Lobster Cult High Priest
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It doesn't really matter, I just want to know what your immediate reaction would be upon realizing "holy shit I'm Vaush," you don't know how long you're gonna be like this and for all you know it's permanent.Do I regenerate as myself the next day? Does Vaush take over my life for the day like in Freaky Friday?
Dress up as a purple chicken in a starving black neighbourhoodIt doesn't really matter, I just want to know what your immediate reaction would be upon realizing "holy shit I'm Vaush," you don't know how long you're gonna be like this and for all you know it's permanent.
Destroy my career and credibility as a leftist by starting to be friendly with Conservative Inc.Ok here's a thought experiment. Tomorrow morning you wake up as Vaush. What do you do?
How would associating with Blaire White and Lady Maga types destroy your credibility as a leftist?Destroy my career and credibility as a leftist by starting to be friendly with Conservative Inc.
The troons and the journalists would hate me duh, they're going to cancel me and write articles about me killing TranniesHow would associating with Blaire White and Lady Maga types destroy your credibility as a leftist?
Use all his simp money to buy tf2 cosmetics and send it to varying accounts so I get them in my of account and then kill myself if I find any of Vaush's child porn along the way.Ok here's a thought experiment. Tomorrow morning you wake up as Vaush. What do you do?
Well, they should. Manbunpig is too stupid to get the old dance, the Leftie Threestep.Great deal of presumptions made by ManBunPig continuing his "Republican's are going to genocide lefties!" arc.
This nigga thinks he's gonna win a civil war. Jesus fuck how are you unhealthy in your late 20s?Vaush failing health arc?
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Unfortunately it's probably not that dramatic. A friend said it's probably the internal intercostal muscle and he needs to
I find it funny that he thinks he's the picture of health when he's such a fat slob.
- Stretch out his chest
- Strengthen and exercise his back muscles
- Spend less time sitting in front of the computer
Assuming a one day one switch? Anonymously donate all his money to charities that help children of abuse. Air out all his content not meant for public eyes in a stream, then let the justice system take overOk here's a thought experiment. Tomorrow morning you wake up as Vaush. What do you do?
Or, you could have him arrested.This nigga thinks he's gonna win a civil war. Jesus fuck how are you unhealthy in your late 20s?
Assuming a one day one switch? Anonymously donate all his money to charities that help children of abuse. Air out all his content not meant for public eyes in a stream, then let the justice system take over
implying this fat fuck would exercise at all, the most exercise he probably gets is scaling his behemoth. it so strange he thinks he's hot shit because he went from fat to skinny fat, and went from receding hairline to desperately trying to cover up receding hairlineVaush failing health arc?
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Unfortunately it's probably not that dramatic. A friend said it's probably the internal intercostal muscle and he needs to
I find it funny that he thinks he's the picture of health when he's such a fat slob.
- Stretch out his chest
- Strengthen and exercise his back muscles
- Spend less time sitting in front of the computer
Who has more self-esteem? Vaush or Erik Striker?implying this fat fuck would exercise at all, the most exercise he probably gets is scaling his behemoth. it so strange he thinks he's hot shit because he went from fat to skinny fat, and went from receding hairline to desperately trying to cover up receding hairline
vaush has borderline body dysmorphia levels of delusion about his physique, Striker just larps as a character from grease but somehwo even more gayWho has more self-esteem? Vaush or Erik Striker?
Just wait till Vaush discovers that Hitlers most supportive demographic was White Women and Mothers.just realized the reason he thinks its okay to revoke the protection of women if theyre too right wing or said something bad but demands you validate trans identities even of murderers and rapists isnt because he sees the act of validating as a courtesy and denial of reality (like saying someone who is fat isnt or doesnt look it). no vaush just wants to establish it not as socially constructed but as fucking objective!
It seems like he's confused cringing with seething
He actually made a video about this while ”cringing”.
For some reason, I can’t say this is the pot calling the kettle black. This just looks like more lazy tripe to own “chuds” while not saying anything of importance.