Valentines Day

[#FreeRoss]

Personally, I think Valentine's Day is stupid, but I'm looking for a Kiwi Farms valentine. Who wants to be my valentine?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Do you have food?

 

[Email]

Do you have food?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Can we ban this retard from making threads already?

 

[#FreeRoss]

Do you have food?

Yes

 

[KarmaIsHere]

Worst thirst post on the internet. Kill yourself.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

You should ask Null for a new username.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I mean, I'll do it, but I'm ugly. Also a dude. Also not gay.

... I'm having second thoughts about this.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You aren't supposed to ask, you're supposed to just spy a lady and make her your valentine whether she likes it or not. She might not send anything back but she can't stop you from watching her and leaving her notes about how much you'd like to hold hands and sniff her hair.

In this case I'd recommend you find a lady kiwi that catches your eye, then go back through every one of her posts, rate them with hearts, and see how she reacts to your name filling up her notifications page. Bitches love stickers.

 

[Hellwalker]

You should ask Null for a new username.

He should go back to his @hothead account.

 

[Axiom.]

I'll let you be my valentine, babycakes .

 

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

Get a grip, and get a fucking life. Most importantly... get off the fucking FORUM if you came here to do this shit, retard. We will all just point and laugh.