Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[FatMebius]

>Outing "her" as trans to anyone "she" shows it to.

Like one look at his face wouldn't do that.
I don't think this retard realizes that filters don't work IRL.
Without filters the dude looks like any other twink.

Pretty much this.

It's filters and lighting. If you saw the dude face to face you wouldn't think that.
I hear people say this but he doesn't look any more like a female than Dylan Mulvaney to me.

He passed well in the grand scheme of Hollywood trannies. Like better than the troon sheboon from Orange is the New Black. But, that's not saying much. You get more virtue signaling points from casting someone who's still obviously a dude rather than casting one who looks more like a girl.

Because if no one can tell they're progressive and on the good side of the political spectrum, why bother?

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Children don't need smartphones. Children don't need smartphones. Children don't need smartphones. Children don't need smartphones.

Absolutely this. It’s putting a drug needle into their fucking brain. Not just their arm. It bypasses the blood brain barrier.

Family computer in an open space with time limits.

None of this digital latchkey kid stuff of being groomed by discord, anime, roblox, etc etc

I am 110% for STEM but not for doomscrolling or letting kids into anywhere sketchy online, again like discord or roblox or snapchat.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

@Sourceress said:

in indigenous American tribes that had so-called "third gender" roles (not Two-Spirit, which was invented in the 90s, lol) as well as in other parts of the world, "third gender" roles existed to describe individuals, usually gay men, who gravitated towards the gender roles assigned to the opposite sex.

One of the Native American cultures that had a third gender for effeminate men was the Zuni - they called them "lhamana." One Zuni lhamana, We'wha, was around in the late 1800s and traveled to Washington DC, where he met President Cleveland, demonstrated Zuni weaving techniques for museums, and made the rounds of the high society cocktail parties. There's an interesting biography of We'wha that gathers up everything that was known about him, a lot of it written by an anthropologist who knew him (which is how he ended up visiting DC).

The bio was published in 1992, so it's refreshingly free of modern gender politics. Instead, though, it has AIDS-era gay politics, and the author is more interested in seeing We'wha as a modern gay man than in what the Zuni believed. Still, the book collects all the photos and 1800s writing, and you can just skim the author's commentary.

We'wha was six feet tall - if you're picturing some kind of HSTS Pocahontas, check out this gigantic slab of Zuni hon!



This is not an L, and traveling to DC to be hailed as an "Indian princess" and weave on the National Mall is pretty awesome.

quote and replay aren't working for me rn

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

That’s a very good point about not reacting extremely either way. The best thing you can say to a trans kid is “meh.” You’re not encouraging it, but they can’t run to the internet and cry about how heckin’ mean you are, either.

This might be overdoing it but if someone I knew had a trans kid, I would recommend coming up with a plan for more extreme scenarios. Hopefully you’ll never need it, but these kids are coached online by older troons on how to manipulate their parents, up to and including threatening suicide. Decide on rules and stick to them “If he/she threatens self-harm, I’ll call 911.” Warn them once and then follow through if they persist.

I would try to change the subject as long as that works and point out that there are pre important things to focus on but also it would be bad to instill in a sense that repeatedly ignoring strong preferences is a healthy and normal environment.

It’s a balancing act and I’m sure every situation is different.

If at all possible I would lean more towards directness but not the “because I said so” kind but putting in the work of a dossier of why not. For a teen you could just use the SRS surgeries gone wrong here on the site.

It’s not like a good parent refuses to entertain the delusions because the parent is irrational, it’s because it’s catering to the levels of mental illness of cutting off body parts and sexual perversion, and is widely documented to just be social contagion, and just a nearly endless list of sexual dysfunction, mental illness, direct results of autism, grooming, delusions, perversion, early childhood exposure to pornography (never expose to pornography, treat it like a hard drug), some of the worst self mutilation possible in the modern day.

Grooming a child into troonery should be treated just the same as physical sexual abuse.

 

[truth_seeker]

How much money did this dude spend on feminization surgeries? I hate to admit, but his surgeon did a fantastic job.

Still a dude and a freak, but impressive nonetheless.

Edit: finished the video.
Still a dude, a freak and also an entitled asshole: "I'm thin, famous and beautiful" fuck you nigga, even if you were a woman, saying this automatically turns you into an ugly person to most people.

he is a castrato. started the blockers and hormones in early teens. which is why the voice never dropped. idk what you see, maybe it's a filter, he still looks distinctly male especially considering his bone structure. His troonness is way more visible in this picture of him with a group of females in the euphoria series cast. still looks blatently like an adolescent boy .

