💼 Careercow Uwe Boll

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I kinda.. umm.. yeah I liked Rampage. The rest? Not so much.
 
I love howlers like "The Room" and "Battlefield Earth", but Boll's brand of movie magic is just not my cuppa joe.
 
Boll always sucked, IMHO (Seanbaby kicking his ass would have been spectacular as a movie in itself, had it happened, that is...) - and I've seen plenty of bad movies that I'm proud to own over any of his..... absolute garbage.
 
The only movie I watched of his was Alone in the Dark when me and a friend were bored one afternoon. It was pretty shitty. Other than that, I don't know that much about him and his work, which is strange given I like to consider myself a bad movie connoisseur.

Besides, we all know that the king of lolcow movie directors will always be Tommy Wiseau. Ed Wood and Uwe Boll follow in a close second.
 
Never seen these movies.

One of the big issues I have with BloodRayne is her weakness to water. I mean, water is in everything, including blood. I could understand holy water, but not normal water. Also, it's been a long time, but I don't recall the movie ever explaining how she ended up in the circus? I've never played the games so I can't compare the games and movie, but yeah the movie was pretty boring. A few interesting parts, but the storyline had too many holes.
 
Hyperion said:
"I train in muay thai nd jujitsu so I think Boxing is the hungry hungry hippos of fighting."
Click to expand...
*adjusts glasses*

I believe you mean "boxing is to fighting what hungry hungry hippos is to fighting." Hah, I just re-read the article a few hours ago. I've been on a Seanbaby bender after the 'fuck you I quit' video Uwe posted the other day.

I am hopeful for more content like the fight debacle. Sincerely doubt he will gracefully fade into obscurity. Death throws, please.

Edit: my favorite Seanbaby zing on Boll is "the Holocaust survivors got together and agreed you are the worst thing to come out of Germany."
 
I saw a wall street crash of his once,while the beginning was genéric but the acting and drama were sólid,sadly he fucks it all up when the hero buys from the resident evil 4 arma dealer knockoff a gta style loadout and begins killing people.
Its like he fucks it up on purpose,damn.
 
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HELLO FROM YOUR GOOD WILL AMBASSADOR FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA​


You are hereby cordially invited to the ED forums weekly movie marathon for our special Uwe Boll retirement marathon!

Come by for a visit and we can call each other faggots all night <3

https://cytu.be/r/ediots_watch_movies
 
The world needs people like Uwe Boll to define the lower end of the spectrum. Also, In The Name Of The King, what a film, what a god damn film! Jason Fucking Statham: "I am but an 'umble farmer and know nuffin of leadership!" "Actually you're the king, seriously" "Oh right, fucking-a PEOPLE OF EHB! HEAR ME NOW!" Quickest training montage ever!
 
Rampage was good. Rampage 2 was okay, but not as good as the first one. Assault on Wall Street was boring, and there was too little violence. Like, the main character doesn't go on his titular assault until, like, the last 20 minutes of the movie and he barely kills anybody. When I go to watch a movie like that, I expect stupid, senseless violence. Postal, I watched until they showed Dave Foley's penis. At that point, I was like "yeah, this isn't for me," and turned it off. Can't say I've seen any of his other movies.
 
I liked both Rampage and Assault on Wall Street - especially Rampage I actually consider really good - most of his other movies are pretty bad though. I guess some are nice to watch in a bad movie marathon, but most are too boring even for that. All in all he seems to have a massive ego, but most of the stupid stuff he did - like the boxing matches - seem more like succesfull publicity stunts.
 
Uwe Boll is a great filmmaker and a generally rad guy who beat the fuck out of Lowtax that one time.

He's not a lolcow.
 
Uwe Boll may be old lolcow news but hear me out. It's fresh news.

Remember when Uwe Boll throws a temper tantrum over criticism and rage quits the movie business? This time he's throwing an even bigger temper tantrum on Twitter over Warner Bros video game based movie Rampage with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson comparing to his other Rampage movies. Now he's threatening to sue Warner Bros for "stealing his brand" and telling everyone including his "haters" to suck his dick.

https://movieweb.com/rampage-movie-uwe-boll-dwayne-johnson/
 
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