Vaush / @VaushV / VaushVidya / IrishLaddie / Ian Anthony Kochinski - Horse Cock Enthusiast, Larpy Violent Revolutionary, Sex Pest, in his 100th pedo scandal

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Do I regenerate as myself the next day? Does Vaush take over my life for the day like in Freaky Friday?
It doesn't really matter, I just want to know what your immediate reaction would be upon realizing "holy shit I'm Vaush," you don't know how long you're gonna be like this and for all you know it's permanent.
 
Great deal of presumptions made by ManBunPig continuing his "Republican's are going to genocide lefties!" arc.

 
Great deal of presumptions made by ManBunPig continuing his "Republican's are going to genocide lefties!" arc.

Well, they should. Manbunpig is too stupid to get the old dance, the Leftie Threestep.
Take over by making a certain section of society feel oppressed or use genuine grievances and deprivation they are exposed to, ruin the country by implementing your asinine social/economic policies like in the early Soviet Union, finally get killed by military men or let cuckservatives clean up your mess, make it manageable, but not turn back the wheel more than necessary to make society run again, lest they be called racist/reactionary.

Without cuckservatives it wouldn't be socialism or barbarism. It would be three month socialism, then fascism or barbarism for a at least a few centurys.
 
Vaush failing health arc?
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Unfortunately it's probably not that dramatic. A friend said it's probably the internal intercostal muscle and he needs to
  1. Stretch out his chest
  2. Strengthen and exercise his back muscles
  3. Spend less time sitting in front of the computer
I find it funny that he thinks he's the picture of health when he's such a fat slob.
This nigga thinks he's gonna win a civil war. Jesus fuck how are you unhealthy in your late 20s?
Ok here's a thought experiment. Tomorrow morning you wake up as Vaush. What do you do?
Assuming a one day one switch? Anonymously donate all his money to charities that help children of abuse. Air out all his content not meant for public eyes in a stream, then let the justice system take over
 
This nigga thinks he's gonna win a civil war. Jesus fuck how are you unhealthy in your late 20s?

Assuming a one day one switch? Anonymously donate all his money to charities that help children of abuse. Air out all his content not meant for public eyes in a stream, then let the justice system take over
Or, you could have him arrested.
 
Vaush failing health arc?
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Unfortunately it's probably not that dramatic. A friend said it's probably the internal intercostal muscle and he needs to
  1. Stretch out his chest
  2. Strengthen and exercise his back muscles
  3. Spend less time sitting in front of the computer
I find it funny that he thinks he's the picture of health when he's such a fat slob.
implying this fat fuck would exercise at all, the most exercise he probably gets is scaling his behemoth. it so strange he thinks he's hot shit because he went from fat to skinny fat, and went from receding hairline to desperately trying to cover up receding hairline
 
I just realized the reason he thinks its okay to revoke the protection of women if theyre too right wing or said something bad but demands you validate trans identities even of murderers and rapists isnt because he sees the act of validating as a courtesy and denial of reality (like saying someone who is fat isnt or doesnt look it). no vaush just wants to establish it not as socially constructed but as fucking objective!

which i guess makes it better in one sense in that it doesnt necessarily mean he values trans people more (as an objective rule i mean, he probably still does or pretends to) but it also means hes delusional enough to think social constructs like the original gender roles are total bs and "just social constructs" despite being based on an objective reality that sees similar roles being developed independently of one another and still very useful to describe how things work even in modern times. Whereas his social constructs based nothing more but on how you feel (he bit the bullet on that, included non binaries too iirc but even if not still said it should be up to self identification) should be treated as if its objective fact.

note when i say objective fact i dont mean the obvious "well of course he thinks his alt social concept is better!" i mean like if a burly footballer identifies as female youre supposed to treat that like "of course and water is wet, youre female anyone could tell that, and the sky is blue" like their identifying changes the physical reality around you.
 
just realized the reason he thinks its okay to revoke the protection of women if theyre too right wing or said something bad but demands you validate trans identities even of murderers and rapists isnt because he sees the act of validating as a courtesy and denial of reality (like saying someone who is fat isnt or doesnt look it). no vaush just wants to establish it not as socially constructed but as fucking objective!
Just wait till Vaush discovers that Hitlers most supportive demographic was White Women and Mothers.
 
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