 

[femoralcanal]

His troonness is way more visible in this picture of him with a group of females

Absolutely. When he is next to real women, the illusion does fade away.

I don’t know the dude, but I'm guessing he has the long limbs and manly shoulders most of them do. If so, those baggy clothes are definitely part of the trick.

 

[Procrastinhater]

he is a castrato. started the blockers and hormones in early teens. which is why the voice never dropped. idk what you see, maybe it's a filter, he still looks distinctly male especially considering his bone structure. His troonness is way more visible in this picture of him with a group of females of the euphoria series cast. still looks blatently like an adolescent boy .
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Perfect illustration. The people who say he looks female are fucking blind. As soon as you see him next to actual women its even more obvious. His whole facial structure here and just the top of his torso are a clear giveaway.
Its no joke to say none of them pass. The best they can manage is in carefully curated and filtered stil pictures, with no other women in frame to illustrate the difference.
As soon as any of those things is missing the illusion collapses.

And IRL face to face its gonna be even more obvious.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

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[Mad_Dog]

One of the Native American cultures that had a third gender for effeminate men was the Zuni - they called them "lhamana." One Zuni lhamana, We'wha, was around in the late 1800s and traveled to Washington DC, where he met President Cleveland, demonstrated Zuni weaving techniques for museums, and made the rounds of the high society cocktail parties. There's an interesting biography of We'wha that gathers up everything that was known about him, a lot of it written by an anthropologist who knew him (which is how he ended up visiting DC).

The bio was published in 1992, so it's refreshingly free of modern gender politics. Instead, though, it has AIDS-era gay politics, and the author is more interested in seeing We'wha as a modern gay man than in what the Zuni believed. Still, the book collects all the photos and 1800s writing, and you can just skim the author's commentary.

We'wha was six feet tall - if you're picturing some kind of HSTS Pocahontas, check out this gigantic slab of Zuni hon!

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This is not an L, and traveling to DC to be hailed as an "Indian princess" and weave on the National Mall is pretty awesome.

quote and replay aren't working for me rn

That's PocaHONtas

 

[monstrous bubo]

A bit of privilege checking, anyone?

Going against the tide here… a lot (certainly not all) of what he says is spot on. US transfolx are fucking blind to how good they have it, and the idea that Terf Island or anywhere else is better is hilarious. He accidentally admits transitioning is Western decadence. He is also totally based on the wonders of the free market. For once, check your privilege is correct. If only he didn’t wear a dress…

Obviously this was all in jest but one guy said that if trannies in the West did what Hijras did they'd be based.

There’s a video of one in the SRS thread self-castrating, which is committing to the bit, I suppose.

That’s a very good point about not reacting extremely either way. The best thing you can say to a trans kid is “meh.” You’re not encouraging it, but they can’t run to the internet and cry about how heckin’ mean you are, either.

Yeah, this was the successful strategy used by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with Shiloh, and seems to be working with Ben Affleck’s and Jennifer Garner’s daughter Serafina, or Fin for short. Fin went through her buzzcut and suit stage, and is now growing her hair out and sporting a fringe and cute little pigtails. Neither set of parents talked about their brave little gender warrior, or had publicists tell the media to call her a boy. Each girl officially was a daughter. Pretty good parenting from otherwise crazy people.

Fake news you can't apply online for a Passport meaning he had to go in person, and he said he submitted on January 20th which is Inauguration Day which was also MLK Day meaning all Post Offices and Government Building were closed. Also, you're not going to get a passport in 6 days.

Did they say they were American? Some of us don’t live in third world countries and can get passports pretty quickly.

THREAD TAX

Some based kids refuse to put up with their dad’s degeneracy. Sad, not enough such cases!


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Myself or my Children?​

General Question

I find myself in an impossible situation. To give a brief background I am 35, recently divorced (separated 2023, divorced last august) with 2 kids (10+12). I finally decided to start transitioning (MtF) so that I could live as my authentic self in august, started HRT and laser hair removal in September. I didn’t have a lot of support so I kind of rolled out slowly, telling a few of my friends first, then my parents (who haven’t really been supportive), then my ex. She seemed ok at first but then came back and said she had major problems with it and I shouldn’t do it and shouldn’t tell the kids at thanksgiving or at all and I should wait until they are 18. Which seemed unreasonable. I ended up telling my kids while I had them (their mother moved them to FL in august) for Christmas/new years and that pissed off their mom. They initially seemed ok with it. Maybe thinking it’s weird or struggling to process it, but they seemed ok with it, like they would be willing to work with me.

