Why are the DSP Board's users the most miserable on Kiwi Farms? - Discussing why the DSP subforum users are total faggots.

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Ah I see. Bad faith. Peak argument right here. Very Vaush of you.

What is happening that you refuse to accept is that people like Phil. Believe it or not the internet is bigger than your bubble. He's a likeable guy that gets way too much shit for streaming fucking vidya. You guys fucked with his Comcast subscription. Literally one of you worked at Comcast and was so deranged as to fuck with his internet. You are the BAD GUYS. Phil is a fucking king compared to you niggers.

Thanks for proving my point. You're either way too fucking ignorant to comment on anything related to Phil, or you're doing this on purpose for some kind of joke or meme, and I'm not laughing.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thanks for proving my point. You're either way too fucking ignorant to comment on anything related to Phil, or you're doing this on purpose for some kind of joke or meme, and I'm not laughing.

Ignorant? On a streamer? One of the first streamers? My guy DSP is not lord of the rings. I know his lore. You guys fuck with him, he doesn't sperg out because he's just some fucking guy, and so you guys sperg out. Go get a hobby you faggot.

 

[Doomguy]

I found the actual post of the Comcat guy. There are 15 likes, 8 winner reacts on the post. I normally don't bitch about retarded sticker reactions, this is one of the few exceptions I'll do so because in this case it indicates that there's a sizeable section of the DSP board who are chronic a-logs.

There are more negative reactions than positive ones, including 21 Dumbs, and as mentioned the guy who did it was immediately run off the forums. Plus saying anyone who liked a bad post is an a-log is pure retardation.

 

[Iron Father]

Your board drama is not equal in the slightest to a site wide attack. Not even.

I never said it was. It's you faggots that keep coming into the DSP board to cry at us, not the other way around.

He posted in your board, your jannies did Jack shit, and more than the acceptable number (read 0) went along with it. You are fucking guilty.

The point is that the Comcast guy wasn't a user here, they created an account on that day. We "all" didn't condone it, the majority always neg-rated both the Comcast guy and any poster encouraging it, that's just an indisputable fact.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I never said it was. It's you faggots that keep coming into the DSP board to cry at us, not the other way around.

You are just another part of the site. Cry about it.

The point is that the Comcast guy wasn't a user here, they created an account on that day. We "all" didn't condone it, the majority always neg-rated both the Comcast guy and any poster encouraging it, that's just an indisputable fact.

It's a big fucking problem ANY OF YOU DID. No, fuck you. You do not fuck with someone's internet. It's not funny faggot. Not fucking funny.

 

[Iron Father]

It's a big fucking problem ANY OF YOU DID. No, fuck you. You do not fuck with someone's internet. It's not funny faggot. Not fucking funny.

Thankfully none of us here did that, so you can stop crying now.

 

[Wodanaz]

You're way too fucking ignorant to comment on anything related to Phil

Anything and everything he 'produces' has no value and the views and engagement he gets on his content perfectly reflect that, especially when compared to content about him that literally anyone else produces. His unsustainable existence is funded by retards who throw money at him, either because they get a kick out of his awful behavior and want to forestall his inevitable fall or because they're actual retards who seriously can't tell that he's an awful person. You want to call him a businessman when not a single thing he gets in this life is actually earned or worked for.

You are literally unable to hold a conversation about Phil without immediate castigating him as one of the worst people you know, and contradicting yourself, redefining the words "value" and "earn". You seethe and cope with reckless abandon.

Say one positive thing about Phil. "He makes me feel better about my own shitty life" does not count.

 

[Canoodler]

I think people on the DSP board need to be reminded of something: if you're not laughing, you're the joke.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

You are literally unable to hold a conversation about Phil without immediate castigating him as one of the worst people you know

You don't know jack shit about me or anyone in this community. You're a fucking disingenuous tourist who shits up our board because it's the cool thing to do, as per your hero, who's so well versed about Phil that he had to be told about an orbiter who's had his own thread for years.

and contradicting yourself, redefining the words "value" and "earn". You seethe and cope with reckless abandon.

