Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Internet Wizard]

Think about it. How many public FTM freakouts have you seen, compared to MTFs? Even then, the FTMs just yell, they don't actually throw hands. FTMs are only dangerous if they've got guns or a government backing them up (like Chase Strangio).

But dood.... doing mass shootings totally means you pass

 

[Law]

But dood.... doing mass shootings totally means you pass

Tate Langdon is just sooooo dreamy!

 

[SpookyObserver]

I feel you. The saddest lil poonerita just came into my store. She's 5" 2', tiniest hands and wrists I've ever seen on a human, fully female build. The part that made me sad was the chin beard and fully masculinized voice. It was hard to talk to her, cause I wanted to say "I know what you are, I know what you're doing, the testosterone is turning your organs to soup, you don't have to do this". Just sad, man. Real sad. She couldn't been older than 19.
The "gendering everyone else but troons" bit is good. They've caught on and have their stolen panties in a twist about it, they call it "de-gendering". Expect some whinging thinkpieces with that keyword.

I'd fight an FTM any day. There are like 3 in the world who are actually physically capable. Even if they look crazy, they never have the balls to actually do anything besides look sad and talk online. I'd 100% be safer in a jail cell with a woman on steroids than I would be with a man in a dress. The "It's Ma'am!" subspecies of brickhon are the ones that scare me.
Think about it. How many public FTM freakouts have you seen, compared to MTFs? Even then, the FTMs just yell, they don't actually throw hands. FTMs are only dangerous if they've got guns or a government backing them up (like Chase Strangio).

Remember someone here posted bodycam footage of a pooner who shoved a cop and after what was essentially a shoving match (the cop obviously did not wanna close hand punch the dood for fear of breaking their jaw) she was on the floor talking about not being able to breathe lmao. Fighting is laborious, most men cant do it long.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Trannies would rather smell like pajeets than shower because they have to look at themselves.
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This is why I don't want Pooners making my food.
Just picture Li'l Pooner, that is neurotically afraid of their own body to the extent they avoid bathing for weeks, and then remember theres a good chance she's also a Fujo with all the shit that goes along with compulsive Yaoi addiction.
They're fucking disgusting.

But then he wouldn’t be able to share a dressing room with a bunch of lithe young women.

Which I'd bet a fucking grand right now is the main if not the only reason he wanted to do ballet in the first place.
Clumpy ass motherfucker, stomping around like he thinks he's the sugar plum fairy.

Give me a fucking break.
Its just another example of perverted demanding, sexually deviant men trying to force and bully their way into a female space they have no business or right to.
Hannibal Lector was right, these Buffalo Bill looking faggots are at their core covetous fucks, they see something traditionally for women and demand that they be accomodated and included, even though (and especially because) no body wants them, and they're not welcome, because a huge part of their fetish is inflicting themselves on unwilling participants.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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Insane OP from the cancelled surgery had a post about being a victim of “conversion thera

Conversion therapy refers to electric shock torture or “corrective rape”. Troons use it as shorthand for doctor won’t sign off on them getting their balls cut off after a five minute zoom session.

 

[Procrastinhater]

2 Summers ago one came in from a fire protection company to do the annual check of our fire extinguishers at my work. So that's one thing Aiden can do I guess.

You sure she wasn't just a bull dyke?

Some comment troons come up with some ideas, which by the looks of the titles, appear to be patronising chick lit (from my position, admittedly totally naive of the subject of both bean flick books, and troon manisfestos)

I'm not sure a Troons idea of literature would be appreciated by a book club of ladies from a remote Scottish Village.
Knowing what Troons are like I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to trick them into reading 120 Days of Sodom or something equally perverse and fucked.
Troons get off on making women uncomfortable.

Specifying he wants a sex scene is so fucking ballsy! Moves to new country, finds quaint little book club, immediately moves to turn it into a spoken word porn club

Like I was saying...

We're a group of around 10 middle-aged moms who read romance, cozy mysteries, whatever YA dystopian bullshit is trending with the kids these days and true crime.

Yeah I bet a degenerate AGP trying to force ya'll to read Troon porn would go over fucking great, amirite?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Yeah, let me disprove that one with his own words:


Almost as if gays try to make it work despite that... almost as if they don't hate being in a homogeneous relationship because they aren't homophobic.

Troonism is absolute proof that all personality defects are rooted in a diminished reasoning ability. (A fan theory of mine)
If he realized his issue was homophobia, overlayed onto a homophile sex-drive, he could work on doing away with the former.
I don't even think this is a defense mechanism for legitimizing his troonery after the fact.
I think he came to the conclusion that he needs to troon because can't do logic to begin with. He really thought this is a solution to being gay, before he knew what that even meant, probably. A retarded childhood idea, society tells him is valid. He isn't trying to gaslight the terfs, he really can't reason out that he's gay. But he's getting there and when he does it will be to late to go back or already is.

I've said it before and it's still relevant:

"Seducing the straight guy" is a common trope in gay porn. Straight women do not fantasise about having sex with a straight man just because he is straight, because that fantasy makes no sense. This troon has gay male fantasies of a straight man being with him despite his dick.

