Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Lovely Kin]

Just a big ol’ „nope” to her husband’s perversions. In the comments a fellow troon suggests this is her cunning plan to force him to leave her; in response he reveals they have a 10 and 12 year old and is worried that if he leaves she will turn them against him. He managed that all by himself.

I feel nothing but pity for the wives who husbands troon out, and the kids who see dad becoming such a degenerate fetishist. Those kids are also going to need lots of therapy.

 

[Jacques1194]

Trans people are fighting for medical care as an integral part of their group identity (something that's never been a part of any 'civil rights' movement), but that medical care being bound intrinsically to their nature means that they're not seeking rights, but accommodations. The closest analogue is disabled people, who needed society to treat them differently from everyone else. Special considerations to help certain groups live in society, like closed captions on TV for the deaf, audio cues and ground textures at crosswalks for the blind, or ramps for the mobility-impaired.

Society has a responsibility to bend a bit for people who have some sort of medical problem, but there are limits. No one would think it was reasonable for disabled people to demand that stairs be done away with and every building replace them with ramps. Or that every food producer stop using any ingredient that people are allergic to, rather than labeling allergens. What mainstream trans advocates are demanding is like those examples, where society doesn't make space for them but changes to suit them in a way that's not beneficial-to-detrimental to everyone else.

I think the problem is also that physically disabled people and people who have an allergic reaction to something don't have a psychological condition. You could make the argument that its the same as a mental illness but TRAs don't want transgenderism to be that. Funny enough transgenderism is also one thing one the individual doesn't need medical care but (According to TRAs) people just need to affirm and respect a trans person's gender and that's the "civil rights" that they claim to want. The problem with them though is that there's no way to determine who is trans and who isn't because the definition is so vague. Hell, I noticed that even TRAs are starting to doubt if TIM Nick Contino is really trans or if he's just a troll that's making the community look bad. But again, no one can test if this is true because the definition of what is trans keeps having to add new defining traits to it that contradict it.

 

[UncleTusky]

As far as transgenderism as a public issue, I think that people are gradually going to realize that trans people, unlike every other demographic that's had to fight for 'civil rights', are a patient group. They're people who are receiving the current best practices in terms of treating gender dysphoria. It's not like being black or female or gay, where the groups are seeking the same treatment as whites/men/straights. They don't need anything about them changed, they just needed to have the laws stop treating them differently.

Society has a responsibility to bend a bit for people who have some sort of medical problem, but there are limits

The corollary to society bending to accommodate those groups is that those groups had to bend somewhat too by culling the extremists - to nab two of your examples black civil rights groups wanted nothing to do with Nation of Islam or Black Panthers while LGB groups washed their hands of NAMBLA when their movement was starting to get mainstream press. Pretty much everybody is fine with these deals, and the people who aren't are probably on some sort of watchlist.

But troons? Whenever I see a new court filing or obviously-pushed publicity campaign it's the most repugnant parts of their movement like zero-effort hons in women's locker rooms or gender treatments for children. If they want to live in polite society they have to meet us at least halfway.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Three week old white (?) male twin born at 24 weeks gestation, with grade 4 IVH, history of teenage mother with no prenatal care, possible steroid abuse, and precarious living situation....

He has, no meme no joke, about a 40% chance or better of going home with Jesus rather than with these two idiots.

Praise the Lord.

 

[Positron]

Lonelier than a Linkin Park song: this li'l dood is afraid that she'll never find love locked away in her tower, yet somehow seems to believe she's a princess worth fighting for

Their motto is "If you can't handle the worst of me, you don't deserve the best of me".

be like, a househusband and stay-at-home dog parents for my breadwinner husband or smth.

Tradfem to the end.

A little boy misses the comfort of his mother's chest, asking her quite frankly: "Where did the doctor take your boobs?" Personally, I find this to be a somewhat unnerving exchange to be had with a 5-year-old:

... [5 year old] started to cry and said that my boobs were "special, and kind, and a part of you".​

Obviously an Albert Einstein story. She is projecting her grief and regret onto her son.

Special considerations to help certain groups live in society, like closed captions on TV for the deaf ... Society has a responsibility to bend a bit for people who have some sort of medical problem, but there are limits.

Society should not allow capital D-Deaf couples to make their children deaf, or to isolate them from hearing people. Troon want the equivalent to happen with children, theirs or other people's.

 

[batteredpancakes]

No idea where i'm supposed to put this but I played the No, I'm not a Human Demo and they put a picture of the "Homeowner's wife" on the phone table in the entrance as part of the new update.