A couple of weeks ago my ex told me that my daughter (10) didnt want to talk to me. She was uncomfortable with my transition and only wanted to talk once or twice a week. Ok. That turned into just not ever wanting to talk to me quickly. Now two days ago my ex told me that neither of my kids wants to talk to me at all (which the part of my son really bothered me, I didn’t see that coming), that they don’t want to come see me as we had planned for spring break, that they had asked if they could change their last names so that they didnt share mine and wanted her to start court proceedings so they dont have to see me anymore.

Now all this is kind of coming out of left field for me, and I don’t think it’s fair because I don’t get much opportunity to talk to them, they have her influence constantly, they see a therapist she picked and only ever hears her side, and I’m hundreds of miles away. But it’s not just coming from her. She put my daughter on the phone that night who said a lot of the same things her mother said and wouldn’t listen to me or let me try to reason with her. I talked to my son yesterday and things seemed better at the end of the conversation, but today when I tried to talk to them it was back to nothing, and then I was sent a picture of my son crying immediately after and told by him that he doesnt want me to transition, he wants a dad, etc. The point has been made multiple times by my ex and my daughter that me transitioning is a selfish act and that I only care about myself and not them. We all say we would die for our children, but what do you do when your children are the ones asking you to die for them? for no reason other than they are uncomfortable?

All of this cuts me to my core. I never imagined things would go this way. Difficult? Yes. But not impossible. They have said and made it clear that they do not want me to transition, and that me continuing to transition will mean them cutting me out of their life.

We do have a court order and I feel reasonably confident especially since we already bought plane tickets that I can compel them to come regardless, I think my son would still be willing to, but I don’t know if it’s the best course of action to force my daughter if she really doesn’t want to (and she is adamant about that). I can’t help but think they are parroting their mother and just pawns in her game to hurt me. At the very least she is fanning the flames in the direction she wants instead of helping persuade them to show love and compassion towards me as I have for her. I can understand why they would be nervous, uncomfortable, confused, etc about this. It's not something they have seen in life or have any idea how to handle, but I feel like she threw out just dont talk to your dad anymore and they ran with it. Either way it doesnt change the fact that an ultimatum has basically been thrown down.

And the choice is lose my kids, or lose myself. I can barely begin to process this. It is a lose-lose scenario for me and I don’t know what to do or even how to start figuring that out. And there’s always the possibility that I could detransition and the cats out of the bag and they still wouldn’t want anything to do with me. But I either am true to myself and pursue being my authentic self (which I feel comfortable in my own skin for the first time ever now) but lose my kids, possibly forever. Or I basically destroy myself for their sake and keep my kids but go back to a life in misery. I don’t know how to do either and I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do either. I can’t see myself living without my kids, and I can’t see myself living as a man going forward. I don’t think I can split myself and not continue to transition medically and just be myself in private or with select people. But I also don’t think I can repress like I did before and move on.

I feel impotent to try to make anything positive happen here. Maybe if I can get them to still come for their spring break in a couple of weeks I can get them to work with me. But I don’t know how.
I’m not looking for a magic bullet - there isn’t one. But any guidance, experiences, wisdom, insights are helpful. Or just support.

Boo fucking hoo, bitch tits. We all know you’ll choose the coom over the kids.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

These kids lost their dad and now have to deal with a monster in a dress. That's traumatizing. The tranny chose to reject being their father, of course they are repulsed by him. We don't know how he acts around him after telling them that he is going to troon out. He is probably scaring the shit out of them with his ugly tranny behaviour like talking with a high voice and acting faggy.

I also love how the kids want to change their last names. They hate this degenerate freak and he deserves it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The Passport thing has become American Troons way to play the victim once Trump's in office all these fags need passports. They couldn't have gone down before he was reelected or took office.

Also adding it was January 20th like it was a fuck you to Trump this troon had to be American he wanted to act like he got a win on Trump without realizing by choosing that date he also revealed it wasn't true because all the offices would have been closed for the double reason of the Inauguration and MLK Day. Then he didn't realize it takes 4 to 6 weeks to get a passport once you submit your paperwork and pay off the fees.

I don't think he mentioned his nationality, but it sounds like an American troon trying to get a fake W.

 

[CryptoHermit]

gigantic slab of Zuni hon!

