Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Plantation Barbie]

View attachment 6985038

Transphobes force trannies into becoming sex pests. Absolute what

The actual article

Quote from the article:

The move followed high profile cases including that of Isla Bryson, who began identifying as a trans woman while awaiting trial for two rapes.

That is the "woman" pictured. He trooned out after committing the crime and both his victims were women.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I wish I was better at finding stuff on Reddit. After all of Trump's recent executive orders, I just know there's gotta be some recent posts somewhere about trannies getting straight up denied obgyn appointments, being told they're dudes and that gynecologists are only for vaginal health, not axe wounds. Maybe even a story from a pooner having their rotdog invalidated during a physical.

I'm glad everyone else is better at this than me. I really appreciate all the posts of trannies wanting to kill themselves over the most mundane shit.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Even in America arrested prostitutes don’t (generally- I’m sure there’s odd circumstances) get the “sex offender” designation. Charges are around “soliciting”, etc. Troon is grasping at straws.

I'm betting very few, if any, people in actual prison are there for prostitution. They generally serve short sentences (if any) in a jail, not a prison.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I'm betting very few, if any, people in actual prison are there for prostitution. They generally serve short sentences (if any) in a jail, not a prison.

Trannies are so retarded that they assume that they can bluff their way through prison saying "I was in here for X" not knowing that they're in an environment where every fucker knows the default length of sentences. No faggot, you're not in here for 14 years and on the sex offender register because you pissed on a car in public while drunk, you very obviously raped someone.

 

[TheIsopod]

Bitch, you just ended a 10+ year relationship with me because I couldn't rep anymore.

The classic tranny that only transitioned to try to get women.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

"Hi all. I have a question for the girlies that date men and are pre-op.
When do you let them know that you have extra bits??"

You don't have 'extra' bits, you misogynist. You have male genitals. Women have female genitals. A vagina is not the absence of a penis.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

I pray for this child.

I swear I read the "I had a big butt as child and everyone kept grabbing it uwu" shtick in dozens of troon posts. I wonder if he's actually 15 or a pedo typing with one hand and hoping to bait actual minors into replying to him.

 

[deermeat]

Man this is getting better every week. Of COURSE, the dude who wants to chop his dick off is on a bunch of SSRIs.

It's golden that every single cabinet appointment exists to legislate this faggot into an early grave.
View attachment 6986534

can someone fill me in on the RFK thing? It feels like another exaggerated lie pushed by legacy media. There's no way they could get rid of SSRIs and anti psychotics. There's medical issues sure but nowhere near enough to warrant removal as it isn't inherently deadly.
I know doctors hand these things out like candy to people who don't even need them but there are thousands of people who do and benefit from it, mainly anti psychotics. So this smells like obvious BS. Though getting rid of stimulants and weight loss drugs would make sense considering plenty of those are already illegal.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

can someone fill me in on the RFK thing?

RFK wants a safety review and a review of prescribing practices (ie are they being too aggressively marketed or overprescribed, inappropriately prescribed). He doesn't want things blanket removed from the market. Of course this level of nuance is beyond the abilities of troons to comprehend.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Troon's girlfriend made a freudian slip but she's not the only one who did...

 

[Programmer Socks]

I got a jumpscare browsing r/outfits today thanks to the account of this troon.

AnnualSkirt9921


"Heading to the yearly adult prom with my partner!"


"Why do I feel like I should be teaching middle school?"


"Tell me I'm pretty!"


"Going to NYE Dinner with my partner"

I fucking hate how they insert themselves into fashion/outfit subs. Repulsive and disturbing.

Edit: Sorry, thought I was in the tranny sideshows thread. C/S/D.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Troon's girlfriend made a freudian slip but she's not the only one who did...

View attachment 6988450

Yeah, shit like this is why so many troons end up alone. Here’s an actual, honest-to-god woman who’s really into him and he’s freaking out over one minor slip. Fucking let it go, man, she’s only saying what everyone’s thinking but apart from that, everything’s golden.

I predict this dumbfuck is going to destroy his relationship over stupid shit like this and end up in a performative relationship with a bald fat man named Lilith.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Troon's girlfriend made a freudian slip but she's not the only one who did...

View attachment 6988450

I checked out that thread and found this. Troon actually gives good advice, is promptly shut down:



Comparing gendie feels to terminal cancer is wild, even for them.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Well this is a bit different.

Hey guys!!! I'll be 1 month on t on the 16th! Wahoo!

I hadn't feel much different except for my dick who has been screaming at me from my pants 24/7 like a dog wailing from a crate under its master's bed. It's fun ngl, i wish purchsasing sex toys from overseas wasnt illegal because MAN am i busy taking care of that. Lmao. lol even.

Anyways! today I woke up with a slight feeling that I had cotton in my troath and my voice felt like it was vibrating (if that makes sense). I wondered if I had catched something in college but no? I feel fine? Just hot like how that Jacob guy was feeling in New Moon (2009).

But my main issue (or only issue really) is that I went to take a nap and when I woke up I was FAMISHED for chicken. ABSOLUTELY RAVENOUS FOR A BIRD. Bro!!! I dont even rmemeber going to the chicken place; I just remembered opening the door, a flash forward to me in the chicken place and then BOOM: Me in my hammoc surrounded by chicken bones and empty honey packets (chicken with honey>>>).

