Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Blanche Devereaux]

Him. He was once your closest friend. Not 'they'. 'They' is primarily a plural pronoun, but sometimes a singular pronoun for a person whose sex you don't know, or a hypothetical person whose sex is irrelevant to the hypothetical situation. "Who was in the meeting room last? They left their notepad here".

Troons are popping up everywhere partly because normal people are ceding ground by using the language of and framing the debate in trans-ideology terms. Don't do it. It is not kind and it is not good.

I don't even realize when I'm doing it anymore.

 

[indomitable snowman]

At work we have these displays in the lobby with various employee or customer testimonials (imagine a screen that says, I like company X because Y, with a picture of the person, corpo propaganda to the max). I am 95% sure one of the most recent additions is a pooner. There's just something about it that just flags in my head.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I saw a pooner working at a gas station yesterday and at a different gas station the day before. Both of them looked like carbon copies of each other, except one had blue hair and one had green hair, They both had the same "SJW" haircut with one side of the head shaved and the remaining hair combed over. They both had "He/Him" on their nametags but they both looked and sounded obviously-female.

I have been seeing a lot of pooners all over town, lately, and they have been taking over the retail stores in terms of the employees.

I think there is a secret cloning facility nearby that is pumping these things out.

All the office supply, hardware, and arts n crafts stores in my vicinity are predominantly staffed by rainbow-haired pooners and poorly-passing troons. The FtM’s who’ve been on their regiment for a while are all short, fat, balding 20 year olds that look like 40 year old femme-faced manlets. Almost all of these people have pronoun tags and an abhorrent sense of style. It’s radical how these people look the same.

 

[Hepativore]

All the office supply, hardware, and arts n crafts stores in my vicinity are predominantly staffed by rainbow-haired pooners and poorly-passing troons. The FtM’s who’ve been on their regiment for a while are all short, fat, balding 20 year olds that look like 40 year old femme-faced manlets. Almost all of these people have pronoun tags and an abhorrent sense of style. It’s radical how these people look the same.

I see many more pooners than troons in my area...troons seem to be very rare here.

Perhaps we should consider young, fat, pooners in their 20's the predominant face of the trans movement rather than troons as the pooner/enby population has exploded and has probably overtaken the number of troons at this point.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I don't even realize when I'm doing it anymore.

I get it actually. It feels more natural, in some particular cases, to use the wrong-sex pronoun for some people - internet examples are Buck Angel and Blaire White. But I make a conscious effort now to use the correct-sex pronoun, even for people who more or less pass (though I've noticed the correct-sex pronoun comes more easily to me when the person is an obnoxious AGP cunt.)

Using the language and framing of trans ideology is playing into the hands of trans ideologues. That's why the biographies of any trans-identified person on Wikipedia is un-fucking-readable.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It feels more natural, in some particular cases, to use the wrong-sex pronoun for some people - internet examples are Buck Angel and Blaire White

HAHA WHAT

 

[Elderly beef taco]

I actually saw some wild ftm trannies in my area, which is almost like seeing a flying elephant; this is a bit too conservative an area for them normally.

At a grocery store and heard someone loudly comment "they might do hatecrimes on us here, it's a small town".

I look down the aisle and see a group of like, 6 20ish year old girls, a weird looking androgynous kid and a chick with a beard.

Clocked the bearded one instantly from the round face and shoulders, hips shape. Chopping your tits and growing a beard doesn't hide the truth.

Unsure about the androgynous one beyond a gravelly voice and the fashion sense of a colorblind dumpster diver.

This pack of what i assume were 6 trans allies and their "friends" (social media clout) were in the store being loud, annoying, and generally rude to anyone who happened to go past them. Acted like a bunch of stuck-up teens, which just draws attention.

I just ignored them the best i could but man, maybe don't announce that shit to the world if you don't want to be stared at.

 

[Heaven's Gate]

There are troons everywhere around here. The ftms tend to dress like either uwu soft smol bois or like middle schoolers from 2002, and the mtfs are almost all massive linebacker neanderthals squeezed into dresses or shorts. For some reason the latter LOVE face masks. They probably think it's like an invisibility cloak and people can't clock them when they're wearing it. I've literally only seen one mtf in town who almost passes, and it's because he's slender and probably an HSTS. The hands are still a dead giveaway, though.

 

[AFAB]

Caught another pooner at a grocery store I go to, wasn't sure if it was an FTM or an really ugly looking guy (pube beard, short male haircut, pudgy, seemed like she still had her tits), but I heard her speak and out came the trademark frog voice.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Lordy lord have mercy on me. This July I'm goin to Chicago to visit husbands family.... pray for me.
Idk what might kill me first, a troon, a nigger, or a nigger troon.

