Horrorcow withawonder / mirawiel2 / Aukai Christian Johnson - Couch streamer gets banned, begins "THE RESISTANCE" and is "flat-earth agnostic"

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You know how people make fun of gamers for being a bunch of "fat guys sitting around in their underwear all day playing video games?" This guy nails that stereotype so hard I wonder if this is some sort of character and not an actual human being.
I’m still not sure if this isn't stealth marketing for something fucked up.
 
Since Fatman is homeless, maybe he can move in with Aukai, I'm guessing their diets are about the same.
 
Watching a fat pig stream himself laying about isn't popular? Color me shocked.

The problem is he isn't focusing on his natural strengths other than his morbid obesity. If he's playing League of Legends or whatever screaming about the Illuminati and Flat Earth conspiracies, then maybe he could get an audience. Eatdatpussy445 is a morbidly obese guy screaming about porn and the Philadelphia Eagles and he can get a pretty sizable view count. So there's probably an audience for a person who is literally a fat guy sitting in his underwear in his parent's basement, like your parents warned you everyone on the internet was.
 
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The problem is he isn't focusing on his natural strengths other than his morbid obesity. If he's playing League of Legends or whatever screaming about the Illuminati and Flat Earth conspiracies, then maybe he could get an audience. Eatdatpussy445 is a morbidly obese guy screaming about porn and the Philadelphia Eagles and he can get a pretty sizable view count. So there's probably an audience for a person who is literally a fat guy sitting in his underwear in his parent's basement, like your parents warned you everyone on the internet was.

Everyone loves a good chimpout.
 
fat piece of shit fell asleep while his dog was still outside in the pouring rain, weather shows nonstop rain for his area of hawaii for the next week, you eventually hear his dad open the door to let him back in followed by loud barks and yelps/whining by the poor mutt, then once put back in the pigsty bedroom he continues to let out whines as withawonder recommends "we can leave him inside" then goes back to sleep


also ive lost count of the youtube accounts at this point but his last one was copy striked by BBC and now titled his new stream "i wont play copyright stuff anymore lol" yet is still just streaming twitch

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oh and 2 days ago, Ludecomment who goes by Mayoking on mixer went on an almost 1 hour rant (more like a dwelling bicker cause he offered no real valid complains to justify how hes any better and just came off triggered his views were lower) about withawonder who at the time had more viewers than both Lude's twitch & mixer stream combined and he initially had some trolls go into his chat an talk shit but then he stopped playing his game entirely and just kept ranting on about "why would anyone watch him he just lays there" he even started playing scenes from 300....meanwhile his views kept dropping at one point under 10 on mixer an twitch had like 20 or and withawonder had 50+ not even addressing it.

Mixer's VOD system appears to be automatic based on my own account settings yet withawonders has yet to archive so unfortunately unless something is captured live we'll miss it, i dont even watch his youtube live anymore i just scrub thru the DVR timeline for when hes actually appears awake/looking at the screen/doing somting in the tiny thumbnails it shows, then skip the rest

out of the 6 hour stream that 2 minute dog clip above was literally the only thing aside form fucking sleeping and streaming that lame ass league player
 
fat piece of shit fell asleep while his dog was still outside in the pouring rain, weather shows nonstop rain for his area of hawaii for the next week, you eventually hear his dad open the door to let him back in followed by loud barks and yelps/whining by the poor mutt, then once put back in the pigsty bedroom he continues to let out whines as withawonder recommends "we can leave him inside" then goes back to sleep

youtube bots apparently flagged some keywords in the description so here's a streamable lnk


LMAO apparently all shit went loose today, simon got thrown out, someone in chat says they are recording it, otherwise ill have to wait until he turns off the stream so it archives since youtube only lets you to back 2hrs

one of the Huns came out of the cave


his advice on instagram whores

 
https://www.periscope.tv/withawonder1/1djxXdkNadExZ

hes now been on periscope

today he went to the mall and got some korean bbq, then 30 min later on the way home he got more wendys


omg this fucking periscope stream is golden, hes basically uber driving some ppl to meetup apparently to fuck, but he fucking fills it with lies presenting himself in this grand fashion to them.

starting off with his "streaming career" then it goes into penis sizes which he acts like he has a 8in cock, ive only made it 1 hour in but its the best thing hes done in a fucking month

https://www.pscp.tv/withawonder1/1RDxldwDbgoxL
 
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Bumping this thread a year later. Withawonder fell off the grid for a while, but has returned to YouTube and is now running "Wonder Capital Investments LLC" at https://wcifinancial.com/ - Hawaii LLC search comes up empty for it. There's also his streaming site, https://pokimaneismygf.com/



This channel seems like his actual, personal YouTube as it has some random FMVs from 10 years ago uploaded and has his personal name in the channel name.

