Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Two by Four]

Also I can’t find how to archive off the app and the OP is a faggot who has an nsfw profile so it won’t let me view it without the app,

PSA: Change the url to old.reddit.com - problem solved, no app required. You can also get browser extensions that will automatically redirect you.

 

[Barbenheimer]

A treat for the religious Kiwis lurking: a tranny goes to church and is immediately escorted out by a pastor, who lays down a Bible verse that shakes him to his core.

As long as a troon is genuinely wanting to seek the Lord and willing to change their sinful ways church is the best place for them to be, yeah they’re a freak even currently but Jesus will work on their life if they’re willing to repent, not a pastor. Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible and make them go to pro-trans safe places that preach and reinforce to them that God made them trans, that God made trans kids and supports transitioning, etc. If they cross the line while at church, eyeing children, then cast them out into the hellfire

PSA: Change the url to old.reddit.com - problem solved, no app required.

Total game changer, thanks

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

I remember being... 13ish? Me and a buddy did a panty raid on a girl's sleepover down the road (his girlfriend was there) and were expecting to live out the fantasies we'd hyped ourselves up with, both from early introduction to porn and hollywood movies making every teen girl out to be hornier than the guys were.

They were in the ugliest, baggiest pajamas, completely undone face and hair, sat cross legged in the living room watching late night MTV and painting their nails. They were literally just talking about their nails. Nothing else. Oh, and they called my mom and tattled on us so we all got in huge trouble, but that's kind of what we deserved for scaring the crap out of them at 12:30am by stalking around their windows.

It was a pretty good wake up call. Maybe seeing it from the inside will teach the troon that fantasy and reality are different words for a reason?

Nah he will 100% guaranteed try to molest them, and probably be very insistent about it. Also guaranteed that the handmaidens will not learn anything from it.

suggests that more older brothers increases the likelihood that the younger is gay due to maternal hormones attacking the fetus.

So... they're born this way. Just not because of a gene.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

As long as a troon is genuinely wanting to seek the Lord and willing to change their sinful ways church is the best place for them to be, yeah they’re a freak even currently but Jesus will work on their life if they’re willing to repent, not a pastor. Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible and make them go to pro-trans safe places that preach and reinforce to them that God made them trans, that God made trans kids and supports transitioning, etc. If they cross the line while at church, eyeing children, then cast them out into the hellfire



Total game changer, thanks

Disagree. If a man is wearing women’s clothes, introducing himself as a woman, using the women’s bathroom, etc - the pastor can ask him to leave or present himself as a man.

A lot of young families are turned away from church because of this bullshit tolerance.

People are saved through god and god’s grace alone. I hate when churches decide the cross dressers HAVE to stay because where else will they find god?? It’s hubris and it pushes most other people away from the church.

Sorry, I digress

 

[Sean Andalou]

Hmm. Any Mormons here?

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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

As long as a troon is genuinely wanting to seek the Lord and willing to change their sinful ways church is the best place for them to be, yeah they’re a freak even currently but Jesus will work on their life if they’re willing to repent, not a pastor. Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible and make them go to pro-trans safe places that preach and reinforce to them that God made them trans, that God made trans kids and supports transitioning, etc. If they cross the line while at church, eyeing children, then cast them out into the hellfire

Nope. He needs to start by dropping the lies and presenting himself to the church as the man he is, not as some simpering fag in womanface asking for she/her and to be called Lilith.

That is the absolute bare minimum starting point to show you are serious about repentance and turning your life around. Until then, you're a menace to the kids and possibly more, in the parish.

 

[Paper Machete]

As long as a troon is genuinely wanting to seek the Lord and willing to change their sinful ways church is the best place for them to be, yeah they’re a freak even currently but Jesus will work on their life if they’re willing to repent, not a pastor. Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible and make them go to pro-trans safe places that preach and reinforce to them that God made them trans, that God made trans kids and supports transitioning, etc. If they cross the line while at church, eyeing children, then cast them out into the hellfire

If they're at the point they want to "repent" and seek help they would already know that crossdressing is a no-no and not show up in full troonface. They would go there with the intention of seeking spiritual guidance to curb their desires to indulge such a fetish. This troon in question 100% went there because he wanted to shove his perversion in front of Church going people and them be quiet about it. Letting people into the "fold" despite not proving themselves or knowing their intentions is part of why many churches are so weakened and as another poster mentioned, why a lot of people no longer trust them. A pastor's job isn't just to let in new people but to protect his current "flock".

This one did so and good on him.

 

[Syikeblade]

Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible

No they do that anyways as a way of rebellion.
The pastor did the right thing in not letting him indulge his fetish.