Helen Joyce has pointed out that being a transwoman is something only a man can do.

 

[Evilronald]

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Conversion therapy refers to electric shock torture or “corrective rape”. Troons use it as shorthand for doctor won’t sign off on them getting their balls cut off after a five minute zoom session.

They’re upset that the doctor does their job instead of validating their mental illness. Imagine if therapists did this for other conditions: let’s allow the schizophrenics to think their delusions are real, let’s tell the anorexics that their view of their body is valid, let’s tell the borderline women what they do is totally fine and the rest of the world should change for THEM.

 

[Procrastinhater]

recently saw a cosplay of a character from the game ProjectSekai called Mizuki, and oh fuck, seeing it makes me actually want to cry. It's just, for a split second I thought of doing the same, but then I imagined myself looking in the mirror and I remembered how ugly I would look. I think if anyone saw me in such cosplay they'd call me a slur and I'd be posted all over social media for being a tr**** monster. I would look so disgusting.

He's confusing his videogame characters.
This one suits him more

 

[Syikeblade]

You'd think the lack of support within their community would be validating for them.
Also I still have no idea what trans masculine is supposed to be, it just acting like a butch woman?

Pooner's lack support just like real men

 

[Hassou Tobi]

“I recently saw a cosplay of a character from the game ProjectSekai called Mizuki, and oh fuck, seeing it makes me actually want to cry. It's just, for a split second I thought of doing the same, but then I imagined myself looking in the mirror and I remembered how ugly I would look. I think if anyone saw me in such cosplay they'd call me a slur and I'd be posted all over social media for being a tr**** monster.“

Well, he’s not wrong.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They look related dude lmao

Imagine your only option for prom being a Troon that looks like your inbred cousin Earl...

 

[NSA Intern]

Helen Joyce has pointed out that being a transwoman is something only a man can do.

I've seen women claim to be FtMtF transwomen

You'd think the lack of support within their community would be validating for them.
Also I still have no idea what trans masculine is supposed to be, it just acting like a butch woman?

Amusingly the best transmasculine resource possible is probably bodybuilding juicer forums lmfao, but they don't realise that exists
And transmasculine is the inverse of transfeminine. Tranny lingo for pooning out.

 

[GettrGriftr]

The saddest lil poonerita just came into my store. She's 5" 2', tiniest hands and wrists I've ever seen on a human, fully female build. The part that made me sad was the chin beard and fully masculinized voice. It was hard to talk to her, cause I wanted to say "I know what you are, I know what you're doing, the testosterone is turning your organs to soup, you don't have to do this". Just sad, man. Real sad. She couldn't been older than 19.

The even sadder thought is knowing that the facial hair (and other body hair this girl may have grown) and the deeper voice are There. To. Stay, even if she wisens up and ditches the testosterone.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Imagine your only option for prom being a Troon that looks like is your inbred cousin Earl...

 

[stupid frog]

My nigger in Christ, what is Two-spirit? They have names for every single shit nowadays, holy crap. (If they are two spirits, shouldn't the wage be divided in half? More opression points for them, please.)

Here's the propaganda you ordered, sir. It was a term created by white people.

https://humanrights.ca/story/what-two-spirit-part-one-origins

 

[PigFarm]

For people that scream about gender binaries, they gender everything.

A guy nod? Fuck off. Women do the nod too, it's just standard. But no, they have to give dvefy little thing a man vs woman spin

 

[armfleshween]

God Bless Florida, stopping a fetishistic freak from scaring women with his uncanny valley inhuman self.

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Spoiler: Tardism

Hi all, just a little vent here. For context, I (21F) live in Florida, and it's apparently mandatory to get a gender dysphoria diagnosis in order to get access to HRT.


I talked to a psychiatrist today hoping to get the diagnosis, but at the end of the session, she basically just said that it's too soon to make a life-altering decision (I started questioning about 7 months ago) and that there's a good chance that this is just due to my autism clinging onto the idea of being a different gender. I tried pushing back, but she just kept looping back to the same argument over and over, so I was basically charged $600 (well, technically my parents were charged since they covered it) and got nothing to show for it.


I just wanna look more like a girl, but the psychiatrist kept going on about how I probably wouldn't even get the appearance I wanted out of it. She did make a point that I need to improve my physical health more first (eating better, sleeping better, going for walks, etc.), which was something I wanted to do anyway, but the depression from the dysphoria is making it really hard to find the motivation to do so. Or at least I assume it's depression, I haven't exactly acknowledged it before, so it's hard to know for certain.


Anyway, vent over, I'm just kinda sad that my desire to be a girl was basically pushed off as an obsession or a temporary feeling. It especially sucks because both of my parents made the same arguments with me when I came out to them 2 months ago.

Of course, Reddit is suggesting for him to doctor shop.

 

[NSA Intern]

Do we have a masterlist of all the subreddits to draw content from? I have a few I go to but I'm sure I'm missing some.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I've seen women claim to be FtMtF transwomen

Okay. But those people are transmasctranswomen, not transwomen.

Let's get our sci-fi/fantasy categories correct.