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All these rrats about Cover management playing some sort of 4D chess about collab restrictions isn't taking into account that it can really all be boiled down to the notoriety of Japanese middle-management inefficiency. You're supposed to ask for permission for everything and even if you do, it has to snake its way through all their "proper" channels and you'd be lucky to hear back a "Yes" in a month.

I think this varies depending on the game dev/publisher. Not all permissions are the same and the added caveat of permissions for region-specific versions is a fucking mess to begin with. I believe Gura mentioned this in an older stream when a lot of people were telling her that JP got permissions from a certain dev/publisher and she responded that it doesn't necessarily translate to them on the EN side.

I think you're right about this. Japanese middle management is notorious about being slow and formal, and it's much less embarassing for them to say "this was delayed because we wanted to ask for permission", rather than "we did not ask for permission and now we have someone who is upset with us". Its not like any of the girls have to play any given game by a certain date, so I don't think they see waiting for permission as a significant negative. I don't doubt that Gura could legally play the game once JP permissions were given but Cover isn't going by the absolute legal standard, they want to keep the game companies happy.

I wonder if Ina got good grades because she's Asian or because she wasn't allowed to play video games and was threatened when she got a C? Hmmm...
She cheated, because asians cheat on tests. All jokes aside, universities are having serious problems with chinese students and cheating. I've heard stories of chinese applicants lying about holding degrees and fabricating letters of recommendation. The company that does the SAT/GRE exams (for those of you who don't know, these are exams for university admissions) used to also operate testing centers in mainland china, but even the teachers were in on the cheating so they stopped offering it.
Ah, a good ol' fashioned tontine.
Exactly, I want to see things escalate to outright murder.
 
She cheated, because asians cheat on tests. All jokes aside, universities are having serious problems with chinese students and cheating. I've heard stories of chinese applicants lying about holding degrees and fabricating letters of recommendation. The company that does the SAT/GRE exams (for those of you who don't know, these are exams for university admissions) used to also operate testing centers in mainland china, but even the teachers were in on the cheating so they stopped offering it.
My dad was a professor at a major university for many years, and I've heard a lot of stories about cheating by the international students. The worst was apparently the Korean males, who would make the Korean women do all the work for them.
 
Way to go, Moona. From normal rabbit mascot to unholy demonic chimera idol that Doom Slayer would shoot with no hesitation.

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Perfect for the war criminal CEO.
In other news the SexBox got a peculiar exclusive today, i dont know who asked for a shill fishing game but now we got one
Me and that looks fuckin gay and millenial hippy shit. I pray to god that no Holomem would shill for it as that game clearly aimed for woketards.

Better stick with Minecraft if I want to watch another blocky game.
 
In other news the SexBox got a peculiar exclusive today, i dont know who asked for a shill fishing game but now we got one
I don't like the style. Better stay with minecraft or they can play fishing simulator. Maybe like short hike there's minigame too in that game.
 
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Oh my god I got a letter from Cover they want me in EN Gen 2!

You can tell it's me behind the avatar when I call you all niggers and talk about the link between race and IQ.
this open another question, we know that somehow vtuber is claimed as a safespace for troon and their allies by twittard , what if some hardcore lefties accidentally got hired because she hide her political preacher background, and then when she debuted she unleash all that troon , blm ,feminist agenda ? lets say cover or nijisanji fired her for contract breaching. what stop her from melt down on twitter and gathering mass of woketards who include normies who not understand what vtuber is attacking cover or niji corp and talent? would it end with cutting en branch like what happen in holo CN ?
 
this open another question, we know that somehow vtuber is claimed as a safespace for troon and their allies by twittard , what if some hardcore lefties accidentally got hired because she hide her political preacher background, and then when she debuted she unleash all that troon , blm ,feminist agenda ? lets say cover or nijisanji fired her for contract breaching. what stop her from melt down on twitter and gathering mass of woketards who include normies who not understand what vtuber is attacking cover or niji corp and talent? would it end with cutting en branch like what happen in holo CN ?
Politics are not allowed and if someone does that is insta graduation with nukes and scorched earth like certain traitors discovered
 
this open another question, we know that somehow vtuber is claimed as a safespace for troon and their allies by twittard , what if some hardcore lefties accidentally got hired because she hide her political preacher background, and then when she debuted she unleash all that troon , blm ,feminist agenda ? lets say cover or nijisanji fired her for contract breaching. what stop her from melt down on twitter and gathering mass of woketards who include normies who not understand what vtuber is attacking cover or niji corp and talent? would it end with cutting en branch like what happen in holo CN ?
Their official accounts are pretty much controlled by the company, so no real risk unless they dox themselves on purpose. Overall this scenario is pretty implausible because it requires a lunatic intersectional who is:
  • Going to shut up about it long enough to get through auditions (lol)
  • Not going to get caught in the background check like the terminally-online idiots they are (lol)
  • Willing to ditch their ego and work for a company instead of being a "struggling indie"
  • Influential anywhere near the order of fucking China itself, despite presumably being fired shortly after debut
  • Actually funny or entertaining enough to get hired (LOL)
 
yeah i know but what stop that person melting down and gathering mass to attack cover? cause we know thats how they play
A group of people melting down and gathering en mass to attack Cover, sounds vaguely familiar.

