Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

It's the Testosterone. Female bodies just didn't evolve to have Testosterone at male levels, Pooners simply can't deal with it. Add to that a woman who is insane enough to think she is a man is already not playing with a full deck.
They're already impulsive and irrational, add that to to aggression Testosterone causes they just can't handle it, and go rabid.

A lot of it with the hyper aggressive ones as well is overcompensation. They've been gaslighted into thinking they are really men but they have no idea what that actually is, how men feel, or how to act.
They think men are supposed to be assertive but these are women so terrified of being women they try to hide as men, they don't know how to be assertive either, so they think its aggression.
Then if they try "be a man" and "be assertive" obviously a Pooner trying to act manly is comical, people see it and laugh, which makes the Pooner chimp out because the Testosterone means they can't control their temper.

Mild? Powerleveling
As someone who almost fell down the pooner pipeline, it's so multifaceted while culminating into being a fetish and escape that it's quite difficult to explain, and yes I found out later I had PCOS and undiagnosed bipolar disorder that's now both being managed and holy shit all the dysphoria and weirdness goes away when you actually manage a hormone imbalance?? Who'da thunk it. Someone earlier in the thread nailed it in that autoandrophilia manifests differently than autogynophilia and my shot in the dark guess since I'm not a man is woman sexual shit is about fantasy escapism while male sexual shit seems to be more about objectification of themselves or what the object of their sexual fixation is? At least that's what I've interpreted from pooner vs trooner shit I read here and how my male friends who troon'd out describe shit. Yes they totally believe autogynophilia doesn't exist and is a right wing dogwhistle but they only ask other trans woman, yes my opinion as a natal woman is immediately discarded by them

 

[Caesar]

shit seems to be more about objectification of themselves or what the object of their sexual fixation is

well, that's the auto part of AGP, yes.

I suspect part of it is also its less socially acceptable for a woman to be so out and proud about her sex life and fetishes, but they're also probably fleetingly rare if true, also.

 

[powdered toast]

Discrimination even in Massachusetts?
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LOL "nobody was ever allowed legal name changes before troons demanded it and now it's going away again!"

 

[MagneticTowels]

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

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Trannysylvania

 

[FiveStarAce]

The obsession with kids, I think, comes from this stupid fantasy that if they had been allowed to transition as a kid, then their lives would be so much better and they'd pass better and they wouldn't have had a miserable childhood.

Bitch. I don't care. Most children who transition end up regretting it. And then look at Jazz Jennings, an absolute tragic case. I don't know if she'll ever psychologically get to the point where she is able to admit regret, because that would come with the horror of facing the fact that her life was stolen from her at the age of 3.

I Stick to my hypothesis that troonism is mostly the result of arrested development and people nor growing out of magical thinking.

 

[Barbenheimer]

Trump got another one!

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Hi, mtf of 8 months here,

I'm an army reservist, and I get stressed out when I have to present as a boy and dress and groom myself as such for my drill weekends. So I wanted to start the process to change my gender in DEERS so that I would have to adhere to female standards instead of male, especially since my body will continue to change whether I do this or not.

So a couple months ago I approach my lieutenant about changing my gender and he is very supportive about it and tells me that I need a court ordered gender and name change, as well as a note from my doctor saying I'm dysphoric, and finally to fill out some paperwork that he says he'll help me with. I take a month and get those things together minus the army paperwork, then at my next drill I give him the documents and he whispers in my ear, "you are aware of the discrimination you might face in the army?" I tell him yes, he says ok, and then he goes to put the papers into his computer. Unfortunately that weekend we don't get a chance to do the paperwork we need to do, and since the next month is December and we don't have drill that month I decide to hold off until January.

January comes and lieutenant's not coming in, apparently he got sick, so he texts me to talk to someone else when I get a chance and he'll help me. That guy ALSO leaves at lunch without telling anyone and now there's no one to help me with my paperwork.

I'm upset, but it's fine, I've waited 3 months at this point so what's another? But after that drill I get a text from my lieutenant advising me to NOT continue to do my paperwork. He says that with all the political uncertainty that he thinks it's unwise to change my gender, because of someone high up finds out I'm trans and medically discharged me then I'll have to pay back my enlistment bonus (about $20k) he tells me that I'm an adult and I'm free to make my own choice though, but there's no way I can afford to pay that back, so I tell him I'm not gonna pursue my gender change but I'll still be taking my medicine. He says that's fine.

