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[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

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Sounds like he just has a straight fetish to me.
It's funny that they're starting to realize that allies are just being performative and don't actually see them as what they want.

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I am not homophobic but...

Yeah, let me disprove that one with his own words:

I'm not attracted to gay men even though I have no problem admitting that a lot aof gay men are very handsome and well-groomed, but the gay vibe turns me off and has always turned me off.

I can't be attracted to a man who likes dick. I just can't.

Almost as if gays try to make it work despite that... almost as if they don't hate being in a homogeneous relationship because they aren't homophobic.

Troonism is absolute proof that all personality defects are rooted in a diminished reasoning ability. (A fan theory of mine)
If he realized his issue was homophobia, overlayed onto a homophile sex-drive, he could work on doing away with the former.
I don't even think this is a defense mechanism for legitimizing his troonery after the fact.
I think he came to the conclusion that he needs to troon because can't do logic to begin with. He really thought this is a solution to being gay, before he knew what that even meant, probably. A retarded childhood idea, society tells him is valid. He isn't trying to gaslight the terfs, he really can't reason out that he's gay. But he's getting there and when he does it will be to late to go back or already is.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This is someone else posting how much they hate troons. I know it’s a bit OT, but I hope it gives you a chuckle.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Ladies of the farm, a serious question. Me, a penis-haver, would really never ever think about applying isopropalcohol to an open wound.
I only use IPA to clean up old circuit boards on my retro consoles when I have done some soldering but never used it to clean out open wounds.

Ladies, do you this? I asked my wife but she then asked me if I was fucking retarded, so coming here to the farms for advice...

Yes and no.

Cleaning any small wound with mild soap and water will suffice.

IF you are in a position where you do not have access to clean running water, and IF there’s a concern over cleanliness of whatever cut you, then a quick clean with alcohol will do the trick. In a pinch, pour some vodka on it.

Like… if you cut yourself on a jagged piece of metal sticking out from a dirty door handle. Or a deep paper cut from old dusty books. Or a scraped knee on pavement or gravel. You’re going to want something to disinfect right away, because bacteria. (And also an updated tetanus shot possibly.)

But shaving your nipple off? Presumably with a clean razor (though maybe not because troon), and in your own bathroom, not on public transit (again, maybe not because troon)? You have all you need at hand to simply run water over it, apply pressure with a clean tissue to stop bleeding, and slap a Bandaid on if needed.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

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Managed to find this gem on Reddit. The trannies actually did a rare good deed and told OP to not go ahead with the surgery if they weren’t 100% sure. So they turned it down and then have an autistic meltdown that they did and are suicidal now. They wish they had done it and are freaking out at Reddit for it. This post is deleted now but got it before then.

>my PTSD from having to change my eye surgery last minute
Jesus Christ. PTSD? From a schedule conflict? This person needs a mental hospital.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Yes and no.

Cleaning any small wound with mild soap and water will suffice.

IF you are in a position where you do not have access to clean running water, and IF there’s a concern over cleanliness of whatever cut you, then a quick clean with alcohol will do the trick. In a pinch, pour some vodka on it.

Like… if you cut yourself on a jagged piece of metal sticking out from a dirty door handle. Or a deep paper cut from old dusty books. Or a scraped knee on pavement or gravel. You’re going to want something to disinfect right away, because bacteria. (And also an updated tetanus shot possibly.)

But shaving your nipple off? Presumably with a clean razor (though maybe not because troon), and in your own bathroom, not on public transit (again, maybe not because troon)? You have all you need at hand to simply run water over it, apply pressure with a clean tissue to stop bleeding, and slap a Bandaid on if needed.

@Cuckoman
Iodine is what you want. On the packaging of isoprop, it sometimes even says "ONLY APPLY TO OUTER BODY". So, not for surgery of deep wounds, I guess.
Getting 70% alcohol into your bloodstream sounds not so good.
So, I guess pouring it on scratches wont kill you or anything and we've all seen westerns where they pour the jack onto the gunshot wound but I think it's 'tarded and I wouldn't pour isoprop onto my kid's knees ever, my dad used iodine for that - burns like a bitch, too. sounds more like an american vs europe thing, than a woman vs. men thing. And, yeah, using it for razor cuts sounds far out and weird.

 

[DogSnoopySnoop]

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I can't stop thinking about how fucked up this guy's moobs must look for him to nick his areola while shaving ARMPITS.

It can often be risky, for a variety of reasons, to read KF while eating breakfast. But oh, the full laugh I got from this troon L was delightful and made the risk of choking on my toast totally worth it. Wall-eyed troon tits never fail to make me laugh, especially because these AGP creeps think it makes them hot stuff.

