Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Stan]

Probably on themselves, they’ve been acting even more mental than usual since the election, wouldn’t be surprised if they did. After all they do think they are gonna be put in death camps.

The fact troons are actually concerned about this happening shows how out of touch with reality and self-centered they are. Trump's been pretty clear that he's going to do something awful to the illegal migrants, akin to the family separations of Trump Term 1, but fuck if the trannies care about that! They care about themselves, and only themselves, and issues only matter to them if they're personally affected. They're super sticky single-issue voters whose single issue turns off other left-leaning voters, they make terrible advisors, and they have a tendency to infiltrate campaigns as volunteer labor the same way tranny jannies dominate reddit for being unpaid moderators of the 8 billion troon subs on Reddit.

>muh womb transplants
Their grotesque cargo cult is textbook "I fucking love science" redditory tbh. I put on a Nasa tshirt, this basically makes me an engineer!
The human reproductive system manifests itself in a myriad of complex interconnected bodily functions, imagine thinking all you need is a disconnected womb to grow a baby.
I recently stumbled upon a video of a former mtf who detransitioned because estrogen destroyed his eyes. Looked it up and apparently sex hormones are crucical in regulating the oil glands that moisturize the eyes. His ophthalmologist told him his glands "died". Needless to say, nobody warned him this could happen back when he got a prescription for " life-saving trans healthcare ".

Informed consent protocols warn the troons about most of the untoward things that troon HRT can do, but this one sounds rather uncommon.

They don’t do it because pregnancy is fun, it’s because the end result is worth it. Trannies don’t care about that, they just fetishize pregnancy because it’s part of their sexist fantasy. When have you ever seen a tranny say they specifically want to carry their children and then raise them like a mother? It’s always just “I want to be pregnant!!” With no mention whatsoever of the long term goal.

Pregnancy is uncomfortable and unsexual and it is cringe to watch the troons pretend otherwise because it screams to me "I spent my entire formative period on /d/ and now I think futa hentai is real life."

It's because they're gooner degens who have consumed terabytes of hentai where an anime girl has 10 orgasms at once from having her uterus penetrated and they think that's real.

Men make pornographic depictions of women enduring pain and degradation as pleasurable, and other demented men follow the piper song, get their dicks cut off, and in turn model and act out the hentai behavior for other men. It's the perfect positive feedback loop of sexism; if only these men would stay away from actual women and girls.

Well, the ones we have are in for murder and assault. The type of crime they're charged with determines their placement. But it's also safer for them (my own opinions notwithstanding) to be on a unit where basically everyone is tranquilized 24/7, rather than on a regular unit, chomos included, because everyone hates trannies and they're so annoying they'd get stomped (beaten severely) pretty quickly.

You know they're heccin' valid cute girls when they're charged with murder lol.
I'm not surprised they hit the mental health wing on arrival, they need it.

with the help of an emergency c-section, you now get to suckle on the thick unwashed leathery male teat of an absolute gigahon, supplying you with your first taste of that sweet, sweet, salty fermented male milk. Literal F-tier spawn.

my medfag notes to this conjecture: a transplanted uterus is always going to deliver by C-section, because it isn't connected to the cervix like a normal uterus would be, so natural delivery is basically not possible. So it wouldn't be an emergent C-section, it would be scheduled probably. In the protocol I'm familiar with, which is a (cis)woman donor to (cis)woman recipient transplant, the uterus (no ovaries or anything else) is grafted into the recipient, recipient heals for 6 months, then the recipient has IVF with pre-existing frozen embryos to get pregnant, the donated uterus *hopefully* can sustain the pregnancy to term, and then the whole thing, baby, uterus and all, would be delivered after the c-section, so that the patient wouldn't have to continue taking immune-suppressing antirejection drugs indefinitely, because those drugs cause kidney damage and are themselves life-limiting. So taking them indefinitely is an unreasonable toll to take on merely to... possess a uterus, the organ doesn't do very much except this one thing. The protocol is still super risky even if the patient got to have a child of her own and it all went smoothly. I can't understand why so many troons are interested in this.

