⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️

You're a double nigger.
Cleverbot debunked this, actually.
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Official statement:

Once I went to the (black) HR person because my coworkers (all black) were being racist to me (spicy white.) Like specifically saying "We only talk to you because you're only half-white, we hate white people." I could see how she struggled between "fuck whitey" and knowing I was right.

When I got in my car I burst out laughing over what her face looked like. I played Wesley Willis songs all the way home. I think I could make some sort of comedy skit about it. I later quit that job for a higher paying one. You gotta know your worth.
 
I've got Polish ancestry so I'm basically an honorary nigger, much like my brothers the Irish.
 
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