 

[Fapcop]

This is someone else posting how much they hate troons. I know it’s a bit OT, but I hope it gives you a chuckle.

Hardly surprising, but good nonetheless to see someone this based work at SpaceX!

If he realized his issue was homophobia, overlayed onto a homophile sex-drive, he could work on doing away with the former.

Nah, don’t think he has “internalized homophobia” which is mostly a bullshit term anyways. Like “homophobia”.

As someone else pointed out, he’s just a normal homo who’s attracted to men, yet not attracted to the degenerate hellscape that modern gay life is.

He likely wants a boyfriend. Sex a few times a week. A career. Maybe adopting down the line. And there’s little for him when he looks around at the gay scene, rainbow flags everywhere, bathhouses and grinder degenerates. And sickos wearing pup masks in public.

Unfortunately, he has been brainwashed by globohomo into believing that THIS is what homo looks like, and got captured by troon.inc.

 

[Syikeblade]

I’ve posted before that I work in an area where coming across up to a half dozen trannies a day is pretty normal. I take enjoyment from misgendering them, but recently I discovered it’s just as fun to gender everyone but them. If for example, I notice a troon in my line, I’ll make sure to clearly say “Have a nice day, sir/ma’am!” to all customers before him. When it’s his turn, I just say, “Have a nice day…”

Pooners at work honestly freak me out more. They’re not as immediately clockable, as the smooth-faced ones could pass as ugly children, but there’s always, always, always this sense of desperate mania about the eyes that says this is a woman who could flip out at any moment, stay away, dangerous. I don’t fuck with them, I make it a point to say as few words as possible to just make them leave more quickly.

Do you have a favorite moment or story?

 

[Sean Andalou]

My nigger in Christ, what is Two-spirit?

I don't know the alleged relevant anthropology, but it has some sort of official status in Canada for indigenous gay people.

USA -- LGBTQ+
Canada -- 2SLGBTQ+

Because "first nations" gay is listed first.
I'm pretty sure there's no behavioral difference from plain old gay.
Just a bit of Canadian moral posturing.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'm pretty sure I've read that "Two Spirit" is contemporary SJW Indians reviving little-understood non-genderconforming practices that were almost always "that's a gay dude who acts like a woman." Of course every culture would've had its own practice, but they homogenize them under that label.

 

[LMlurker]

And I rest my case, accomplished internet bloodhound that I am. What a retard.

Inside Mari actually has a big twist about 2/3rds of the way through that's been built up to gradually.

Spoiler: Spoilers

Mari was never a college boy who bodyswapped a teen girl, she was actually just a teen girl having a psychotic break. She stalked the college boy for a few months and then got lost in an elaborate fantasy about how he would feel if he became her. She was abused or molested or something and was doing this to cope.

It's a really good manga but it makes sense that troons would like it, though you could read it as either very pro- or very anti-troon depending on your understanding of it.

 

[Evilronald]

Insane OP from the cancelled surgery had a post about being a victim of “conversion therapy.” And by “conversion therapy” he meant a therapist who did not want him to chop his dick off and take HRT. This therapist is based as fuck, they’ve probably retired or been run out of the field by now (this was 10-11 years ago). Literally everything they described is what a professional who actually wants to help a patient with gender dysphoria and have good outcomes would do…

 

[Susanna]

Spoiler: Spoilers

Spoiler

She has a crisis of identity after her beloved grandmother dies, and her mother (who has psychological issues of her own, suggesting Mari's condition may be exacerbated by an hereditary condition) changes her name from Fumiko to Mari. Mari had been dealing with this crisis of identity for years, but exacerbated by the pressures of school and social groups, starts stalking a loser, becoming obsessed with how simple his life is (video games and masturbation while his parents send him money because they believe he's attending uni), so she starts copying his behaviour (buying the same pornos he sells after reading because apparently pre-owned pornography is a thing in Japan), until she takes her break to the next level and starts believeing she's actually the loser boy bodyswapped into her own body.

It's actually pretty good, but the troons who obsess over how it's their story clearly haven't read past the first few chapters because there's neither any bodyswapping nor trannies in it. It's a psychological mystery drama sort of thing. Author does have some troony tendencies, he ends one of the early chapters with a textbook troony "I always wondered what it would be like to be a woman", but he also admits "I'll never know because even if I could change my body into female, I'd still have a male brain". He later made another manga that features a tranny/crossdresser deuteragonist as a major plot point. Still, Inside Mari itself is only a troon drama because troons read it and think it describes them. "But it's a male brain in a female body", except hints that something else is going on are everywhere. Like Isao-as-Mari learns how to apply makeup in a single day after being told Mari needs to wear some or her friends will get suspicious. Either Isao is a makeup genius, or Mari is actually a delusional girl.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Ladies of the farm, a serious question. Me, a penis-haver, would really never ever think about applying isopropalcohol to an open wound.
I only use IPA to clean up old circuit boards on my retro consoles when I have done some soldering but never used it to clean out open wounds.

