Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[FiveStarAce]

A couple of posts courtesy of r/MTF that made me chuckle/roll my eyes:
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Women are not affirmation machines! She probably tried being friendly to the troon, until they began being creepy. I wonder if he’s started to skin walk as her yet?

They can't just have problems with women... right? It can't be that simple!

 

[Sean Andalou]

This more applies to MtFs I guess but I dont understand how so many trannies are fat. You go through the effort of HRT and lobbing your dick off and turning your colon into a pretzel so you can have extra holes.
But we have ozempic now. You dont even have to do anything. You fat lazy fuck.

No. Ozempic is hazardous to one's health.

 

[Slimpacks]

This almost looks like bait, but I'm afraid this person is genuine.

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[SoyRageEngaged]

Time to check up on Pandora Holmes, the British transgender lunatic who had a schizophrenic episode in a mental institution last year. To most observers, his claims of being starved, forcibly detransitioned, and harassed by the staff were obvious schizobabble, but to the trans Internet this was phase 1 of the Trans Genocide.

Spoiler: Posts from 2024 about the debacle

Megathread Post in thread 'Trannies posting their L's Online'

Jun 9, 2024

This is one of the most gruesomely spectacular you-on-social-media vs you-in-real-life examples I have ever come across.

Meet "Pandora Holmes" aka The Scout Panda, a British gay man who had the shit beaten out of him by family, cracked and reacted by transing up - a familiar story.

There he is describing his transition journey three months ago:

There he is crapping on TERFs a month ago and demonstrating he has never listened to a word they say:

And erm, here he is locked up in a psychiatric institution now, Sherwood Oaks Hospital in Nottinghamshire...

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Megathread Post in thread 'Trannies posting their L's Online'

Jun 16, 2024

This is one of the most gruesomely spectacular you-on-social-media vs you-in-real-life examples I have ever come across.

Meet "Pandora Holmes" aka The Scout Panda, a British gay man who had the shit beaten out of him by family, cracked and reacted by transing up - a familiar story.

There he is describing his transition journey three months ago:

There he is crapping on TERFs a month ago and demonstrating he has never listened to a word they say:

And erm, here he is locked up in a psychiatric institution now, Sherwood Oaks Hospital in...

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Megathread Post in thread 'Trannies posting their L's Online'

Jun 19, 2024

This is one of the most gruesomely spectacular you-on-social-media vs you-in-real-life examples I have ever come across.

Meet "Pandora Holmes" aka The Scout Panda, a British gay man who had the shit beaten out of him by family, cracked and reacted by transing up - a familiar story.

There he is describing his transition journey three months ago:

There he is crapping on TERFs a month ago and demonstrating he has never listened to a word they say:

And erm, here he is locked up in a psychiatric institution now, Sherwood Oaks Hospital in...

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He's been passing the time making boring, rambling videos as a panda Vtuber character.
In December 2024 he claimed in one of his videos that the NHS wants transgenders dead and spergs about a local health unit discontinuing HRT for trans-identifying patients. The ending is kino:

Spoiler: Male rage

But barely a week later he revealed that the dastardly NHS had come to his rescue. He suffered what sounds like a bout of priapism (an unending erection that requires urgent medical intervention). He initially refrained from going to the doctor due to "dysphoria", instead self-medicating with aspirin, but finally went to the emergency room the morning after symptoms first appeared. The doctors successfully operated on him, but he doesn't have a single word of thanks for the medical professionals who saved his life (and his penis, which would have literally rotted off had he left it much longer) since they're still complicit in the Trans Genocide and want him dead.

Other than that, he admitted to becoming an alcoholic after the UK Supreme Court said YWNBAW. He went on a drunken tangent about being biological, therefore being a biological woman.

Spoiler: I AM BIOLOGICAL

 

[goat sneed]

Florida Capitol troon is now freaking out because he might get in trouble after intentionally disregarding warnings not to enter the female restroom. Funny, he didn't think about being only 20 years old when he wanrd to be the Rosa Parks of AGPs.

He keeps whining that Exulansic posts about him, as if it's her fault he's a degenerate troon who enters women's only spaces.

Spoiler: Twitter Thread

He likes to pretend he's passing, but the only thing passing here is normal people across the street upon seeing his visage.

Filtered photo:

Reality:

 

[Sean Andalou]

This almost looks like bait, but I'm afraid this person is genuine.

He almost passes, except for that face.

He went on a drunken tangent about being biological, therefore being a biological woman.

Maybe I'm being a tad autistic here, but although the UK Supreme Court's intention is clear enough, it would have been better to use the word "genetic" rather than "biological".

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Damn erections.


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Hi there I’m also on spiro and 6mg of E and sadly I still do get morning erections every once a while like twice a month ish or less.

