs the same person obese, especially after they bind them to pendulous oblivion.

I reluctantly get that it's a thing for some women to want to hide their breasts, but I think some of these bigger pooners (esp hetero ones) want to hide their whole bodies - not so much from lechery, but from judgment and rejection. Because even today it's not that fashionable or deemed that attractive (esp for middle-class white girls in suburbs) to be overweight - even moreso if their natural base shape isn't ideally proportioned or classically "feminine." They get their tits lopped off and lean into a beer-gutted stocky guy look and think ah, that's what was wrong, and now I'm the man I always was (and can eat and not exercise and be fat bc I'm a man and it's okay for men to be chunky).

I can't even begin to imagine the level of self resentment that will come along with the surgeries and drugs these fuckers are on.

This was a great analysis, and something I hadn't thought about. They're spending their youth in total, homebound (in large part) self-absorption and inanity. And though self-absorption is a hallmark of youth, it's devolved so far that these folks just discord and vidya and buy clothes and coom. No interests, no richness in their lives, no real experiences. Everything is a step (or 12) removed from the world. And they just keep doubling down, which is always a spiral down, bouncing sludging like low-energy atoms into Van der Waals interactions.** ...and because those bonds to others, both specifically and generally, are so weak, it's no wonder they are so fragile personally and so drama-prone - everything is constantly breaking apart, and they have no inherent strength, energy, or stability. Nature is a series of repeating patterns.

**Van der Waals interactions occur when adjacent atoms come close enough that their outer electron clouds just barely touch. It is the weakest of all molecular bonds. Absent some other force, the connection moves to repulsion rather than attraction, lol. From wiki:

In molecular physics and chemistry, the van der Waals force (sometimes van de Waals' force) is a distance-dependent interaction between atoms or molecules. Unlike ionic or covalent bonds, these attractions do not result from a chemical electronic bond;[2] they are comparatively weak and therefore more susceptible to disturbance. The van der Waals force quickly vanishes at longer distances between interacting molecules.

If no other force is present, the distance between atoms at which the force becomes repulsive rather than attractive as the atoms approach one another is called the van der Waals contact distance; this phenomenon results from the mutual repulsion between the atoms' electron clouds.[3]

 

[Procopius]

Imagine paying for a dick named GRANDMA'S SAUSAGE

Personally I find "Pig's arsehole" to be a weirder name, but there's a bit of stiff (oooh, matron) competition among these companies to come up with the weirdest name.

How about a fake weenie called Pepperencino. Yup, it really exists. A mere $395, or $520 if you want it with hair, to get a product that looks like it was designed in the Jim Henson workshop.

Or maybe you think that's just not big enough. What you need is Zeus, that comes with a price tag to match its god-like dimensions. $495, $630 with hair.

Or if you're thinking that maybe all these are just a little bit out of your budget, try the Aliexpress ripoff, Monsieur Wiggle. Yours for a mere $49, and by the way our little pooner rolls it around her face, also great for your complexion.

Or if only the real thing is good enough for you, she also reviews quite a few of that old butt of a million jokes, the penis pump. Because, hey, doesn't every true and honest man have a shelf full of them.

Spoiler: Local Copy

 

[kiwirevolving]

You don't get to decide you don't want to associate with trans people.

says who?

these people are such control freaks that I don't even want to imagine what they'd do if they had any power. but right now the highest position of power they can have is being a reddit or discord moderator

 

[Paper Machete]

Packers are to pooners what silicone breast molds are to troons. A fetish sex toy. And you can't change my mind. Pooners are less overt about it because female but I don't know how anyone can watch those videos and not notice it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's how you know they're not men. If any given man got to pick his size, he'd be hung like an ox. He wouldn't say "I don't need a large or medium...", he'd say "Give me the $5 footlong. I want to scare women when I jog down the street in grey sweatpants."

There is such a thing as too big though. I'm not sure I'd want a dick the size of Big John Holmes. It might be funny for a day but I imagine the novelty would wear off.
That said its better than being a dicklet, though I'll never understand Pooners with their coke can rot dogs.

for the deluxe model

How many fake dicks does this bitch have lol?
Why does she have a nigger dick?
Does she just collect them?

The incredibly feminine mannerisms and the obliviousness to her disgusting lack of hygeine with the repeated complaints about cat hair all over her fake dicks makes this comedy gold.

I could have happily gone the rest of my life without learning of the existence of "strokers" however.
Jesus Wept.

 

[Vampirella]

I'll never understand Pooners with their coke can rot dogs.

It's porn, just like troons getting triple g boob jobs or whatever. They're all the same.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Why does she have a nigger dick?

Cultural appropriation of something equally racist no doubt.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Or if you're thinking that maybe all these are just a little bit out of your budget, try the Aliexpress ripoff, Monsieur Wiggle. Yours for a mere $49, and by the way our little pooner rolls it around her face, also great for your complexion.

Or if only the real thing is good enough for you, she also reviews quite a few of that old butt of a million jokes, the penis pump. Because, hey, doesn't every true and honest man have a shelf full of them.

Is there any better or funnier use of the 'Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power' meme than describing a bunch of young women gluing $200 pretend penises to themselves so that they can have a make-believe bulge, in order to trick other people into thinking that they're true & honest d00ds? If there is, I'm yet to see it. Everything about this is just fucking pathetic.