Now obviously that's a fucking tranny not a woman (even by this game's standards) so I did some research.

Spoiler: Research

I noticed someone on the subreddit posted about this a few days back called Anira Naeg and the comments imply that the "woman" is actually him and it was added by the developers as the OP is a fan artist of the game. It tracks as like 90% of the fanart on the subreddit is by him.

His reddit and other socials are full of fanart of this, Fear and Hunger and Hazbin hotel,etc. The "wife" isn't even the only self-insert he's done. He's very active as an artist but no photos of him that I can find. I do know that he's a russian degenerate that's mildly famous for ragebaiting. All his fans seem to be AGPs as well.



Here's the other self-insert fanart

This dude is a big Fear and Hunger fan and he ships two of the characters Samarie and Marina. Marina is a MTF character. He had a big huff about people arguing over his ragebait art when he draws the tranny character.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Obviously an Albert Einstein story. She is projecting her grief and regret onto her son.

Could be. But on the other hand, consider that very small children spend hours and hours- maybe even most of their lives, at that point- close to their mothers. If they breastfed, on a subconscious level they continue carrying the association of the breasts with comfort for a while. And besides breastfeeding, they will have spent hours falling asleep cradled between her arms and her chest, being gathered into her arms for a soft hug, being carried, etc.

I don't think it's too outlandish to imagine a very young child having these sentiments, even if he didn't say them in the contrived Reddit language.

Also think of those videos where a dad with a big bushy beard shaves and comes out of the bathroom and the kids are horrified and upset.

 

[stupid frog]

Why get mad about something that is a very well known and popular part of their branding? It's just an innocent Bible verse printed on a cup, not even anything controversial.

His whole gimmick is posting rage bait.

 

[Aunt Carol]

, the lady's first course of action was to challenge my thoughts and feelings entirely. I explained that my final cracking moment was wearing female avatars in VR, and I think she really grabbed onto this point, about how VR is not real, and from there proceeded to explain how I re-painted all of my old memories 'through the trans prism' and am basically imagining the whole entirety of being trans because I am in a very difficult period of my life. I explained that I'm not an idiot and have questioned the validity of things already, and am looking for advice, but she seemed to have grabbed onto the idea that I am not trans, and wanted to focus on everything else except that (which is all pretty serious, but was not the point of looking for such a therapist, any therapist can talk about the rest).

At the time I took it as well as I could, but naturally, about an hour later when I calmed down I wrote an email saying I'm not going a second time there, and that I hope she hasn't done this with much younger trans people, who could actually be dramatically affected by this.

Emphasis mine. Man, the troons should set up a listing by state of therapists who ask transphobic questions like this. I bet a lot of people, parents especially, would want to know how not to contact or make appointments with therapists like this.

 

[Otterly]

Women have a clitoral hood. Dumb pooners call it their foreskin.

Shrödinger’s FGM; fine if you’re brown or trans.

This is, unfortunately, another mommy-child L: a little boy asks grandma where his mother has gone, and his dipshit TiF mom still prioritizes her feelings over his own. A pox upon you!

This is horrific After he went to bed my mom let me know he was asking why he didn't have a mom any more and was mad at me that I took his mom away. How do these people live with themselves ?? That poor child.

Obviously an Albert Einstein story. She is projecting her grief and regret onto her son.

IME little kids still associate boobs with comfort up to the sort of age when they seem to get the ‘embarrassment ’ memo. And of course the child is just using the words and concepts he has to express his confusion and loss. Mums have boobs and the loss of them is symbolic of the larger loss of the mother. He’s just using the language he has to express his distress at the loss of the mother figure in his life’s It must really do a number on their psyche, which is another reason all troons should be immediately sterilised. Growth industry anyway for therapists, who I’m sure will switch to counselling the screwed up offspring of trannies in the future

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Okay this has to be some pedo fantasy, there's no other reason why a grown woman would want to be a 12 year old boy. No different to why Nick Contino dresses like a toddler and can't stop talking about his dick and balls in a very juvenile way.

Arrested development. Danny Phantom stopped airing back in 2007, and she hasn't been able to move on. I promise you any current fandom for that show is comprised of no one younger than 30.

Calling it that she had a crush on Danny Fenton when she was first watching Danny Phantom in 2004, or at the very least liked him as a character so much as a kid that some wires crossed when she thought about him again years down the road. Similar to MTFs that troon out and then wear clothing popular when they were teenagers or take their old crush’s name as their troon one. Arrested development twisted into something else entirely.

Shrödinger’s FGM; fine if you’re brown or trans.

