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- Feb 3, 2013
The people who actually turned up to this are exactly the sort of guys you'd expect...
Most notably among them is a hardcore wrestling fan named Todd, who runs his own website dedicated to getting autographs from celebrities.
And let's not forget the rest of the team:
Awesome gif I didn't make.
Unbelievably, there's a large community of these guys.
SOR said:Hey guys,
Didn't know this thread was over here or would of posted earlier but I actually used to post on the message board that Todd posted his rebuttal on. The site I won't name unless it's okay to do so but the entire forum is filled with 50-60 Todd's. I was a member for about a year because I liked to troll them and got along with a poster called Class316 (Who is a cool guy) but a majority of the guys there are just like Todd and some go to much worse lengths to acquire a signature.
So I figured I would share some of the funnier stories I had on there so you all can basically see why Todd feels that paying 75 dollars (It was actually 200) to lay in bed with a woman who was famous 15 years ago.
Okay, So I signed up to their board in like 2011. I'm really into Movie Memorabilia and Sports Memorabilia and liked reading the celebrity reports and stuff on there. I signed up after an invasion of the board by a CZW Fan Site (CZWFans, that's shut down) and was there when they were rebuilding. Basically they had this private forum called The Arena (Similar to rants section on this board) where you could openly attack anyone.
Now in all honesty, a lot of these guys are very far from being sane. It's not like the board here where everyone probably has a job or is in school it's basically guys that dedicate themselves to collecting autographs and photo's almost obsessively. There's a poster there called CM who has paid/stalked Jeff Hardy and met him over 10 times. He openly admits to having 40-50 Jeff Hardy signatures and he has stalked Edge so many times that he thinks Edge is now his friend. not a word of this is made up and you can verify it on their message board (If Admins will let me post a link)
The obsessiveness continues where a lot of these guys will sit outside a hotel for literally hours. If the star is big enough some of them will sit there for 6-7 hours in the hopes a signature may be signed. When you take into account travel and prep a lot of these guys have basically spent a whole day waiting outside a building hoping for an autograph it's insanity.
Some will go to incredible lengths to get a signature. A poster there called "The Captain" pretended to have a brother that was fighting in Afghanistan just so Mil Mascaras would sign a mask. Mascaras said the mask was fake and offered to sell him an official one and the Captain flipped him off. When he returned to the forum he wished cancer on Mascaras and the promoter of the event simply because he didn't get a mask signed. Another poster named "Bobby" went into the lobby of a Hotel Room and called Edge's hotel room (Whilst Edge was relaxing) to request a photo and signature. It's pure insanity with a lot of these guys.
The most insane on that board are the Admins. One is a closeted homosexual (I'm not saying that to be mean, I have no issue with gays) and when people openly ask him whether or not he is indeed gay he will ignore them and not talk to them again. The other Admin "Woodmo" likes to use the "Holier than thou" attitude on his own people and pretend he's above it all. Talks about his Grandfather was a New York Mobster and how he gets tons of chicks. He's a classic case of the nerdy kid who gets bullied trying to put down the guys worse than him in the hopes of "being cool"
Another poster called "Bako" fakes disabilities to meet wrestlers. He has his own store bought wheel chair that he wheels around in because they have to stop for a disabled guy. The poster above who I referred to as "CM" is also known to do this with a cane. "The Captain" also does it in an attempt to get people to stand up for photo's. All of this behaviour is encouraged by almost everyone on that board even though it's downright insane to everyone reading this post.
The reason I bring all this up is not to point out how mentally ill a lot of these people are but to point out that Todd isn't that bad. He's one of the more normal dudes on that board. The real comedic gold is when you look into the report section or general interest section of that board and see how mentally ill so many of these people are. And yes 90% of them are in the same physical shape as Todd.
Here's some photo's of the guys on there (All public):