Some highlights (and archived for posterity):
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What is Wonder Capital Investments?
We are a money management office / investment fund. You send us your money, then we invest and grow it. Investments have a 1 year lock period. You have to wait 1 year then you can take out some or all of your money.

Our CEO and lead money manager is withawonder, whom is viewed by many as a financial god of this generation. As CEO and manager, it is withawonders legal duty to use all of his skill and knowledge to intelligently invest your money.
Who is withawonder?
Aukai “withawonder” Johnson, is the CEO, owner, and founder of WCI financial.

Around early 2018, while pursuing mental-and-spiritual training-and-focus, while making millions in his personal stock accounts, withawonder realized he is gifted with a special genius. Next, after thinking of possible paths, withawonder eventually decided he may as well start his own investment fund and let others buy into his gains. And buy into his genius. WCI financial is the fruition of that idea.

As he puts it. The faithful shall be rewarded. If you want the gains, if you want the girls, if you want the life, if you want to invest in a god, and be part of his masterpiece.

At WCI financial you are investing not in a company or a product or a material/resource (like gold or oil). No, when you invest here you are investing in genius. You are investing in withawonder, the youngest hottest financial superstar of this generation.
What are your projected profit margins?
Withawonder is expecting returns of around 25 to 35% yearly for the low risk fund, and 80% to 120% yearly for the high risk fund. Actual amounts will vary depending on market volatility and events.
How do i invest?
Click here to visit the How To Invest page.


Who can invest?
We can accept money from citizens of United States, US territories, South Korea, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, United Kingdom, European Union, and the Cayman Islands.

Non-US investors have a minimum initial investment of $10,000 USD.

Also, to make the IRS extra happy, withawonder has decided to require all non-US investors pay the 15% US capital gains tax on all gains made.

This means if you are a non-US-citizen, then before we give you your money, we will take 15% of your gains and give that money to the IRS. This means if you live outside the US, your gains will be double taxed. Taxed once by the IRS, and then when you get it your government will tax it as income again. Basically, youll pay double income taxes, but the tax only applies to your gains (not your initial investment), which means overall its still a pretty good deal since the gains are so much higher than any other investment vehicle you could pick.
More info about withawonder
Where does the name withawonder come from anyway? Two of his hobbies are livestreaming and internet videogames. He played so many videogames they eventually became boring to him, but he still plays 2-3 hours a week in his free time, but any more than that gets boring to him. Nowdays, withawonder finds more enjoyment from “making dat cash money” as he puts it.

The name “withawonder” is just his streamer name/internet name/nickname, he wanted to find a fun nickname to call himself that resonates with his spirit, and he decided that name rings nicely with his spirit. He likes the sound of it, it has a nice ring to it. Hes always wondering about things. Wondering about his next genius paths to ascend his consciousness to higher levels.

Withawonder doesn’t stream alot, just a little each week whenever he feels like it. Hes already rich as fuck, so he only streams for fun when hes bored.

Withawonder is planning to livestream the investment action of WCI financial live on youtube. He thinks this idea is a fun way to show investors the action, and it lets investors tune in and have fun watching the action.

Also we know most investors live busy lives and probably will only watch the investment livestreams maybe once or twice, for a few minutes, just to check it out once for fun. And after that you wont watch anymore because your busy living your own life. And thats okay. Withawonder is doing the streams because, hey its his job and hes making fuckloads of money as the fund manager, so he feels he may as well stream it so any investors who wanna watch for fun can come see the action.

Withawonders streams will not be private and only allow “investors” to watch it. no. The streams will be free and live on youtube for anyone to watch, mostly so he can show the FBI that this is all legit and hes not running a ponzi scheme.

Having the streams be “private” would seem very suspicious. So withawonder wants to make everything open and visible to show the FBI/world that everythings all legit.

How To Invest

email me, withawonder, at

contact@wcifinancial.com

And tell me how much money you want to put in the high risk and low risk funds.

Tell me your legal name, and the country you live in. I will tell you where to mail your check. We can accept money from citizens of United States, US territories, South Korea, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, United Kingdom, European Union, and the Cayman Islands. Investors outside the United States have a minimum 10,000 USD initial investment.

Right after you mail me your check, email me a password to lock your money. something simple like melon5577 is fine. Also, with the check include a little piece of paper and write down your password on it. Dont tell your password to anyone. Keep it written and hidden in a box in your bedroom closet or something.

