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[Sean Andalou]

Another marriage about to become rocky.

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[Screamer_2]

That one troon crying because he doesn't get to look like Megan Fox due to not starting puberty blockers early... does he not realize that most women (REAL WOMEN) won't come anywhere close to looking like Megan Fox? Megan Fox and other women like her are famous because they're stunningly gorgeous, they're in the top percentile for looks. Most people, regardless of their sex, will never be able to look like a super model, no matter how hard they try. The average person is going to look, well, average. Looking at his photos, he's extremely average looking, both as a child and now as an adult. He could have looked like a normal man, now he just looks like a freak.

He isn't the first troon I've seen with this mindset. I've seen way too many troons and pooners cry about the fact that they don't look like a super model because they started hormones and puberty blockers late. They truly believe it's puberty that ruined their chances of being hot and sexy and not the fact that they are simply average/ugly looking to begin with.

Megan Fox doesn't even look like a real woman anymore. They'd have a better chance of looking like Megan Fox in 2025 than how she looked in the first Transformers movie. There's a joke there I can't be bothered formalating.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

That one troon crying because he doesn't get to look like Megan Fox due to not starting puberty blockers early... does he not realize that most women (REAL WOMEN) won't come anywhere close to looking like Megan Fox? Megan Fox and other women like her are famous because they're stunningly gorgeous, they're in the top percentile for looks. Most people, regardless of their sex, will never be able to look like a super model, no matter how hard they try.

Troons of both sexes are exactly like Narcissus but with a television mirror, but calling it narcissistic would mean something else.

 

[CoolFool]

Another marriage about to become rocky.
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Imagine being the poor husband. "Why is my wife suddenly sounding weird and growing a patchy beard?"

I hope the husband divorces her.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

IQ is a stupid measure. I feel like being trans is a genuine mental deficiency that isn't detected on IQ tests. If it isn't, there's a major overlap between being trans and having some sort of intellectual disability (not a low IQ).

its autism plus Cluster B personality disorders

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

That one troon crying because he doesn't get to look like Megan Fox due to not starting puberty blockers early... does he not realize that most women (REAL WOMEN) won't come anywhere close to looking like Megan Fox? Megan Fox and other women like her are famous because they're stunningly gorgeous, they're in the top percentile for looks. Most people, regardless of their sex, will never be able to look like a super model, no matter how hard they try. The average person is going to look, well, average. Looking at his photos, he's extremely average looking, both as a child and now as an adult. He could have looked like a normal man, now he just looks like a freak.

He isn't the first troon I've seen with this mindset. I've seen way too many troons and pooners cry about the fact that they don't look like a super model because they started hormones and puberty blockers late. They truly believe it's puberty that ruined their chances of being hot and sexy and not the fact that they are simply average/ugly looking to begin with.

The tranny mindset operates on wishful/magical thinking. Someone tells them just changing hormones will make them busty supermodels/gigachads and they fall for it. So, when confronted with this reality, they pivot away from it and claim that it's not because they were sold a lie and hormones can't make an average person a supermodel, but that they didn't start early enough. They want to troon/poon children because it legitimizes their own claims that they really can become a woman/man, holding up these stunted eunuchs as the proof of concept.

 

[Screamer_2]

So, when confronted with this reality, they pivot away from it and claim that it's not because they were sold a lie and hormones can't make an average person a supermodel, but that they didn't start early enough.

They literally believe it is possible and when confronted with reality. Find an excuse to hold to their indoctrinated beliefs. Yet, people say this isn't a cult or a religion.

It seems so many people that support this stuff don't understand this aspect of it. They have some view of it that's a bit more grounded in reality. Not realising that plenty of people going down this path are out of touch with reality and literally think they actually can change biological sex. Of course because they can't and there's a denial they can't. There's that constant focus on confusing gender expression with sex and trying to remove sex from the discussion.

 

[Law]

Most people, regardless of their sex, will never be able to look like a super model, no matter how hard they try. The average person is going to look, well, average.

You mean those skincare commercials lied to us?

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

It is well know that runners and certain other high impact athletes often stop getting their periods because they're runn ing at a caloric deficit (which yes can be very easy to do when you are burning so many calories) which causes hormonal effects to cascade - estradiol gets suppressed, body slows growth hormone response which contributes to bone mineral density issues like osteoporosis later in life, thyroid function impacted, increased cortisol (stress hormone) to compensate for energy levels. It's often seen as "normal" but it isn't healthy.

Of course if you think models are just existing at their healthy natural weight and not because they eat a single saltine and three lines of coke for breakfast I don't know what to tell you.

Naturally thin girls exist, despite how upsetting fat girls find this fact. Models are not encouraged to starve either, as this results in hair loss and poor skin.

Runners do not have to lose their periods, and if they do, it’s temporary.

 

[WhiteNiggasGardens]

Another marriage about to become rocky.
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I love to watch pooner x actual male relationships fail. It's hilarious. My favorite are when the pooner is an ultra feminine fujo, but insists that their husband/boyfriend is, and always was, a true and honest bisexual, but just didn't figure it out until she pooned out. Lol. And the scenarios where the bf/husband hates being associated with ️queer folx ️, and gets sick of being forced to "identify" as bi; those are pure gold.

 

[Dr. Butt]

They can’t have it both ways by saying “gender isn’t real and anyone can wear anything and be any gender, but also when I wear makeup as an obvious man people should know I’m a woman.”

