Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

[dick tha master]

 

[Bob Faget]

Tom is such a faggot, if destiny raped and killed someone and a cctv video surfaces of it, tom would ask the cawntext or say the video is probaly ai generated, this is the same mf who when presented with thousands of leaked dms of chris tyson being a pedophile and said he cant come to any conclusions and spent half an hour being a sarcastic cunt when he reacted brett coopers video on it instead of responding to any of her arguments (very destiny thing to do). Hes no better than hasan or vaushes fans that take everything they say as fact and sweep for all the unhinged shit they say and do

 

[dick tha master]

This is a bit late, but I was watching AugieRFC's coverage of the BlowsBlacks copestream, and I found this quite interesting. Posting this in the Tom thread for relevancy's sake.

BlowsBlacks alleges that Turkey Tom was at the party with BlowsBlacks and also doing molly in addition to cocaine with Vito the Pedo and Dick Masterson, (aka Juju the cow, a man who likes to be fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow).

We know that BlowsBlacks is a known liar, which his allegation is not what I find interesting. It's Augie and Nick's reaction. They blatantly point out that BlowsBlacks is a snitch and that he was just leaking all of the people at that party:

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At the very least, they had nothing to say that BlowsBlacks straight up told on Tom (assuming he was telling the truth for once).

Did he also take acid with Glink?
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BONUS

Bowblax shittalking
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His drug related shenanigans from other thread.

 

[dick tha master]

https://youtu.be/O3k6mJgA6Rg?si=Ib5rg3PSoywvUMDS

Does anyone know what the context is behind this unlisted video?

It's related to the Pyrocynical incident.
Pyro was talking to Thaf on discord, and asking how to wipe discord logs.

[Mods, please merge this post with one above, i don't want to retype this again]

 

[dick tha master]

Tom just raised more questions than answers.
On one hand, he claims that he was "a heat seeking missle" levels of horny.

But on the other hand, he needs "an emotional connection to get an erection"

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He just presented us with with two contradictory positions- he's lying and hiding something.

Post in thread '[WIP] [OP Re-write] Thomas Larry Hanson / Turkey Tom / TomDark / TomDarkLive' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wip-o...-tom-tomdark-tomdarklive.196923/post-19336385

Post in thread '[WIP] [OP Re-write] Thomas Larry Hanson / Turkey Tom / TomDark / TomDarkLive' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wip-o...-tom-tomdark-tomdarklive.196923/post-19313317

@Caramel Kidney for 2 posts above

Post in thread '[WIP] [OP Re-write] Thomas Larry Hanson / Turkey Tom / TomDark / TomDarkLive' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wip-o...-tom-tomdark-tomdarklive.196923/post-19314069

@Nate Higgers for a post above

There was a manic stream last year were they brought up the leaked Tom screenshots. Jaylin originally leaked them because turkey Tom and his group somehow told Jaylin. Tom screenshots at 1:38:17
My theory is when the cc run low on content will throw one of their own into the wolves and try to discredit them, salvo, jaylin, johnswan
I knew Tom dated Kai didn’t know about the other one, Tom used to insult Kai on livestream and call her a retard. His poor ex’s probably got harassed offline from turkey Tom’s fans. I hope kai is lurking the thread and laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/live/VALdtYaFss8?si=adXQ-mXu1c2ZnbKL

Tom's relationship stuff

And Destiny's boywife is streaming

[Merge the posts plz]

 

[Sneeds]

I wonder if Tom will unfollow PPP

I’m kinda glad PPP explained the dakka dakka confusion in the clip. Because I remembered when PPP uploaded on that channel years ago

 

[Caramel Kidney]

I will say I like the crudely illustrated thumbnail for his current livestream. Takes me back, it’s a nice refresher from what most thumbnails look like these days. It seems like he’s trying out doing things himself a bit more again, which to me makes it feel less corporate for lack of a better word.



Also from now on, he says streams and vods will be on TomDarkLIVE.

Edit: drawing he made

 

[dick tha master]

Hes streaming

 

[Xev]

It's simple. He becomes emotionally connected to every dick he sees.

