Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[the inconfident]

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From the same people that turn their backs on their family as soon as they hear someone question their ideas.
Your parents loved you. They wanted the best for you. They nurtured, cared, gave you education, food, shelter.
You joined the Discord, drank the Kool-aid. The autism trooned you out. You never listened. You took them for granted.

No parent can protect you from consequences.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Trannies great, romantic love is their reflection (as they perceive it.)

Somone who can draw should make a troonjak gazing at a anime avatar in a lake.

 

[Paper Machete]

Relevant to trannies and NPD.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Possibly, but still hella optimistic. The problem is that you may have chopped off your tits/nuts and fucked your voice so it’s real easy to stick to the ol’ sunk cost fallacy.

And there’s the humiliation in admitting that everyone else were right and you were just going through a face.

Plenty of folks would rather hold on to their broken ass trans status and just not make a big deal about it, than admit that they made a catastrophic mistake and the chuds were right.

Anyways, a little thread tax:

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Probably the best argument against “Hurr durr listen to trans kids! Just because they’re 16 or 18 doesn’t mean they don’t know what they’re doing!”

This chick spends years of thinking about hormones and researching rotdogs and tit chopping, but growing her hair slightly longer made her snap out of it.

Also this one:

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Loooool! If someone invents a cope fueled generator, you can hook it up to this chick and power a neighborhood for weeks.

“No surgery regrets AT ALL!”
“Saved up for a long time!”
“Hehe, turns out I wasn’t actually dysphoric and that’s FIIIIINE!”

Spoiler: MATI

I bleached the shit out of my hair as a teen, to the point where it became stretchy and I needed to cut a lot of it off (Oopsy daisy.) I just can’t wrap my mind around changing my hair a lil’ bit and thinking I’m a different gender. How tf did we get here, for real?

The end was a fucking plot twist “I’m in my thirties…” girl go outside touch some bark look at an ant catch a ladybug anything but this ma’am please

I’m happy she figured out that she doesn’t have to be a man because she wore a plaid shirt one time but dear god. I’m so glad I was able to ask for the boy Happy Meal toys without being sent into a spiral like this.

 

[Bugged_NPC]

Unless my clocking skills are off, a couple of gay dudes, one cosplaying female, on Financial Audit.

Normal dumbassery ensues. Saying they want to run away to Germany to leech off the tax system, Trump is evil, etc etc.

The bit I find interesting is they strangely consistently refer to each other as male throughout the video which I'm unsure of the motivation for. Is it a weird attempt to preempt "They're actually men!" in the comments? Is it to confuse the issue by having a "reverse clocking" (i.e. "They're obviously women if they're trans and they're calling themselves men!")

What's the consensus?

https://youtu.be/AjALTvfWl5I?si=joLZZCu95D6qC0xd

 

[Fapcop]

Unless my clocking skills are off, a couple of gay dudes, one cosplaying female, on Financial Audit.

Mandatory transvestigator retraining. Report to @Larry David's Opera Cape.

Thats a pooner, even if it’s a slim one. Note the hairline, the eyes, the tiny hands with long, slender, feminine fingers, and especially the pube beard.

Worse, it’s a pooner with a man bun, which is just irredeemable.

Normal dumbassery ensues. Saying they want to run away to Germany to leech off the tax system, Trump is evil, etc etc.

The bit I find interesting is they strangely consistently refer to each other as male throughout the video which I'm unsure of the motivation for. Is it a weird attempt to preempt "They're actually men!" in the comments? Is it to confuse the issue by having a "reverse clocking" (i.e. "They're obviously women if they're trans and they're calling themselves men!")

What's the consensus?

https://youtu.be/AjALTvfWl5I?si=joLZZCu95D6qC0xd

It’s one of those weird reverse straight tranny couples. A tranny and a pooner. Except I’ll bet you the tranny transitioned and then transitioned AGAIN into an extra retarded flavor of genderqueer.

