We Need To Talk About Cats.

[Chongqing]

I hypothesize that dogs carry a similar parasite that effects the brains of humans to help feed dogs and be more loyal to them than their fellow humans.

If given a choice, many people (a majority?) would save an elderly dog they've never met instead of a human child. Like, if they could only carry one, it would be bye bye baby.

For example, there are people who volunteer 40 hours a week to import pitbulls from Mexico into the US. Obviously that serves no benefit.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

cats are lil fatties with their tummies. Even the most profoundly retarded individual knows this

 

[Cats]

I hypothesize that dogs carry a similar parasite that effects the brains of humans to help feed dogs and be more loyal to them than their fellow humans.

and make white girls want to fuck them

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

volunteer 40 hours a week to import pitbulls from Mexico into the US. Obviously that serves no benefit.

My dog is a rescue from Mehico. But yeah, here in AZ every Mexican has an obnoxious chub sausage Chihuahua or a pitty. All the distinguished citizens have pits.

Another rescue.... Kahlessi.

 

[GLUE SNIFFER 9000]

Socks
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I love it when their feet are a different color than the rest of the body, especially if it makes them look like they're wearing little socks or shoes.

 

[Psychotron]

I mean, maybe it is true, but get down with the sickness?
Like cats are mostly great. Like dogs are socially well adjusted best friends, but cat's are like insane skitzos best friends. If we on the farms we know who we betting for.

My dog is a rescue from Mehico. But yeah, here in AZ every Mexican has an obnoxious chub sausage Chihuahua or a pitty. All the distinguished citizens have pits.

Another rescue.... Kahlessi.

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Ya know, I see a dog, and I want to be able to treat it well, but my lifestyle just makes it so hard.

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as an autistic man, this is how I look in profile

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Ya know, I see a dog, and I want to be able to treat it well, but my lifestyle just makes it so hard.

Adopt a no stress pet. This is Quatters and..... yeah, you already know she's a rescue.

 

[Town Drunk]

RiP Allie Cat. First cat I ever owned. A stray hanging around my apartment. Was so malnourished that she miscarried her litter when I took her in. Loved to climb up to the highest point in the house and look down for attention. Only became a true lap cat in her last few years, but always loved attention and would rise up on her rear legs when you petted her to meet your hand.

Had to put her down last month at the age of 13.

 

[Cats]

Adopt a no stress pet. This is Quatters and..... yeah, you already know she's a rescue.

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turts are good critters to befriend because they will live as long as you (and probably longer!) Also, God is a turtle.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

A very good thread

 

[Consider Lizärds]

In 2003 @Cats made over 42,000 dollars selling these orphaned radiation affected "cats" to gullible Floridians. These so called "Chernobyl cats" are believe to have been stolen by @Cats before being sold. They were sent by courier in boxes with minimal air holes. Some did not survive the journey.
He was never punished for this.

Listen, this man this @Cats - and I am leaning in now - is very bad man. Very bad.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I hypothesize that dogs carry a similar parasite that effects the brains of humans to help feed dogs and be more loyal to them than their fellow humans.

If given a choice, many people (a majority?) would save an elderly dog they've never met instead of a human child. Like, if they could only carry one, it would be bye bye baby.

For example, there are people who volunteer 40 hours a week to import pitbulls from Mexico into the US. Obviously that serves no benefit.

Dogs hijacked the bonding pathway. Most likely for those sweet, sweet cookies from Ugga's stash.

 

[Cats]

Those cats were mine. I hatched them myself, I have it on videotape. They come in Cone Form too, if anyone wants to purchase one. Don't listen to @Consider Lizards, he is a direct competitor. He'll sell you Bad Cats.

 

[SandyCat]

10 or more? My neighbor and I TNS'd all the ferals in our neighborhood. Took us about three years. I hand raised so many litters and adopted out so.many.cats. But big slappy heart I have, I kept any of the rejects rather than take them to a shelter that might KILL them! Would get them neutered and spayed and all their shots, then adopt them out for free but required anyone that adopted one to promise if for any reason the cat didn't work out, it comes back to ME and not a shelter. Only ever had one returned due to moving circumstances. I do have one (18 yrs) that I'm going to have to put down, but was waiting until after Christmas. He's on his last legs.

In no particular order:
Brutus (he's younger in this pic, but he's the one destined for kitty catnip fields)
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Diego
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Homer
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Julius (JuJu - he's my big alpha and sleeps with me every night)
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KitKat (she's one of a whole litter named after candy bars; you run out of names when you rescue so many)
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Mr. Grayson (summer allergies, his nose gets raw but the hair grows back in winter)
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Tinkers
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Trixie (mother of KitKat and completely feral when we captured her. She'll give ya a little love bite.)
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Sergio

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Socks
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No curent pics of FiFi or Chur. But that's the the whole pride right there.

The world needs more people like you

 

[IKOL]

10 or more?

More, just a bit. 16 or so.
so here are the ones I have in my phone storage right now:

 

[BluntyBitch]

Dude whats more impt is my bestie's double thumbs barn cat, he ain't getting fixed til Feb. Spreading his thumb genes around

One day, Cats will kill us all, and it'll be all my besties fault

 

[Cats]

Polydactyl cats are better at basketball too

 

[Pissmaster]

Everyone who posts a picture of their cat gets a sempurr fidelhiss from me

 

[Cats]

everyone has seen my Cat but I will always post it anyway

 

[The Lawgiver]

I wish I had pictures handy but this was over 10, and in some cases over 20 years ago. I've had a good number of pets over the span of my life, but like from shortly before I was born till god knows when it was my family had a siamese cat. She was kind of shy but also friendly, apperently at one point she ended up stuck in a sewer after escaping the house. Happened before I existed but it's a funny story. I'd go further into detail but there's weird personal funny shit attatched to it.

Now, that was the "over 20 years ago" bit. This is the "over 10 years ago bit" now. I had 2 other cats at some point we had to feed formula because my family found them thrown in a fucking dumpster. There was a third kitten in there but it was already dead. We ended up giving one of the 2 to a guy that was a friend of the family at the time and this turned out to be a big fucking mistake because the brother we kepts demeanor changed in his littermates absence. I'm talking "purposefully pissing on shit faking being nice and then scratching the shit out of you" kinda stuff lmao. He wasn't neccessarily mean all the time but yeah shit clearly had an affect on him. At this time our original cat was still alive and after this whole thing happened she got a bit more defensive as well. We ended up getting a third from a shelter partly thinking it'd mellow him out and for a while it did till the fucking both of them started pissing on everything. They were more or less confined to the basement after that, which still kinda saddens me to this day. It's not like they died from being confined there, I just feel bad they kinda just barely ever got allowed upstairs after that. But like yeah it was either deal with piss stains on everything in the whole house or just in the large ass cavernous basement. Sadly a bunch of my shit was down there and got pissed on. Most ended up getting cleaned but to this day I worry when I go down there, eventhough the cats are long gone there's like one or two piss stains that proabbly got away and festered for this last decade. I don't want to be met with that kinda fucking stink bomb lmao.

In terms of right now the only pet I've had for years now is a dog and she's gone blind a while backdue to diabetes. Still hyper as shit though despite being over a decade old now. Kind of makes catlike noises when she wants things, weirdly.