 

[Up3]

This niggas gay

 

[DickMain]

Tom is such a faggot, if destiny raped and killed someone and a cctv video surfaces of it, tom would ask the cawntext or say the video is probaly ai generated, this is the same mf who when presented with thousands of leaked dms of chris tyson being a pedophile and said he cant come to any conclusions and spent half an hour being a sarcastic cunt when he reacted brett coopers video on it instead of responding to any of her arguments (very destiny thing to do). Hes no better than hasan or vaushes fans that take everything they say as fact and sweep for all the unhinged shit they say and do

Don't forget that he spent like five straight minutes talking about Jimmy's physique before flexing his own arms to the camera for that sweet BPD hot topic pussy. Also remember that for every one of the Tyson streams he showed up entirely unprepared to host them and had to ask his fucking chat to provide the reading material, which he ultimately just lifted directly from the Farms.

 

[Bob Faget]

His content rlly started going down hill when he made the live channel, on tomdark hed just post about whatever current internet drama there is give a non-take and be done. Now with the live channel he has to showcase his personality for multiple hours a day which just exposes how much of a personality-less destiny glazing retard he is. And also that he definitly gay

 

[Up3]

Toms so unserious when it comes to handling allegations'
> Tom talking about chris tyson :

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Also remember that for every one of the Tyson streams he showed up entirely unprepared to host them and had to ask his fucking chat to provide the reading material, which he ultimately just lifted directly from the Farms.

Another part you missed from that time is this dude said some of the discord messages are fake and that he has to treat them as an allegation. It's amazing that he wants a high standard of proof for other people's allegations but when he makes an allegation he doesn't provide any sort of proof to back up what he's saying. Also, after that retarded stream he released a video where he said that he is trying to be a Youtuber with integrity but at the same time he says that he does Youtube only for the money (which he said in 2023 to Null).

 

[dick tha master]

It's simple. He becomes emotionally connected to every dick he sees.

First Sam Hyde, Then Mumkey Jones, now Destiny has broken his heart. Who will be next?

EDIT:
Now that i think about it, most of his e-daddies are sus.

Destiny is bi

Mumkey is allegedly bi (according to Liu)

Sam Hyde may have dated a tranny

Spoiler: Allegedly

Tom is streaming and he "came out as straight" and gayest stream to date. And got another shitty haircut that makes him look like a member of the Matsuno family

 

[Up3]

tom clips from the latest stream;

tom blocking Mutiple people from chat including jake dolittle on instagram
stating women have no standards because they wont date cheater tom who may have fucked destiny
questioning if he should be alive
stating he's a radical breadtuber showing his shirt lol

 

[Caramel Kidney]

tom clips from the latest stream;
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tom blocking Mutiple people from chat including jake dolittle on instagram
stating women have not standards because they wont date cheater tom who may have fucked destiny
questioning if he should be alive
stating he's a radical breadtuber showing his shirt lol

I think that first clip entirely summarizes his mental state like actually

 

[gobbos]

I've wondered if his attachment to Destiny is just a way for him to prove himself to be an 'oldfag', or at least not a 'newfag.' I hope he realizes that it just proves him to be a fag.

Spoiler: Effortpost about an internet celebrity on an Auckland agriculture forum

During his formative years, he was around for IBS, which was arguably the last bastion for 'broadcast yourself' on YouTube and a bastion for old-Internet.

Because it was of an older era, naturally the old-internet would have done away with a teenaged wannabe youtuber, so he could never really say that he was apart of the last gasp of the free Internet unless he paints himself to be an avid spectator. Of all the people that he might have watched back then; Mumkey, Metokur, Sargon, Destiny, etc., Destiny, until he got caught fellating another man, was probably the safest one for him to build his career further on because he just lives in the status quo. Mumkey (notably whom he had previously associated with) self imploded, Mister Metokur is dying(?), and watching Sargon at age 16 and continuing to idolize him is an immediate disaster.

He brings attention to predators, and somewhat normalizes using the farms to expose people, (important note: while respecting their pronouns, after all they're still human), platforms Null during DropKiwiFarms, so he gets views from here and people adjacent to us.

At its most genuine level, I assume he 'admires' Destiny to get people from Destiny's camp and a small sliver of people who were just interested in the shit stirring of IBS, which Destiny was present for. I don't believe for a second that he was and still is genuinely a fan of Destiny, I'm thinking that it's more parasitic or a way to impress the internet than anything.

 

[dick tha master]

Bisexual communist Tom is streaming

 

[local arkansas man]

Bisexual communist Tom is streaming

You don't have to post about every single time he streams, it makes you look a little obsessed.