What’d ya get today? - From your non-kiwi family and friends

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omori

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I got new pajamas and a Bleach themed throw blanket.

My dad said if I didn’t like it he’d replace it with a bottle of bleach.

Note: My dad is like 50 and doesn't know bottle of bleach means kys kid in Internet speech.
 
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I got Fallout 4 for ps4 and Ready Player One for Blu-ray. WHAT THE FUCK?! That is NOT what I wanted! They should have fucking known! Bunch of worthless fucks with their worthless gifts.
 
My little sister got me one of those Ditto Dragonite plushes and it's so cute, plus a new dice set.

A cousin also got me a set of GoT socks because "I always talk about that show" (I've never watched it)
 
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amigurumi, because I am an idiot, kiddos pooled their money and got me the complete works of Lovecraft in hardback, because they said my old books are too old and not the complete works, (they said they wanted to buy a leather bound copy but couldn't find one.), and Creepshow in comic book form. A very nice comic I might add.
 
I got accosted by a transient in a rural area.

I'm sick of bums, but I'm going to link up with him later and give him some ancient MRE's, a few PBR's, and half a pack of cigarettes. I'm a fucking saint.

update: Dude was super excited about the smokes, but was bummed that I didn't bring him a tarp or any cash. He also told me that he'd "messed himself" today, and gave a little shrug.
 
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I got a bunch of clothing from my university, and as is the Christmas tradition in my family, I am wearing all of it at once. I got some clout goggles as a gag gift for my siblings and they’re the hit gift this Christmas. My brothers, a foreign exchange student, and I are running around wearing all of our gifts taking squat photos in our clout goggles. It’s been a really fun Christmas.
 
I like to collect autographs from horror-genre actors so my dad got me some, complete with seals of confirmed authenticity. Collected Bela Lugosi and Sissy Spacek.
 
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