And they both work at fucking Intel. Hope it burns to the ground.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Either we will see massive uptick in suicide (attempts) or detransitioning when these kids reach late 20s/30s.
I think disillusioned zoomer detroonsitioners will end the tranny religion. Five more years and we will have a very vocal cohort preaching how AGP and troonshine can ruin one's live. I know.

I reckon they’ll be just as thoroughly unlikable and aggressive as they are now, will still be demanding acceptance as ‘trans(whatevergender)’, but they’ll be screaming and malding blaming everyone else for trooning them out. Probably women, the medical industry, maybe conservative politics or religion, probably something to do with the fucking environment and climate change in there too.

What they will never do is accept it was their own perversion, complete immersion in online spaces, and absolute refusal to accept no for an answer that caused all their problems. They certainly will never recognise that watching degenerate porn 24/7 had anything to do with it, much less call for any education or legal changes around that (nothing gets in the way of the coom).

They’ll probably make bank from the medical establishment, and a whole new genre of medical bullshit will be created around ‘transgender - the harms of society and the medical industry’s abuse’ etc. Gives the blowhard trannies guaranteed boss jobs and research degrees in their own field of invented bullshit, just like the trans craze that preceded it.

Narcs with their dicks in their hands always win.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

Being “uncomfortable” in your body or having sensory issues is a common symptom of autism. I can totally see how a dumb young autistic shitlib would translate that into: “Born in the WRONG body!”

Of course autism is heavily linked with troon religion, most trannies admit themselves they are on spectrum. And their behavior doesn't seem to indicate it is a fake claim to appear uwu quirky. Yes, NPD and related disorders also play a factor (yet again, being self-centered and devoid of empathy are also common symptoms of 'tism, albeit for a differing reason)

I think we'll see an increase in school shootings done by older people. Exactly like Audrey Hale did.

With how extremely unstable troons are, people of gender school shootings are surprisingly rare occurrences, thank God.

 

[Candidate No 7]

"Why oh why did I have to be born trans and now cannot get robust hard-ons like other women?" or something..

Erection problems, help
Help

Hello everyone, my partner is coming to see me in a little over two weeks. The sex is a major enjoyment for both of us but lately my boobs are growing very quickly, my skin and body is all soft including my dick, which is getting tinier I feel like. My dick isn't getting very hard lately, it's like... a semi-erect flaccid erection I can only achieve. I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm really worried I won't be able to pleasure her in bed like I usually can and we both enjoy each other so much when I can achieve strong, long-lasting erections. Is there anything I can do?

Sure there is: you can have a bag ready with any belongings she normally leaves at your place in it so that you two can get the break-up done quickly once she can no longer hide her repulsion at what your body is turning into.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Relevant to trannies and NPD.

Big difference between homo narcissism and troon narcissism.

The troon expresses love for himself by cutting off his own dick.
That's not a "more extreme" case, it's something entirely different.

... it’s a pooner with a man bun ...

Would seem to negate the whole point of being a pooner.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Relevant to trannies and NPD.

The whole homosexuality is actually a form of narcissism argument feels very Freudian, so I'm calling bullshit. you could just as well draw the same conclusion as well as incest-fetishism allegations for choosing a partner of the same ethnicity or race.
For AGP troons it makes sense since the only "woman" they can actually love is themself in a cosplay wig, it also tracks with onset that's often seen after marriage and especially after having children, a la Chris Tyson of MrBeast infamy. I would add anti-social personality disorder to that as well, risk-taking, lack of care or empathy, sexual aggressiveness/violence, all of which is seen in the endless parade of trannypedo catalogued on this site. The whole exercise of horror-crafting your perfect woman, or "girl", onto yourself while forcing actual women to partake in your fetish play in public spaces under threat is like a deeply pathological marriage of NPD and ASPD.

