"Hey Lois, remember that one time we pissed Thor off so badly in front of the entire Galactic Council he declared war on all of Quohag?"
I have to admit, I've only seen a few episodes of
Avengers Assemble and the
Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon but from what I've seen, it's not that good. It's like they watched the DCAU
Justice League Unlimited, and then said "Hey, our characters are just like theirs!" and made the characters blander than cardboard. It was even funnier when they got the Justice League knockoffs- I mean,
Squadron Supreme on the show because you know they would've used the League in a heartbeat instead if they got the rights.
Like you said too, the fight scenes were so fucking boring and skippable. There's no risk or gamble because you know the heroes win every time! I can't really write it out, so just compare this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vfxdLAVl2tw to this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ZNabTHxsIYKeep in mind that's their Wonder Woman knockoff, and she still fucking loses to an inexperienced chick with Hal Jordan's powers!
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