Lolcow UncleSamPatriot / Pekka Luodeslampi / Y-Man

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@UncleSamPatriot sorry I was late on the teeth thing, it's quite early where I am and I am feeling slow.

If you wouldn't mind, a few more questions from me:

Do you have a favorite bible passage, or passages? The whole good book doesn't count ;)

You seem to have a good grasp on your developmental disabilities, unlike most people featured on this forum. Were you always this way or was there a struggle? Any advice to fellow cows on how to accept and overcome?

Here are my favorites:
"(Rom 10:13) For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

(Act 16:31) And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

(1Co 15:3) For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;

(1Co 15:4) And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

(Eph 2:8) For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

(Eph 2:9) Not of works, lest any man should boast."

Thank you, I realized that there was something wrong with me when I was hitting the bag for hour and half in (I was missing couple of minutes of my usual 1.5 hours back then.) 2001 October and got a seizure. I used to have seizures when sleeping after working with bag and drinking some apple juice did help (sugar?). My health deteriorated almost to point of death. I ended up in a hospital and got a medication and started to recover 2003 may. Well then I got another seizure in 2011 march when training with Flexi-Bar. My medication stopped working (And to the boot started to give me muscle cramps.) and I ended up yet again in hospital in 2012 February. Then they found about the central nervous system problems. At year 2003 they just first thought that I have only Tourette.

I would say to accept yourself as you are, all people have problems, some do have this and some have that but everybody is unique. My policy of making videos is that no matter if they love me or hate me, both are good, I want to prove entertainment and when I do get a reaction I feel successful. Failure is a video that provokes nothing. I want give people feelings like entertainment should, it is up to the individual viewer how they take it. So if you are different you could affect many people in various ways, to find your own strengths.
 
Hey you guys! (Yes Sloth is a great character.). I thought to stop by to converse with you all. Thanks for making thread about me a featured one and I am glad to see high activity over here. I am happy to answer your questions withing a reason of course. :-)
Greeting from Hungary dude, nice to have you on the Farms! I'd like to ask you about your musical preferences: what do you think of Finnish representatives of originally American musical genres such as Rock, Metal, Blues, Country or Jazz? Are there any Finnish bands you like as much as Americans, or maybe even more so?
 
Hey um, @UncleSamPatriot. I've been meaning to ask, but what was with the baby Mario getup? I'm not trying to be rude or anything, so if I offend you, I apologize. But it feels really creepy seeing someone like you do something like that.

Also, I must congratulate you on making a good first impression here too.
 
Hello @UncleSamPatriot, and welcome to the Kiwi farms, I hope you enjoy your time here.

Other famous Finns that I know of include Simo Häyhä (the White Death) and world champion racing drivers such as Mika Häkkinen and Kimi Räikkönen. Are there any other great Finns (other than yourself) that I should be aware of?
 
Greeting from Hungary dude, nice to have you on the Farms! I'd like to ask you about your musical preferences: what do you think of Finnish representatives of originally American musical genres such as Rock, Metal, Blues, Country or Jazz? Are there any Finnish bands you like as much as Americans, or maybe even more so?

Tony Halme/Ludvig Borga did make some great rap and other music, he is one of my favorite artists. I would say say from classical genre Jean Sibelius is a incredible. But from American genres I say that
Stratovarius - Eagleheart
is a very good metal song and Frederik is a great artist too, king of the hillbilly disco from Finland.

Finnish have made some great music. But now I have to go to bed, I will back tomorrow if Lord willing, please keep asking questions and I try to answer them on later date. Thanks for today.
 
Tony Halme/Ludvig Borga did make some great rap and other music, he is one of my favorite artists. I would say say from classical genre Jean Sibelius is a incredible. But from American genres I say that
Stratovarius - Eagleheart
is a very good metal song and Frederik is a great artist too, king of the hillbilly disco from Finland.

Finnish have made some great music. But now I have to go to bed, I will back tomorrow if Lord willing, please keep asking questions and I try to answer them on later date. Thanks for today.
Awesome, Eagle Heart was one of the very first songs I've learned on the guitar! Thanks for the answers, and good night!
 
@UncleSamPatriot you mentioned firearms ownership as one of the reasons you love America so much. I'm kind of the Kiwi Farms resident gun nut so I have to ask what are some of your favorite firearms?

Also, I'm a Christian as well, more specifically I'm a Mormon. My favorite Bible passage is Psalms 144:1; Blessed be the LORD my Rock, who teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to battle.
 
Hello, I can't understand a single thing you're saying in your videos. Will you please provide a translation script of some kind?
 
Oh my god, I have to see you in person when I return to Finland in a couple months...

Edited to add: Did I see you at RoPeCon in Espoo in May? You do look kind of familiar.
 
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Hello, I can't understand a single thing you're saying in your videos. Will you please provide a translation script of some kind?

I can understand close to everything in most of his videos. In addition he's been around YouTube for a long time now and never had subtitles, so I wouldn't expect him to suddenly start using them. It would be helpful in some cases, but it would way too much work for how much it would be worth in return.

@UncleSamPatriot How exactly did you find this thread so quickly?

Curious to hear this answered as well. Googling "UncleSamPatriot" already gives kiwifarms.net as a result on the second page, so that is my guess. We aren't a massive site or anything, so I wouldn't say he decided to sign up with only promoting his channel in mind either.
 
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You know, @UncleSamPatriot, you approached this with a surprising amount of maturity and restraint. Nice to see someone that can smile and address things civilly even if we say some things that might seem a bit insulting. Sorry 'bout the whole nervous system disorder, but the fact that you acknowledge it and you don't let it get to you shows that you have a pretty thick skin and you focus on things that make you happy. Honestly, not even sure if you can even be called a lolcow. You seem like a pretty chill dude with some small issues that you don't let get in your way.

Welcome to the Farms, as people have said before. Hope you enjoy yourself, and we salute people who can act as awesome as you in the face of our antics. :semperfidelis:

Anyway, since you're here, here's a question and I don't mean to be insulting, but do you do anything besides the whole YouTube gig? Just curious, and I don't mean it in any offensive way. Your videos are interesting, but interesting in the way that makes me smile when I look at them again. You got a new sub here.
 
Aw man, this guy! I saw his licorice pipes video years ago. As soon as I saw the picture of him I looked up that video to see if it was the same guy, and of course it was.

Now I remember this guy. His reasoning on this was pretty wtf but the general idea that licorice pipes are tasty and not going to result in the end of civilization was more or less right.
 
hey uncle, unlike most of the cows here i think you're great!

have you ever heard of the all american hero cmdr J. Conners? he pretty much personifies the us and i think you'd get on well- the deaglenation subforum of this site is dedicated to him and his friends.
 
Youre a pretty funny guy, and it always looks like you are "talking sideways".
 
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