 

[Positron]

These people never get that Spironolactone is a diuretic do they? More urine → more bladder filling → more pressure on the sacral nerves → erection.

 

[Sean Andalou]

These people never get that Spironolactone is a diuretic do they? More urine → more bladder filling → more pressure on the sacral nerves → erection.

No nasty sexual functionality then?
A purely aesthetic aversion to erections.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

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Based PP probably angry poons

 

[Syikeblade]

A pooner had a talk with her progressive dad about bathrooms, he thinks they should just have their own bathrooms for safety. But the li' pooner hates that because it'll acknowledge that they're not the really men or women, or worse men can just say their trans and attack them!

Spoiler: I need to use the men's room dad!!!

Hi, I’m posting this because I don’t wanna feel even more insane than I already do, and also because I wanna see if anyone else agrees with me on this. Also sorry for this post being long in advance, I’m trying to break it all down.
So, I’m in the living room playing Mario Kart, but I was actively in discussion with my father about the state of the world and political related things. Now, my father is supportive of trans people, and is of my transition, but there’s things he’s confused about and every now and then he makes a comment that is very uneducated; like this one. (For example, he doesn’t completely understand how it’s gay for a trans dude to date another dude, that kinda thing.)
Offhandedly, he said instead of letting trans people in either the men’s or women’s washrooms, they should have their own room— mind you, he’s referring to trans people as just “trans” (a womens room, a mens room, and a trans room.)
I of course said fuck no, because that’s flat out segregation and would make it easier for trans people to be targeted/have bad things happen to them because cis people could just lie about being trans and enter the room designated for trans people.
And then yelling over me just trying to calmly explain why that would be a batshit crazy stupid idea, he says:
“It’s people like you that make this world hard to live in.”
???
His whole argument is that it would be safer for trans people to have their own washroom, and that because trans people participate in pride parades and have flags and such that trans people should get their own room away from cis people, same with gay people(?)
“So what, you don’t respect yourself enough to want your own room?”
Which I then explained to him that no, that’s not how that works, and trans people’s rights being fought for includes being able to use the same washrooms as cis people do. Othering trans people from cis people creates more of a problem and furthers the stigma surrounding trans people as a whole. So, instead of making things safer, it actually makes things worse. We also already have gender neutral washrooms which anyone can use, so there would be no need for a trans-specific room.
Anyway, this discussion went on for like 20 minutes, me trying to educate him and him speaking over me and interrupting me whenever I’m counteracting a point he made.
All this to say— is my dad subscribing to transphobic rhetoric and was I in the wrong for trying to educate him whilst also calling his “vision” stupid (and kicking ass on multiplayer Mario Kart matches while doing it )

And of course someone just has to compare their problems to racism

Spoiler: Comments

MediumSpeed7539 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
His theory is the same as what they did to us in the 60s as a black trans man I’m sorry but I don’t want to live with a target on my back. But also good on you for dropping the mic and kicking ass in Mario kart. Multi-task that ho.

[–]NolanRollin420- 18 y/o trans guy he/him [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Fun fact: I also brought that up too, about how back in the day they said POC should have their own washroom away from white people. He stupidly said that in the future everyone will get their own room, which I actually audibly laughed at that because wtf??
And thank you, I tried my best to multitask his stupid ass arguments and my 1st place on multiplayer. Got red-shelled a couple times but I still pulled through

SadCommunication2442 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
In my opinion, he's being incredibly transphobic and is not supportive. It's up to you whether you want to spend your energy trying to educate someone if they refuse to hear what you say, and only listen to respond with their nonsense. Him not hearing your perspective about something that you actually experience, which he will never have to experience, is maddening. Blaming you for supposedly making the world hard to live in because you are standing up to his transphobic remarks is truly asinine.

[–]NolanRollin420- 18 y/o trans guy he/him [score hidden] 11 hours ago
It’s mind boggling. Because while he does use the correct pronouns for me, corrects my grandmother when she misgenders me, addresses me as his son and with other masculine terms, there’s always that moment or two where he’ll say something that feels like it’s erasing that.
I get he’s in his 50s and some stuff is still new to him, but he was old enough to live through and remember that moment in time where gay people were getting the same treatment and being told they need a separate washroom. And he’s not homophobic, so I don’t know why he can’t connect the dots that the same thing is happening to trans people, just repackaged and with a whole new layer of bigotry.

[–]Opasero- 51| Trans Guy (he/him) | T: 5.28.21 Top: 3.16.22 [score hidden] 8 hours ago
He's trying? I think the best way for people to advocate for members of a marginalized group is to listen to what those people say they need and what would work for them.

[–]xulluxs- T: 10/06/21 | Total Hysto: 05/28/25 | 20 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
My dad is on the same side with saying trans ppl should have their own sports team and not be included in the team of their gender. It's like.... you're still excluding us??? we just want to be like everyone else not a secret third thing in society!