 

[Email]

It hurts when a normal person you befriended troons out and suddenly hates his own life and you're unable to tell him that he's retarded because it's transphobic.
Now if only this faggot would stop posting his in-grown hair curled thighs like it's anything but disgusting.
What a fat retard. What a sad gay faggot world.

 

[Nick Obre]

The other theories are thing people bring up sometimes so it was on my mind lol

To this and all the other theorizing and such:

We know the reason. It's the behavioral sink produced by overpopulation and abundance of resources.

It's the mouse utopia.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

cant poop while wearing binder

I truly, hand-on-heart have no fucking idea what this retard is talking about. Being unable to shit until you first remove an article of upper body clothing is like not being able to hear until you take your shoes off. Is this just some autism/OCD thing that she just assumes is a common among all people?

 

[Cake Point]

I truly, hand-on-heart have no fucking idea what this retard is talking about. Being unable to shit until you first remove an article of upper body clothing is like not being able to hear until you take your shoes off. Is this just some autism/OCD thing that she just assumes is a common among all people?

But I did hear about some people who have to take every piece of their clothing off whenever they want to take shit, even in public toilets, or else they're not gonna be able to do it. Probably some form of retardation yeah

 

[SnergenFlergen]

But I did hear about some people who have to take every piece of their clothing off whenever they want to take shit, even in public toilets, or else they're not gonna be able to do it. Probably some form of retardation yeah

That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard in my life. Can anyone shed any light on why people feel the need to do this? It can't be for hygiene reasons, because (especially in public lavatories) they'd presumably be placing their clothes on the piss-soaked floor while they have a shit. That's fucking revolting.

There is no functional reason to do that. I can't see a person being compelled to strip naked to have a shit for any reason other than pure, animalistic retardation.

 

[Farsided]

What does she do when she showers? You can't wear a binder 24/7.

So long as she got teet, until doctor gets to yeet.
Binder and imposter, blindfold in the shower.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

I truly, hand-on-heart have no fucking idea what this retard is talking about. Being unable to shit until you first remove an article of upper body clothing is like not being able to hear until you take your shoes off. Is this just some autism/OCD thing that she just assumes is a common among all people?

A binder restricts the freedom of the thorax, simple as. The stupid pooners wearing them literally cannot breathe properly. It's a new-age corset, I don't imagine any high-born Victorian waif was able to shit easily in full gear either.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

A 5'10" female can easily be 120-125lbs. That would still be larger than a runway model or even high-fashion editorial model, and probably have more muscle mass than an average weight woman.

That weight is near anorexia BMI (17.9 vs 17.5). I mean obviously there are women who have that weight and height but it's not healthy or normal looking.

 

[gampboonerisms]

That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard in my life. Can anyone shed any light on why people feel the need to do this? It can't be for hygiene reasons, because (especially in public lavatories) they'd presumably be placing their clothes on the piss-soaked floor while they have a shit. That's fucking revolting.

There is no functional reason to do that. I can't see a person being compelled to strip naked to have a shit for any reason other than pure, animalistic retardation.

And taking the shoes off to take your pants off. Ive never met someone who takes their clothes off to shit, and i hope i never do, cause it sounds insanely fat and retarded.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

A binder restricts the freedom of the thorax, simple as. The stupid pooners wearing them literally cannot breathe properly. It's a new-age corset, I don't imagine any high-born Victorian waif was able to shit easily in full gear either.

I've given this far more thought than is probably advisable and I'm still not getting it. A chest binder is, by the looks of things, basically just a tight cropped vest. I'm not seeing how that would prevent much of anything, especially any activity that involves a toilet.

Taking a shit doesn't usually involve all that much by way of abdominal movement. People don't generally do Pilates or the YMCA dance while they're taking a shit, you usually just sort of sit down. I fail to see how someone wearing a chest binder would struggle more to sit on a toilet than they would on any other chair. Also this pooner presumably also has to sit down to take a manly piss, so why is this problem exclusive to shitting and not pissing? Shitting shouldn't be all that much more strenuous on the abdomen and airway than pissing is, unless your diet consists entirely of cheese and concrete.

The pooner in question is either autistic or monstrously overweight. Possibly both.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

A treat for the religious Kiwis lurking: a tranny goes to church and is immediately escorted out by a pastor, who lays down a Bible verse that shakes him to his core.
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The Troon fears the Cross


Edit: Tranny Theology: if getting your dick inverted and becoming a monstrosity is so bad, why do you eat bacon?

 

[Positron]

Edit: Tranny Theology: if getting your dick inverted and becoming a monstrosity is so bad, why do you eat bacon?

The Lord sent a vision to Peter that every animal is edible as long as it is made clean by the Lord. The Lord never inform us that it is okay to dress in the clothes of the opposite sex.