So to the troon who desperately wants me to tell him he could really BAW one day in the sense of having a grafted uterus... I think it'd be a dangerous waste of medical resources to try, to say nothing of his safety. Historical troon Lili Elbe died at age 49 persuing exactly this.

And when the troons talk about feeling "empty" or "hollow" without a uterus, I don't get what they think they mean. There are many many more older women who have had therapeutic hysterectomies and anyway.... didn't these same people literally hollow out their dicks? Ciswomen aren't less of women if they have hysterectomy, therefore transwomen are valid despite their lack of uteruses, but also, transwomen need to have surgery to remove their dicks, get breast implants, and "function sexually" as a woman, whatever that means... You get on tranny mountain and the logical compass just spins in circles.

including maximum security (which is my personal favorite section to work in)

OT, but what do you enjoy about working as a CO on maximum security pods as compared to other jobs in the prison?

She must be so pissed off. I bet she constantly protests about not being housed with her fellow men where she belongs.

Right?

Lil' Pooner is the hottest buck on the pod probably, but I still think she would get her shit kicked in if sent to a male unit... I mean, they'd rape her, endlessly and constantly, which is why the only transgenders interested in cross-sex prison unit disposition are the MtF offenders.

The fact that they're experimenting with uteral transplants for 'cis' women means precisely fucking nothing for troons. When it comes to reproductive organs and the skeletal anatomy in that area, men and women may as well be entirely different species. It's like putting diesel in a petrol engine- it will never, ever work.

It's an uncommon and complicated surgery, for sure. Johns Hopkins at least is taking applications, though their inclusion criteria are quite strict.

My guess is that a MtF uterine graft is probably theoretically possible but would be far more complicated throughout, you'd have a far higher infection rate, graft failure rate, and that pregnancies would have all kinds of complications if carried to term in an MtF, even if he's skinwalking with a real woman's womb.

The only thing she ever asked for was an increase in her biweekly testosterone, which was denied.

I love my job

I love hearing about it, tell us more.

A hundred bucks say he's lying about a birth defect also and is just a regular tranny cosplaying a very speshul intersex person online for attention.

I think it's funny how they brag about their chimerism and genetic defects. Like, do the people with Marfan Syndrome gang up online to glaze each other up about their hyperflexible joints?
Obviously they aren't real though. Intersex conditions are rare and the truly ambiguous ones are the rarest of rare.

Why does having fun with a member of the same sex need to be girl-coded again? I understand what the troon is getting at, but it's better to challenge the perception that men can't or shouldn't enjoy girl-coded activities than to push the narrative that men who enjoy these "feminine" activities are wrong and less of men for it. It's the same mentality as the schoolyard bully who picks on the boy wearing a pink shirt.

They put themselves up on this cross and now they're complaining the unpaid mod job sucks? IDK go tell that to Conde Nast that would make more of a difference.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

There is a couple on 90 day fiance with a Philippines ladyboy and some guy from Las Vegas. It should be required watching for anyone studies troonery. The dude says he isn't gay but works as an assistant to a drag queen, has friends who are flamers, and is into trannies (specifically he says he loves the dick but he has to be a tranny dick lmao), he goes over to the Philippines with no fucking money, sleeps around despite the tranny thinking they're gonna be monogamous, gets gonorrhea from someone's throat, and is so egregiously fucking awful I legit felt bad for the tranny in question. (And no, the tranny doesn't pass even remotely, he's literally just some dude with long hair.)

Those are the types of guys who date trannies. I wouldn't brag about being able to land someone like that TBH.

Link, people, link. Or archive.

Moar:

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's also why LOTS of chasers seem to troon out on their trannys. As troons often lament.
They share in the same delusion, they just come from slightly different starting points.
Somewhat related, a really weird, questionable L - depending on how sus you find Josh Seiter and if he later decides to actually troon.
Well, the rupaul troon in question def. experienced an L, guy played DEAD to avoid her.
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Josh Seiter of course only dated "Monica Beverly Hillz" to get pointers for his later larp, I'm sure.