RIP for Zuni lurkers on KF. I still appreciate your waffle garden designs that take advantage of your desert lands broseph. Cool stuff. The Resurgence of Waffle Gardens

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Look this is what I mean

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It’s not just wide shoulders or gap - I have both. My whole hand width fits in easily, but nobody mistakes me for a man or my breasts for fake breasts. Trannies take note.

Oh, Stan. The abyss has gazed into you.

And you accused me of being Android Raptor?

 

[Pitch]

Myself or my Children?​

General Question

I find myself in an impossible situation. To give a brief background I am 35, recently divorced (separated 2023, divorced last august) with 2 kids (10+12). I finally decided to start transitioning (MtF) so that I could live as my authentic self in august, started HRT and laser hair removal in September. I didn’t have a lot of support so I kind of rolled out slowly, telling a few of my friends first, then my parents (who haven’t really been supportive), then my ex. She seemed ok at first but then came back and said she had major problems with it and I shouldn’t do it and shouldn’t tell the kids at thanksgiving or at all and I should wait until they are 18. Which seemed unreasonable. I ended up telling my kids while I had them (their mother moved them to FL in august) for Christmas/new years and that pissed off their mom. They initially seemed ok with it. Maybe thinking it’s weird or struggling to process it, but they seemed ok with it, like they would be willing to work with me.

A couple of weeks ago my ex told me that my daughter (10) didnt want to talk to me. She was uncomfortable with my transition and only wanted to talk once or twice a week. Ok. That turned into just not ever wanting to talk to me quickly. Now two days ago my ex told me that neither of my kids wants to talk to me at all (which the part of my son really bothered me, I didn’t see that coming), that they don’t want to come see me as we had planned for spring break, that they had asked if they could change their last names so that they didnt share mine and wanted her to start court proceedings so they dont have to see me anymore.

Now all this is kind of coming out of left field for me, and I don’t think it’s fair because I don’t get much opportunity to talk to them, they have her influence constantly, they see a therapist she picked and only ever hears her side, and I’m hundreds of miles away. But it’s not just coming from her. She put my daughter on the phone that night who said a lot of the same things her mother said and wouldn’t listen to me or let me try to reason with her. I talked to my son yesterday and things seemed better at the end of the conversation, but today when I tried to talk to them it was back to nothing, and then I was sent a picture of my son crying immediately after and told by him that he doesnt want me to transition, he wants a dad, etc. The point has been made multiple times by my ex and my daughter that me transitioning is a selfish act and that I only care about myself and not them. We all say we would die for our children, but what do you do when your children are the ones asking you to die for them? for no reason other than they are uncomfortable?

All of this cuts me to my core. I never imagined things would go this way. Difficult? Yes. But not impossible. They have said and made it clear that they do not want me to transition, and that me continuing to transition will mean them cutting me out of their life.

We do have a court order and I feel reasonably confident especially since we already bought plane tickets that I can compel them to come regardless, I think my son would still be willing to, but I don’t know if it’s the best course of action to force my daughter if she really doesn’t want to (and she is adamant about that). I can’t help but think they are parroting their mother and just pawns in her game to hurt me. At the very least she is fanning the flames in the direction she wants instead of helping persuade them to show love and compassion towards me as I have for her. I can understand why they would be nervous, uncomfortable, confused, etc about this. It's not something they have seen in life or have any idea how to handle, but I feel like she threw out just dont talk to your dad anymore and they ran with it. Either way it doesnt change the fact that an ultimatum has basically been thrown down.

And the choice is lose my kids, or lose myself. I can barely begin to process this. It is a lose-lose scenario for me and I don’t know what to do or even how to start figuring that out. And there’s always the possibility that I could detransition and the cats out of the bag and they still wouldn’t want anything to do with me. But I either am true to myself and pursue being my authentic self (which I feel comfortable in my own skin for the first time ever now) but lose my kids, possibly forever. Or I basically destroy myself for their sake and keep my kids but go back to a life in misery. I don’t know how to do either and I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do either. I can’t see myself living without my kids, and I can’t see myself living as a man going forward. I don’t think I can split myself and not continue to transition medically and just be myself in private or with select people. But I also don’t think I can repress like I did before and move on.

I feel impotent to try to make anything positive happen here. Maybe if I can get them to still come for their spring break in a couple of weeks I can get them to work with me. But I don’t know how.
I’m not looking for a magic bullet - there isn’t one. But any guidance, experiences, wisdom, insights are helpful. Or just support.