But realistically, no one worth a shit is going to care because again it's a literal contract that they signed. So even if they did, they'd make themselves liable and I doubt they'd be that stupid. Cover might not really care about a lot of the guidelines, usually, until something bites them in the ass because of it, but I have a feeling the "No Politics" rule is fairly strict outside of an occasional joke.
 
If, for some reason, it really came to the scenario that some woketard gets into Hololive, rants, and then gets nuked for it, that would in fact cause a shitstorm. Maybe it wouldn't be on the same level as with the chinks, but it would be bad. Constant twitter and reddit outrage, which will mean bad PR in the west at least, maybe even some few concerted anti actions. So I would say there is a real threat there, at least potentially.

However, that is why screening is a thing, and why Hololive in particular screens hard. All EN Gen1 members needed to have a prior internet presence, and seeing as Subaru said EN's policy will be to hire "talents" rather than "idols" it seems rather certain that trend will continue. And woketards with an online presence will not shut up about their politics, so it is relatively easy to filter them out.
 
So, we thinking a early summer debut?
Other pointless speculation time.
Is this gen going to gave a theme?
Countries of origin?
Character types?
Will an ethot be able to sneak in this time?
No trannies or sjws please. That's all I really care about.

Surely they have a clause in their contract disallowing political posting that could cause controversy. So i dont expect blm/acab sperg outs during a minecraft build session.

As far as the transformers getting into EN2... That should be an obvious no. I mean, cmon. Penises? Near my oshi? I don't think so, bub.
 
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If, for some reason, it really came to the scenario that some woketard gets into Hololive, rants, and then gets nuked for it, that would in fact cause a shitstorm. Maybe it wouldn't be on the same level as with the chinks, but it would be bad. Constant twitter and reddit outrage, which will mean bad PR in the west at least, maybe even some few concerted anti actions. So I would say there is a real threat there, at least potentially.

However, that is why screening is a thing, and why Hololive in particular screens hard. All EN Gen1 members needed to have a prior internet presence, and seeing as Subaru said EN's policy will be to hire "talents" rather than "idols" it seems rather certain that trend will continue. And woketards with an online presence will not shut up about their politics, so it is relatively easy to filter them out.
You actually have a higher chance of getting through the screening if you're based like Calli and call yourself and everyone around you nigga.

Edit: I said that as a joke, but come to think of it, Calli, Ame and it'd surprise me if Gura didn't as Senzawa have probably said nigga a bunch. Which is actually a pretty good moral barometer to make sure they're not woke.
 
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Rare jacketless Towa vs Art.

Does 'koko chin da' mean what I think it means?
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EN is financially viable, CN wasn't.
It's all water under the bridge at this point but it's obvious chuubas aren't getting traction nearly as fast as they did in English speaking world. To surprise of literally everyone.
Doesn't mean that it's not gonna blow up up there at some point and become extremely profitable.
 
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Have any of the JP branches ever breathed a word about JP politics?
 
Politics are not allowed and if someone does that is insta graduation with nukes and scorched earth like certain traitors discovered

not only that, the most woke spastics aren't the brightest bulb in the box, else they wouldn't be woke spastics to begin with. the idea of someone making it through only to get fired "for the cause" is nu-bond villain tier.

As far as the transformers getting into EN2... That should be an obvious no. I mean, cmon. Penises? Near my oshi? I don't think so, bub.

this. remember, cover initially set out to make virtual idols, and parts of hololive are still run that way. mixed gen never ever for the simple reason it would be more drama than it's worth and they know it would reduce the amount of simp-bux flying their way.
 
I think this is some garbage level doomposting about the goddamn sjws, troons etc etc joining Hololive. A simple case would be to look at Bitchy Venti Cappacinno when she bitched about Gura and her being pedo bait. More recently case I can think of is when Noel said "Hey sexy overseas guys" on the leddits and some woke tard decided it would be cool to correct Noel on how it wasn't inclusive and enuff of the tards on reddit dogpiled em and their supporters, shit even shooting those who asked the question why the comment was deleted or downvoted.

Assuming one of these tards gets through Cover's screening, vetting, hopefully getting opinions/feedback from the current EN group if they're a ticking fucked up timebomb, decides to spew their bullshit all over on a stream, and Cover nukes them, their gnards, and their woked feelings here and back to China, I feel like the community would implode on itself ala Marvel Civil War style with the ones who don't give two fucks about being woke and just being able to enjoy their 2D anime waifus winning. Ofc, the normies and woke pukes will try to mount a cancel party, most like on the Twatters, but it would just be Bugmen 2.0 with EN this time.

Granted, I could be wrong and we can all reference this post, laugh at me and call me autistic. I likely will be there with you and wish I could go back and choke myself out.

tl;dr Doomposting about some woke talent joining Hololive is trash. If somehow one does join and has a nuclear meltdown as expected, would divide community in two but would survive with frequent attempts from normies and allies trying to keep cancelling. Fans would rather think with their dicks than join someone who had a dick. If I am somehow proven wrong, I would want to go back in time and cancel myself.
 
Does 'koko chin da' mean what I think it means?
"koko" = "here/there"
but you're more likely asking about "chin" which...I've never heard it shortened like that, but I've heard "chin-chin" "chinpo" and "chinpon" all refer to the lower horn aka the wing dang doodle aka the main event aka the penis.

So quite literally "OH WAIT A MINUTE THAT's....a penis..."
 
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