[–]udcvr [score hidden] 11 hours ago
Yeah people rly don't get this, just excuses to not have to think of us in their spaces. But what gets me even more is that they think there's enough trans people to not only have their own bathroom in every public place, but enough for entire sports categories for them. The poor single trans girl in her hometown kicking a ball by herself in the field does not constitute a gender category lmao.

[–]NolanRollin420- 18 y/o trans guy he/him [score hidden] 11 hours ago
And they’ll think it’s helping us and keeping us safe from weirdos, but in reality it’s actually alienating trans people and making us feel like no matter what we do, we’ll never get to feel normalcy.

And apparently her father has cut off his son for voting conservative

Spoiler: Poor guy

theglowcloud8- 05/12/23 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Your dad would be pro segregation if he were an adult in the 60s

[–]NolanRollin420- 18 y/o trans guy he/him [score hidden] 11 hours ago
Oh 100%, which is weird when you think about the fact that he is anti-Trump and anti-conservative (he cut off my brother because he said was gonna vote conservative in the Canadian election) but still has these weird ideas for LGBTQIA+ people. And he might try to mean well, but those chances of meaning well are immediately eliminated when he also says he would be uncomfortable being in the same room as a trans man on their period

This one's an interesting story about pooner's at a summer camp:
"humanish404 [score hidden] 11 hours ago
Once upon a time I went to a sleep away summer camp that divided the boys and girls, and my last year I was on the boy's side. Certain people knew I was trans, like my cabin counselor (gay) and whatnot, but absolutely 0 of the guys recognized me from previous years, and maybe even seemed to Make Up memories of me that I would just go along with.
It just so happens that that was the first year they were allowing transitioning kiddos to stay in the proper cabins, after an incident the previous summer where parents started to get Real concerned about the clearly male individual (one of my first openly trans friends) shaving in the bathrooms in the girls side.
So of course, word eventually got around that there was "a trans person living in our unit" but no one knew who it was. Mind you, at this point I had realized that I could be Real obvious about basically everything and still passed. I realized I didn't have to hide my binders, and that me and my gay counselor could openly commiserate together and no one was the wiser.
Which lead to this: the boys in my cabin openly discussing that the Trans People should have their OWN cabin. I was PART of this conversation!!!!
I explained to them that there was probably a reason they cough we didn't know who the trans people were, and that maybe having an entirely separate cabin or unit for what was probably only 1-4 total campers per summer would be extremely Mean.
They were insistent though, and it quickly became clear that they were essentially on a man-hunt for possible queer folk within the unit (this was especially funny to me because it resulted in moments where the Entire Cabin would plead innocence to being any flavor of queer even though I could literally see 3 other gays, one of whom was literally open about it in other areas of the camp) (it was an intensive fine arts camp so for example, the visual art unit was just a very queer friendly environment, so it was common to be "out" there and not other places in the camp).
ANYWAYS. That whole thing was a Wild experience and provided me with some keen insight into people and the world at a pivitol moment in my life. The thing is, those people weren't bad people. I even would have considered us friends were it not for their Man Hunt (after camp was ending many individually came up to me and said they'd wished they'd gotten to know me better/that I was so quiet and I was internally screaming "yeah and I wish you didn't low key make this an unsafe environment with your 'ideas'").
It was also the experience that made me realize I "pass" and that most cis people have what I call "trans blindness" where you pretty much have to spell it out for them. That was 6 years ago though, who knows what's already changed..."

Pooner's can be just as creepy and perverted as trannies but in other ways.

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[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

I of course said fuck no, because that’s flat out segregation and would make it easier for trans people to be targeted/have bad things happen to them because cis people could just lie about being trans and enter the room designated for trans people.

Uh... buddy.... Buddy... Who is going to tell them?

(it was an intensive fine arts camp so for example, the visual art unit was just a very queer friendly environment, so it was common to be "out" there and not other places in the camp).

CCY? Because that's at Wesleyan, which is one of the most leftist universities out there. They had the unisex bathrooms long before other people.

Then again, if it was in a cabin in the woods in an "intensive fine arts camp," it could have been Interlochen. Or I'm giving this pooner too much credit and she went to a retard camp with arts & crafts days.

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

What " chick"? That's a whole ass man. Could it be you?

Yeah that's definitely him. His reddit profile has some replies in Spanish, which explains why the quote is in Spanish too.

Lmfaoooooo

But, here all of you are, given they importance... Isn't?

Nosostros le damos "importancia" a los pájaros como tú en la misma forma que uno se para a ver un safacon de basura envuelto en fuego.

Of course a tranny thinks he's so fucking special that we have to SEE HIM. Nigga go back to your little dark corner to dilate your little mangina.