(Nsfw) Also, at some point between the chicken juices dribbling down my chin and my face being stuffed with chicken breast bitten straight from the carcass I got smSO hard about it. And I don't even know if it was the way I was eating the chicken (tho i admit i was going ham on that thing), the fact that I was satisfying my chicken needs or because of the taste alone? I feel like a pervert in the best way but also in a slightly confused way, I've gotten turned on by innocuous shit in the past like someone showing me a new song but never slurping chicken????

Now I feel kinda bad by the way I judged teenage boys in my youth. Man, if I knew they were going feral over the smallest pleasures in life I would have given them more grace. I thought I knew sexual drive until I got on T and the satisfaction of cleaning my house got me railed up. My bad teenage boys, yall didn't make empathy easy but I should have persevered. (Nsfw)

Bacteria to the chicken.

Is this normal? This all consuming hunger? Is it because of the hormones??? I felt like I was a vampire in a frenzy but instead of sucking the life force off of a virgin I was sucking chicken bones it was WACK.

And if this animalistic chicken eating episodes are normal, when do they stop? Lord know I don't have chicken-once-a-week money so this better get under control FAST.

Also. The way people talk about hormone changes I thought it would be gradual, not a bunch of nothing followed by puberty hitting you like a brick to the dick, would have loved a heads up lmao.

EDIT: WHY THE FUCK WAS I FLASH-BANGED BY MY OWN POST ON TWITTER DOT COM

One month on T and she's turned into a werewolf apparently.

 

[Fort Brooks]

Well this is a bit different.

BACTERIA TO THE CHICKEN.

What the fuck did I just read? There's just so much going on here. Getting turned on by being shown music? Chicken arousal?

The sad thing is that this girl seems retarded and can't even write properly, but has been indoctrinated and approved (probably) to destroy herself with radical hormone therapy. Not only that, but from the sounds of it being given waaaay to high of a dosage, and wasn't even aware of the actual effects. Sucking chicken bones? What?!

 

[Streaky]

Well this is a bit different.

forgot i was on the tranny thread and thought this was a post from /r/moreplatesmoredates just based off the title

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I checked out that thread and found this. Troon actually gives good advice, is promptly shut down:

View attachment 6988489

Comparing gendie feels to terminal cancer is wild, even for them.

“No, OP, your girlfriend is an abusive bitch queen from hell who’s probably going to slip T into your food. Only we are your friends.”

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Re: diabetes and military service: according to NIH
Generally, someone with Type 1 diabetes would be considered "not fit for service" in the military or other roles requiring high physical demands due to the potential risk of sudden hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) which could impair judgment and ability to perform duties safely, even with good management; however, individual assessments are crucial

Slight PL
Someone I know was unable to reenlist due to bulimia leading to rumination syndrome. They went for treatment while on active duty, bam. Career over.

But dilation was A-OK until last week.

 

[Syikeblade]

This pooner has fully transitioned but her family refuses to affirm her identity.

Spoiler: Totally not a mental illness

I started my transition in 2013 or 2014. When I look in the mirror I pass for a man but I am rarely gendered correctly, except on the phone. I am out to everyone in my life yet they either disregard it (they do not believe in the gender identity stuff, and there's nothing I can do to change their minds about that) or treat me like a third-gender or masculine woman. In society, I exist entirely as a woman. In my head, I thought I was a man, but with further understanding of how gender works I realize that I align more with womanhood and I'm likely never going to be a man in the way I want to be a man, and it is healthier for me to accept I am a woman than to continue to pursue something that is hurting myself and the people around me. I still experience dysphoria to an absurd degree. I desperately want to be a man. I have wanted to be male since elementary school or earlier. I don't really know what to do anymore. I can't start testosterone because I'm already taking testosterone. I can't cut my hair because it's already short. I can't change my closet because I already wear exclusively men's clothing. I can't get surgery because I've already had surgery. I can't come out to people with preferred name and pronouns because I've already come out to them and they've already decided they don't see me that way. I daydream of moving far away and starting a new life surrounded by people who will only see me as a man and eventually I forget that I was ever a woman, but I hate the idea of leaving everything behind, and I know that a change in location is so unlikely to be the solution when it's my life, myself, that is the problem. Like I thought switching jobs and introducing myself as a man would be the start to going stealth but I was clocked almost immediately and I'm certain the same exact thing is going to happen, over again. My main goal is to stop living with dysphoria. I don't even really care if I am a man or a woman anymore, I just want these feelings to go away. Ideally I could become a man. I am reaching out because I want to know if there is any hope that I can, I don't know, try transitioning harder or something or if this is just something I live with the rest of my life. I am honestly fine being a woman for the rest of my life but I just want the dysphoria gone.

She actually doesn't mind being a woman but only because she knows no one will go along with her delusions.
So of course here are a few comments I found trying to support and save this sad pooner.






Aka you need to force them to use your pronouns otherwise you'll kill yourself!

Narcissistic freaks.

Archive Link

 

[Necrosan]

Tranny audits his friends:

"Did you vote for Boland Grumpf?"

"Yes, because society has way bigger issues than crossdressing faggots' feelings"

"OMG NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN"

"...but we don't talk at all...?"