I don't redefine anything. No person with an IQ above 85 would find his gameplay fun or interesting. And yeah, it's not called 'earned' when it's handed to you and all you had to do was cry and beg, retard.

Say one positive thing about Phil. "He makes me feel better about my own shitty life" does not count.

I don't owe him such a kindness. And I don't owe you one either.

 

[Wodanaz]

I don't redefine anything. No person with an IQ above 85 would find his gameplay fun or interesting. And yeah, it's not called 'earned' when it's handed to you and all you had to do was cry and beg, retard.

You cannot redefine the words "Job", "Earn", "Funded", "Value", and "Worked" without receiving due criticism and pushback. Why are you acting like Phil, pretending that your opinion is the only one that matters? Perhaps you see yourself in him, not surprising if so.

I don't owe him such a kindness. And I don't owe you one either.

Hello, tourist, this thread is for attempting to determine why the DSP board users are miserable. So far you have only proven the assertion correct (because it is), so either shit or get off the pot - lighten up, or fuck off. Don't try to turn it around on people who you claim don't understand anything about Phil, when you yourself are incapable of being even neutral towards him. Maybe you are the one who has a skewed understanding of him. Or maybe you did nothing wrong, because you were pressing buttons.

 

[Giles Corey]

Null should delete the DSP section as there's a fundamental difference in what we find interesting in lolcows compared to most of the site now.

1) KF has become more about shitting on actually terrible people like child abusers, sexual freaks, trannies, etc... DSP is a stupid asshole always e-begging, lying about pedantic nonsense, and sucks at games. He's relatively harmless which we all agree on. If you think that's no longer worthy of lolcow status, then remove his section.

I'd honestly argue that this is one of the main problems with this site nowadays.(I've been a lurker for years and had another account here years ago before anyone calls me a newfag).

Over time the line has been blurred between people we despise and people we laugh at. The original intention of this site was the latter. I think the thread in Mr Beast is a great example of this. Is he funny? Is anything he does really comical? In my opinion, no. Honestly, I'm more of a lolcow classicalist. A lolcow should be someone that's is funny or amusing to follow because of their eccentricities.

 

[Asian tech support]

I don't have a problem with the DSP people. There are tons of users on other boards that never leave those boards. It's not like the DSP people are threadshitting other areas.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I don't have a problem with the DSP people. There are tons of users on other boards that never leave those boards. It's not like the DSP people are threadshitting other areas.

In that regard the A&H users are the worst in terms of fucking up other peoples' threads. The problem with the DSP board is that they're so insular that they normally don't check out other lolcows that may be funny. Like 70-80 or even 90% of their overall posts are related to DSP and they generally don't go into hobby threads or other cow threads unless on an uncommon basis. You need a balance, sure it's fine to have a primary lolcow to talk about, but try and post on other threads in other boards. I'd more or less say to make it at maximum 45-50% of all posts if you can less you become unhealthily obsessed with a particular lolcow.

To the credit of @Iron Father he does talk about music as well as Warhammer 40k and has posted in a few other threads, I just think he has a relatively unhealthy obsession with Phil.

 

[Asian tech support]

In that regard the A&H users are the worst in terms of fucking up other peoples' threads. The problem with the DSP board is that they're so insular that they normally don't check out other lolcows that may be funny. Like 70-80 or even 90% of their overall posts are related to DSP and they generally don't go into hobby threads or other cow threads unless on an uncommon basis. You need a balance, sure it's fine to have a primary lolcow to talk about, but try and post on other threads in other boards. I'd more or less say to make it at maximum 45-50% of all posts if you can less you become unhealthily obsessed with a particular lolcow.

How is that different than users who overwhelmingly post in Animal Control or Deathfats or the Sektur besides those boards generally being more welcoming? It'd still be insular and not meshing with the rest of the site, even if they're not being faggots about it. I absolutely agree with your premise of DSP people being joyless and I wish the board was more welcoming in line with the rest of the site, but I'd rather they be bitter there than elsewhere. I get that what I'm saying has ceased to be about why DSP posters are gay and instead about the merits of the board itself so I'll drop it.