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

First thread tax so forgive my amateur formatting. Hopefully this is relevant enough for this thread.

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Tired of hearing the 'but intersex is an extremely rare deformity!!' argument whenever intersex people are brought up in the '2 sexes = 2 genders' debacle. It's so derogatory, first of all, and second, it seriously isn't that rare. According to World Population Review in both the US and Australia (where I'm from) 1.7 in every 100 people are intersex, and that's just the reported cases! Many many more intersex people don't know until later in life, if at all, plus conditions like PCOS can also fall under the intersex spectrum. You probably know multiple intersex people!!

Intersex people, I see you, I hear you, I am frustrated for you, and I'm sorry that the discussion around intersex people is nothing more than a political chess piece right now, instead of a call to action for rights and treatment.

To the conservatives who are accusing trans people of mutilating childrens genitals, you are all suspiciously silent on the surgeries intersex babies (who don't NEED the surgery) are forced to have. It's almost like the accusation is actually a confession...

PCOS does not make me or any other woman intersex. Gynecomastia does not make men intersex. Where are they getting the supposed 1.7 in 100 beyond inflating the numbers artificially by labeling random hormone conditions as intersex conditions?
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[majorplayer]

PCOS does not make me or any other woman intersex. Gynecomastia does not make men intersex. Where are they getting the supposed 1.7 in 100 beyond inflating the numbers artificially by labeling random hormone conditions as intersex conditions?
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I love how they co-opt intersex people to try and prove that they are valid wimmins. Intersex does not equal validation by the transitive property.

I would argue that the folks diagnosed as Intersex have their own challenges, but would not want to identify with the trans struggle. There is a huge difference between voluntarily cutting your dick off versus it being actually necessary. But I digress.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I thought being a fat fuck usually helped men pass. These people all seem miserable, they’re mentally ill and are chasing something they will never, ever get.

As all troons are lunatics, the ones who go overboard with their lunacy are the ones who troon out later.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

Another AGP who would probably deny being AGP. Wants to:
Be a stripper
Grind randos
Wear bikinis

Unfortunately, troons just want to be hot teen(ish) girls, not aging women.

Florida Capitol troon is now freaking out because he might get in trouble after intentionally disregarding warnings not to enter the female restroom. Funny, he didn't think about being only 20 years old when he wanrd to be the Rosa Parks of AGPs.

Florida. That should tell you everything. It's conservative, so unless you really want to become the Rosa Parks of AGPs, don't flagrantly violate the rules. Also, typical Florida Man.

PCOS does not make me or any other woman intersex. Gynecomastia does not make men intersex. Where are they getting the supposed 1.7 in 100 beyond inflating the numbers artificially by labeling random hormone conditions as intersex conditions?

I don't know why trannies insist that medical conditions are DSDs. PCOS is caused by cysts, not ovaries that suddenly decided they were really testicles. Gynecomastia is largely influenced by crappy lifestyle factors. That's probably where they're getting their overinflated numbers from.

 

[Pig Cups]

I hope the Elon Musk+unspecified carrot creature’s execution truck has a jolly tune like that of an ice-cream truck.

Seriously, who the fuck is “carrothead”?

For some reason, I thought about Carrot Top being a part of some kind of American, trans-exterminating SS-esque force, and it made me giggle.

Florida Capitol troon is now freaking out because he might get in trouble after intentionally disregarding warnings not to enter the female restroom. Funny, he didn't think about being only 20 years old when he wanrd to be the Rosa Parks of AGPs.
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He keeps whining that Exulansic posts about him, as if it's her fault he's a degenerate troon who enters women's only spaces.

Spoiler: Twitter Thread

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He likes to pretend he's passing, but the only thing passing here is normal people across the street upon seeing his visage.

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>”I’m 20! I have no idea what’s going on!”

So…we have a grown, 20-year old adult claiming that he’s too young to know what he’s doing or be held responsible for his actions.

And yet, this same individual would claim that toddlers and <18s are of perfect maturity and mental soundness to consent to “gender-affirming” butcheries that would disfigure them, wreck their health, and make their life from thereon generally more difficult.

 

[Circus peanut]

Seriously, who the fuck is “carrothead”?

I’m thinking it may have been a stupid allusion to Trumpf and his orange skin, but the blond hair doesn’t really fit with that comparison. So, in other words, dumb tranny attempt at humor

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I checked if OpenAI, removing hair to simulate bald, with no other instructions, would reveal the troon.



Yes. Yes it does.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I checked if OpenAI, removing hair to simulate bald, with no other instructions, would reveal the troon.

But also, the unmodified pic clearly reveals the troon.

Long hair == female ???
That doesn't even work as a stupid stereotype since the Beatles were new.