Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

I doubt this person got the piercings and tattoos after becoming homeless, but I bet they got them when they knew that they were in a financially precarious situation. Wonder how much that all cost, and how long that sum could have kept the owner off the street if it had gone into the savings account instead?

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if trans people are disproportionately bad with money, compared to the general population. Particularly since there's evidence that trans people are disproportionately likely to have a Cluster B personality disorder, and those types tend to be impulsive with their financial decisions.

A lot of trannies have a drug problem as well.

All of the above.
But trooning is NOT a symptom of mental illness, OK guys?

 

[Syikeblade]

It's never enough with them, even if you cave to using their fake name and gender they desperately need others to validate their identity.

Archive

 

[Fapcop]

POONERS WORLD ROCKED BY HATEFUL GREETING CARD! THERAPIST CONSULTED!

Alex is a lil’ dood who works in a very manly customer service role. She had a great relationship with a particular customer. Until a hatecrime was committed and they SPAT in her face with a particularly heinous gift: A greeting card. A sorta CHRISTIAN card even!



A thoughtful CHRISTIAN card? Every pooners worst nightmare!

Let’s see the card.
(TRIGGER WARNING! All of them!)

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The hateful text included inside:
(TRIGGER WARNING: BIBLE VERSES!)

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So what now? How would a man respond?

Maybe not at all?

Perhaps a simple, generic “Thanks for the card, I appreciate the thought!”

Alas, that simply wouldn’t do! The poor lil pooner felt her world shake underneath her. Panic crept up. Her boss now understands that she can’t serve them anymore since pooner nerves are as frail as their rotdogs are big.

Sleepless nights followed, and lil Alex decided to call in the big guns: Her therapist!

With the help of her therapist she composed a short and sweet manly response.

(Kidding, she wrote a three page long essay about her feelings!)





“Ahahaha! Take that Christian! I too can quote Bible verses in between long meandering passages about my feels!”

Christ, every time you’ve seen a pooner do something retarded and woman-like, another pooner comes to out-fembrain them!

 

[Xev]

Why the fuck is some retail worker talking to her customers about her top surgery or any medical procedure? No one cares and it's inappropriate. Normally I'd side eye the fundie xtian card flex but in this instance it's funny as fuck.

 

[Fapcop]

Why the fuck is some retail worker talking to her customers about her top surgery or any medical procedure? No one cares and it's inappropriate. Normally I'd side eye the fundie xtian card flex but in this instance it's funny as fuck.

Come now… Don’t all men like to share intimate details of their lives with total strangers?!

EDIT: Trying to decipher the lil pooners scribbles, and this line stands out.

“I have given you nothing but genuine kindness, only for you to turn around and give me an opinion I’ve never asked for!”

Oh lil pooner? And did they ASK you to tell them about your mutilation-operation?

 

[A serious hat]

The BIGOTED XTIANNN card certainly did as intended, which was to anger and upset the delusional, mentally ill girl who WNBAM. Nothing says “MANLY DOOD BRO KING” like a three page handwritten letter about your feelings! Men are always waking up every morning, feeling empty, with strange yearnings for…something! I personally enjoyed the family health history part too. “My moms side of the family has male pattern baldness, blah blah blah”, the sad part is there’s a therapist involved, egging this on.

 

[Sean Andalou]

... the sad part is there’s a therapist involved, egging this on.

The entirely typical detail.
Therapist as coordinator of mental illness.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

This guy trooned out and made Silent Hill about larping as women, I guess?

PreserveTube

 

[Fapcop]

The BIGOTED XTIANNN card certainly did as intended, which was to anger and upset the delusional, mentally ill girl who WNBAM. Nothing says “MANLY DOOD BRO KING” like a three page handwritten letter about your feelings! Men are always waking up every morning, feeling empty, with strange yearnings for…something! I personally enjoyed the family health history part too. “My moms side of the family has male pattern baldness, blah blah blah”, the sad part is there’s a therapist involved, egging this on.