The plot thickens, this one is over 1 year old:
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For all those who aren't in the loop, the grift:

So what, Seiter was just doing this incredibly psychotic break seeming faggotry just to troll Troons?

The fuck?
It's a performance art shitpost?
He was just pretending to be retarded?

I mean what he's saying to Stein is right. He still comes across as extremely fucking faggy though. His mannerisms are as gay as Pat Tomlinson.
He dated a fucking Troon.
"Sucking girldick to own the libs" isn't the win he thinks it is.

This nigger is sus.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

The fact troons are actually concerned about this happening shows how out of touch with reality and self-centered they are.

The most insane thing is that, if anything, mass sterilizing gender non conforming kids, is almost akin to actual genocide. But the navel gazers can't see it, and them loving to play victim otherwise, makes this obliviousness even more of a testament to their delusion.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Even when women decide to abstinent from sex with men, the poor poor trannies need to include themselves into it. As if most men date them lol

The chasers need not worry. No tranny can simply stop being a sex pest to make a political point.

I hope Americans on the farms can keep us informed of the brave new world taking place in America, where both

i) Women are going to voluntarily stop having sex with men for the next four years
ii) The 'asexual' women who never wanted to have sex will be forced by Trump to start having sex over the next four years.

You could not make it up.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I mean what he's saying to Stein is right. He still comes across as extremely fucking faggy though. His mannerisms are as gay as Pat Tomlinson.

Nick Fuentes, bear edition. Also somehow even faggier than fuentes. And they're all somehow outbutched by Lindsey Graham.
Graham's like a dachshund on meth and doesn't give a fuck how gay he comes off but will probably take your ass to court if you called it to his face.

He dated a fucking Troon.

Almost seems like a petty revenge thing, or, dare one say, envy? This guys gonna do at least something cowy in the near future, if conservatives just got on his ass and trolled him en masse for that tranny connection but I guess his sponsors are propping him up and are somewhat filtering that shit right now.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The most insane thing is that, if anything, mass sterilizing gender non conforming kids, is almost akin to actual genocide. But the navel gazers can't see it, and them loving to play victim otherwise, makes this obliviousness even more of a testament to their delusion.

I’m sure they’ll claim as such when there’s attention to be gotten for being ‘lied to and butchered’ when the tranny tide turns.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Other people: wait, what slur is this? Can I google it? Is zippertits just a slur for white trans men or…? What is even going on?

Probably 'zipperheads', which I've heard in Vietnam War movies but rarely in real life.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

"I wish I was intersex"

If you're a True and Honest Woman, then why do you want to be intersex?

 

[Nate Dingus]

Tranny sportswriter wants to end MLB Pride Nights because Fox broadcast GOP ads during the postseason. It's another case of troons trying to drag down LGB with them and speak on their behalf.

While It's true that Pride Nights are a lame corporate gimmick, he just assumes that the rest of the rainbow flag is going to feel the same way. Or that teams would care about a boycott by a tiny demographic about ads on a network they don't own.

Especially since he admits that he's not going to do shit and just keep seething.

End MLB Pride Nights

Spoiler: Full Text

More than Freddie Freeman or Francisco Lindor or those Yankee jamokes who tried to rip off Mookie Betts's hand, I will remember the 2024 MLB postseason for the commercials. Specifically, it was impossible to sit through any game across the entire month of October without being forced to watch multiple Donald Trump campaign ads that fear- and hate-mongered about trans people. Here's an example, if you somehow missed them:

That incarcerated people must have access to a high standard of health care should be non-negotiable for all but the most extreme far-right political movements. And anyway, the inclusion of non-incarcerated trans people in these ads makes it clear that, no matter what the most credulous reporters at The New York Times may claim, these spots are meant to attack the concept of gender non-conformity itself.

