What suicide methods are most likely to be lethal while avoiding major disfigurement?

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Think about your family having to go through your collection of butt-plug tails, synthetic dog dicks, French maid outfits and puppy hoods before you do anything drastic.

Right, so after you get rid of all that stuff I’d recommend either slashing your wrists and bleeding out or just starting your car in a garage and going to sleep.
 
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inert gas asphyxiation.
breathe pure nitrogen and you'll quietly pass out within a minute due to lack of oxygen, then your brain slowly dies of hypoxia unless oxygen supply is somehow restored.
also works with other inert gases such as helium or argon, but nitrogen should be the easiest to source.
 
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You caring about disfigurement makes me question if you're actually suicidal or not
 
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Apochrypha said:
You caring about disfigurement makes me question if you're actually suicidal or not
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It's a surprisingly common concern among the suicidal, along with worries over the logistics of clean up, depending on how impulsive the act is. One of the posited reasons I've seen tossed around for why women are less likely to use firearms (among fewer owners, of course) is a concern of how much of a mess it causes and how it leaves the corpse. Likely less out of vanity, and more of how much it can impact whomever finds them and has to take care of the body, and the associated ceremonies afterwards. Peaceful repose vs. picking skull fragments out of drywall.
It's illogical, since you're dead, and the act is probably far more damaging than the sight of the corpse, but that's just how humans are.
 
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OP, I know this is mostly a cry for help / attention. This kind of thing always is, and this is coming from someone who's made similar cries for help / attention. You're not a terrible person for doing it, but it is what it is. It's instinctive to reach out when you're in extreme physical or emotional distress.

I will simply say that no matter what method of ending your existence you choose, the people that you claim depend on you will be equally devastated. If nothing else, you acknowledge that this is an inherently selfish thought going through your head. Tell them how you're feeling. Tell somebody that isn't on the other end of the silliest 'internet hate machine' known to man.

We don't want to help you end your life, and even if you did end it, what would it accomplish? In the best case scenario, there is nothing there. Surely there is something in life that brings you joy? Is oblivion really the answer you're looking for?

OP is a faggot and I hope that he gets help.
 
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Another thing to bear in mind is there is a chance that your attempt will fail and you'lll end up in a worse position than you are right now, like with a colostomy bag or partial brain damage or loss of sight or something. I've heard of multiple cases where a person tried to shoot themselves in the head and miss their brain altogether and had to get a face transplant. Once you've almost died, I promise you won't want to repeat the process.
 
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I was once told about pills that make you sleepy and also help you die I guess through internal bleeding? I'm not even sure if that was real
 
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Exit bag is the number 1 preferred method of humane execution

However recognise that by necking you will provide one or more people with mental and emotional trauma
 
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