The young “man” in question:




Why yes, imagine my surprise when I saw a Reddit account full of traditionally masculine activities such as cosplay, drawings of various Manga characters and Fujo nonsense:



This one really takes the cake though:



WATCH OUT GUYS, MOVE OVER! LET A REAL MAN OPEN THAT OLIVE BUCKET!

 

[Sean Andalou]

The young “man” in question:

Not even trying to look male.

 

[SpookyObserver]

I do, since we get alot of bikers and native Americans through my town, I'm usually complimenting long hair and beards.

Mainly because they're glorious manes, and should he complimented, and most times they put alot of work taking care of them.

Also shirts, with comic shit, because I'm a fag who loves comics

Based, compliment my fellow bros on transformers shirts or equally cool boots or something. With men its over so quick its never awkward.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

It's never enough with them, even if you cave to using their fake name and gender they desperately need others to validate their identity.

I'll never get over troons/pooners openly stating that they think they have the right to control other people's thoughts.

And their interpretation is correct. When I was more naive and accepting of this BS and surrounded by these people I never thought of pooners as literally men, but instead "transmen". This didn't even used to be considered offensive iirc.

Also the pooner card saga. I guess it's expecting way too much maturity of a pooner but I wish she could appreciate the sentiment as an expression of concern/care for her even if (she thinks) it was misguided. Instead of sending the three page narc screech. But we all know it's every troon/pooner's dream to be hate crimed and they leap at any opportunity given.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I'll never get over troons/pooners openly stating that they think they have the right to control other people's thoughts.

They are a subset of a much larger movement that thinks this.
A less discreet less nuanced subset.

 

[Jizzrag]

Spoiler: Text

one of my coworkers just dropped a “tranny” in front of me

everyone was talking about their hometowns and one of my coworkers goes “yea i don’t fuck with dudes from *place* because those are gay guys who like to fuck trannies”

after that she continued on saying how every guy from there is curious and will eventually sleep with a tranny and was teasing my one other male coworker, who’s from there, that it’ll happen to him too but he was just laughing and repeating over and over that he wasn’t gay.

so yea that’s fun.

i think this is the first time in my adult life i’ve heard a cis person say that word and she said it so casually too it caught me completely off guard. also really really appreciate that she just straight up said that trans women are men and everyone else just agreed. love that for me.

i was planning on slowly starting to girlmode full time this month but maybe not anymore. at least now i know for sure what they think about me so i don’t need to confuse any future pleasantries for actual compassion or understanding.

 

[Fapcop]

i think this is the first time in my adult life i’ve heard a cis person say that word and she said it so casually too it caught me completely off guard. also really really appreciate that she just straight up said that trans women are men and everyone else just agreed. love that for me.

Boy, it must be a real mindfuck for people of gender, whenever they come out from Reddit and discord and out in the real world.

 

[boards of canada]

also really really appreciate that she just straight up said that trans women are men and everyone else just agreed. love that for me.

Yeah, you should be appreciating a good dose of truth between your fixes of the reddit hugbox.
"And she just... straight up... SAYS SOMETHING I DON'T AGREE WITH?! DOESN'T VALIDATE MY FETISH?!"

 

[Evilronald]

That jaw is a dead giveaway.

Asks real women advice on being a woman despite claiming to be one on the inside. I always think it’s funny trannies think men (besides chasers) will want to rape them in the street. People are staring at them because they’re freaks like they’re a circus act.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

That jaw is a dead giveaway.

Also the giant shoulders and broad male chest. Also his male voice, adams apple. giant hands, feet and dick n' balls.

 

[deermeat]

This one really takes the cake though:

She's fat so she's gonna appear bulkier than normal, but I have a feeling if you remove the excess fat I end up looking more muscular than she does. A win for me! L for the pooner. I love comparing my muscle composition to pooners on T. Big ego booster as for whatever reason, most of them aren't too muscular and whenever they are they end up fat or chubby.

 

[glitterglue]

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That jaw is a dead giveaway.
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Asks real women advice on being a woman despite claiming to be one on the inside. I always think it’s funny trannies think men (besides chasers) will want to rape them in the street. People are staring at them because they’re freaks like they’re a circus act.

These proportions, man