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Sorry for the double post, but I think this is a must have for kiwis
 
What better way to indoctrinate your child into the Leftist ideology teach your child respect than to give them this gem?

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace
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Man, I'm gonna have a great body by summer!
My cat is sitting in front of a heating vent is God warning me about something?
And my favorite. Our sweetie little wogglebug.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
Haribo gummy bears—specifically, the sugar-free kind. They're really good and taste just like the regular ones, but the sweetener used in place of sugar is a known laxative. God forbid you eat more than a handful at once. The real schadenfreude comes from reading the reviews.

"the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited"
"gastrointestinal armageddon"
"my stomach then continued to rumble and gurgle like a dying whale calling out to its mother"
"I could have levitated off the seat of the toilet if I wasn't holding on to the handicapped bars for dear life"
"a shift of my insides that hit harder then anything I'd ever felt even during the two times I had given birth"
"it felt like the entirety of my inner self was dissolving and decaying inside me"
"I was no longer a husband or a father in that bathroom. I was a prisoner to my own body, weeping like no man should ever be allowed to weep like"
"evil, pure evil"

On the other hand, this is apparently good to give to annoying coworkers or roommates. Or for a colonoscopy.
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The ingredients for the 'Sugar Free' Hariobs has 3 different sugars listed:

Ingredients

Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Dextrose, Citric Acid, Corn Starch, Artificial and Natural Flavors, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Carnauba Wax, Beeswax Coating, Artificial Colors Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1.


In America is yellow 5 tartrazine? Over here E102 is tartrazine which is a yellow food colouring. It's a really evil food additive. I know people who are severely allergic to tartrazine and they get massive head aches from it. It makes some kids go wild too. There are several European countries that have banned the use of tartrazine but here in the UK our government don't really give a shit about what goes into our food. Sunset yellow (E104) is another really nasty food colouring.
 
trip2themoon said:
The ingredients for the 'Sugar Free' Hariobs has 3 different sugars listed:

Ingredients

Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Dextrose, Citric Acid, Corn Starch, Artificial and Natural Flavors, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Carnauba Wax, Beeswax Coating, Artificial Colors Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1.
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I suspect you have the wrong list of ingredients. Or wherever you got them from does. Corn syrup basically counts as sugar, too.
 
AnOminous said:
I suspect you have the wrong list of ingredients. Or wherever you got them from does. Corn syrup basically counts as sugar, too.
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The ingredients I got came from the link in Philosophy Zombie's post. It says on the page Sugar Free then lists 3 different sugars in the ingredients.
 
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Big Nasty said:
Cow worthy?
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Naaah. It was so long ago I don't even remember details.

Damn. That "I wish my kids had cancer" book. I know where he's coming from, but why name yr book THAT. Also, if one of your kids had autism, then why did you go have another kid?!
 
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