So now I'm sad and just needed to vent, because my body is still going to be changing to a girl's, I'll just look really weird conforming to male standards while having a girl's body, and I'm worried that THAT'S going to cause my more distress than if I just bit the bullet and changed my gender. Because while I'm classed as a male I'll be using male restrooms, having a male haircut, and sleeping with other guys when we go on longer training events.

Thanks for reading

So much for trans don’t join the military just to transition and cost the taxpayers money and be a burden to our military force, seems their only objective was obtaining gender affirming “care” with some comments suggesting bringing up their contract. Good riddance

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Did I do this correct? First archive

 

[Sean Andalou]

A troubled soldier's story.

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing.

Hi, mtf of 8 months here,

I'm an army reservist, and I get stressed out when I have to present as a boy and dress and groom myself as such for my drill weekends. So I wanted to start the process to change my gender in DEERS so that I would have to adhere to female standards instead of male, especially since my body will continue to change whether I do this or not.

So a couple months ago I approach my lieutenant about changing my gender and he is very supportive about it and tells me that I need a court ordered gender and name change, as well as a note from my doctor saying I'm dysphoric, and finally to fill out some paperwork that he says he'll help me with. I take a month and get those things together minus the army paperwork, then at my next drill I give him the documents and he whispers in my ear, "you are aware of the discrimination you might face in the army?" I tell him yes, he says ok, and then he goes to put the papers into his computer. Unfortunately that weekend we don't get a chance to do the paperwork we need to do, and since the next month is December and we don't have drill that month I decide to hold off until January.

January comes and lieutenant's not coming in, apparently he got sick, so he texts me to talk to someone else when I get a chance and he'll help me. That guy ALSO leaves at lunch without telling anyone and now there's no one to help me with my paperwork.

I'm upset, but it's fine, I've waited 3 months at this point so what's another? But after that drill I get a text from my lieutenant advising me to NOT continue to do my paperwork. He says that with all the political uncertainty that he thinks it's unwise to change my gender, because of someone high up finds out I'm trans and medically discharged me then I'll have to pay back my enlistment bonus (about $20k) he tells me that I'm an adult and I'm free to make my own choice though, but there's no way I can afford to pay that back, so I tell him I'm not gonna pursue my gender change but I'll still be taking my medicine. He says that's fine.

So now I'm sad and just needed to vent, because my body is still going to be changing to a girl's, I'll just look really weird conforming to male standards while having a girl's body, and I'm worried that THAT'S going to cause my more distress than if I just bit the bullet and changed my gender. Because while I'm classed as a male I'll be using male restrooms, having a male haircut, and sleeping with other guys when we go on longer training events.

Thanks for reading

Snippet:

... someone high up finds out I'm trans and medically discharged me then I'll have to pay back my enlistment bonus (about $20k) ...

Worth reading the whole thing because it's a scream.

In the comments -- Lots of sympathy and advice including from folks claiming to be veterans.
Sample:

I’m thinking about getting all my trans and queer vets to make a massive stink at the VA over the new director. He’s a real piece of work. Absolute maga dipshit from around my area.

I want him to squirm, so…

Lots of luck with that.

Edited to add -- Somebody just beat me to it.

 

[The Noticer]

my body is still going to be changing to a girl's, I'll just look really weird conforming to male standards while having a girl's body

Tranny pills are magic Polyjuice potions!

I'll be using male restrooms, ... and sleeping with other guys

The real reason he's upset - he can't be around naked and vulnerable women.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Trump got another one!

Again checking their post history. 8 months ago asking if they're trans as a self described femboy. Months later starting estrogen. How the fuck is this happening so fast? You know if you have an actual mental condition how long it takes to get help? How many men low on T can't get hormone replacement therapy and have to fight for it? These people start "questioning" and within 90 days are being juiced up on hormones. It makes me so afraid for these kids out there.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

my body is still going to be changing to a girl's

It's NOT, you fucking degenerate tranny freak!

'll just look really weird conforming to male standards while having a girl's body

You will always have a male body! Fucking delusional bastard! How can such insane autists get into the army in the first place?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Trump got another one!

