What would you do if you won the lottery

[The News Crews]

I would spend all the money on more lottery tickets

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

try to explore the world, get into politics with the rest of my fortune

 

[Maldemort]

pay my back child support, my sprint bill, and buy a new Cadillac with a trunk full of Hennessy

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Buy my way into a secret society and then burn it down

 

[peachlover669]

sue EACH AND EVERY LAST detractor and buy as many animated led displays as i can

 

[OrionBalls]

Probably reopen the brickyard in town.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Mother fucker asks a question then gives the answer I would pick.

 

[Fishnumm]

build a clock tower dream house/museum in kingcobrajfs's memory

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Your mom.

 

[Muskie]

Give Null $5

 

[Sooty Soot]

Import as many Indians as I could into the USA.

 

[theegremlyn]

Blow them on golden chains and purple drank

 

[Incongruous]

Invest it all into P2P lending so retards can get consolidated loans and pay me interest

 

[Otterly]

Smile
Quit job
Buy new bigger house
Buy a few material goods I’ve always wanted - nothing crazy, just a few things like nice furniture, a couple of pieces of jewellery.
Do things I want to do rather than work
Pay off family mortgages
Small anonymous acts of kindness. Seen too many people be miserable and struggle o et what are really small things.
Depending on amount - if it was huge megabucks I’d buy land. If it was billions I’d think about some social engineering
Go on holiday. We haven’t been on an abroad sunshine trip for years.

 

[crackers breakfast]

buy a pet

 

[Dysnomia]

I want a single floor house with a screened in back porch so my cats can safely go outside. I think if I won the powerball or something big like that most of the money would sit in my account until I die. I hate travelling and I'm not materialistic. There aren't many things that I want. I'm just interested in security. Not riches. A lot of charities are scammy. And I'd hate all the people trying to get money from me for stupid things. I guess I'd figure something out eventually. But my needs are few. And I don't want a gigantic mansion with 25 sports cars. I can't even drive.

 

[WASR96]

Buy a few more acres of land. Most likely as much of it behind my property as they would sell me to stop faggot businesses like Dollar General who keep trying to infiltrate our quiet little town. I don't really have any other wants besides continuing to ensure businesses and subdivisions stay the fuck away from me. I'd leave whatever's left over to my brothers in my will.

 

[McMitch]

Buy more lotto tickets.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Immediately OD on Fentanyl. Like immediately. before I even got any of the money.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Buy enough stake in a company that I'm allowed to sit in the stakeholder meeting. Once I have vested interest in the company I'm then allowed to hang out and make decisions within. I would slowly and carefully begin analyzing the rest of the executive suite. After a few weeks or months I would worm my way in to becoming friends with the other executives and ask them to come hang out on my yacht for other opportunities. Once I have them in the ocean on my yacht (rented) I would slowly and surely beat them to death with a rope. This is only prior to having sex with their whore wives.