The experience of watching any negative political commercial is universally dreary, even when you're not the target. But for a trans person, these types of ad made the high-stakes baseball experience a lot weirder than usual. It's not news to any of us that there's a sizable portion of Americans who want to see us eradicated from public life, but it's annoying nonetheless to be told, again and again, that one of two presidential candidates specifically sees you as his enemy. It's depressing to understand that he's running these ads because they appeal to a large portion of his base. And it's uncomfortable, in a way that materially detracts from the baseball you're just trying to watch, that a whole political party has become fixated on the way you and the rest of your community looks and how your bodies work, and you're forced to listen to them go on about it while all you're really preoccupied with is whether or not your Tigers are gonna get some hits off this Cade Smith kid.

Even though thick skin is a necessity in trans life, it still bruises knowing that all your friends and family are hearing these same things simultaneously. A goal of these ads is to make trans people feel vulnerable—to know they wouldn't be singled out if Republicans didn't believe they could be destroyed. And when you're sitting, for example, in an Atlantic City sportsbook with your mostly cishet male co-workers and hearing this ad at full volume, it's not hard to imagine that you are perceived as uniquely weak among this group. An inviting target. It's the exact opposite of how anyone should feel while watching sports.

Major League Baseball didn't care. Executives kept quiet about these ads all through the playoffs, tacitly admitting that they wanted their queer fans to deal with the hate privately—or at least, not caring about those fans as much as they cared about avoiding getting involved in a controversy. I was hoping, this week, that I could laugh in hindsight at MLB's silence, the league brass exposed as cowards and losers. Instead, they are cowards and winners. It's not hard to imagine a scenario where MLB condemned these ads and found itself, once he regained the presidency, on the wrong end of a Trump temper tantrum that, perhaps, targeted its vaunted antitrust exemption. But it has escaped his wrath, for now.

I get the business strategy, is what I'm saying. I've never expected a company I love to be capable of loving me back, and this kind of institutional apathy from the executive class of American society is just something to be worked around until the hatred Trump represents scuttles back into hiding.

When it comes to baseball, however, I keep thinking about Pride Night—the one game a year when most MLB teams make some sort of gesture of support toward the queer community. I've noted before how unfulfilling these theme nights are if you go in expecting something grandly and unambiguously gay—they're most often passive, aloof, and lacking any real creative spark—but at the very least they functioned as some tiny excuse for an excuse to take your most casual-fan friends to a game. In theory, that's the night you're most welcome. But the theory falls apart when MLB turns around and says you're just as welcome to be told you shouldn't exist.

I, personally, will keep going to games—I have a scorebook to fill and hot dogs to eat and dongs to cheer for, and I think Rob Manfred would literally have to beat me with a Louisville Slugger to rid me of my enthusiasm for those things. But I do not claim to be representative of the trans community, and I don't see any way back for Pride Nights as official team events—not after it's been made crystal clear they don't care about us, just our money, and bigots' money too. If years of these Pride Nights becoming increasingly consistent presences on team schedules only led to an autumn spent forcing those same fans to sit through transphobic propaganda or else abandon their interest in baseball, that's a choice a lot of queer folks are going to make easily, and not to MLB's liking.

I can't imagine what purpose Pride Nights can serve beyond making straight people feel heartened or aggrieved, depending on how they voted. When I go to a baseball game, I want everyone on the side of my enemies—who, after this postseason, I know better than ever—to simply leave me alone. We have our own spaces, and we have our own fun. We don't need to attend a party where we're clearly not wanted.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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“I’m just a dumb blonde girl who is dating a guy from the alt-right.” Waiting for the boyfriend to be Nick Fuentes…

I'm the naive basic blonde white girl with a boyfriend who's a hardcore right winger

No you are a delusional self hating gay man with a tranny chasing conservative boyfriend, which is business as usual.
OT but it's weird how liberals are all closeted straights and conservatives are closeted gays
>yes I'm a man dating a woman but we're queer and special because I wear nail polish and she has blue hair and no tits
vs
>I'm a strong and masculine example of the ideal man and I love strong American men and values no I'm not a faggot because I sucked a few dicks I have a wife and I hate her

 

[behindyourightnow]

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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

Spoiler: The lovely lady himself:

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Archetypal AGP smirk.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.

