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[NSA Intern]

Most pooner's are just feminist who hate men because they think oppressors.
Also noticed how they use the term cis to separate actual men from themselves as to seem like one of the good ones even though trans men are suppose to be men.
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I swear the reddit avatar feature is some form of digital physiognomy

 

[Free the Pedos]

A little late, but... what the hell is PDA?

Pathological Demand Avoidance is a real subtype of autism, but people who have it usually lack awareness of the fact, and you can’t trick someone with PDA into doing what you want with reverse psychology. It’s just more of these fakers amassing real diagnoses to support their shitty behavior at the expense of real sufferers.

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Reading erotica is the most fem brained activity there is. I love examples of how troons are even more like their birth gender than “cis” people.

 

[Cock-Eyed Squid]

It's porn, just like troons getting triple g boob jobs or whatever. They're all the same.

While most pooners tend to want penises sizes much larger than the average guy, the huge coke can size rotdogs are actually because they need massive amounts of blood flow to ensure they don't fall off during healing and you're supposed to later get another surgery to 'debulk' it. It's like a subscription scheme where you need to get at least get 5 surgeries to get the full deal.
Of course, most people can't handle getting back-to-back surgeries butchering their genitals so a lot of these pooners end up with those coke can rot dogs which can't even penetrate their girlfriends without causing massive pain.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

to ensure they don't fall off during healing and you're supposed to later get another surgery to 'debulk' it. It's like a subscription scheme where you need to get at least get 5 surgeries to get the full deal.

I wouldn't be surprised if the butchers don't need to make giant rotdogs but chose to do it because that means they can charge tens of thousands of dollars for every debulking visit.

 

[SpookyObserver]

I wouldn't be surprised if the butchers don't need to make giant rotdogs but chose to do it because that means they can charge tens of thousands of dollars for every debulking visit.

Or they do have to and youre left to choose between a parody or losing it all when it decays. Either way points to freak of nature!

 

[Fapcop]

I shared this with Ms LateNightMuffin, who responded, "That poor wife needs to run away as fast as she can."

Which one of them?

It’s really mind boggling how keen some of them are to just ruin their lives.

A lesbian couple, but one of them decides she’s a true and honest lil’ dood. And the other lesbian of course coddles her and affirms her delusions to the point where she wants to break up because “she wants a lesbian”.

YOURE BOTH FUCKING LESBIAN WOMEN, QUIT PLAYING RETARD GAMES!

This is the last one I watched, the point I realised that I would put my fist through my monitor if I carried on. She is particularly irritating, but to answer your question the whole video is filmed in front of a shelf where all the rejects are left to amuse themselves.

Spoiler: Local Copy

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Her partner seems to be another pooner (so a pair of old-fashioned butch lezzas in most people's eyes) but she only appears in videos accompanied by "step mum" and I've no wish to watch a couple of porn-addled lesbians doing their best Sid James impersonations to see if she's equally irritating.

(edit) Although if anyone wants to take one for the team, I'm in particular avoiding My Co-Worker bought my anal beads

TLDR: She put a set of used anal beads on Craigslist, as you do, and claimed to get 57 email responses.

Now here’s the funny part.

A whole bunch of the emails went “Does the woman come with the anal beads”, and the lil’ pooner expounds on how WEIRD it is that they assumed it was a woman selling them. “It must have been been because they were PURPLE!” (You know, instead of a manly black?!?)

It never crosses the Lil pooners mind that anal beads are usually a sex toy for women. Which is why they assumed it was a woman selling them, which turned out to be true.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her partner seems to be another pooner (so a pair of old-fashioned butch lezzas in most people's eyes)

More likely fujos forced into t4t imagining their yaoi husbandos while sitting on each other's manly plastic cocks.

 

[stupid frog]

This is the last one I watched, the point I realised that I would put my fist through my monitor if I carried on. She is particularly irritating, but to answer your question the whole video is filmed in front of a shelf where all the rejects are left to amuse themselves.

Spoiler: Local Copy

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Her partner seems to be another pooner (so a pair of old-fashioned butch lezzas in most people's eyes) but she only appears in videos accompanied by "step mum" and I've no wish to watch a couple of porn-addled lesbians doing their best Sid James impersonations to see if she's equally irritating.

(edit) Although if anyone wants to take one for the team, I'm in particular avoiding My Co-Worker bought my anal beads

Don't waste time watching this, she doesn't even show her "teeny weenie". "Do you really think I'm gonna put my genitals on Youtube?" BITCH LOOK AT THE SHELF BEHIND YOU LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO

Obviously, it fits in her hand like a baby animal. And that's how she treats it. Utterly bizarre.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I wonder what really happened?