I like answering the "it's MA'AM! I'm wearing a dress, hellooo!" with "What, so men can't wear dresses? So transmen who wear skirts aren't men anymore? That's transphobic."
Same with pooners going "REEE can't you see I grew a neckbeard?"
"Oh, so transwomen who keep their beards aren't women? Wow, terf.

Have you ever in your life heard a woman describe herself (or anyone who isn't a man) as 'lecherous' before? I'm really starting to think this is troon.

Using a woman's name in a username & making a female snoojak are what tip the scales towards troon in most cases like this.

"figure 8" (I believe he means size 8?)

Sounds also like an autistic AGP way to describe a curvy woman's torso.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Lmao, how did you break in? Just an unlocked door?

Super late but yes. We lived out in a country-ish area and leaving doors unlocked wasn't out of the ordinary, back then. It was also when, "boys will be boys," was properly understood so thank God for that.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Naturally thin girls exist, despite how upsetting fat girls find this fact. Models are not encouraged to starve either, as this results in hair loss and poor skin.

Runners do not have to lose their periods, and if they do, it’s temporary.

Spoiler: BMI BS

Legit.
After all the bmi talk I just did the NHS bmi calculator and apparently I'm 18.5. I'm not starving or periodless or someone who you'd look at and think was way too skinny. I'm just slim. The kind of slim that most everyone used to be a few decades ago.

It must take eating an absolute fuck load and doing absolutely fuck all movement to become genuinely pretty overweight, so that leaves a massive amount of wiggle room without much effort in order to remedy it considerably. Less effort, if you think about the expense and active nature of eating regularly.

BMI 17 is probably what I'd be if I was doing a good bit more exercise. They say muscle weighs way more than fat though so I suppose I will find out.

There's nothing wrong with curves and shit but there's also nothing wrong with being slim and calling it anorexia reeks of cope. I know people who are built slimmer than me who just always have been and theirs will surely be below that low edge (according to the test I just did, it looks like 18.5 is the lowest healthy weight, the highest being 24.5) just because of how they are built in comparison. But like.. They just eat normally and aren't arsed about it and are reasonably fit and active. I think the norm becomes that a huge amount of people just do fuck all activity after the age of like 15. Which is crazy.

Regarding the period thing, I lost mine once but it was probably due to stress....etc.
Maybe runners are getting a fucked up load of weird hormones from pushing themselves and adrenaline and that's got as much to do with losing it compared to the weight.
Do the big lumps on my 600lb life still have a period? Yeurghhh..

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More cross community woes-
Lorra men getting raped by women these days!

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/2Hi7wXoV6h

17 hours of Troon sexy sexy pressure! What a comfortable situation. I'm sure the resulting intimacy was top drawer.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Naturally thin girls exist, despite how upsetting fat girls find this fact. Models are not encouraged to starve either, as this results in hair loss and poor skin.

Runners do not have to lose their periods, and if they do, it’s temporary.

You don't lose your period at a 17 BMI so i'm sure women at a 17.5 still have theirs. you can lose it temporarily during a really tough canoe trip or like a month's worth of actual hard labour. You can tell if a freakishly thin person is healthy and natural in state by the fact that they don't have fucked up hair or skin. If a tiny woman has decent body fat percentage or above-average muscle definition, it doesn't matter what some chart number says. Again, you can use your eyes to see if someone's generally healthy.

Of course if you think models are just existing at their healthy natural weight and not because they eat a single saltine and three lines of coke for breakfast I don't know what to tell you.

Have you ever held that job? It really sounds like you haven't. It's even easier for thin people when they're under 25, as many working models are. Fat bullies like you are the reason all the hot women hide in Japan and Poland now.
Sounds like you probably do a 1-hour 10k too.

 

[Fapcop]

BRAVE LIL DOOD SURVIVES BEING PREACHED TO!

HATE CRIME WITNESSED BY PLUSHIE!




While Im pretty sure we can disregard 90% of this post as the overactive imagination of the terminally online FTM Redditors mind, two things ring true here.

The lil dood, holding his plushie LITERALLY SHAKING the entire car ride home. And the ever so masculine reaction of: “I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FROM MY FELLOW DUDEBROS!”

 

[Natalia the Sluice]

Of course if you think models are just existing at their healthy natural weight and not because they eat a single saltine and three lines of coke for breakfast I don't know what to tell you.

Look just because troons believe in bs science about magical estrogen doesn't make the science of BMI any less valid. Anyone can healthily achieve a caloric deficit.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Another marriage about to become rocky.
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Best comment so far (my choice not Reddit upvotes).

If you’re sexually active, he might know pretty soon. The first change I had on T was downstairs growth, within weeks. If you’re not sexually active, you may have 4 months. That was when others started to notice.

 

[expectant asshole]

The way they react to women telling them the truth vs men telling them the truth is so telling. “They’re vile terf vermin let’s punch them” vs. “this is so shocking and horrible ((“ And I’ve never even seen women be so upfront like the men were on that thread, and we all know why.

it’s almost like they CAN tell the difference between men and women. I thought no one could ever tell.

Yeeeeaaaaah, I wouldn't worry there, buddy. I don't think you're getting into college let alone 'collage'. Something tells me your SATs and ACTs are single digit.

I know what he got on his SATs…. ketchup.

 

[Positron]

As we are talking about rocky marriages.

 

[bingin]

As we are talking about rocky marriages.
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name a more iconic duo than trannies and making violent threats for no reason