 

[Thé au lait]

Let me preface this by saying: I usually leave them alone unless they're REALLY obviously AGP cretins. In the latter case, I have zero self control over my laughter, and I hate them enough to make fun of them out loud.
I had two sightings recently, one with a friend in the big city. He was decked out in the cotton candy flags, big potbelly, low-cut top showing off his hairy moobs, thigh-high cotton candy flag socks, and his tiny backpack was covered in animu pins, and pins of the sherbert-white-magenta AGP flag. He had full stubble, receding hairline, the full nine yards. I started laughing my ass off and telling my friend "look at that fuckin thing," and probably pointed at it too. My friend replied in a very hushed tone, telling me to not be so loud (I wouldn't be surprised if we were getting dirty looks), but holy shit that thing was funny to look at. He was striding about so proudly, too!
The more recent sighting was at a market, there were two snack vendors selling the same thing (same brand, too) maybe 50 meters away from each other. I was with my girlfriend at the time. One stand had a very long line going down the street, so we decided to go to the other one, which had no line. We get there and figure out why when we see the cashier, who looked like a slightly less psychotic version of It's Ma'am (full beard stubble, of course) wearing a GIANT pin of the sherbert-white-magenta AGP flag, nearly the size of my hand. The moment I got close enough to see (by which point he was already greeting us), I spun on my heels to go back to the other stall, and during the walk me and my girlfriend joked back and forth with "That'll be $22--ACK!" "So stunning, so valid!" My girlfriend said that when she looked back, he apparently was under the impression that we'd be nicer to him, because he looked legitimately shocked and offended at how quickly I did an about-face.

He gives me my bag, and then fucking winks at me and says. "See you later, cutie!"

I almost threw up laughing at the thought of this guy being played by Isaac Hayes

 

[Heaven's Gate]

I wonder what the deal is with zero-effort troons. Are they just extra delusional, or do they know it's all bullshit?

Saw two of them recently, an mtf and an ftm. The mtf was a hulking 6-foot-8 guy, bad dye job, growing a beard in, super deep voice. Didn't even have moobs. From how he acted I thought it was just the rare gay guy with terrible taste, but then I heard someone call him "she." The other one, the ftm, was a morbidly obese woman with massive tits. Again, I didn't even realize this was a troon until I heard the frog voice and looked closer, and noticed the wispy hair all over her chin and neck.

 

[Diver Down]

I wonder what the deal is with zero-effort troons. Are they just extra delusional, or do they know it's all bullshit?

Saw two of them recently, an mtf and an ftm. The mtf was a hulking 6-foot-8 guy, bad dye job, growing a beard in, super deep voice. Didn't even have moobs. From how he acted I thought it was just the rare gay guy with terrible taste, but then I heard someone call him "she." The other one, the ftm, was a morbidly obese woman with massive tits. Again, I didn't even realize this was a troon until I heard the frog voice and looked closer, and noticed the wispy hair all over her chin and neck.

AGP, simple as. I doubt there is anything more to it.

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

Was fishing with my autistic nigga after church and were walking through a park back to our cars. Sort of near our cars there was a bench where 3 troons were standing around talking loudly and being generally awkward.
You could tell by their fucky looking legs, 5:00 shadow, shitty style, and faggy voices.

Started loading my shit into my car and stealthily told my friend the troons behind him were troons, and in his tism house he loudly said "YOU MEAN THE CROSSDRESSERS OVER THERE!??????". Bless his silly lil soul, was a bit weird but they shut the fuck up until we headed out.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Unfortunately I had to encounter a small pack of man in dress the store recently.

I am temporarily back in the West for business purposes and visiting family here. Western food causes very painful stomach for me, so I went to an Asian market for my usual meals. Unfortunately I had to witness a small pack of them fawning over the food. Not just any food, just junk food and children’s snacks. (Notice how a lot of their hobbies and interests involve children’s stuff .. wtf???)

I tried to avoid being too close to them. they were like obese technicolor hogs. They smelled like feces and garbage. One was wearing a very frayed pink tutu over tranny patterned leggings. Two of them kept staring at me. The pack had 2 long skinny man in dress and 3 very fat ones. They all wore some variation of similar clothes. Crop tops with their bloated gut spilling out, ugly skirt, and tights. Stringy and matted hair. It looked like dyed grass. You get the picture.