This is horrific After he went to bed my mom let me know he was asking why he didn't have a mom any more and was mad at me that I took his mom away. How do these people live with themselves ?? That poor child.

IME little kids still associate boobs with comfort up to the sort of age when they seem to get the ‘embarrassment ’ memo. And of course the child is just using the words and concepts he has to express his confusion and loss. Mums have boobs and the loss of them is symbolic of the larger loss of the mother. He’s just using the language he has to express his distress at the loss of the mother figure in his life’s It must really do a number on their psyche, which is another reason all troons should be immediately sterilised. Growth industry anyway for therapists, who I’m sure will switch to counselling the screwed up offspring of trannies in the future

My heart aches for the children whose parents troon out when they’re preschooler age. It’s bad enough if Mom or Dad did it when they were older, and one thing if Mom came home disfigured after having cancer or a bad car accident. The latter isn’t great by any means, but it’s more understandable in retrospect.

This, however? There was a woman in the Pooner Zoo thread all but calling her four year old a little whiny bitch because she broke down pleading with her to not start T because she didn’t want to lose her mom. The worst is when the parents gaslight them that Mommy never existed to begin with. Completely selfish, psychologically abusive behavior guaranteed to give the kid lifelong trauma and trust issues when they’re first developing concrete memories and sense of self. Absolutely abhorrent.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Lastly, this is really a visual L, and one that OP is unaware of: she took a selfie of herself pregnant at 36 weeks + 4 days pregnant, and... well, let's just say the baby bump likely won't be the first thing you notice.

OK, I give: what am I looking at? I see boyish styling, pillow belly.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Here's the other self-insert fanart

Why punch-out? Because they have a fetish for being beaten up by men?

This, however? There was a woman in the Pooner Zoo thread all but calling her four year old a little whiny bitch because she broke down pleading with her to not get top surgery because she didn’t want to lose her mom. The worst is when the parents gaslight them that Mommy is gone or never existed to begin with. Completely selfish, psychologically abusive behavior guaranteed to give the kid lifelong trauma and trust issues when they’re first developing concrete memories and sense of self. Absolutely abhorrent.

In a sane world, CPS would take the child away from trooned out parents, like this pooner but unfortunately we do not live in a sane world even with the pendulum shifting back.

 

[Sean Andalou]

In a sane world, CPS would take the child away from trooned out parents ...

This above all.
Troons and pooners must have no access to children, especially their own.

 

[Syikeblade]

I swear the autism grows stronger with each addition

Spoiler: Best ones

cyb0rgar [score hidden] 20 hours ago
Eating something sweet in public. Especially ice cream, don't know why

[–]thelementsoflanguage [score hidden] 20 hours ago
don't worry, i'll eat it for you

[–]klvd- : 2023 : 2024 :2025 [score hidden] 20 hours ago
I got dysphoric about the way I was eating an ice cream cone the other week while I was with my cis coworker and he was eating the exact same thing the exact same way that I was.

[–]Fluxingperson [score hidden] 18 hours ago
Eat it like a caveman



Singrgrl14- He/They | HRT 12/5/23 [score hidden] 20 hours ago
absolute silliest is bright colors and any typically “feminine” patterns like florals. i got a phone case based on one of my favorite fictional characters and it’s covered in sunflowers. i seriously almost didn’t get it because it has flowers on it.
slightly less silly but significantly more annoying to me is my voice specifically during sex. nothing worse than trying to have fun and then getting stabbed in the brain by the dysphoria monster because i moaned too pretty lmao



polite_mister [score hidden] 20 hours ago
Not knowing enough about cars or tech. I get dysphoric when men around me start discussing these topics and I have nothing to contribute

[–]Alfirmitive- he/they • 09/02/24 • ?/?/25 [score hidden] 19 hours ago
Or sports

[–]Justanotherphone- 3/3/25 [score hidden] 16 hours ago
Pretending to like sports to save face until someone actually wants to talk about them and I nod along like a moron

[–]Instant-Regret4586- He/him | Short King [score hidden] 15 hours ago
I always have moments when the computer ain’t working right but I don’t want to ask my dad for help because I hate feeling like I’m fulfilling the “girls know nothing out tech” stereotype

[–]lickytytheslit [score hidden] 5 hours ago
same it's even worse since he's worked in IT basically his whole life
it makes sense to ask him but at the same time


the_waitinggame [score hidden] 20 hours ago
pink/purple anything. I can’t even drink out of like pink plastic cups or use pink pens or wtv it’s ridiculous

[–]Alfirmitive- he/they • 09/02/24 • ?/?/25 [score hidden] 19 hours ago
Honestly same, I hate it but I do it too. I think it’s bc I don’t pass so I’d be perceived as more of a girl if I had a pink water bottle, if I ever get to a point of passing 100% no problem I don’t think I’d care by that point, I’d absolutely LOVE to be the kind of (perceived cis) straight guy who doesn’t care about using/owning pink things. I hate that colours have to be so gender enforced bc purple is actually one of my favourite colours.