Periods come from the uterus lining shedding, not anything physically to do with the ovaries (apart from being influenced by hormones produced there). But this guy has a "period" and thinks it's proof that he has ovaries, but doesn't know if he has a uterus? Where is the blood coming from then you fat tard?

God damn they are all so retarded. Imagine basing your life's obsession on being a woman, and still not even knowing the basics of how female anatomy works.

Assuming he is not outright lying about all of it, "they can't tell if I have a uterus or not in there yet" probably means he had an ultrasound for blood in his urine, and the ultrasound tech refused to answer the weird crossdresser's inappropriate questions about a uterus, because it's not her job and she just wanted to get some pictures to send to the doctor and get the scary brickhon out of her exam room as soon as possible so she could disinfect everything.

Best case scenario, he somehow picked up a kidney infection that spread from a UTI due to terrible troon hygiene and he is going to very euphorically die soon.

 

[SpookyObserver]

There is a couple on 90 day fiance with a Philippines ladyboy and some guy from Las Vegas. It should be required watching for anyone studies troonery. The dude says he isn't gay but works as an assistant to a drag queen, has friends who are flamers, and is into trannies (specifically he says he loves the dick but he has to be a tranny dick lmao), he goes over to the Philippines with no fucking money, sleeps around despite the tranny thinking they're gonna be monogamous, gets gonorrhea from someone's throat, and is so egregiously fucking awful I legit felt bad for the tranny in question. (And no, the tranny doesn't pass even remotely, he's literally just some dude with long hair.)

Those are the types of guys who date trannies. I wouldn't brag about being able to land someone like that TBH.

Ive said it before this thread, the man is a rage baiter. He made his own reddit fansub and posts on 90 day fiance subs trying to get followers for some lond of grift. He knows hes a weird freak he is using it for fame.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Link, people, link. Or archive.

Moar:

Same Energy

 

[Local Farmer]

playing hall of the mountain king while scrolling through the pages in this thread over the past couple of days

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I don't even know what to say about this one

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/UAmr02fSGB

>only women use pepper spray

So I guess my Christmas gift to my Fiancé (a pink m9 ) will make her dysphoric?

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Periods come from the uterus lining shedding, not anything physically to do with the ovaries (apart from being influenced by hormones produced there). But this guy has a "period" and thinks it's proof that he has ovaries, but doesn't know if he has a uterus? Where is the blood coming from then you fat tard?

I always find it extremely funny they think periods are just blood, cramps, being emotional, and craving chocolate. No, your synthetic hormones are not giving you a tgirl period, it's fucking up your gut flora, causing inflammation, and giving you blood shits. The claim it's estrogen causing it isn't even possible for true and honest women because estrogen is at its lowest point during your period.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Spotted on the YT homepage. Nothing screams post apocalyptic trump world and survival like plush toys!
Everyone survived 4 years of trump before, what's different now?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Everyone survived 4 years of trump before, what's different now?

The two big things that are different is that there were a bunch of troonouts with covid, and Trump being back is an omen. Remember, Trump wasn't forced back, he was chosen by many people. He was supposed to be defeated too, so coming back is like having your abusive orange cheeto dad you never ever want to be like come back into your life and treat you like the son/daughter you are and misgender the shit out of you, all while smiling.

 

[Howslans]

The claim it's estrogen causing it isn't even possible for true and honest women because estrogen is at its lowest point during your period.

Don‘t tell them the truth lol it’s much funnier watching troons cry about fake estradiol causing their ‘pmt’ symptoms

 

[Internet Wizard]

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Spotted on the YT homepage. Nothing screams post apocalyptic trump world and survival like plush toys!
Everyone survived 4 years of trump before, what's different now?

The 'arty xisters found this gegBVLL femboy vtuber in the wild
Good laughs to be had