What would your bio on KiwiFarmersOnly.com say?

[Catler]

KiwiFarmersOnly.com is a dating site exclusively for Kiwis and you need a short bio for your profile. What does it say?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Adorable worm with a party hat. If you can't handle me at my Cascoon, you don't deserve me at my Mothim.

 

[DumbDude43]

want to get to know me more closely? email dd43@cia.gov and we'll see where things end up going

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Do you have any yellowcake uranium I could...uh...borrow?

 

[NaggotFigger]

I am a misandrist. Come at me niggers and troons.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Looking for a Chuck, Sneeds need not apply.

Not even Earl Sneed?

 

[Dysnomia]

I have a real vagina.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Looking for a Chuck, Sneeds need not apply.

21 year old single city slicker
owns German automobile
wears Italian loafers
believes in good hygiene

...seeking 18-21 year old chuck.

(if any sneeds see this sign, go jump off a cliff)