Reddit -- Archive

I recently got top surgery and pass in public but because of it my friends who are all earlier on in their transition dont really talk to me anymore?? Suddenly they think i didn't have to deal with the transphobia and homophobia of when i didn't pass and im just a cis het guy who they dont want to talk to??? Like im same person as before and the only difference is i pass and suddenly im not queer enough or smth to be their friends??? So to the other trans guys who pass, how did your friendships change when that happened? How did you deal with suddenly not being seen a safe queer person? Did you loose friends etc?

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Aren’t the vast majority of enbies just girls who stopped trying? Like they saw the beauty standards of Hollywood, Instagram, and the effect porn has on everything, said “Fuck it I quit.” and just folded their hand?

With gorgeous women everywhere, not just tv and magazines but computer and in your pocket, it makes sense some women would feel just, desolated by it all. And give into despair and tear off their teams jersey and walk off the field.

I’m gonna go in a tangent slightly but that’s why girls need Christianity. It’s about the beauty on the inside, and dismissing the surface-deep, material world.

Yes, but there's so much more. It's inherently tied to self-esteem, people you choose to surround yourself with, and so on, because let's be real, shopped people we see aren't "gorgeous women" but objectified female forms. Neither sane men nor sane women would find them as valid expressions of beauty regardless of taste, but unfortunately we live in a world where pretty much everyone's mind is poisoned by this imagery.

Honestly, they would benefit of any kind of non-destructive spirituality, or at least decent therapy. Both are hard to get though. I will sound like a doomer here, although I'm not, but most people are vain, and those that aren't are still tempted to fit in, and nothing in particular will save them, especially in our day and age when vanity is actively promoted and cherished. Everywhere, regardless of the group. I've seen quite a few of "Christian" women who reidentified and became all these #tradwife #christianfemininity #cottagecore cunts who just pathetically emulate and incorporate shallow religious stereotypes or blind follow of random ideas from the scripture taken out of context in these really retarded, vain ways. "Dressing properly", "acting properly", when they all just try to check all the boxes for yet another subculture, and everything they do lacks any substance.

Because it's all for the looks and stereotypes and "bargaining". That's how narcissistic people in general operate, not just spiritually, but in general. They "bargain", try to solve the puzzle of what's a valid "exchange" for human connection, failing to recognize that true depth is unseen to the eye. Enbies are all like this. My gendie ex-friend "bargained" with me and other people, expecting that it's some specific external deeds or behaviors that earn you closeness, friendship, and maybe something supernatural too. She couldn't understand how to "solve the puzzle", all while circulating those typical tumblr posts about how what you think or feel doesn't matter, only your actions do. (I don't know if these people are aware that it's easy to sense negativity behind a seemingly good deed, maybe they are truly autistic, but I doubt it: it's utter denial that the inner world matters, it's lack of volition, it's addiction to your own narcissism.)

Ego, or if you want to get religious, pride, is hard to conquer. Genderism is all about feeding the ego/descending into pride. That's why, unfortunately, so many ex-poons are vain, stereotypical and overall are the same people as when they were when genderism was their idol of choice. Just dressing differently and performing a little bit different actions. It's all about surface looks.

Pooner needs to wear a weird, anatomically correct packer that nobody sees, because it’s all in her head. She needs to “feel” male and despite nobody seeing her packer, SHE sees it.

The irony... This type of thinking is the most poisonous type of socially constructed femininity. Literally the most extreme "femininity" one can think of. The internalized voyeur and all that. No different from extreme bimbos, and speaking of what I said above about vanity, the aesthetics and behavior may be different, but it's an illusion. The substance is still the same.

 

[BerserkKing99]

Most pooner's are just feminist who hate men because they think their oppressors.
Also noticed how they use the term cis to separate actual men from themselves as to seem like one of the good ones even though trans men are suppose to be men.
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trannyism in general is just a mutated and mutilated version of feminism. They don't even know what a real woman is so they make up fictional personas that try to replicate "gender". MtFs hate men because they're self loathing males in the sense the same way white people do when they experience white guilt and FtMs are just butthurt fujoshis that hate the fact that not all men look like sissy twinks from their animes so they try to become it themselves and ultimately fail.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

I wonder what really happened?
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There is an easy test. No troon ever passes.

 

[Sean Andalou]

trannyism in general is just a mutated and mutilated version of feminism.

The implication is feminism is now being controlled by men who hate women.

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There is an easy test. No troon ever passes.

I get that bit, but I'm still curious what drove all her friends away.
Assuming they really existed in the first place.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I get that bit, but I'm still curious what drove all her friends away.