A_silly_hum4n [score hidden] 17 hours ago
I remember i was on a date with a girl few years ago (i didnt know at that time i was trans) and she asked me to carry her bag (it was the feminine bag u carry on the shoulder, im not native speaker idk the name) and i tried to but instantly i felt awful cuz i didnt wanna « people to see me as a girl » (yeh the closet was made of glass) so i ended up crarrying it like a trash bag-

[–]Justanotherphone- 3/3/25 [score hidden] 16 hours ago
Exactly what I do everytime I need to carry my girlfriend’s purse for her lmao

[–]Justanotherphone- 3/3/25 [score hidden] 16 hours ago
Yep! Having to stop carrying tote bags sucked


eyehatericky [score hidden] 19 hours ago
being very enthusiastic about how much you appreciate something or someone. like when i’m actually genuinely really fucking happy and i go “OH MY GOD!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!” when i should’ve just said “cheers mate”

[–]RLburner0- Reginald | he/him | 18 | gay | pre-op, out since 2020 [score hidden] 17 hours ago
saame! But I’ve been told I’m ungrateful waaay to many times as a child/teen so being unenthusiastic unlocks a different kind of discomfort

These girls have no idea how to function like an adult let alone fake man

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[Bookwork]

In a sane world, CPS would take the child away from trooned out parents

This above all.

And what do you two think happens next to kids CPS takes?

 

[Misogenes]

And what do you two think happens next to kids CPS takes?

An Internet friend of mine told me about her experience with the horrors of the foster care system. Not a good place at all.

But surely they're not trooning the kids out there, right? ...R-right?

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Yep! Having to stop carrying tote bags sucked

I’d absolutely LOVE to be the kind of (perceived cis) straight guy who doesn’t care about using/owning pink things.

Yeah, then I'd be like the boys in my yaoi's and not like real boys who are all gross and have cooties.

Not knowing enough about cars or tech.

I don't feel like looking her up on reddit but I bet you she's into something like knitting or macrame.

being very enthusiastic about how much you appreciate something or someone. like when i’m actually genuinely really fucking happy and i go “OH MY GOD!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!” when i should’ve just said “cheers mate”

Just like with the AGPs these people don't understand that for most people those sex typical reactions and behaviours aren't some larp that makes you feel so hecking affirmed (or gives you a totally valid euphoria boner). It's socialization and culture, just like you learn to speak your native tongue its not a larp or put on, but a part of you you learned by existing in society.
What this pooner is mad at is propriety, not that she's not allowed to be "genuinely fucking happy". Someone who would feel like those social expectations don't apply to them wouldn't have to fight it, they'd be relieved that they don't have to partake.

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This has to be because of the testosterone, and knowing these people there's a non-zero chance that she snuck in some HRT to be a hecking valid m-preg dooderino.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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God this is sad to say but these babies are probably going to have disabilities and are burdened with teen parents who are part of the gender cult. Dying might be for the best this isn't me being snarky just the God's honest truth even with normal parents who are at a secure position in their lives these kids' upbringing would probably be a struggle but with these two it's a nightmare.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

God this is sad to say but these babies are probably going to have disabilities and are burdened with teen parents who are part of the gender cult. Dying might be for the best this isn't me being snarky just the God's honest truth even with normal parents who are at a secure position in their lives these kids' upbringing would probably be a struggle but with these two it's a nightmare.

I have to disagree on principle but that's not to say the future looks bright, it's bleak. Hopes are the kids make it through and are adopted by someone who can take care of them.
She's been in and out of psych wards and then decide to poon out, her boyfriend is a mentally unstable teenage boy who suicide baits her when she want to dip. The real crime here is that there's no societal mechanism for the parents of this girl to keep her from doing all of this, even if she got herself knocked up by BPD Billy having the parents take the children after they're born while she's in some care facility for chronically fucked in the head mothers would've been better for everyone, most of all the babies.
Lord knows what drugs or bathtub HRT they've been mainlining while she's pregnant. I wonder what kind of groomer discords they've been on to make them do this HRT powered runaway teen routine?