When you take out your money, i will only send it to someone with your legal name on their bank account, and your password. The chances of anyone other than you having your password plus a bank account with your legal name, should be impossible.

I use the password system so that way i dont have to get your social security number. Giving someone your name and SS number would be a big security risk for you.

In the unlikely situation if you lose your password, then i can have you go to your bank with the account that sent me the money. Then i will call your bank and ask them to confirm to me that you, in person, really are the owner of the account. Once they confirm you are the account owner, then i will send the money to your account.

Important Tax Information

Most hedge funds are off-shore to avoid taxes.

I however believe strongly in paying taxes to support social programs. I want to pay taxes. I keep my fund on-shore on-purpose.

I strongly support the United States government and i think the US government is doing a great job. The United States government created the most free and powerful economy in the world. The United States military fights against tyranny and oppression across the world. I proudly support the system.

In order to make the IRS extra happy, i will make-sure you pay your taxes on your gains, by doing it for you. I will automatically use part of your money to pay your taxes for you, before i send you the rest your money.

This means when you get your money, you dont have to pay any taxes on it. The taxes will already be paid (because i will take out the 15% capital gains tax and give it to the IRS before i send it to you). The capital gains tax IS the income taxes on your money. This means when i send you your money you dont have to pay any income taxes on it (they will already be paid).

The tax only applys to your gains, not your initial investment. If you invest your money into my fund, you are agreeing to pay 15% capital gains tax to the IRS, even if you somehow exist in some loophole where you “dont have to pay taxes”. I dont care about that. I want to send tons of money to the IRS so they stay off my dick, so anyone who invests in my fund is opting-in to voluntarily pay income taxes to the IRS even if you exist in some loophole where you are “exempt”.

Also i require all non-US investors to pay income taxes to the IRS. I will automatically pay income taxes to the IRS before i send you your money, regardless if you are in or outside the United States. This means if you are outside the United States your money will probably be double taxed. But its still a good deal since the gains are so high.

For Big Money Investors

If someone wants to invest alot but wants to meet me in person first, i am open for that. Anyone wanting to invest over 200k, i can meet you in person to discuss business and exchange ideas. But you will have to fly to Oahu where i live to meet me. Email me to discuss such details and ill give you my private email/number.
 
I've seen Aukai occasionally make thirsty comments on Twitter, like offering his sexual prowess to Alyssa Milano. I tried surfing through Twitch to find anything that wasn't humorless camthot shit or Fortnite autism. Or both, in the form of Pokimane.
I yearn for the days a fat man covered his tiny boner with a pillow while we made fun of him.
 
Still around and back on Twitter (https://twitter.com/withawonder1) and Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT9iikKlrYAaWfZiZ-pwfQw)

Apparently claims he just got COVID right before Thanksgiving and hasn't streamed for about 5 days.

It's been almost 3 years and pretty much nothing else has seemed to change. Still sitting on his fat ass in bed and following Poki and other girls on Twitch

--w1-- WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME IN TERMS OF CONTENT once i get plenty viewers AND i bring girls onto my stream. i will probably start streaming on my private website where i can stream real "S-E-X" with the girls . and i can also stream other naughty things that arent allowed on youtube if you like my stream, then follow my twitter and check it whenever your about to watch streams to see if im live. ill post where im streaming https://www.twitter.com/withawonder1 https://www.pokimaneismygf.com im mostly just a chill stream. i stream for fun, to chill, because it is relaxing for me. i do not put much effort into making my stream "good", i dont care, its mostly just a tool for my own relaxation and mental meditation if watching my stream helps give you relaxation and mental meditation, then cool, your welcome to watch and chill with me if you havnt already, i suggest buying a setup where you can lay down, on a couch or bed, while you watch streams. LDARing while watching streams is the shit however with that said. i do want to put some effort into making my streams "good" and "kickass" . so heres what im planning i am trying to get some hot girls to bring onto my streams. ill probably stream them in bed with me cuddling, maybe go out to fast food places and shit. ive realized, hot girls make content 1000x better, ive realized all people actually care about in this world is hot girls, soo finding some to bring to my stream will turn it into epic content literally by doing nothing but adding a hot girl into it beyond the hot girls, other random fun shit i am planning. too lazy to write it out oh. and i plan to soon make videos promoting my idea called the "waifuharem" . this idea should let many incels out there finally "get sex". you can learn about my waifuharem plan on my reddit and i guess maybe once every 1-2 hours i will check my reddit and comment on any of the top posts in my reddit. i will link my reddit below I almost never read chat. to reach me and ask me questions, POST ON MY REDDIT /r/waifuharem
 
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