If she really passes most of the time then she’s crossed over into Troon Utopia and has accomplished the Hero’s Journey. She and they are no longer the same. They’re a bitter, envious, low self esteem bunch too. If she’s not suffering anymore, well fuck her.

 

[Jizzrag]

8 reasons to misgender a tranny

Spoiler: Text

I hate being male

I can manage symptoms, but the disease is forever

Hate being misgendered because:


A. It proves what I already know - I'm male

B. I have to remain polite even though my self esteem is destroyed - especially sucks when you're supposed to be having fun and can't just leave (so you got to try not to cry)

C. The harder I try to not be misgendered the more hurtful it is when it happens

D. It reminds me that the people who do gender me correctly are only doing so because of social pressure or pity

E. I can't blame them, if anything I have to respect their honesty


Is just a minor thing, mere speech


Can't even have the most basic of respect because to respect me flies in the face of reason itself


Not to even mention the dysphoria that comes from my body


Cursed in body, mind, and soul. A real fucking tragedy case.

 

[validdood]

Troon has his name change denied because he doesn't understand the requirements - he no longer lives in the county he applied in so that court has no jurisdiction. Arbitrarily decides the judge is a transphobic TERFy bigot and wants to sue them. Then drops the judge's name in the comments to further libel her. Commenters invariably insult the judge and suggest reporting her for misconduct, making formal complaints, suing, crying to the Governor, and appealing.

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At the end of August a judge denied my name change. Claiming it was because I'd moved counties. I told her it's based on where a person lives at the time of filling out and submitting the forms. I even cited the statute saying as much, and that it also states a judge is required to grant the name change unless they suspect fraud. She doubled down on the moving thing and refused to even hear my case. Then deadnamed and misgendered me. This was after she granted 2 cis people their name changes. The only thing I can do is file a grievance and await a new trial. Law doesn't allow me to sue her or the courts for discrimination. They are immune. Not even this state is safe for us. So every day I struggle with balancing my school life, mental health, and working with university lawyers on my new case. I've had to prepare ACT letters and everything. Minnesota is not the state I thought it was. I've been so hurt and angry. I wanted to wait until after my new hearing to post about it as a happy thing I overcame. But I just can't hold it in anymore. F*ck this state and this country.

 

[Preacher ✝]

he silly bitch has a nipple "issue." The issue being it fucking died.

Ngl, when I first saw the Spoiler that said Dead Nip I was expecting some live leak footage.

Cursed in body, mind, and soul. A real fucking tragedy case.

>rejects God
>feels thoroughly curse

 

[kiwirevolving]

8 reasons to misgender a tranny
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I hate being male

I can manage symptoms, but the disease is forever

Hate being misgendered because:


A. It proves what I already know - I'm male

B. I have to remain polite even though my self esteem is destroyed - especially sucks when you're supposed to be having fun and can't just leave (so you got to try not to cry)

C. The harder I try to not be misgendered the more hurtful it is when it happens

D. It reminds me that the people who do gender me correctly are only doing so because of social pressure or pity

E. I can't blame them, if anything I have to respect their honesty


Is just a minor thing, mere speech


Can't even have the most basic of respect because to respect me flies in the face of reason itself


Not to even mention the dysphoria that comes from my body


Cursed in body, mind, and soul. A real fucking tragedy case.

Another troon complaining about getting misgendered, but when people get their preferred gender right it's not good either because the troon's paranoia kicks in

I hate those types of posts where a troon cries about getting misgendered even though they say that they pass just because they say so but don't provide a selfie

Whether you pass or not is subjective. Because you then have those horrifying fat, middle aged men who, in their mind, think that they're a woman just because they wear a wig, eyeliner and a lipstick while sporting a patchy 5 o'clock shadow

You're getting misgendered because you don't look like the gender you want to be. It's that simple.

 

[Danann]

to ensure they don't fall off during healing and you're supposed to later get another surgery to 'debulk' it. It's like a subscription scheme where you need to get at least get 5 surgeries to get the full deal.

Yet another example of why transgenderism is praised in certain circles: money and authority.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

**Van der Waals interactions occur when adjacent atoms come close enough that their outer electron clouds just barely touch. It is the weakest of all molecular bonds. Absent some other force, the connection moves to repulsion rather than attraction, lol. From wiki:

I've never seen a Kiwi post that had a fucking footnote citation but a small part of me finds it satisfying.

No words

Spoiler: why

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Everyone knows that true and honest cocks are almost as wide as a skull.

Its Colgate toothpaste

The Lord sayeth: brush your teeth