So the kids are crying and begging the dad not to troon out and they don't want anything to do with him and his response is " I am going to use a court order to force you to visit me" and then cry when they continue to hate him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Boo fucking hoo, bitch tits. We all know you’ll choose the coom over the kids.

The way he gloats that "I have a court order and I'm pretty sure I can compel them to come regardless" is fucking infuriating and shows just how selfish this sick perverted piece of shit is. Its all about him, not content with having clearly traumatized his kids, he's planning on trying to weaponize the court and force them to take part in his fetish too.
I don't blame the kids for not wanting anything to do with him, and their Mom is doing the right thing protecting them from that sick fuck.

Total self absorbed fucking retard, he thinks because his son was likely in shock talking to him and didn't go on an immediate TTD rant (that the poor kid is most likely feeling once the shock wears off) that means he "was more accepting" despite having been sent the photographic evidence of the emotional damage he's done to the kid immediately after.

If his kids are in hysterics long distance knowing their father is a sick fucking cross dresser that chose a fetish over them, what the fuck does he think "compelling" them to have to go and be around that fetish behavior in person will do?
Dudes gonna be very lucky if his son doesn't beat the living shit out of him for what he's done to his family as soon as he gets old enough, because thats what most men would do if their father abandoned the family to LARP as a fucking princess because he got warped by sissy porn.

Best thing this freak can do is make sure his life insurance is in order and have an accident thats believable enough for it to pay out. That family is better without Lillith in their lives.

 

[Harold Godwinson]

We all say we would die for our children, but what do you do when your children are the ones asking you to die for them? for no reason other than they are uncomfortable?

Aside from the usual tranny hyperbole of “B-b-but me not being able to wear women’s underwear is licherally genocide, you’re killing me!!!!” I need to know what this retard’s idea of sacrifice is, considering he has already decided his feelings are more important than his kids’.

Fathers used to destroy their bodies working in mines or get blown into a pink mist fighting in wars so their kids could have a better life - how hard is it to stop acting like a heinous faggot for 5 minutes so your kids aren’t ashamed to be related to you?

I’d say he should rope but his kids have clearly already gone through enough.

Anyways:
Everyone point and laugh at the beer-bellied brick hon! Maybe hop on the treadmill instead of gooning to sissy porn once in a while you fat fuck. Wait, let me guess - his idea of sacrifice is stealing only one sausage off his kids‘ dinner plates instead of two

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

The way he gloats that "I have a court order and I'm pretty sure I can compel them to come regardless" is fucking infuriating and shows just how selfish this sick perverted piece of shit is. Its all about him, not content with having clearly traumatized his kids, he's planning on trying to weaponize the court and force them to take part in his fetish too.
I don't blame the kids for not wanting anything to do with him, and their Mom is doing the right thing protecting them from that sick fuck.

Total self absorbed fucking retard, he thinks because his son was likely in shock talking to him and didn't go on an immediate TTD rant (that the poor kid is most likely feeling once the shock wears off) that means he "was more accepting" despite having been sent the photographic evidence of the emotional damage he's done to the kid immediately after.

If his kids are in hysterics long distance knowing their father is a sick fucking cross dresser that chose a fetish over them, what the fuck does he think "compelling" them to have to go and be around that fetish behavior in person will do?
Dudes gonna be very lucky if his son doesn't beat the living shit out of him for what he's done to his family as soon as he gets old enough, because thats what most men would do if their father abandoned the family to LARP as a fucking princess because he got warped by sissy porn.

Best thing this freak can do is make sure his life insurance is in order and have an accident thats believable enough for it to pay out. That family is better without Lillith in their lives.

Notice he only seems to care about his son visiting and already immediately dismissed his daughter as a lost cause to him

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Notice he only seems to care about his son visiting and already immediately dismissed his daughter as a lost cause to him

I have the suspicion that he will try to troon out his son.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Notice he only seems to care about his son visiting and already immediately dismissed his daughter as a lost cause to him

Yeah I've got a horrible suspicion the sick fuck is planning to try to use that court order to set himself up to groom his own son.
These motherfuckers should be on the sex offenders register, especially ones that Troon out on their families.
If not the actual sex offenders register then there needs to be a parralel register so people know not to trust them around kids. This is a fucking mind virus and Troons are almost pathologically driven to "crack eggs" and infect others, and theres too many cases of a Troonified or otherwise Gendershit parent that ends up contaminating their kids too.