Ladies, do you this? I asked my wife but she then asked me if I was fucking retarded, so coming here to the farms for advice...

Hydrogen Peroxide is ideal. Alcohol will work but I mainly use it for cleaning the skin around a cut, not pouring it directly in.

 

[CoolFool]

I liked Inside Mari. It's not a tranny manga but the mangaka admitted that he had mental issues but also aknowledes hat sex changes are impossible.

Yes, the basic plot is that there is a guy waking up in the body of a girl...but there is a giant twist at the end:

Spoiler: The Twist

The guy is a fantasy. Mari made him up to deal with trauma. So it's a girl fantasizing about a guy waking up inside her body. At the end he disappears because she finally faces her trauma. Mari is the guy, the guy is Mari.

Not trying to derail this thread, but I've purposely avoided reading Inside Mari because I know troons love it, so I figured it was a troon manga. However, after reading your comment yesterday I actually read it and stuck with it to the end, and I liked it. Can confirm it isn't a troon manga, and that kiwis should read it.

In fact, it's kind of hilarious that so many troons "relate" to this manga. They have completely missed the message: living in a fantasy land and lying to yourself will make you unhappy and mentally ill. If anything, this manga is anti troon.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Inside Mari actually has a big twist about 2/3rds of the way through that's been built up to gradually.

Spoiler: Spoilers

Mari was never a college boy who bodyswapped a teen girl, she was actually just a teen girl having a psychotic break. She stalked the college boy for a few months and then got lost in an elaborate fantasy about how he would feel if he became her. She was abused or molested or something and was doing this to cope.

It's a really good manga but it makes sense that troons would like it, though you could read it as either very pro- or very anti-troon depending on your understanding of it.

but well intentioned - thread moves fast. @Aunt Carol already enlightened me.

 

[Xev]

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Insane OP from the cancelled surgery had a post about being a victim of “conversion therapy.” And by “conversion therapy” he meant a therapist who did not want him to chop his dick off and take HRT. This therapist is based as fuck, they’ve probably retired or been run out of the field by now (this was 10-11 years ago). Literally everything they described is what a professional who actually wants to help a patient with gender dysphoria and have good outcomes would do…

Oh and surprise surprise the therapist was right in that he'd take hrt for a few years then try to kill himself. Of course he blames it on everything except the hrt.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The US federal government tells you transmen are women without outright saying it.

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[SpookyObserver]

Not trying to derail this thread, but I've purposely avoided reading Inside Mari because I know troons love it, so I figured it was a troon manga. However, after reading your comment yesterday I actually read it and stuck with it to the end, and I liked it. Can confirm it isn't a troon manga, and that kiwis should read it.

In fact, it's kind of hilarious that so many troons "relate" to this manga. They have completely missed the message: living in a fantasy land and lying to yourself will make you unhappy and mentally ill. If anything, this manga is anti troon.

Most troon media is actually not even troon, they just see themselves in everything like the narcs they are.

 

[Law]

Pooners at work honestly freak me out more.

I feel you. The saddest lil poonerita just came into my store. She's 5" 2', tiniest hands and wrists I've ever seen on a human, fully female build. The part that made me sad was the chin beard and fully masculinized voice. It was hard to talk to her, cause I wanted to say "I know what you are, I know what you're doing, the testosterone is turning your organs to soup, you don't have to do this". Just sad, man. Real sad. She couldn't been older than 19.
The "gendering everyone else but troons" bit is good. They've caught on and have their stolen panties in a twist about it, they call it "de-gendering". Expect some whinging thinkpieces with that keyword.

a woman who could flip out at any moment,

I'd fight an FTM any day. There are like 3 in the world who are actually physically capable. Even if they look crazy, they never have the balls to actually do anything besides look sad and talk online. I'd 100% be safer in a jail cell with a woman on steroids than I would be with a man in a dress. The "It's Ma'am!" subspecies of brickhon are the ones that scare me.
Think about it. How many public FTM freakouts have you seen, compared to MTFs? Even then, the FTMs just yell, they don't actually throw hands. FTMs are only dangerous if they've got guns or a government backing them up (like Chase Strangio).