This freak and his "supportive" LT should both be discharged.
We need to get this fucking clownery out of the military.
It's a fucking joke it was ever permitted in the first place but now we are finally returning to sanity these fucking idiots need to be removed.
It makes us look like a fucking joke, you think the ChiComms have fucking cross dressers taking hormones and LGBTQPHIV+ supportive officers in their military?
You think the Russians do?
We look fucking ridiculous, recruitment is way down becaise the people we'd want and need want no part of being in a fucking Tranny positive military, and the people who do join up after watching the latest LGBTPHIV+ diversity positive recruitment ad aren't people we want and wouldn't be any fucking use if we end up in a shooting war anyway.

 

[Potato Burrito]

These people start "questioning" and within 90 days are being juiced up on hormones. It makes me so afraid for these kids out there.

Afraid for the kids, yes.

But for the AGP adults, the sooner they get to cutting off their balls the better. Hell, that's what they wanted. They called for the end of gatekeeping, they got it. Remember that when they start complaining about how they were pushed into lopping their cocks off by the evil medical establishment.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Again checking their post history. 8 months ago asking if they're trans as a self described femboy. Months later starting estrogen. How the fuck is this happening so fast? You know if you have an actual mental condition how long it takes to get help? How many men low on T can't get hormone replacement therapy and have to fight for it? These people start "questioning" and within 90 days are being juiced up on hormones. It makes me so afraid for these kids out there.

That's the fucked thing about it and why there needs to be legal restrictions on this shit as soon as possible.
The speed that these retards are railroaded through and put on hormones is fucking insane, some pornsick clown gets groomed by other Troons, he goes to the doctor, and within months he's done permanent damage to his endocrine system and he's now at the stage he's grooming others.

It's a fucking mind virus and it's so virulent and so fast acting there needs to be some legal restrictions on these Cultist doctor fucks from speeding these idiots through so fast.
If it's not banned altogether (which it fucking should be, there is no justification for allowing mentally ill delusional people to mutilate themselves over a fetish) then we need to go back to the system we always used to use, where the cross dresser has to live so many years crossdressing, and then be psychologically veted to make sure its not just a fucking creepy AGP with a fetish, but a genuine case of body dysmorphia, and only if all other therapies fail are they then put through the "transition" bullshit.
That's the way it always used to be done, it worked, and what they didn't have was a huge explosion in the numbers of freaks and perverts everywhere, spreading their sickness, "cracking eggs".

This freak is a perfect example of why "gate keeping" was the right way to do it.

Afraid for the kids, yes.

But for the AGP adults, the sooner they get to cutting off their balls the better. Hell, that's what they wanted. They called for the end of gatekeeping, they got it. Remember that when they start complaining about how they were pushed into lopping their cocks off by the evil medical establishment.

See personally that's where I'd differ.
As funny as that idea is, the AGP's I would put in mental asylums where they aren't a danger to women or kids, and can't spread their sickness.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

A lot of it with the hyper aggressive ones as well is overcompensation. They've been gaslighted into thinking they are really men but they have no idea what that actually is, how men feel, or how to act.
They think men are supposed to be assertive but these are women so terrified of being women they try to hide as men, they don't know how to be assertive either, so they think its aggression, they think assertive means always doubling down.
Then if they try "be a man" and "be assertive" obviously a Pooner trying to act manly is comical, people see it and laugh, which makes the Pooner chimp out because the Testosterone means they can't control their temper.

Short pooners giving themselves napoleon complexes, very affirming!

 

[Stan]

Tranny pills are magic Polyjuice potions!

polyjuice only lasts for about an hour.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

polyjuice only lasts for about an hour.

Troonshine doesn't work, forever. A perfect negative image

 

[The Noticer]

polyjuice only lasts for about an hour.

That's about an hour longer than HRT will make people think he's a woman.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Are all trannies banned from the military, or just the ones who have medical treatment?

Like if someone in the military announces they’re non-brainery or that they have a girldick, but doesn’t actually do a thing about it, are they still banned?

Also if a tranny reverted to normality (stopped hormones, changed their passport back to their birth sex etc) would they then be eligible to serve again?

 

[John Tzimiskes]

Gender treatment is pseudoscientific and dangerous and there's too much evidence to hide it anymore.

Call me pessimistic but if troons weren't becoming such a political liability for these people I truly believe they would have hidden and obfuscated the truth no matter how much evidence came out.