 

[Starefag]

Minor L here.
For context, this is a discord server for a niche game that gained popularity after a certain youtuber covered it. I'm mostly there for update news and to look at builds. Occasionally, however, morbid curiosity compels me to stare into their political channel.
Note how even when corrected in this exchange, the Troon presses on.
It went on for a few more lines, but I can't imagine needing to type this much, and speaking like this. Like imagine needing to prostrate yourself after every minor faux pas instead of just saying 'whoops, sorry.' And then imagine being pressured by the community to do it.

I never understood how these people are willing to do this instead of just accepting miscommunications as part of being human.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The whole homosexuality is actually a form of narcissism argument feels very Freudian, so I'm calling bullshit

That's not what he's saying though. He's talking about homosexuals (and transsexuals), who also happens to be narcissists and how it can express itself differently in them. At least that's how I understood the video rather than saying all homosexuals (and transsexuals) are narcissists.

 

[Jesters]

Men's locker room pecker checkers checked by packer?
One pooner's euphoric experience.

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From the comments (scrolling down a bit).

At least someone in the comments has some level of common sense. I mentioned it earlier about pooners being so obsessed with their bulge. Real men don't generally look at each other dicks. I used to be a gym rat and there'd be nude men that didn't pay attention to anybody else because they're just there to get clean, but ponder every other man's dick.

Though what do you think the odds that, if this story is even real, the pooner was triple checking every man's dick?

 

[Fapcop]

At least someone in the comments has some level of common sense. I mentioned it earlier about pooners being so obsessed with their bulge. Real men don't generally look at each other dicks. I used to be a gym rat and there'd be nude men that didn't pay attention to anybody else because they're just there to get clean, but ponder every other man's dick.

Though what do you think the odds that, if this story is even real, the pooner was triple checking every man's dick?

Meh… I kinda disagree here.

No men don’t check out other men’s crotch, but the human brain is remarkable at pattern recognition.

If a pooner waddled in with a massive packing bulge, your brain would go: “Woah… Something here ain’t right!” And your eyes would immediately be drawn to the thing that doesn’t belong.

Ironically, their packers are what makes them stand out, since so many of those are MASSIVE.

 

[Paper Machete]

That's not what he's saying though. He's talking about homosexuals (and transsexuals), who also happens to be narcissists and how it can express itself differently in them. At least that's how I understood the video rather than saying all homosexuals (and transsexuals) are narcissists.

Yeah, that's what he's talking about.

 

[DSHK]

We’re already seeing the tras trying to change the narrative around detransitioning (basically went from “this never happens” and trying to bully detransitioners into silence to having a more “nuanced” position about it that’s more like “detransitioning isn’t so bad after all”). Seems to me it’s because they can see that with all the college kids getting surgeries and diy hormones that sooner than later something is going to give. They’re trying to get ahead of it. (“Detransitioning happens but it’s not bad! Definitely doesn’t mean we should view transitioning with greater scrutiny!”)

This woke/lgbt/troon stuff has been going on since 2011, the millennial troons who were in their teens and 20s at the time are now their parents age. Im honestly surprised it hasnt happened yet.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

This woke/lgbt/troon stuff has been going on since 2011, the millennial troons who were in their teens and 20s at the time are now their parents age. Im honestly surprised it hasnt happened yet.

My ex trooned out around that time but I remember him saying “the surgery” was around 35-40 grand. I’d start the clock at least when insurance companies were required to cover this dumb shit, around 2016? Then you had Covid lockdowns adding fuel to the fire a few years later. Awful lot of “I sat around the house for a year and then discovered I was trans, who knew?!” stories out here.

 

[WhiteNiggasGardens]

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These people are always so fixated on apologies.

 

[DSHK]

My ex trooned out around that time but I remember him saying “the surgery” was around 35-40 grand. I’d start the clock at least when insurance companies were required to cover this dumb shit, around 2016? Then you had Covid lockdowns adding fuel to the fire a few years later. Awful lot of “I sat around the house for a year and then discovered I was trans, who knew?!” stories out here.

That sucks, my coworker was crying the other day cause she caught her ex wearing her clothes while he thought she was at work.