Video Game Wives - Lusting after pixelated women

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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
The furry floodgates have been unleashed :stress:
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said the guy with the yiff in the name lmaoooo

tax: Miss Fortune from League of Leggings

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Meat Target said:
From the hidden gem Symphony of War.
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Lindly (blue hair) is the female version of the protagonist (play as her, because the male version looks like a fag). Diana is the kicked-up muscle mommy.
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SoW was surprisingly fun. I have a feeling it was designed by gooners given some of the obvious fetish bait, but then again, this is the thread for it.
 
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Brenda Holiday said:
My queen (when I don't pick Harvey)
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Weaklings get filtered by her early game rudeness
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Ultrapenguin said:
Short sighted thinking.
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Penny literally lives in a trailer in the middle of town and tutors children, meaning she needs to be rescued (she'll also be grateful and less likely to complain) and she's already good with kids. What does Haley do? She's just sits in her house complaining half the time. When it rains she lays in bed the entire day whining, like a modern suburban woman. She's not going to be able to handle farm life.

Haley is maybe videogame girlfriend material, she is not videogame WIFE material. Penny is the obvious wife choice. You naive fool.
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A cottagecore game requires a cottagecore waifu.
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Since Feena and Millenia from Grandia are already here (excellent taste), here are 3 that haven't been posted yet.

Lynne from Ghost Trick. Determined and optimistic detective who has a talent for repeatedly and hilariously getting herself killed in ridiculous ways. Also has a cute dog.
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Joy from Shenmue II. Loves motorcycles and 80s hair metal. Randomly shows up to help and then disappears. Also gets inexplicably kidnapped by some crazy demon guy and you have to rescue her. Then she goes right back to doing her usual thing. Scaring the hell out of pedestrians with her crazy driving.
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Alena from Dragon Quest IV. Incredibly cheerful Russian princess with a goofy accent who always worries people by running away. She's never in any danger because she's somehow also a martial arts master who beats the absolute shit out of everything with her bare hands, kicks through castle walls, etc. Great party member. Has a cool hat.
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Not really waifus or anything, just fun characters. The fact they're all redheads is complete coincidence.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Since Feena and Millenia from Grandia are already here (excellent taste), here are 3 that haven't been posted yet.

Lynne from Ghost Trick. Determined and optimistic detective who has a talent for getting herself killed in ridiculous ways. Also has a cute dog.
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Joy from Shenmue II. Loves motorcycles and 80s hair metal. Randomly shows up to help and then disappears. Also gets inexplicably kidnapped by some crazy demon guy and you have to rescue her. Then she goes right back to doing her usual thing. Scaring the hell out of pedestrians.
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Alena from Dragon Quest IV. Incredibly cheerful Russian princess with a goofy accent who always worries people by running away. Somehow also a martial arts master who beats the absolute shit out of everything with her bare hands, kicks through castle walls, etc. Great party member. Has a cool hat.
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Not really waifus or anything, just fun characters. The fact they're all redheads is complete coincidence.
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Thumbs up for Based Shenmue Enjoyer
 
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Survey for both this thread and the video game husbands thread. Does the usefulness of an AI companion have any effect on your attraction to them? To illustrate what I mean, I'll give two examples from Unicorn Overlord.
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Scarlett. Childhood friend type. However, she spends a good chunk of the game (possibly the entire starting area depending on how you play) kidnapped and her character class is useful but not really all that strong.
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Celeste. Hopeless romantic. You meet her on a liberation mission, and her character class is very strong, able to delete entire rows of units in a single attack.

Bonus question: does the strength and/or difficulty of a boss have an effect on your attraction towards them?
 
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Level99Manchild said:
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I like me some amazon women that don't look like tranny she-hulks. The lack of sword and sorcery stuff is kinda depressing.
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The original design of the Amazon from Diablo 2 looked pretty hot for early 2000's standards.
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Too bad the remaster decided to uglify her into a man-faced tranny.
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A "Trannyzon," if you will.
 
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