 

[Iron Father]

To the credit of @Iron Father he does talk about music as well as Warhammer 40k and has posted in a few other threads, I just think he has a relatively unhealthy obsession with Phil.

This kind of moralfagging is absurd, especially on a site like KF.

I'm probably one of the most hinged DSP board users, I just don't have time to follow a dozen lolcows. That's hardly an "unhealthy obsession" and you know it.

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

Ah I see. Bad faith. Peak argument right here. Very Vaush of you.

What is happening that you refuse to accept is that people like Phil. Believe it or not the internet is bigger than your bubble. He's a likeable guy that gets way too much shit for streaming fucking vidya. You guys fucked with his Comcast subscription. Literally one of you worked at Comcast and was so deranged as to fuck with his internet. You are the BAD GUYS. Phil is a fucking king compared to you niggers.

Before, I signed up here, I really had no idea what was going on on the greater part of "the internet". I just stuck to a few hobbiest forums. Then my youngest son told me about DSP and showed me a few of his videos. Somehow, it led me here.

I quickly discovered that the online spergs complaining about him, were worse than DSP himself. Sure, DSPs constant bitching and e-begging is a pain, but in the grand scheme of things, who cares. Just stop watching. I did, and stopped reading the threads, and I feel like I'm less retarded for doing so.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I hope Null remains assblasted about the DSP forum forever so you autists feel uncontrollably compelled to follow suit and whine on his behalf about things that don't concern you. It's like watching an entire building's worth of women having their periods synchronized, you really don't see it every day.

 

[Iron Father]

I feel like I'm less retarded

 

[Doomguy]

I don't post on the rest of the forum much (and lurked for years and years) because the post quality around here went to shit the moment people started this retarded "gotta be edgy and moralfag constantly" posting style. I'm quite literally too old for this shit. I just want to watch and sometimes laugh at internet eccentrics. I watch plenty of cows, like Kay, Cobra, DSP, Jack, Fedsmoker (RIP, still revisit your vids herkster...), others that I don't think even have threads because they aren't notable enough, but I think the average Farmer is a retard with something to prove.

The DSP board has its fair share of MATI losers which is why I stopped posting even there for a while, but for the most part these days it's just people recounting the streams and linking them back to previous hypocrisies. It only goes off the trails when ragebaiting retards driveby the thread to get approval from Null and then run back here to brag about it.

I'll probably go back to lurking once this current arc runs its course. DSP is just too good right now to pass up posting about though.

 

[grump]

Like seriously. They are generally some of the most miserable faggots on the forum. They complain about forum users coming into their gay retarded subforum, they don't integrate into the forum's culture like the rest of the users, they're hostile to anyone who isn't a part of their shitty little clique of niggers bitching about a channel that has long since peaked, and they have a perpetual log up their fucking ass. Why is the DSP subforum like this?

DSP is a the lolcow of lolcows. He's a lolcow in its purest form. The thing that draws people to phil is the study of his various character disorders. Other people with short attention spans need their lolcows to be raping childen and engaging in shootouts with police every other page but dsp caters to a different crowd. Like many hobbies if you just pop in the goutvortex and wait for 1 minute for an explosion or gunfire before you get bored you're not going to understand it. Its mad men not fast and furious.

Pure lolcowism is about the personality not criminality. This is not just a true crime forum or a r/publicfreakout. Some people just want to a place where they can tune out all the politics and crime happening in the world and just laugh at a silly man doing silly little things locked away like a hermit from the outside world. He's definitely not a normal or nice guy and if you think so you are probably a person of low iq affected by pignosis.

And anyway there are tons of lolcows, probably the majority who should be deleted if fil doesn't make the cut. Take RTU for instance. Like phil he goes through extremely long periods of being boring without doing anything criminal or having a particularly big publicized fail. Like phil. People of low intelligence mistake these quiet periods for them being 'successful' or 'winning'. Its a very rare lolcow who is dialed up to 11 for years on end with no breaks like people for some reason expect for dsp.

I do agree however that there are some alogs who make it too personal and the phil forum/trolls who are trying to get the phil forum shutdown should keep to themselves and stop tagging null if he isn't interested.