It was weird seeing them gawking at other people, food, and unironically saying cringe Japanese terms. What the fuck? Why are they starting to congregate in Asian markets now ? If only they knew how we felt about them… yuck

I had to pee but I don’t want to get molestation in the bathroom so I just checked out and left as soon as possible. Idk why our cultures are so attractive to men in dresses. Anyway sorry for the rant but I am disgust

 

[TooManyKittens]

t when the fuck did the Northeastern US become the troon mecca?

Ah this i know! Because the troons and pooners are fleeing the south east. Even in liberal areas like the cities they all upset about the laws banning child transition and the brewing general backlash here towards shit in general.

They're all told ofc that because us southern backwater fools with our silly rural ideas of leaving the bug hive cramped cities (the dream of all non libtard city dwellers now) and willingness to entertain heresy to the democratic party, were all also terms and dangerous and their existence here is oh so hard.

And that moving to the NE or NW will make things better. Healthcare covers more (I've heard this is true in general tbh), the people are more pro troon and yaddah yaddah.

They move, and get socked by the reality that liberals are for show and of course its more true up there, living costs are higher than they already are down here, but there's more nerdy troons and nerdy troon things to do. And legal weed to drown their wallets and sorrows in.

Moving back would be both expensive and an admittance they didn't look before they left, and they often burn all their bridges when they leave with both past friends or employers, bar other troons.

*shrug* sucks to suck kids.

On topic, it's become so normalized here and the cities which have tech are so full of troons I barely notice the generally stupid but harmless sort anymore. Threat radar is on and most of them don't qualify.

I was at a coffee shop (non chain) the other week though and this clearly hispanic, and tall for a Hispanic man at that was working the counter. Badly painted nails. Shoulder hair, five o'clock shadow, and pastel pink overalls over some snark t shirt. In the 90s or 00s id have assumed tall art class sorta girl if I was going on outfit alone. The near histrionic level falsetto and general vibe of how they were dealing with customers was the hugest red flag.

This troon was itching for any excuse to pick a fight with a customer and act more bitchy than they already were and you could *tell*. Customers were actively trying to be done with this bro and he noticed i was glancing him over (as I processed what the hell I was watching), and then ignored him. Oh the fucking glare and malding.

Told him have a nice day when my order came up (I didn't mean it but I can be socially acceptable) and dude looked shocked like he'd been mentally gearing up for this big public "me and the evil terf" moment. It was the kind of take a step back and stare id expect if someone got slapped in the face and was still processing wtaf just happened

I laughed the second I got past the doors all the way to the car. I've never in my life gotten such a glorious response to simply defaulting to normal public behavior. Lols.

Hopefully he doesn't go postal on some poor female customer.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

When did pride parades go from being good-looking people trying to look good and become just... amorphous blobs dressed like a toddler vomited?

The last time I was at a parade, there were a couple short chubby dykes and a couple hamlet hippie women, but my god, this does not look like a group of people who I would want to associate with.

https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2024/jun/8/photosvideo-humboldt-kicks-pride-old-town-parade/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3DwsQWNLG0f-eXWHxfD-cu_lUwtlhaWpifGtWhjCcDH___tMp4udXxOaY_aem_AQPUDRuXxd6tbGzq63uLIDvvnGpJ9P2IfWD1l9ukM-_grnGIuzSDMNtxbLh7upR7bsjDBMh61W5SVCyAaNQb99wy

https://archive.ph/thpcN

(If anyone can figure out who the exceptionally busted looking troonit is, please let me know.)

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Passed a Troon in the street, clocked him in a microsecond before I’d even made a full assessment. That’s a dude wearing foundation.

Then a second later, dressed like a teenage girl. A mid 20’s guys idea of a “cute” teenage girl. Bonus points for coordinating the outfit in trans flag Colors.

At least not fat, made some effort to pass.

 

[Incecticyder]

Saw a pooner the other day. One of the technicians at my home to fix my internet connection. At first I thought to myself "aw that is nice, they have women workers too" but then I noticed the five o 'clock shadow and was like "ah, it is a guy, NO WAIT THAT IS A POON". Feminine facial features and all! I made no vocalisations that would indicate I found out so the poon must have assumed she passed but in reality, I clocked her as a cis girl until I noticed facial hair.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

2 troons in as many days, it must be pride month.

This one was notable, he looked just like Chris Chan so I had to bite my lip not to laugh. Long purple velour dress, laced up man shoes, but I don't think he knew how to lace up shoes so his feet were crushed into them bending the back heel leather into a sort of slipper. Bright blue hair, very badly done. How bad? His hands were stained blue because the dumb shit didn't use the plastic applicator gloves provided with the hair dye.